Tramping on Life
An Autobiographical Narrative (2024)

AN AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL NARRATIVE

HARRY KEMP

GARDEN CITY NEW YORK

GARDEN CITY PUBLISHING COMPANY, Inc.

Copyright, 1922, by
BONI AND LIVERIGHT, INC.

First Printing, September, 1922

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All in this book that is good and enduring and worth while for humanity, Idedicate to the memory of my wife,

MARY PYNE

Waterbury, Connecticut,

May 20, 1922.

TRAMPING ON LIFE

Now I am writing these things just as I was told them by my grandmother.For I have utterly no remembrance of my mother. Consumption ran in herfamily. And bearing and giving birth to me woke the inherited weaknessin her. She was not even strong enough to suckle me.

I was born in the early eighties, in Mornington, Ohio, in a section ofthat great, steel-manufacturing city which was neither city, suburb, norcountry,—but a muddy, green-splashed, murky mixture of all three.

They told me, when I was old enough to understand, that my mother wasEnglish, that her folks lived in Cleveland and owned a millinery anddrygoods store there ... and that my father met my mother one day inMornington. She was visiting an uncle who ran a candy store on MainStreet, and, she girl-like, laughed and stood behind the counter, readyfor a flirtation....

My father was young, too. And he was employed there in the store,apprenticed to the candy-maker's trade. And, on this day, as he passedthrough, carrying a trayful of fresh-dipped chocolates, he winked at mymother and joked with her in an impudent way ... and she rebuffed him,not really meaning a rebuff, of course ... and he startled her bypulling off his hat and grotesquely showing himself to be entirely bald... for he had grown bald very young—at the age of sixteen ... bothbecause of scarlet fever, and because baldness for the men ran in hisfamily ... and he was tall, and dark, and walked with rather a militarycarriage.

I was four years old when my mother died.

When she fell sick, they tell me, my grandfather did one of the fewdecent acts of his life—he let my father have a farm he owned incentral Kansas, near Hutchinson. But my father did not try to work it.

He was possessed of neither the capital nor knowledge necessary forfarming.

He went to work as clerk in a local hotel, in the rapidly growing town.Crazy with grief, he watched my mother drop out of his life a littlemore each day.

My father and mother both had tempers that flared up and sank assuddenly.

I had lung fever when I was a baby. That was what they called it then. Inearly died of it. It left me very frail in body.

As soon as I could walk and talk my mother made a great companion of me.She didn't treat me as if I were only a child. She treated me like agrown-up companion. I am told that I would follow her about the housefrom room to room, clutching at her skirts, while she was dusting andsweeping and working. And to hear us two talking with each other, youwould have imagined there was a houseful of people.

My father's anguish over my mother's death caused him to break loosefrom all ties. His grief goaded him so that he went about aimlessly. Heroamed from state to state, haunted by her memory. He worked at allsorts of jobs. Once he even dug ditches for seventy-five cents a day. Hehad all sorts of adventures, roaming about.

As for me, I was left alone with my grandmother, his mother,—in the bighouse which stood back under the trees, aloof from the wide, dusty roadthat led to the mills.

With us lived my young, unmarried aunt, Millie....

My grandmother had no education. She could barely read and write.

And she believed in everybody.

She was stout ... sparse-haired ... wore a switch ... had kindly,confiding, blue eyes.

Beggars, tramps, pack-peddlers, book-agents, fortune-tellers,—she lenta credulous ear to all,—helped others when we ourselves needed help,signed up for preposterous articles on "easy" monthly payments,—gaveaway food, starving her appetite and ours.

When, child though I was, even I protested, she would say, "well,Johnnie, you might be a tramp some day, and how would I feel if Ithought some one was turning you away hungry?"

My Grandfather Gregory was a little, alert, erect, suave man,—he was aman whose nature was such that he would rather gain a dollar by somecheeky, brazen, off-colour practice than earn a hundred by honestmethods.

He had keen grey eyes that looked you in the face in utter, disarmingfrankness. He was always immaculately dressed. He talked continuallyabout money, and about how people abused his confidence and his trust inmen. But there was a sharpness like pointed needles in the pupils of hiseyes that betrayed his true nature.

Coming to Mornington as one of the city's pioneers, at first he had keptneck to neck in social prestige with the Babsons, Guelders, and therest, and had built the big house that my grandmother, my aunt, andmyself now lived in, on Mansion avenue....

When the Civil War broke out, that streak of adventure and daring in mygrandfather which in peace times turned him to shady financialtransactions, now caused him to enlist. And before the end of the war hehad gone far up in the ranks.

After the war he came into still more money by a manufacturing businesswhich he set up. But the secret process of the special kind of materialwhich he manufactured he inveigled out of a comrade in arms. The latternever derived a cent from it. My grandfather stole the patent, taking itout in his own name. The other man had trusted him, remembering thetimes they had fought shoulder to shoulder, and had bivouackedtogether....

My grandfather, though so small as to be almost diminutive, was spry andbrave as an aroused wasp when anyone insulted him. Several times hefaced down burly-bodied men who had threatened to kill him for hisgetting the better of them in some doubtful business transaction.

For a long time his meanness and sharp dealings were reserved foroutsiders and he was generous with his family. And my sweet, simple, oldgrandmother belonged to all the societies, charitable and otherwise, intown ... but she was not, never could be "smart." She was always sayingand doing naïve things from the heart. And soon she began to disapproveof my grandfather's slick business ways.

I don't know just what tricks he put over ... but he became persona nongrata in local business circles ... and he took to running about thecountry, putting through various projects here and there ... thislittle, dressy, hard-faced man ... like a cross between a weasel and abird!

He dropped into Mornington, and out again, each time with a wild,restless story of fortunes to be made or in the making!

Once he came home and stayed for a longer time than usual. During thisstay he received many letters. My grandmother noticed a furtiveness inhis manner when he received them. My grandmother noticed that herhusband always repaired immediately to the outhouse when he received aletter.

She followed after him one day, and found fragments of a torn lettercast below ... she performed the disagreeable task of retrieving thefragments, of laboriously piecing them together and spelling them out.She procured a divorce as quietly as possible. Then my grandfather madehis final disappearance. I did not see him again till I was quite grownup.

All support of his numerous family ceased. His sons and daughters had togo to work while still children, or marry.

My Aunt Alice married a country doctor whom I came to know as "UncleBeck." My Uncle Joe, who inherited my grandfather's business-sense, withnone of his crookedness, started out as a newsboy, worked his way up tohalf-proprietorship in a Mornington paper ... the last I heard of him hehad money invested in nearly every enterprise in town, and had become asubstantial citizen.

My father still pursued his nomadic way of living, sending, very seldom,driblets of money to my grandmother for my support ... my uncle Jim wentEast to work ... of my uncle Landon I shall tell you later on.

The big house in which my grandmother, my Aunt Millie, and I lived waslooking rather seedy by this time. The receding tide of fashion andwealth had withdrawn far off to another section of the rapidly growingcity ... and, below and above, the Steel Mills, with their great,flaring furnaces, rose, it seemed, over night, one after one ... and awelter of strange people we then called the "low Irish" came to work inthem, and our Mansion Avenue became "Kilkenny Row." And a gang of toughkids sprang up called the "Kilkenny Cats," with which my gang used tofight.

After the "Low Irish" came the "Dagoes" ... and after them the "Hunkies"... each wilder and more poverty-stricken than the former.

The Industrial Panic of '95 (it was '95, I think) was on ... always verypoor since the breaking up of our family, now at times even bread wasscarce in the house.

I was going to school, scrawny and freckle-faced and ill-nourished. Ihad a pet chicken that fortunately grew up to be a hen. It used to layan egg for me nearly every morning during that hard time.

My early remembrances of school are chiefly olfactory. I didn't like thedirty boy who sat next to me and spit on his slate, rubbing it cleanwith his sleeve. I loved the use of my yellow, new sponge, especiallyafter the teacher had taught me all about how it had grown on the bottomof the ocean, where divers had to swim far down to bring it up, slantingthrough the green waters. But the slates of most of the boys stunkvilely with their spittle.

I didn't like the smell of the pig-tailed little girls, either. Therewas a close soapiness about them that offended me. And yet theyattracted me. For I liked them in their funny, kilt-like, swingingdresses. I liked the pudginess of their noses, the shiny apple-glow oftheir cheeks.

It was wonderful to learn to make letters on a slate. To learn to putdown rows of figures and find that one and one, cabalistically, madetwo, and two and two, four!

It always seemed an age to recess. And the school day was as long as amonth is now.

We were ready to laugh at anything ... a grind-organ in the street, apassing huckster crying "potatoes," etc.

I have few distinct memories of my school days. I never went tokindergarten. I entered common school at the age of eight.

My grandfather, after his hegira from Mornington, left behind hislibrary of travels, lives of famous American Statesmen and BusinessMen, and his Civil War books. Among these books were four treasuretroves that set my boy's imagination on fire. They were Stanley'sAdventures in Africa, Dr. Kane's Book of Polar Explorations, MungoPark, and, most amazing of all, a huge, sensational book called SavageRaces of the World ... this title was followed by a score of harrowingand sensational sub-titles in rubric. I revelled and rolled in this booklike a colt let out to first pasture. For days and nights, summer andwinter, I fought, hunted, was native to all the world's savage regionsin turn, partook gleefully of strange and barbarous customs, naked andskin-painted. I pushed dug-outs and canoes along tropic water-ways whereat any moment an enraged hippopotamus might thrust up his snout andoverturn me, crunching the boat in two and leaving me a prey tocrocodiles ... I killed birds of paradise with poison darts which I blewout of a reed with my nostrils ... I burned the houses of white settlers... even indulged shudderingly in cannibal feasts.

The one thing that pre-eminently seized my imagination in Savage Racesof the World was the frontispiece,—a naked black rushing full-tiltthrough a tropical forest, his head of hair on fire, a hugefeather-duster of dishevelled flame ... somehow this appealed to me asespecially romantic. I dreamed of myself as that savage, rushinggloriously through a forest, naked, and crowned with fire like someprimitive sun-god. It never once occurred to me how it would hurt tohave my hair burning!

When Aunt Millie was taken down with St. Vitus's dance, it afforded meendless amusem*nt. She could hardly lift herself a drink out of a fulldipper without spilling two-thirds of the contents on the ground.

Uncle Beck, the Pennsylvania Dutch country doctor who married AuntAlice, came driving in from Antonville, five miles away, once or twice aweek to tend to Millie, free, as we were too poor to pay for a doctor. Iremember how Uncle Beck caught me and whipped me with a switch. For Iconstantly teased Aunt Millie to make her scream and cry.

"Granma," I used to call out, on waking in the morning....

"Yes, Johnnie darling, what is it?"

"Granma, yesterday ... in the woods back of Babson's barn, I killedthree Indians, one after the other." (The funny part of it was that Ibelieved this, actually, as soon as the words left my mouth.)

A silence....

"Granma, don't you believe me?"

"Yes, of course, I believe you."

Aunt Millie would strike in with—"Ma, why do you go on humouringJohnnie while he tells such lies? You ought to give him a goodwhipping."

"The poor little chap ain't got no mother!"

"Poor little devil! If you keep on encouraging him this way he'll becomeone of the greatest liars in the country."

A colloquy after this sort took place more than once. It gave meindescribable pleasure to narrate an absurd adventure, believe it myselfin the telling of it, and think others believed me. Aunt Millie's scornstung me like a nettle, and I hated her.

In many ways I tasted practical revenge. Though a grown girl ofnineteen, she still kept three or four dolls. And I would steal herdolls, pull their dresses for shame over their heads, and set themstraddle the banisters.

We took in boarders. We had better food. It was good to have meat to eatevery day.

Among the boarders was a bridge builder named Elton Reeves. Elton had apleasant, sun-burnt face and a little choppy moustache beneath which histeeth glistened when he smiled.

He fell, or pretended to fall, in love with gaunt, raw-boned Millie.

At night, after his day's work, he and Millie would sit silently forhours in the darkened parlour,—silent, except for an occasional murmurof voices. I was curious. Several times I peeked in. But all I could seewas the form of my tall aunt couched half-moonwise in Elton Reeve's lap.I used to wonder why they sat so long and still, there in thedarkness....

Once a grown girl of fourteen named Minnie came to visit a sweet littlegirl named Martha Hanson, whose consumptive widower-father rented tworooms from my grandmother. They put Minnie to sleep in the same bed withme....

After a while I ran out of the bedroom into the parlour where thecourting was going on.

"Aunt Millie, Minnie won't let me sleep."

Millie did not answer. Elton guffawed lustily.

I returned to bed and found Minnie lying stiff and mute with fury.

Elton left, the bridge-work brought to completion. He had a job waitingfor him in another part of the country.

It hurt even my savage, young, vindictive heart to see Millie dailyrunning to the gate, full of eagerness, as the mail-man came....

"No, no letters for you this morning, Millie!"

Or more often he would go past, saying nothing. And Millie would weepbitterly.

I have a vision of a very old woman walking over the top of a hill. Sheleans on a knobby cane. She smokes a corn-cob pipe. Her face iscorrugated with wrinkles and as tough as leather. She comes out of ahigh background of sky. The wind whips her skirts about her thin shanks.Her legs are like broomsticks.

This is a vision of my great-grandmother's entrance into my boyhood.

I had often heard of her. She had lived near Halton with my Great-auntRachel for a long time ... and now, since we were taking in boarders andcould keep her, she was coming to spend the rest of her days with us.

At first I was afraid of this eerie, ancient being. But when she dug outa set of fish-hooks, large and small, from her tobacco pouch, and gavethem to me, I began to think there might be something human in the oldlady.

She established her regular place in a rocker by the kitchen stove. Shehad already reached the age of ninety-five. But there was a constant,sharp, youthful glint in her eye that belied her age.

She chewed tobacco vigorously like any backwoodsman (had chewed itoriginally because she'd heard it cured toothache, then had kept up thehabit because she liked it).

Her corncob pipe—it was as rank a thing as ditch digger ever poisonedthe clean air with.

Granma Wandon was as spry as a yearling calf. She taught me how todrown out groundhogs and chipmunks from their holes. She went fishingwith me and taught me to spit on the bait for luck, or rub a certainroot on the hook, which she said made the fish bite better.

And solemnly that spring of her arrival, and that following summer, didwe lay out a fair-sized garden and carefully plant each kind ofvegetable in just the right time and phase of the moon and, however itmay be, her garden grew beyond the garden of anyone else in theneighbourhood.

The following winter—and her last winter on earth—was a time of wonderand marvel for me ... sitting with her at the red-heated kitchen stove,I listened eagerly to her while she related tales to me of old settlersin Pennsylvania ... stories of Indians ... ghost stories ... she curdledmy blood with tales of catamounts and mountain lions crying like women,and babies in the dark, to lure travellers where they could pounce downfrom branches on them.

And she told me the story of the gambler whom the Devil took when heswore falsely, avowing, "may the Devil take me if I cheated."

She boasted of my pioneer ancestors ... strapping six-footers in theirstocking feet ... men who carried one hundred pound bags of salt fromPittsburgh to Slippery Rock in a single journey.

The effect of these stories on me—?

I dreamed of skeleton hands that reached out from the clothes closet forme. Often at night I woke, yelling with nightmare.

With a curious touch of folk lore Granma Gregory advised me to "look forthe harness under the bed, if it was a nightmare." But she upbraidedGranma Wandon, her mother, for retailing me such tales.

"Nonsense, it'll do him good, my sweet little Johnnie," she assured herdaughter, knocking her corncob pipe over the coal scuttle like a man.

There was a story of Granma Wandon's that cut deep into my memory. Itwas the story of the man who died cursing God, and who brought, by hiscursing, the dancing of the very flames of Hell, red-licking andserrate, in a hideous cluster, like an infernal bed of flowers, justoutside the window, for all around his death-bed to see!

In the fall of the next year Granma Wandon took sick. We knew it wasall over for her. She faded painlessly into death. She knew she wasgoing, said so calmly and happily. She made Millie and Granma Gregorypromise they'd be good to me. I wept and wept. I kissed her leathery,leaf-like hand with utter devotion ... she could hardly lift it. Almostof itself it sought my face and flickered there for a moment.

She seemed to be listening to something far off.

"Can't you hear it, Maggie?" she asked her daughter.

"Hear what, mother?"

"Music ... that beautiful music!"

"Do you see anything, mother?"

"Yes ... heaven!"

Then the fine old pioneer soul passed on. I'll bet she still clingsgrimly to an astral corncob pipe somewhere in space.

A week before she died, Aunt Millie told us she was sure the end wasnear. For Millie had waked up in the night and had seen the old ladycome into her room, reach under the bed, take the pot forth, useit,—and glide silently upstairs to her room again.

Millie spoke to the figure and received no answer. Then, frightened, sheknew she had seen a "token" of Granma Wandon's approaching death.

In the parlour stood the black coffin on trestles; the door open, for wehad a fear of cats getting at the body,—we could glimpse the ominousblack object as we sat down to breakfast. And I laid my head on thetable and wept as much because of that sight as over the loss of my oldcomrade and playmate.

Something vivid had gone out of my life. And for the first time I feltand knew the actuality of death. Like a universe-filling, soft,impalpable dust it slowly sifted over me, bearing me under. I saw forthe first time into all the full graves of the world.

To my great-grandmother's funeral came many distant relatives I hadnever rested eye on before ... especially there came my Great-auntRachel, Granma Gregory's sister,—a woman just as sweet-natured as she,and almost her twin even to the blue rupture of a vein in the middle ofthe lower lip. She, too, had a slightly protrusive stomach over whichshe had the habit of folding her hard-working hands restfully, when shetalked ... and also there came with her my Great-uncle Joshua, herhusband ... and my second cousins, Paul and Phoebe, their children. Theother children, two girls, were off studying in a nurses' college ...working their way there.

After the burial Josh and Paul went on back to Halton, where they workedin the Steel Mills. They left Aunt Rachel and Phoebe to stay on and payus a visit.

Paul and Josh were "puddlers"—when they worked ... in the open furnacesthat were in use in those days ... when you saw huge, magnificent men,naked to the belt, whose muscles rippled in coils as they toiled away inthe midst of the living red of flowing metal.

Phoebe was wild and beautiful in a frail way. She wore a pea green skirtand a waist of filmy, feminine texture. We instantly took to each other.She was always up and off, skimming swallow-like in all directions, nowthis way, now that, as if seeking for some new flavour in life, someexcitement that had not come to her yet.

We made expeditions together over the country. She joined me in myimaginary battles with Indians ... my sanguinary hunts for big game....It was she who first taught me to beg hand-outs at back doors—one daywhen we went fishing together and found ourselves a long way off fromhome.

Once Phoebe fell into a millpond from a springboard ... with all herclothes on ... we were seeing who dared "teeter" nearest the end.... Ihad difficulty in saving her. It was by the hair, with a chance clutch,that I drew her ashore.

The picture of her, shivering forlornly before the kitchen stove! Shewas beautiful, even in her long, wet, red-flannel drawers that came downto her slim, white ankles. She was weeping over the licking her motherhad given her.

"I'm afraid your cousin Phoebe will come to no good end some day, if shedon't watch out," said my grandmother to me, "and I don't like you toplay with her much.... I'm going to have Aunt Rachel take her homesoon" ... after a pause, "as sure as I have ten fingers she'll grow upto be a bad woman."

"Granma, what is a bad woman?"

Aunt Rachel and Cousin Phoebe returned home. Uncle Josh, that slack oldvagabond with his furtive, kindly eye-glances, came for them with alivery rig.

I think I read every dime novel published, during those years of mychildhood ... across the bridge that Elton had helped build, the newbridge that spanned the Hickory River, and over the railroad tracks,stood a news-stand, that was run by an old, near-sighted woman. As shesat tending counter and knitting, I bought her books ... but for eachdime laid down before her, I stole three extra thrillers from under hervery eye.

From my grandfather's library I dug up a book on the Hawaiian Islands,written by some missionary. In it I found a story of how the nativesspeared fish off the edges of reefs. Straightway I procured a pitchfork.

I searched the shallows and ripples of Hickory River for miles ... Ifollowed Babson's brook over the hills nearly to its source.

One day, peering through reeds into a shallow cove, I saw a fish-finthrust up out of the water. I crept cautiously forward.

It was a big fish that lay there. Trembling all over with excitement, Imade a mad thrust. Then I yelled, and stamped on the fish, getting allwet in doing so. I beat its head in with the haft of the fork. It rolledover, its white belly glinting in the sun. On picking it up, I wasdisappointed. It had been dead for a long time; had probably swam inthere to die ... and its gills were a withered brown-black in colour,like a desiccated mushroom ... not healthy red.

But I was not to be frustrated of my glory. I tore the tell-tale gillsout ... then I beat the fish's head to a pulp, and I carried my capturehome and proudly strutted in at the kitchen door.

"Look, Granma, at what a big fish I've caught."

"Oh, Millie, he's really got one," and Granma straightened up from thewash-tub. Millie came out snickering scornfully.

"My Gawd, Ma, can't you see it's been dead a week?"

"You're a liar, it ain't!" I cried. And I began to sob because AuntMillie was trying to push me back into ignominy as I stood at the verythreshold of glory.

"Honest-to-God, it's—fresh—Granma!" I gulped, "didn't I just kill itwith the pitchfork?" Then I stopped crying, absorbed entirely in thefine story I was inventing of the big fish's capture and death. I stoodaside, so to speak, amazed at myself, and proud, as my tongue ran on asif of its own will.

Even Aunt Millie was charmed.

But she soon came out from under the spell with, "Ma, Johnnie means wellenough, but surely you ain't going to feed that fish to the boarders?"

"Yes, I am. I believe in the little fellow."

"All right, Ma ... but I won't eat a mouthful of it, and you'd betterdrop a note right away for Uncle Beck to drive in, so's he'll be here ontime for the cases of poison that are sure to develop."

Cleaned and baked, the fish looked good, dripping with sauce and bastedto an appetizing brown.

As I drew my chair up to the table and a smoking portion was heaped onmy plate, Aunt Millie watched me with bright, malicious eyes.

"Granma, I want another cup o' coffee," I delayed.

But the big, fine, grey-haired mill boss, our star boarder, who liked mebecause I always listened to his stories—he sailed into his helpingnose-first. That gave me courage and I ate, too ... and we all ate.

"Say, but this fish is good! Where did it come from?"

"The kid here caught it."

"Never tasted better in my life."

None of us were ever any the worse for our rotten fish. And I wasvindicated, believed in, even by Aunt Millie.

Summer vacation again, after a winter and spring's weary grind inschool.

Aunt Rachel wrote to Granma that they would be glad to have me come overto Halton for a visit.

Granma let me, after I had pleaded for a long while,—but it was withgreat reluctance, warning me of Phoebe.

Aunt Rachel, Uncle Joshua, Cousin Phoebe and cousin Paul lived in a big,square barn-like structure. Its unpainted, barren bulk sat uneasily ontop of a bare hill where the clay lay so close to the top-soil that inwet weather you could hardly labour up the precipitous path that led totheir house, it was so slippery.

As I floundered upward in the late spring rain, gaining the bare summitunder the drizzly sky, a rush of dogs met me. They leaped and slaveredand jumped and flopped and tumbled and whined all about me and over me... ten of them ... hound dogs with flop-ears and small, red-rimmed eyes... skinny creatures ... there was no danger from them; but they plantedtheir mud-sticky paws everywhere in a frenzy of welcome.

"A hound ain't got no sense onless he's a-huntin'," drawled Paul, as hisgreat boot caught them dextrously under their bellies and lifted themgently, assiduously, severally, in different directions from me....

Aunt Rachel's face, ineffably ignorant and ineffably sweet, lit up witha smile of welcome. She met me in the doorway, kissed me.

And she made me a great batch of pancakes to eat, with bacon drippingand New Orleans molasses ... but first—

"Josh, where on earth is them carpet slippers o' yourn?"

Josh yawned. He knocked the tobacco out of his pipe leisurely ... then,silent, he began scraping the black, foul inside of the bowl ... then atlast he drawled.

"Don't know, Ma!"

But Phoebe knew, and soon, a mile too wide, the carpet slippers hung onmy feet, while my shoes were drying in the oven and sending out thatpeculiar, close smell that wet leather emanates when subjected to heat.Also, I put on Phoebe's pea-green cotton skirt, while my knee britcheshung behind the stove, drying. The men chaffed me.

In the industrial Middle West of those days, when the steel kings'fortunes were in bloom of growth, these distantly related kinsfolk ofmine still lived the precarious life of pioneer days. Through the bareboards of the uneven floor whistled the wind. Here and there lay asparse, grey, homemade rag rug. And here and there a window pane,broken, had not been replaced. And an old pair of pants, a ragged shirt,a worn out skirt stuffed in, kept out the draft,—of which everybody butPhoebe seemed mortally afraid. Incidentally these window-stuffings keptout much of the daylight.

Aunt Rachel, near-sighted, with her rather pathetic stoop, wasceaselessly sewing, knitting, scrubbing, washing, and cooking. She tookcare of her "two men" as she phrased it proudly—her husband and hergreat-bodied son—as if they were helpless children.

"We're going a-huntin' to-day, Johnny,—wan' ter come along?"

"Sure!"

"Wall, git ready, then!"

But first Paul fed the hounds out in the yard ... huge slabs of whitebread spread generously with lard. This was all they ever got, exceptthe scraps from the table, which were few. They made a loud, slatheringnoise, gulping and bolting their food.

But we started off without the hounds.

"Ain't you going to take the dogs along?"

"Nope."

"Why not—ain't we going to hunt rabbits?"

"Yep."

"Then why not take them?"

"Put your hand in my right hand pocket an' find out!"

I stuck my hand down, and it was given a vicious bite by a white,pink-eyed ferret Paul was carrying there. I yelled with pain andsurprise. I pulled my hand up in the air, the ferret hanging to afinger. The ferret dropped to the ground. Paul stooped and picked it up,guffawing. It didn't bite him. It knew and feared him. That was his ideaof a joke, the trick he played on me!

"Yew might git blood-pisen from that bite!" teased Josh, to scare me.But I remained unscared. I sucked the blood from the tiny punctures,feeling secure, after I had done it. I remembered how Queen Eleanore hadsaved the life of Richard Cœur de Lion in the Holy Land, when he hadbeen bitten by an adder, by sucking out the venom. I enjoyed the thrillof a repeated historic act.

"If we got ketched we'd be put in jail fer this!" remarked Josh withthat sly, slow smile of his; "it ain't the proper season to huntrabbits in, an' it's agin the law, in season or out, to hunt 'em withferrets," and he chuckled with relish over the outlawry of it.

We came to a hole under a hollow tree. Paul let the ferret go down,giving him a preliminary smack.

"Mind you, Jim,—God damn you,—don't you stay down that hole too long."

"Think he understands you?"

"In course he does: jest the same es you do."

"And why would Jim stay down?"

"He might corner the rabbit, kill him, an' stay to suck his blood ...but Jim knows me ... I've given him many's the ungodly whipping forplaying me that trick ... but he's always so greedy and hongry thatsometimes the little beggar fergits."

"And then how do you get him out again?"

"Jest set an' wait till he comes out ... which he must do, sometime ...an' then you kin jest bet I give it to him."

We waited a long time.

"Damn Jim, he's up to his old tricks again, I'll bet," swore Josh,shifting his face-deforming quid of tobacco from one protuberant cheekto the other, meditatively....

The ferret appeared, or, rather, a big grey rabbit ... squealing withterror ... coming up backward ... the ferret clinging angrily to hisnose ... and tugging like a playing pup.

Paul took Jim off and put him back in his pocket ... he had to smack himsmartly to make him let go—"hongry little devil!" he remarked fondly.

A crack of the hand, brought down edgewise, broke the rabbit's neck, andhe was thrust into a bag which Josh carried slung over his shoulder.

We caught fifteen rabbits that afternoon.

We had a big rabbit stew for supper. Afterward the two men sat about intheir socks, chairs tilted back, sucking their teeth and picking themwith broom straws ... and they told yarns of dogs, and hunting, andfishing, till bed-time.

The morning sun shone brightly over me through three panes of glass inthe window, the fourth of which was stopped up with an old petticoat.

I woke with Phoebe's warm kiss on my mouth. We had slept together, forthe older folks considered us too young for it to make any difference.We lay side by side all night ... and like a little man and woman we laytogether, talking, in the morning.

We could smell the cooking of eggs and bacon below ... an earlybreakfast for Paul, for he had been taken by a whim that he must work inthe mine over the hill for a few weeks in order to earn some money ...for he was a miner, as well as a puddler in the mills ... he worked incoal mines privately run, not yet taken into the trust. He often had tolie on his side in a shallow place, working the coal loose with hispick—where the roof was so close he couldn't sit up straight....

"What shall we do to-day?" asked Phoebe of me, as we lay there, side byside, "I say let's go swimming?"

"You and me together?" I demurred.

"In course!"

"And you a girl?"

"Can't I swim jest as well as you can?"

"Phoebe, git up, you lazy-bones," called Aunt Rachel, from the bottom ofthe stairs.

"All right, Ma!"

"Johnnie, you git up, too!"

"Coming down right now, Aunt Rachel!"

"Hurry up, or your breakfast'll git cold ... the idea of you childrenlaying in bed like this ... what on earth are you doing up there,talking and talking? I kin hear you buzzing away clear down here!"

I had been rapt in telling Phoebe how, when I grew to be a man, I wasgoing to become a great adventurer, traveller, explorer.

Phoebe sat up on the edge of the bed, lazily stretching for a moment, asa pretty bird stretches its leg along its wing. Then, her slim, nubilebody outlined sharply in the brilliant day, she stood up, slipped offher flannel nightgown with a natural, unaffected movement, and stoodnaked before me.

It was a custom of mine to swing my feet as I ate; "just like a littlecalf wags its tail when it sucks its mother's tit," my grandmother wouldsay. I swung my feet vigorously that morning, but did not eat noisily,as my uncles, all my male relatives, in fact, did. I never made a noisewhen I ate. I handled my food delicately by instinct. If I found a flyin anything it generally made me sick to my stomach.

Feeling warm, I suppose, in her heart toward me, because I was differentin my ways, and frail-looking, and spoke a sort of book-English and notthe lingua franca that obtained as speech in the Middle West, my AuntRachel heaped my plate with griddle cakes, which she made specially forme.

"You're goin' to be diff'rent from the rest, the way you read books andnewspapers," she remarked half-reverentially.

A foamy bend in a racing brook where an elbow of rock made a swirlingpool about four-foot deep. Phoebe took me there.

We undressed.

How smooth-bodied she was, how different from me! I studied her withabashed, veiled glances. The way she wound her hair on the top of herhead, to put it out of the way, made her look like a woman in miniature.

She dove first, like a water-rat. I followed on her heels.

We both shot to the surface immediately. For all the warmth of the day,the water was deceptively icy. We crawled out. We lay on the bank, inthe good sun, gasping....

As we lay there, I spoke to her of her difference ... a thing which wasfor the first time brought home to me in clear eyesight.

Phoebe proceeded to blaze her way into my imagination with quaint,direct, explanatory talk ... things she had picked up God knows where... grotesque details ... Rabelaisan concentrations on seldom-expressedparticulars....

I learned many things at once from Phoebe ... twisted and childish, butat least more fundamental than the silly stories about storks andrabbits that brought babies down chimneys, or hid them in hollow stumps... about benevolent doctors, who, when desired by the mothers andfathers, brought additions to the family, from nowhere!...

The house-cat ... kittens and the way they came ... surely I knew, buthad not lifted the analogy up the scale....

A furtive hand touched mine, interwove itself, finger with thrillingfinger ... close together, we laughed into each other's eyes, over-joyedthat we knew more than our elders thought we knew....

Girls, just at the gate of adolescence, possess a directness of purposewhich, afterwards, is looked upon as a distinct, masculineprerogative....

Phoebe drew closer to me, pressing against me ... but a fierce, battlingreluctance rose in my breast....

She was astonished, stunned by my negation.

Silently I dressed,—she, with a sullen pout on her fresh, childishmouth.

"You fool! I hate you! You're no damn good!" she cried passionately.

With a cruel pleasure in the action, I beat her on the back. She beganto sob.

Then we walked on a space. And we sat down together on the crest of ahill. My mood changed, and I held her close to me, with one arm flungabout her, till she quietened down from her sobbing. I was full of apower I had never known before.

I have told of the big, double house my grandmother had for renting, andhow she might have made a good living renting it out, if she had used alittle business sense ... but now she let the whole of it to a caravanof gypsies for their winter quarters,—who, instead of paying rent,actually held her and Millie in their debt by reading their palms,sometimes twice a day ... I think it was my Uncle Joe who at last oustedthem....

When I came back from Aunt Rachel's I found a voluble, fat, dirty, old,yellow-haired tramp established in the ground floor of the same house.He had, in the first place, come to our back door to beg a hand-out.And, sitting on the doorstep and eating, and drinking coffee, he hadpersuaded my grandmother that if she would give him a place to locate oncredit he knew a way to clear a whole lot of money. His project formaking money was the selling of home-made hominy to the restaurants upin town.

I found him squatted on the bare floor, with no furniture in the room.He had a couple of dingy wash-boilers which he had picked up from thebig garbage-dump near the race-track.

Day in, day out, I spent my time with this tramp, listening to hisstories of the pleasures and adventures of tramp-life.

I see him still, wiping his nose on his ragged coat-sleeve as hevociferates....

When one day he disappeared, leaving boilers, hominy and all, behind, Imissed his yarns as much as my grandmother missed her unpaid rent.

It appears that at this time my grandfather had a manufacturing plantfor the terra cotta invention he had stolen from his comrade-in-arms, inVirginia somewhere, and that, during all these years, he had had Landonworking with him,—and now word had come to us that Landon was leavingfor Mornington again.

My grandmother was mad about him, her youngest ... always spoke of himas "her baby" ... informed me again and again that he was the mostaccomplished, the handsomest man the Gregory family had ever produced.

Landon arrived. He walked up to the front porch from the road. He camein with a long, free stride ... he gave an eager, boyish laugh ... heplumped down his big, bulged-to-bursting grip with a bang.

"Hello, Ma!... hello, Millie!... well, well, so this is Duncan's kid?...how big he's grown!"

Landon's fine, even, white teeth gleamed a smile at me.

Granma couldn't say a word ... she just looked at him ... and looked athim ... and looked at him ... after a long while she began saying hisname over and over again....

"Landon, Landon, Landon,"—holding him close.

Landon began living with us regularly as one of the family. He went towork in the steel mills, and was energetic and tireless when he worked,which he did, enough to pay his way and not be a burden on others. Heperformed the hardest kinds of labour in the mills.

But often he laid off for long stretches at a time and travelled aboutwith a wild gang of young men and women, attending dances, drinking,gambling.

Nothing seemed to hurt him, he was so strong.

At most of the drinking bouts, where the object was to see who couldtake down the most beer, Landon would win by drinking all he couldhold, then stepping outside on another pretext ... where he would pushhis finger down his throat and spout out all he had drunk. Then he wouldgo back and drink more.

Sunday afternoons were the big gambling and card-playing times in oursemi-rural neighbourhood.

The "boys" spent the day till dusk in the woods back of Babson's Hill.They drank and played cards. Landon taught me every card game there was.

He could play the mouth-organ famously, too ... and the guitar andbanjo. And he had a good strong voice with a rollick in it. And he wasalso a great mimic ... one of his stunts he called "the barnyard," inwhich he imitated with astonishing likeness the sounds every farm-animalor bird makes ... and by drumming on his guitar as he played, and by theenergetic use of his mouth-organ at the same time, he could also makeyou think a circus band was swinging up the street, with clowns andcamels and elephants.

His great fault was that he must have someone to bully and domineer. Andhe began picking on me, trying to force me to model my life on hispattern of what he thought it should be.

One day I saw him eating raw steak with vinegar. I told him it made mesick to see it.

"Well, you'll have to eat some, too, for saying that." And he chased mearound and 'round the table and room till he caught me. He held me,while I kicked and protested. He compelled me, by forcing his finger andthumb painfully against my jaws, to open my mouth and eat. He struck meto make me swallow.

Everything I didn't want to do he made me do ... he took to beating meon every pretext. When my grandmother protested, he said he was onlyeducating me the way I should go ... that I had been let run wild toolong without a mastering hand, and with only women in the house. He mustmake a man out of me....

My reading meant more to me than anything else. I was never so happy aswhen I was sitting humped up over a book, in some obscure corner of thehouse, where Uncle Landon, now grown the incarnate demon of my life,could not find me.

It was a trick of his, when he surprised me stooping over a book, to hitme a terrific thwack between the shoulder-blades, a blow that made mybackbone tingle with pain.

"Set up straight! Do you want to be a hump-back when you grow big?"

His pursuit drove me from corner to corner, till I lost my mischievousboldness and began to act timid and fearful.

Whenever I failed to obey Granma, that was his opportunity. (Milliewould cry triumphantly, "Now you have someone to make you be good!")The veins on his handsome, curly forehead would swell with delight, ashe caught me and whipped me ... till Granma would step in and make himstop ... but often he would over-rule her, and keep it up till his rightarm was actually tired. And he would leave me to crawl off, sobbing drysobs, incapable of more tears.

A black hatred of him began to gnaw at my heart ... I dreamed still ofwhat I would do when I had grown to be a man ... but now it was not anymore to be a great traveller or explorer, but to grow into a strong manand kill my uncle, first putting him to some savage form of torture ...torture that would last a long, long while.

He would often see it in my eyes.

"Don't you look at me that way!" with a swipe of the hand.

Out in the woods I caught a dozen big yellow spiders, the kind that makepretty silver traceries, like handwriting with a flourish—on theirmorning webs.

I brought these spiders home in a tin can and transferred them to someempty fruit jars in the cellar, keeping them for some boyish reason orother, in pairs, and putting in flies for them.

Aunt Millie came upon them and set up a scream that brought Uncle "Lan,"as we called him, down to see what was the matter....

I took my beating in silence. I would no longer beg and plead for mercy.After he had finished, I lay across the sloping cellar door, lumpish andstill, inwardly a shaking jelly of horror.

I was wanting to die ... these successive humiliations seemed too greatto live through.

The grey light of morning filtering in.

Lan stood over my bed.

"—want to go hunting with me to-day?... shootin' blackbirds?"

"Yes, Uncle Lan," I assented, my mind divided between fear of him andeagerness to go.

In the kitchen we ate some fried eggs and drank our coffee in silence.Then we trudged on through the dew-wet fields, drenched to the knees asif having waded through a brook.

Lan bore his double-barrelled shotgun over his shoulder. He shot into atree-top full of bickering blackbirds and brought three down, torn,flopping, bleeding. He thrust them into his sack, which reddenedthrough, and we went on ... still in silence. The silence began to makeme tremble but I was glad, anyhow, that I had gone with him. Iconjectured that he had brought me a-field to give me a finalwhipping—"to teach me to mind Granma."

"—had to bring you out here ... the women are too chicken-hearted—theystop me too soon...."

"—Pity your pa's away ... don't do to leave a kid alone with womenfolks ... they don't make him walk the chalk enough!"

It was about an hour after sunrise. We had come to an open field amongtrees. Lan set down his gun against a tree-trunk.

"—needn't make to run ... I can catch you, no matter how fast you go."

He cut a heavy stick from a hickory.

"Come on and take your medicine ... I'm goin' away to-morrow to Halton,and I want to leave you something to remember me by—so that you'll obeyMa and Millie while I'm gone. If you don't, when I come back, you'llcatch it all over again."

My heart was going like a steam engine. At the last moment I started torun, my legs sinking beneath me. He was upon me with my first few steps,and had me by the scruff of the neck, and brought down the cudgel overme.

Then an amazing thing happened inside me. It seemed that the blows weredescending on someone else, not me. The pain of them was a dull,far-away thing. Weak, fragile child that I was (known among the otherchildren as "Skinny Gregory" and "Spider-Legs") a man's slow fury waskindling in me ... let Lan beat me for a year. It didn't matter. When Igrew up I would kill him for this.

I began to curse boldly at him, calling him by all the obscene terms Ihad ever learned or heard. This, and the astounding fact that I nolonger squirmed nor cried out, but physically yielded to him, as limp asan empty sack, brought him to a puzzled stop. But he sent me an extrablow for good measure as he flung me aside. That blow rattled about myhead, missing my shoulders at which it had been aimed. I saw a showerof hot sparks soaring upward into a black void.

I woke with water trickling down my face and all over me. I heard, faroff, my uncle's voice calling, cajoling, coaxing, with great frightsounding through it....

"Johnnie, Johnnie ... I'm so sorry ... Johnnie, only speak to me!" Hewas behaving exactly like Aunt Millie when she had St. Vitus' dance.

He began tending me gently like a woman. He built a fire and made somecoffee over it—he had brought coffee and some lunch. I crouched whiteand still, saying not a word.

Landon squatted with his back turned, watching the coffee. His shotgun,leaning against the tree-trunk, caught my eye. I crept toward thatshotgun. I trembled with anticipatory pleasure. God, but now I would payhim back!...

But it was too heavy. I had struggled and brought it up, however, halfto my shoulder, when that uncanny instinct that sometimes comes topeople in mortal danger, came to Uncle Lan. He looked about.

He went as pale as a sheet of paper.

"—God, Johnnie!" he almost screamed my name.

I dropped the gun in the grass, sullenly, never speaking.

"Johnnie, were you—were you?" he faltered, unnerved.

"Yes, I was going to give you both barrels ... and I'm sorry I didn't."

All his desire to whip me had gone up like smoke.

"Yes, and I'll tell you what, you big, dirty ——, I'll kill you yet,when I grow big."

That night I fainted at supper. When Granma put me to bed she saw howbruised and wealed I was all over ... for the first time she went afterUncle Lan—turned into a furious thing.

Shortly after, I was taken sick with typhoid fever. They used thestarvation cure for it, in those days. When they began to give me solidfood, I chased single grains of rice that fell out of the plate, aboutthe quilt, just as a jeweller would pearls, if a necklace of them broke.

With my recovery came news, after many days, of my father.

The Hunkies were pushing out the Irish from the mills—cheaper labour.My grandmother could not afford to board the Hunkies, they lived socheaply. Renewed poverty was breaking our household up.

My grandmother was about to begin her living about from house to housewith her married sons and daughters.

My father was sending for me to come East. He had a good job there inthe Composite Works at Haberford. He was at last able to take care ofhis son—his only child.

My grandmother and my aunt Millie took me to the railroad station. Itried to be brave and not cry. I succeeded, till the train began to pullout. Then I cried very much.

The face of my grandmother pulled awry with grief and flowing tears.Aunt Millie wept, too.

No, I wouldn't leave them. I would stay with them, work till I was richand prosperous, never marry, give all my life to taking care of them, tosaving them from the bitter grinding poverty we had shared together.

I ran into the vestibule. But the train was gathering speed so rapidlythat I did not dare jump off.

I took my seat again. Soon my tears dried.

The trees flapped by. The telegraph poles danced off in irregular lines.I became acquainted with my fellow passengers. I was happy.

I made romance out of every red and green lamp in the railroad yards wepassed through, out of the dingy little restaurants in which I ate....

The mysterious swaying to and fro of the curtains in the sleeperthrilled me, as I looked out from my narrow berth.

In the smoker I listened till late to the talk of the drummers whoclenched big black cigars between their teeth, or slender Pittsburghstogies, expertly flicking off the grey ash with their little fingers,as they yarned.

I wore a tag on my coat lapel with my name and destination written onit. My grandmother had put it there in a painful, scrawling hand.

The swing out over wide, salt-bitten marshes, the Jersey marshes greyand smoky before dawn!... then, far off, on the horizon line, New York,serrate, mountainous, going upward great and shining in the still dawn!

Beneath a high, vast, clamorous roof of glass....

As I stepped down to the platform my father met me.

I knew him instantly though it had been years since I had seen him.

My father whisked me once more across the long Jersey marshes. ToHaberford. There, on the edge of the town, composed of a multitude ofstone-built, separate, tin-roofed houses, stood the Composite Works. Myfather was foreman of the drying department, in which the highlyinflammable sheets of composite were hung to dry....

My father rented a large, front room, with a closet for clothes, of acommuting feed merchant named Jenkins ... whose house stood three orfour blocks distant from the works.

So we, my father and I, lived in that one room. But I had it to myselfmost of the time, excepting at night, when we shared the big double bed.

Still only a child, I was affectionate toward him. And, till hediscouraged me, I kissed him good night every night, I liked the smellof the cigars he smoked.

I wanted my father to be more affectionate to me, to notice me more. Ithought that a father should be something intuitively understanding andsympathetic. And mine was offish ... of a different species.. wearinghis trousers always neatly pressed ... and his neckties—he had themhanging in a neat, perfect row, never disarranged. The ends of them werealways pulled even over the smooth stick on which they hung.

I can see my father yet, as he stands before the mirror, painstakinglyadjusting the tie he had chosen for the day's wear.

I was not at all like him. Where I took my knee britches off, there Idropped them. They sprawled, as if half-alive, on the floor ... myshirt, clinging with one arm over a chair, as if to keep from falling tothe floor.. my cap, flung hurriedly into a corner.

"Christ, Johnnie, won't you ever learn to be neat or civilised? Whatkind of a boy are you, anyhow?"

He thought I was stubborn, was determined not to obey him, for again andagain I flung things about in the same disorder for which I was rebuked.But a grey chaos was settling over me. I trembled often like a personunder a strange seizure. My mind did not readily respond to questions.It went here and there in a welter. Day dreams chased through my mindone after another in hurried heaps of confusion. I was lost ... groping... in a curious new world of growing emotions leavened with grievous,shapeless thoughts.

Strange involuntary rhythms swung through my spirit and body. Fantasticimaginations took possession of me.

And I prayed at night, kneeling, great waves of religious emotion goingover me. And when my father saw me praying by the bedside, I feltawkwardly, shamefully happy that he saw me. And I took to posing achildishness, an innocence toward him.

Jenkins, the little stringy feed merchant, had two daughters, onethirteen, Alva, and another Silvia, who was fifteen or sixteen.. and ason, Jimmy, about seven....

It was over Alva and Silvia that my father and Jenkins used to cometogether, teasing me. And, though the girls drew me with an enchantingcuriosity, I would protest that I didn't like girls ... that when Ibecame full-grown I would never marry, but would study books and mind mybusiness, single....

After this close, crafty, lascivious joking between them, my fatherwould end proudly with—

"Johnnie's a strange boy, he really doesn't care about such things. Allhe cares about is books."

So I succeeded in completely fooling my father as to the changes goingon within me.

Though I had not an atom of belief left in orthodox Christianity (orthought I had not) I still possessed this all-pervasive need to pray toGod. A need as strong as physical hunger.

Torn with these curious, new, sweet tumults, I turned to Him. And Iprayed to be pure ... like Sir Galahad, or any of the old knights whowore their lady's favour in chastity, a male maiden,—and yet achievedgreat quests and were manly in their deeds....

The crying and singing of the multitudinous life of insects and animalsin the spring marshes under the stars almost made me weep, as I roamedabout, distracted yet exalted, alone, at night.

I was studying the stars, locating the constellations with a little bookof star-maps I possessed.

I wanted, was in search of, something ... something ... maybe otherworlds could give this something to me ... what vistas of infiniteimagination I saw about me in the wide-stretching, star-sprinkled sky!

Dreaming of other worlds swinging around other suns, seething withstrange millions of inhabitants, through all space, I took to readingbooks on astronomy ... Newcomb ... Proctor's Other Worlds ... CamilleFlammarion ... Garret Serviss as he wrote in the daily papers ... andnovels and romances dealing with life on the moon, on Mars, on Venus....

During my night-rovings I lay down in dark hollows, sometimes, andprayed to God as fervently as if the next moment I might expect Hisshining face to look down at me out of the velvet, far-reachingblackness of night:

"O God, make me pure, and wonderful ... let me do great things forhumanity ... make me handsome, too, O God, so that girls and women willlove me, and wonder at me, in awe, while I pass by unperturbed—till oneday, having kept myself wholly for her as she has kept herself forme,—give me then the one wonderful and beautiful white maiden who willbe mine ... mine ... all and alone and altogether, as I shall be all andalone and altogether hers. And let me do things to be wondered at bywatching multitudes, while bands play and people applaud."

Such was my mad, adolescent prayer, while the stars seemed to answer insympathetic silence. And I would both laugh and weep, thrilled to thecore with ineffable, enormous joy because of things I could notunderstand ... and I would want to shout and dance extravagantly.

The Jenkins girls were curious about me, and while they, together withthe rest of the feed merchant's family, thought me slightly "touched,"still they liked the unusual things I said about the stars ... and aboutgreat men whose biographies I was reading ... and about Steele's ZoologyI was studying, committing all the Latin nomenclature of classificationto heart, with a curious hunger for even the husks and impedimenta oflearning....

Silvia was a rose, half-opened ... an exquisite young creature. Alva wasgawky and younger. She was callow and moulting, flat-footed andlong-shanked. Her face was sallow and full of freckles.

In the long Winter evenings we sat together by the warmth of the kitchenstove, alone, studying our lessons,—the place given over entirely to usfor our school work.

A touch of the hand with either of them, but with Silvia especially, wasa superb intoxication, an ecstasy I have never since known. When all mypower of feeling fluttered into my fingers ... and when we kissed, eachnight, good-night (the girls kissed me because I pretended to beembarrassed, to object to it) our homework somehow done,—the thought oftheir kisses was a memory to lie and roll in, for hours, after going tobed.

I would pull away as far as I could from my father, and thinkluxuriously, awake sometimes till dawn.

I hated school so that I ran away. For the first time in my life, but byno means my last, I hopped a freight.

I was absent several weeks.

When I returned, weary, and dirty from riding in coal cars, my fatherwas so glad to see me he didn't whip me. He was, in fact, a little proudof me. For he was always boastful of the many miles he had travelledthrough the various states, as salesman, not many years before. Andafter I had bathed, and had put on the new suit which he bought me, Igrew talkative about my adventures, too.

I now informed my father that I wanted to go to work. Which I didn't sovery much. But anything, if only it was not going to school. He was notaverse to my getting a job. He took out papers for me, and gave me workunder him, in the drying department of the Composite Works. My wage wasthree dollars a week. My task, to hang the thin sheets of composite, cutfrom three to fifteen hundredths of an inch in thickness, on metal clipsto dry.

In the Composite Works I discovered a new world—the world of factorylife.

I liked to be sent to the other departments on errands. There werewhirling wheels and steadily recurring, ever-lapsing belts ... and menand women working and working in thin fine dust, or among a strong smellas of rubbed amber—the characteristic smell of composite when subjectedto friction....

And these men and women were continually joking and jesting and makinghorse-play at one another's expense, as rough people in their socialunease do.

They seemed part and adjunct to the machines, the workers! Strong,sturdy, bared forearms flashed regularly like moving, rhythmic shafts... deft hands clasped and reached, making only necessary movements.

Each department housed a different kind of worker. In the grinding,squealing, squeaking, buzzing machine shop the men were not mixed withwomen.

They were alert, well-muscled; their faces were streaked with palenessand a black smutch like dancers made up for a masquerade. Always theywere seeking for a vigorous joke to play on someone. And, if the trickwere perpetrated within the code, the foreman himself enjoyed it,laughing grimly with the "boys."

Once I was sent to the machine shop for "strap oil." I was thrown over agreasy bench and was given it—the laying on of a heavy strap not at allgently! I ran away, outraged, to tell my father; as I left, the menseemed more attentive to their work than ever. They smiled quietly tothemselves.

In the comb department the throwing of chunks of composite was theworkers' chief diversion. And if you were strange there, you were sureto be hit as you passed through.

The acid house was a gruesome place. Everything in it and for yardsaround it, was covered with a yellow blight, as if the slight beard ofsome pestilential fungous were sprouting ... the only people the companycould induce to work there were foreigners who knew little ofAmerica.... Swedes mostly ... attentive churchgoers on Sunday,—who onweek-days, and overtime at nights, laboured their lives out among thepungent, lung-eating vats of acid. The fumes rose in yellow clouds. Eachman wore something over his nose and mouth resembling a sponge. Butmany, grown careless, or through a silly code of mistaken manliness,dispensed with this safeguard part of the time. And whether theydispensed with it or not, the lives of the workers in the acid house wasnot much more than a matter of a few years ... big, hulking, healthySwedes, newly arrived, with roses in their cheeks like fair, younggirls, faded perceptibly from day to day, into hollow-cheeked,jaundice-coloured death's-heads. They went about, soon, with eyes thathad grey gaunt hollows about them—pits already cavernous like theeye-pits of a skull.

"Well, they don't have to work in there unless they want to, do they?"

"Ah, they're only a lot of foreigners anyhow."

Three dollars a week was a lot of money for me ... a fortune, because Ihad never owned anything higher than nickles and dimes before.

And my father, for the first few weeks, allowed me to have all I earned,to do with as I wished. Later on he made me save two dollars a week.

Each Saturday I went down to Newark and bought books ... very cheap,second hand ones, at Breasted's book store.

Every decisive influence in life has been a book, every vital change inmy life, I might say, has been brought about by a book.

My father owned a copy of Lord Byron in one volume. It was the only bookhe cared for, outside of Shakespeare's Hamlet, together with, ofcourse, his own various books on Free Masonry and other secretsocieties.

At first, oddly enough, it was my instinct for pedantry and linguisticlearning that drew me to Byron. I became enamoured of the Latin andGreek quotations with which he headed his lyrics in Hours of Idleness,and laboriously I copied them, lying on my belly on the floor, under thelamp light. And under these quotations I indited boyish rhymes of myown.

Then I began to read—Manfred, Marino Faliero, Sardanapalus—theDeformed Transformed ... The Bride of Abydos, The Corsair, Lara, ThePrisoner of Chillon.

The frontispiece to the book was a portrait of Byron with flowing tieand open shirt. Much as a devout Catholic wears a gold cross around hisneck to signify his belief, with a like devoutness I took to wearing myshirt open at the neck, and a loose, flowing black tie. And I ruffled myhair in the Byronic style.

"I see you're discovering Byron," my father laughed.

Then he slyly intimated that the best of the poet's works I hadevidently overlooked, Childe Harold and Don Juan. And he quoted methe passage about the lifted skirt above the peeking ankle. And hereinforced his observation by grinning salaciously.

From that time on I searched with all the fever of adolescence throughByron for every passage which bore on sex, the mystery of which wasbeginning to devour my days.

I read and pondered, shaking with eagerness, the stories of Haidee, ofAntonia and Julia—the tale of the dream of Dudu. I dwelt in amusk-scented room of imagination. Silver fountains played about me.Light forms flowed and undulated in white draperies over mosaicedpavements ... flashing dark eyes shone mysteriously and amorously,starry through curtains and veils.

My every thought was alert with naïve, speculative curiosity concerningthe mystery of woman.

Through Byron I learned about Moore. I procured the latter's LallaRookh, his odes of Anacreon.

From Byron and Moore I built up an adolescent ideal ofwoman,—exquisitely sensual and sexual, and yet an angel, superior tomen: an ideal of a fellow creature who was both a living, breathingmystery and a walking sweetmeat ... a white creation moved and actuatedby instinct and intuition—a perpetually inexplicable ecstasy andmadness to man.

I drew more and more apart to myself. Always looked upon as queer by thegood, bourgeois families that surrounded us, I was now considered madderstill.

How wonderful it would be to become a hermit on some far mountain side,wearing a grey robe, clear-browed and calmly speculative under thestars—or, maybe,—more wonderful: a singer for men, a travellingminstrel—in each case, whether minstrel or hermit, whether teachinggreat doctrines or singing great songs for all the world—to have cometo me, as a pilgrim seeking enlightenment, the most beautiful maiden inthe world, one who was innocent of what man meant. And together we wouldlearn the mystery of life, and live in mutual purity and innocence.

The strangeness of my physical person lured me. I marvelled at,scrutinised intimately the wonder of myself. I was insatiable in mycuriosities.

My discovery of my body, and my books, held me in equal bondage. Ineglected my work in the drying room. My father was vexed. He'd hunt meout of the obscure corners back of the hanging sheets of composite whereI hid, absorbed in myself and the book I held, and would run me back towork.

One day, in the factory, two other boys on an errand from anotherdepartment, came back where I sat, in a hidden nook, reading Thompson'sSeasons. One of them spit over my shoulder, between the leaves. Ileaped to my feet, infuriated, and a fight began. The desecration of mybeloved poetry gave me such angry strength that I struck out lustily anddropped both of them....

Rushing in on the uproar and blaming me for it, my father seized me bythe collar. He booted the other boys off, who were by this time on theirfeet again, took me up into the water-tower, and beat me with one of theheavy sticks, with metal clips on it, that was used for hanging thecomposite on.

Still trembling with the fight, I shook with a superadded ague of fear.My father's chastisem*nt brought back to me with a chill the remembranceof the beatings Uncle Landon had given me.

"By God, Johnnie, this is the only thing there's left to do with you."He flung me aside. I lay there sobbing.

"Tell me, my boy, what is the matter with you?" he asked, softening.Unlike Landon, he was usually gentle with me. He seldom treated meharshly.

"Father, I don't want to work any more."

"Don't want to work?... but you quit school just to go to work, atyour own wish!"

"I want to go back to school!"

"Back to school?... you'll be behind the rest by now."

"I've been studying a lot by myself," I replied, forgetting the feel ofthe stick already and absorbed in the new idea.

By this time we were down the stairs again, and I was sitting by myfather's desk. He took up the unlighted cigar he always carried in hismouth (for smoking was not allowed among such inflammable material ascomposite). He sucked at it thoughtfully from habit, as if he weresmoking.

"Look here, my son, what is the matter with you ... won't you tellyour daddy?"

"Nothing's the matter with me, Pop!"

"You're getting thin as a shadow ... are you feeling sick?"

"No, Pop!"

"You're a queer little duck."

There was a long silence.

"You're always reading ... good books too ... yet you're no more good inschool than you are at work ... I can't make you out, by the living God,I can't ... what is it you want to be?"

"I don't know, only I want to go back to school again."

"But what did you leave for?"

"I hated arithmetic."

"What do you want to study, then?"

"Languages."

"Would you like a special course in the high school?

"Principal Balling of the Keeley Heights High School might be able towork you in. He is a brother Mason of mine."

"I know some Latin and Greek and Ancient History already. I have beenteaching myself."

"Well, you are a queer fish ... there never was anyone like you in thefamily, except your mother. She used to read and read, and read. Andonce or twice she wrote a short story ... had one accepted, even, by theYouth's Companion once, but never printed."

Though it was some months off till the Fall term began, on the strengthof my desire to return to school my father let me throw up my job....

But we soon found out that, brother in the bond, or not, PrincipalBalling could not get me into high school because I was not well enoughprepared. My studying and reading by myself, though it had been quitewide, had also been too desultory. The principal advised a winter in thenight school where men and boys who had been delayed in their educationwent to learn.

I ran about that summer, with a gang of fellow adolescents; ourheadquarters, strange to say, being the front room and outside steps ofan undertaker's establishment. This was because our leader was theundertaker's boy-of-all-work. Harry Mitchell was his name. Harry, a sortof young tramp, fat and pimply-faced, had jaunted into our town one dayfrom New York, and had found work with the undertaker. Harry had wateryblue eyes and a round, moon face. He was a whirlwind fighter but henever fought with us. It was only with the leaders of other gangs orwith strangers that he fought.

Harry continued our education in the secrets and mysteries of life, inthe stable-boy and gutter way,—by passing about among us books from asort of underground library ... vile things, fluently conceived and madeeven more vivid and animal with obscene and unimaginable illustrations.And our minds were trailed black with slime.

And whole afternoons we stood about on the sidewalk jeering andfleering, jigging and singing, talking loud, horse-laughing, andhungrily eyeing the girls and women that passed by, who tried hard toseem, as they went, not self-conscious and stiff-stepping because of ourobservation ... and sometimes we whistled after them or called out tothem in falsetto voices.

As a child my play had been strenuous and absorbing, like work that oneis happy at, so that at night I fell asleep with all the pleasantfatigue of a labourer.

It is the adolescent who loafs and dawdles on street corners. For thecruel and fearful urge of sex stirs so powerfully in him, that he hardlyknows what to do, and all his days and nights he writhes in the grip ofterrible instincts.

Yet, in the midst of the turbidness of adolescence, I was still twodistinct personalities. With my underground library of filth hiddenaway where my father could not find it, at the same time I kept andread my other books. The first were for the moments of madness andcurious ecstasy I had learned how to induce.

But my better self periodically revolted. And I took oath that I wouldnever again spew a filthy expression from my mouth or do an ill thing. Isuffered all the agonies of the damned in hell. I believe hell to be theinvention of adolescence.

Always, inevitably, I returned to my wallow and the gang.

We were not always loafing in front of the undertaker's shop. Sometimeswe were quite active. Many windows and street lamps were smashed. And wederived great joy from being pursued by the "cops"—especially by acertain fat one, for whom we made life a continual burden.

Once we went in a body to the outskirts of the town and stoned agreenhouse. Its owner chased us across ploughed fields. We flung stonesback at him. One hit him with a dull thud and made him cry out withpain, and he left off pursuing us. It was so dark we could not beidentified.

One of our favourite diversions was to follow mature lovers as theystrolled a-field, hoping to catch them in the midst of intimateendearments.

My father received a raise of a few dollars in salary. As it was theypaid him too little, because he was easy-going. The additional weeklymoney warranted our leaving the Jenkinses and renting four rooms all ourown, over the main street. This meant that I was to have a whole room tomyself, and I was glad ... a whole room where I could stand a smallwriting desk and set up my books in rows. With an extreme effort Iburned my underground books.

All the women liked my father. He dressed neatly and well. His trouserswere never without their fresh crease. He was very vain of his neatappearance, even to the wearing of a fresh-cut flower in his buttonhole.This vanity made him also wear his derby indoors and out, because of hisentirely bald head.

Every time he could devise an excuse for going to the departments wherethe women worked, he would do so, and flirt with them. He, for thisreason I am sure, made special friends with Schlegel, foreman of thecollar department. I never saw a man derive a keener pleasure out ofjust standing and talking with women.

Though, like most men, he enjoyed a smutty story, yet I never heard himsay a really gross thing about any woman. And his language was always ingood English, with few curses and oaths in it.

Our new place was a bit of heaven to me. I procured a copy of Whitman'sLeaves of Grass, of Darwin's Origin of Species and Descent of Man.Laboriously I delved through these last two books, my knowledge ofelementary zoology helping me to the explication of their meaning.

The theory of evolution came as a natural thing to me. It seemed that Iknew it all, before,—as I did, because, in my own way, I had thoughtout the problem of the growth of the varying forms of animal life,exactly to the Darwinian conclusion.

Whitman's Leaves of Grass became my Bible.

It was at this time that I made the harrowing discovery that I had beenworking evil on myself ... through an advertisem*nt of a quack in adaily paper.

And now I became an anchorite battling to save myself from the newlydiscovered monstrosity of the flesh.... For several days I would be thevictor, but the thing I hugged to my bosom would finally win. Then wouldfollow a terror beyond comprehension, a horror of remorse anddegradation that human nature seemed too frail to bear. I grew thinnerstill. I fell into a hacking cough.

And, at the same time, I became more perverse in my affectation ofinnocence and purity—saying always to my father that I never could carefor girls, and that what people married for was beyond my comprehension.Thus I threw his alarmed inquisitiveness off the track....

I procured books about sexual life. My most cherished volume was an oldfamily medical book with charred covers, smelling of smoke and water,that I had dug out of the ruins of a neighbouring fire.

In the book was a picture of a nude woman, entitled The Female FormDivine. I tore this from the body of the book and kept it under mypillow.

I would draw it forth, press it against myself, speak soft words ofaffection to it, caress and kiss it, fix my mind on it as if it were aliving presence. Often the grey light of dawn would put its ashen handacross my sunken cheeks before dead-heavy, exhausted sleep proved kindto me....

Again: my imagination grew to be all graveyards, sepulchral urns,skeletons. How beautiful it would be to die young and a poet, to dielike the young English poet, Henry Kirke White, whose works I was soenamoured of. The wan consumptive glamour of his career led me, as hehad done, to stay up all night, night after night, studying....

After the surging and mounting of that in me which I could not resist,several hours of strange, abnormal calm would ensue and for that space Iwould swing calm and detached from myself, like a luminous, disembodiedentity. And then it was that I would write and write. The verses wouldcome rushing from my pen. I must hurry with them before my early deathovertook me.

There were two visions I saw continually in my sleep:

One was of myself walking with a proud step down a vast hall, the usualwreath of fame on my head. I wore a sort of toga. And of course a greatconcourse of people stood apart in silent reverence on either side,gazing at me admiringly. With the thunder of their hand-clapping I wouldwake.

The other dream was of being buried alive.

I lay there, smelling the dark earth, and not being able to stir so muchas the last joint of my little finger. Yet every nerve of me ached withsentience.. and I woke gasping, my face bathed with tears and themoisture of terror.

From head to foot hot flushes swept over me. And I was stung with thepricking of a million needles, going in sharply at every pore!... wasbathed in cold sweats. And I hoped I was dying.

"Johnnie, what are you doing to yourself?" And my father fixed his eyeson me.

"Nothing, Father!"

"If you weren't such a good boy, I'd—" and he halted, to continue,"as it is, you're a clean boy, and I'm proud of you."

I struggled hard to speak with him, to make a confidant of him, but Icould not.

"I wonder," he added with alarm in his voice, "I wonder if you'recatching consumption, the disease your mother died of ... you must becareful of yourself."

I told him I would be careful....

"I think I'll send you back home to visit the folks this fall."

There was a restaurant just around the corner from where we lived in oursecond story flat—a restaurant which bore the legend stuck up in thewindow, "Home Cooking." The sign itself was of a dull, dirty,fly-specked white which ought to have been a sufficient warning to thenice palate.

The place was run by a family of three ... there was Mister Brown, theman, a huge-built, blotch-faced, retired stone-mason, his meagre littlewife, Mrs. Brown, and their grass-widow daughter, Flora.... Flora didbut little work, except to lean familiarly and with an air of unspokenintimacy, over the tables of the men, as she slouched up with their food... and she liked to sit outside in the back yard when there wassunshine ... in the hammock for more comfort ... shelling peas orlanguidly peeling potatoes.

Flora's vibrant, little, wasplike mother whose nose was so sharp and redthat it made me think of Paul's ferret—she bustled and buzzed about,doing most of the work.

Looking out from our back window, I could see Flora lolling, and I wouldread or write a little and then the unrest would become too strong and Iwould go down to her. Soon two potato knives would be working.

"Come and sit by me in the hammock."

I liked that invitation ... she was plump to heaviness and sitting inthe hammock crushed us pleasantly together.

This almost daily propinquity goaded my adolescent hunger into aninfatuation for her,—I thought I was in love with her,—though I neverquite reconciled myself to the cowlikeness with which she chewed gum.

She was as free and frank of herself as I was curious and timid.

"Johnnie, what small feet and little hands you have ... you're aregular aristocrat."

A pause.

I give her a poem written to her. She reads it, letting her knife stickin a half-peeled potato. She looks up at me out of heavy-lidded eyes.

"I believe you're falling in love with me."

I trembled, answered nothing, was silent.

"Kiss me!"

Seeing me so a-tremble, she obeyed her own injunction. With slowdeliberation she crushed her lips, full and voluptuous, into mine. Thewarmth of them seemed to catch hold of something deep down in me, and,with exquisite painfulness, draw it out. Blinded with emotion, Iclutched close to her. She laughed. I put one hand over her full breastas infants do. She pushed me back.

"There, that's enough for one day—a promise of sweets to come!" and shelaughed again, with a hearty purr like a cat that has a mouse at itsmercy.

She rose and carried in the pan of potatoes we had just finishedpeeling. And I saw her sturdy, but not unshapely ankles going from me asshe went up the steps from the yard, her legs gleaming white through herhalf-silk hose (that were always coming down, and that she was alwaystwisting up, just under her knees, before my abashed eyes). She woreshoes much too little for her plump feet ... and, when not abroad, letthem yawn open unbuttoned. And her plump body was alive and burstingthrough her careless, half-fastened clothes.

She sang with a deep sultriness of voice as she walked away with the panof potatoes.

"You ought to see my Florrie read books!" exclaimed the mother.

Flora did read a lot ... but chiefly the erotic near-society novels thatBelford used to print....

"Yes, she's a smart girl, she is."

And the father....

"I won't work till the unions get better conditions for a man. I won'tbe no slave to no man."

One sultry afternoon I went into the restaurant and found Flora away.Poignantly disappointed, I asked where she was.

"—Gone on a trip!" her mother explained, without explaining.

From time to time Flora went on "trips."

And one morning, several mornings, Flora was not there to serve at thebreakfast table ... and I was hurt when I learned that she had gone backto Newark to live, and had left no word for me. Her father told me she"had gone back to George," meaning her never-seen husband from whom sheevidently enjoyed intervals of separation and grass-widowhood.

I was puzzled and hurt indeed, because she had not even said good-bye tome. But soon came this brief note from her:

"Dearest Boy:—

Do come up to Newark and see me some afternoon. And comemore than once. Bring your Tennyson that you was reading aloudto me. I love to hear you read poetry. I think you are a dear andwant to see more of you. But I suppose you have already forgotten

Your loving

FLORA."

In the absurd and pitiful folly of youth I lifted the letter to my lipsand kissed it. I trembled with eagerness till the paper rattled as Iread it again and again. It seemed like some precious holy script.

I bolted my lunch nervously and it stuck half way down in a hard lump. Iwould go to her that very afternoon.

The car on which I rode was subject to too frequent stoppage for me. Ileaped out and walked along with brisk strides. But the car sailed forthahead of me now on a long stretch of roadway and I ran after it to catchit again. The conductor looked back at me in derisive scorn and made asignificant whirling motion near his temple with his index finger,indicating that I had wheels there....

At last I found the street where Flora lived. I trailed from door todoor till the number she had given me met my eye. It made my heart jumpand my knees give in, to be so near the quarry. For the first time I wasto be alone with a woman I desired.

At the bell, it took me a long time to gain courage to pull. But at lastI reached out my hand. I had to stand my ground. I couldn't run awaynow. The bell made a tinkling sound far within.

The door opened cautiously. A head of touseled black hair crept out.

"Johnnie, dear! You!... you are a surprise!"

Did I really detect an echo of disappointment in her deep, contraltovoice?

Frightened in my heart like a trapped animal, I went in. Down a long,dusk, musty-smelling corridor and into a back-apartment on the firstfloor; she led me into a room which was bed-and-sitting room combined.In one part of it stood several upholstered chairs with covers on,cluttered about a plain table. In the other part stood a bureau heapedwith promiscuous toilette articles, and a huge, brass-knobbed bed with aspread of lace over its great, semi-upright pillows.

"Shall I let in a little more light, dear?"

"Do."

For the blinds were two-thirds down.

"I like to sit and think in the dark," she explained, and her one dimplebroke in a rich, brown-faced animal smile.

"Yes, but I—I want to see your lovely face," I stuttered, with mucheffort at gallantry....

"He's not at home ... he's off at Wilmington, on a job" (meaning herhusband, though I had not asked about him). "But what made you come sosoon? You must of just got my letter!"

"I—I wanted you," I blurted ... in the next moment I was at her feet inapproved romantic fashion, following up my declaration of desire. Calmlyshe let me kneel there ... I put my arms about her plump legs ... I wasalmost fainting....

After a while she took me by the hair with both hands. She slowly bentmy head back as I knelt. Leaning over, she kissed deliberately, deeplyinto my mouth ... then, gazing into my eyes with a puzzled expression,as I relaxed to her—almost like something inanimate....

"Why, you dear boy, I believe you're innocent like a child. And yet youknow so much about books ... and you're so wise, too!"

As she spoke she pushed back my mad hands from their clutching andreaching. She held both of them in hers, and closed them in against herhalf-uncovered, full breasts, pressing them there.

"Do you mean to tell me that you've never gone out with the boys for agood time?... how old are you?"

I told her I was just sixteen.

"Do you think I'm ... I'm too young?" I asked.

"I feel as if I was your mother ... and I'm not much over twenty ... butdo sit up on a chair, dear!"

She stood on her feet, shook out her dress, smiled curiously, andstarted out of the room. I was up and after her, my arms around herwaist, desperate. She slid around in my arms, laughing quietly toherself till the back of her head was against my mouth. I kissed andkissed the top of her head. Then she turned slowly to face me, pressingall the contours of her body into me ... she crushed her bosom to mine.Already I was quite tall; and she was stocky and short ... she liftedher face up to me, a curious kindling light in her eyes ... of aphosphorescent, greenish lustre, like those chance gleams in a cat'seyes you catch at night....

She took my little finger and deliberately bit it ... then she leanedaway from my seeking mouth, my convulsive arms....

"You want too much, all at once," she said, and, whirling about brokeaway....

With the table between me and her....

"Wouldn't you like a little beer, and some sandwiches? I have some inthe ice box.... Do let's have some beer and sandwiches."

I assented, though hating the bitter taste of beer, and hungry for herinstead of sandwiches. And soon we were sitting down calmly at thetable, or rather, she was sitting down calmly ... baffled, I pretendedto be calm.

As she rose for something or other, I sprang around the table and caughther close to me once more, marvelling, at the same time, at my loss ofshyness, my new-found audacity. Again she snuggled in close to me, herflesh like a warm, palpitating cushion.

"Flora, my darling ... help me!" I cried, half-sobbing.

"What do you mean?" laughing.

"I love you!"

"I know all you want!"

"But I do love you ... see...."

And I prostrated myself, in a frenzy, at her feet.

"Say, you're the queerest kid I've ever known."

And she walked out of the room abruptly, while I rose to my feet and satin a chair, dejected. She came in again, a twinkle in her eye.

"Don't torture me, Flora!" I pleaded, "either send me away, or—"

"Stop pestering me ... let's talk ... read me some of that Tennyson yougave me...." and I began reading aloud, for there was nothing else shewould for the moment, have me do....

"You're a poet," whimsically, "I want you to write some letters to mebecause I know you must write beautiful."

"—if you will only let me love you!"

"Well, ain't I lettin' you love me?"

A perverse look came into her face, a thought, an idea that pleasedher—

"I've lots and lots of letters from men," she began, "men that have beenin love with me."

"Oh!" I exclaimed weakly ... she had just expressed a desire to add someof mine to the pack ... the next thing that she followed up with gave mea start—

"Your father—"

"My father?—" I echoed.

"He's written me the best letters of all ... wait a minute ... I'll reada little here and there to you." And, gloating and triumphant, andeither not seeing or, in her vulgarity, not caring what effect thereading of my father's love letters would have on me, she began readingardent passages aloud. "See!" She showed me a page to prove that it wasin his handwriting. The letters told a tale easy to understand. She wasso eager in her vanity that she read on and on without seeing in myface what, seen, would have made her stop.

A frightful trembling seized me, a loathing, a horror. This was myfather's woman ... and ... I!...

I sat on, dumbfounded, paralysed. I remembered his stories of trips toT—— and other places on supposed lodge business ... unluckily, I alsoremembered that several times Flora had been off on trips at the sametime.

"Just listen to this, will you!" and she began at another passage.

She was so absorbed in her reading that she did not see how I was on myfeet ... had seized my hat ... was going.

"I'm sorry, Flora, but I've got to go!"

"What?" looking up and surprised, "—got to go?"

"Yes ... Yes ... I must—must go!" my lips trembled.

"Why, we're just getting acquainted ... I didn't mean for you to goyet."

She rose, dropping the letters all in a heap.

She was the aggressive one now. She drew me to her quickly, "Stay ...and I'll promise to be good to you!"

I pushed back, loathing ... loathing her and myself, but myself more,because in spite of all my disgust, my pulses leaped quick again tohers.

"Sit down again."

I did not listen, but stood.

"I was thinking that you would stay for supper and then we could go tosome show and after come back here and I would give you a good time."

I staggered out, shocked beyond belief, the last animal flush had diedout of me. All my body was ice-cold.

"Promise me you'll come again this day next week," she called after mepersistently.

She drew the door softly shut and left me reeling down the darkcorridor.

I could hardly speak to my father that night. I avoided him.

At the creeping edge of dawn I woke from a dream with a jerk as I sliddown an endless black abyss. The abyss was my bed's edge and I foundmyself on the floor. When I went to rise again, I had to clutch thingsto stand up. I was so weak I sat on the bed breathing heavily. I tumbledbackward into bed again and lay in a daze during which dream-objectsmixed with reality and my room walked full of people from all the booksI had read—all to evaporate as my father's face grew, from a cluster ofwhite foreheads and myriads of eyes, into him.

"Johnnie, wake up ... are you sick?"

"Please go away from me and let me alone." I turned my face to the wallin loathing.

"I'll call a doctor."

The doctor came. He felt my pulse. Put something under my tongue.Whispered my father in a room, apart. Left.

My father returned, dejected, yet trying to act light and merry.

"What did the doctor say?" I forced myself to ask of him.

"To be frank, Johnnie ... you're old enough to learn the truth ... hethinks you're taken down with consumption."

"That's what my mother died of."

My father shuddered and put his face down in his hands. I felt a littlesorry for him, then.

"Well you've got to go West now ... and work on a farm ... orsomething."

I began to get ready for my trip West. Surely enough, I had consumption,if symptoms counted ... pains under the shoulder blades ... spitting ofblood ... night-sweats....

But my mind was quickened: I read Morley's History of EnglishLiterature ... Chaucer all through ... Spenser ... even Gower'sConfessio Amantis and Lydgate's ballads ... my recent discovery ofChatterton having made me Old English-mad.

As I read the life of young Chatterton I envied him, his fame and hisearly death and more than ever, I too desired to die young.

The week before I was to set out my father calmly discovered to me thathe intended I should work on a farm as a hand for the next four years,when I reached Ohio ... was even willing to pay the farmer something toemploy me. This is what the doctor had prescribed as the only thing thatwould save my life—work in the open air. My father had written UncleBeck to see that this program was inaugurated.

"I won't become a clod-hopper," I exclaimed, seeing the dreary, endlessmonotony of such a life.

"But it will do you good. It will be a fine experience for you."

"If it's such a fine experience why don't you go and do it?"

"I won't stand any nonsense."

"I'd rather die.... I'm going to die anyhow."

"Yes, if you don't do what I tell you."

"I won't."

"We'll see."

"Very well, father, we will see."

"If you weren't such a sick kid I'd trounce you."

You could approach Antonville by surrey, buggy or foot ... along awinding length of dusty road ... or muddy ... according to rain orshine.

My Uncle Beck drove me out in a buggy.

Aunt Alice, so patient-faced and pretty and sweet-eyed in her neatpoverty—greeted me with a warm kiss.

"Well, you'll soon be well now."

"But I won't work on a farm."

"Never mind, dear ... don't worry about that just yet."

That afternoon I sat with Aunt Alice in the kitchen, watching her makebread. Everyone else was out: Uncle Beck, on a case ... Cousin Anders,over helping with the harvest on a neighbouring farm ... Cousin Anna wasalso with the harvesters, helping cook for the hands ... for theDoctor's family needed all the outside money they could earn.

For Uncle Beck was a dreamer. He thought more of his variorumShakespeare than he did of his medical practice. And he was slow-goingand slow-speaking and so conscientious that he told patients the truth... all which did not help him toward success and solid emolument. Hewould take eggs in payment for his visits ... or jars of preserves ...or fresh meat, if the farmer happened to be slaughtering.

"Where's Granma?" I asked Aunt Alice, as she shoved a batch of bread inthe oven.

"She's out Halton way ... she'll go crazy with joy when she gets wordyou're back home. She'll start for here right off as soon as she hearsthe news. She's visiting with Lan and his folks."

When I heard Lan mentioned I couldn't help giving a savage look.

Aunt Alice misinterpreted.

"What, Johnnie—won't you be glad to see her!... you ought to ... she'ssaid over and over again that she loved you more than she did any of herown children."

"It isn't that—I hate Landon. I wish he was dead or someone would killhim for me."

"Johnnie, you ought to forgive and forget. It ain't Christian."

"I don't care. I'm not a Christian."

"O Johnnie!" shocked ... then, after a pause of reproach which Ienjoyed—"your Uncle Lan's toned down a lot since then ... married ...has four children ... one every year." And Alice laughed whimsically.

"—and he's stopped gambling and drinking, and he's got a good job asmaster-mechanic in a factory....

"He was young ... he was only a boy in the days when he whipped you."

"Yes, and I suppose I was old?... I tell you, Aunt Alice, it's somethingI can't forget ... the dirty coward," and I swore violently, forgettingmyself.

At that moment Uncle Beck appeared suddenly at the door, back from acase.

"Here, here, that won't do! I don't allow that kind of language in myhousehold." And he gave me a severe and admonishing look before goingoff on another and more urgent call that waited him.

"And how's Granma been getting on?"

"—aging rapidly ... " a pause, " ... hasn't got either of the twohouses on Mansion Avenue now ... sold them and divided the money amongher children ... gave us some ... and Millie ... and Lan ... wouldn'thear of 'no' ... " parenthetically, "Uncle Joe didn't need any; he'salways prospered since the early days, you know."

"And what's Granma up to these days?" For she was always doing sweet,ignorant, childish, impractical things.

"—spirit-rapping is it? or palmistry? or magnetic healing? or what?"

"You'll laugh!"

"Tell me!"

"She's got a beau."

"What? a beau? and she eighty if a day!"

"Yes, we—all her children—think it's absurd. And we're all trying toadvise her against it ... but she vows she's going to get married to himanyhow."

"And who is her 'fellow'"?

"—a one-legged Civil War veteran ... a Pennsylvania Dutchman namedSnyder ... owns a house near Beaver Falls ... draws a pension ... he's ajolly old apple-cheeked fellow ... there's no doubt they love each other... only—only it seems rather horrible for two people as old as theyare to go and get married like two young things ... and really fall inlove, too!"

I was silent ... amused ... interested ... then—"well, Granma'll tellme all about it when she comes ... and I can judge for myself, and," Iadded whimsically, "I suppose if they love each other it ought to be allright."

And we both laughed.

When Granma heard I was West she couldn't reach Antonville fast enough.She was the same dear childlike woman, only incredibly older-looking.Age seemed to have fallen on her like an invading army, all at once. Herhair was, every shred of it, not only grey, but almost white. Thereshone the same patient, sweet, ignorant, too-trusting eyes ... there wasthe blue burst of vein on her lower lip.

After she had kissed and kissed me, stroked and stroked my head and facein speechless love, I looked at her intently and lied to please her:

"Why, Granma, you don't look a day older."

"But I am, Johnnie, I am. I've been working hard since you left." As ifshe had not worked hard before I left ... she informed me that, givingaway to her children what she had received for the sale of her twohouses (that never brought her anything because of her simplicity, whilethey were in her possession) she had grown tired of "being a burden tothem," as she phrased it, and had hired herself out here and there asscrubwoman, washerwoman, housekeeper, and what not....

Later I learned that nothing could be done with her, she was soobstinate. She had broken away despite the solicitude of all herchildren—who all loved her and wanted her to stay with them.

At last she had answered an advertisem*nt for a housekeeper ... thatappeared in a farm journal ... and so she had met her old cork-leggedveteran, whom she now had her mind set on marrying.

"But Granma, to get married at your age?"

"I'd like to ask why not?" she answered sweetly, "I feel as young asever when it comes to men ... and the man ... you wait till you see him... you'll like him ... he's such a good provider, Johnnie; he draws asteady pension of sixty dollars a month from the Government, and he'llgive me a good home."

"But any of my aunts and uncles would do the same."

"Yes, Johnnie, but it ain't the same as having a man of your own around... there's nothing like that, Johnnie, for a woman."

"But your own children welcome you and treat you well?"

"Oh, yes, Johnnie, my little boy, but in spite of that, I feel in theway. And, no matter how much they love me, it's better for me to have ahome of my own and a man of my own."

"Besides, Billy loves me so much," she continued, wistfully, "and eventhough he's seventy whereas I'm eighty past, he says his being youngerdon't make no difference ... and he's always so jolly ... alwayslaughing and joking."

"We must begin to allow for Granma," Aunt Alice told me, "she's cominginto her second childhood."

Granma believed thoroughly in my aspirations to become a poet. Withgreat delight she retailed incidents of my childhood, reminding me of athousand youthful escapades of which she constituted me the hero,drawing therefrom auguries of my future greatness.

One of the incidents which alone sticks in my memory:

"Do you 'mind,'" she would say, "how you used to follow Millie aboutwhen she papered the pantry shelves with newspapers with scallopededges? and how you would turn the papers and read them, right after her,as she laid them down, and make her frantic?"

"Yes," I would respond, highly gratified with the anecdote, "and youwould say, Oh, Millie, don't get mad at the little codger, some day hemight turn out to be a great man!'"

Uncle Beck had a fine collection of American Letters. I found a completeset of Hawthorne and straightway became a moody and sombre Puritan ...and I wrote in Hawthornian prose, quaint essays and stories. And I livedin a world of old lace and lavender, of crinoline and brocade.

And then I discovered my uncle's books on gynecology and obstetrics ...full of guilty fevers I waited until he had gone out on a call and thenslunk into his office to read....

One afternoon my doctor-uncle came suddenly upon me, taking me unaware.

"Johnnie, what are you up to?"

"—was just reading your medical books."

"Come over here," already seated at his desk, on his swivel-chair, hemotioned me to a seat.

"Sit down!"

I obeyed him in humiliated silence.

He rose and closed the door, hanging the sign "Busy" outside.

At last I learned about myself and about life.

The harvesting over, Anders began to chum with me. We took long walkstogether, talking of many things ... but, chiefly, of course, of thosethings that take up the minds of adolescents ... of the mysteries ofcreation, of life at its source ... of why men and women are so ... andI took it for granted, after he confessed that he had fallen into thesame mistakes as I, suffering similar agonies, that he had been setright by his father, the doctor, as I just had. I was surprised to findhe had not. So I shared with him the recent knowledge I had acquired.

"And you mean to tell me that Uncle Beck has said nothing to you?"

"Not a single word ... never."

"But why didn't you ask him then ... him being a doctor?"

"How can a fellow talk with his father about such things?"

"It's funny to me he didn't inform you, anyhow."

"I was his son, you see!"

Anders had a girl, he told me, confidingly. She was off on a visit toMornington, at present ... a mighty pretty little girl and the bestthere was....

"By the way, Anders, do you know second cousin Phoebe at all?"

"Sure thing I know her ... the last time I heard of her ... which wasalmost a year ago—she was wilder than ever."

"How do you mean, Anders?"

"Her folks couldn't keep her in of nights ... a gang of boys and girlswould come and whistle for her, and she'd get out, sooner or later, andjoin them."

"I tell you what," I began, in an unpremeditated burst of invention,which I straightway believed, it so appealed to my imagination, "I'venever told anybody before, but all these years I've been desperately inlove with Phoebe."

Anders scrutinised me quizzically, then the enthusiasm of the actor inmy face made him believe me....

"Well, no matter how bad she is, she certainly was a beaut, the lasttime I saw her."

"I'm going," I continued "(you mustn't tell anybody), I'm going down toAunt Rachel's, after I leave here, and get Phoebe." And eagerly andnaïvely we discussed the possibilities as we walked homeward....

After my talk with Uncle Beck all my morbidity began to melt away, and,growing better in mind, my body grew stronger ... he wrote to my fatherthat it was not consumption ... so now I was turning my coming West intoa passing visit, instead of a long enforced sojourn there for the goodof my health.

I found different household arrangements on revisiting Aunt Rachel andher household.

For one thing, the family had moved into town ... Newcastle ... and theyhad a fine house to live in, neat and comfortable. Gone was thatatmosphere of picturesque, pioneer poverty. Though, to be sure, theresat Josh close up against the kitchen stove, as of old. For the firstsharp days of fall were come ... he was spitting streams of tobacco, asusual.

"I hate cities," was his first greeting to me. He squirted a brownparabola of tobacco juice, parenthetically, into the wood-box behind thestove, right on top of the cat that had some kittens in there.

Aunt Rachel caught him at it.

"Josh, how often have I told you you mustn't spit on that cat."

"'Scuse me, Ma, I'm kind o' absint-minded."

The incident seemed to me so funny that I laughed hard. Aunt Rachel gaveme a quiet smile.

"Drat the boy, he's allus findin' somethin' funny about things!"

This made me laugh more. But I had brought Uncle Josh a big plug oftobacco, and he was placated, ripping off a huge chew as soon as he heldit in his hands.

The great change I have just spoken of came over the family becausePhoebe's two sisters, Jessie and Mona—who had been off studying to benurses, now had come back, and, taking cases in town, they were making agood living both for themselves and the two old folks....

I had learned from Uncle Beck, as he drove me in to Mornington, that,the last he heard of Phoebe, she was working out as a maid to "someswells," in that city.

"Damme, ef I don't hate cities an' big towns," ejacul*ted Uncle Josh,breaking out of a long, meditative silence, "you kain't keep no dogsthere ... onless they're muzzled ... and no ferrets, neither ... andwhat 'ud be the use if you could?... there ain't nothin' to hunt anyhow... wisht we lived back on thet old muddy hilltop agin."

Supper almost ready ... the appetizing smell of frying ham—there'snothing, being cooked, smells better....

Paul came in from work ... was working steady in the mills now, AuntRachel had informed me.

Paul came in without a word, his face a mask of such empty hopelessnessthat I was moved by it deeply.

"Paul, you mustn't take on so. It ain't right nor religious," said UncleJosh, knocking the ashes out of his pipe ... he smoked and chewed inrelays. Paul replied nothing.

"Come on, folks," put in Rachel, "supper's ready ... draw your chairsup to the table."

We ate our supper under a quiet, grey mood. An air of tragedy seemed tohang over us ... for the life of me I couldn't understand what hadbecome of Paul's good-natured, rude jocosity. Why he had grown into asilent, sorrowful man....

"You kin bunk up with Paul to-night, Johnnie," announced Rachel, when itcame bedtime.

Paul had already slunk off to bed right after supper. It was dark in theroom when I got there.

"Paul, where's the light?"

"—put it out ... like to lie in the dark an' think," answered a deep,sepulchral voice.

"Whatever is the matter with you, Paul?"

"Ain't you heered? Ain't Ma told you?"

"No!"

Paul struck a match and lit the lamp. I sat on the side of the bed andtalked with him.

"Ain't you heered how I been married?" he began.

"So that's it, is it?" I anticipated prematurely, "and you weren't happy... and she went off and left you!"

"Yes, she's left me all right, Johnnie, but not that way ... she'sdead!"

And Paul stopped with a sob in his throat. I didn't know what to say tohis sudden declaration, so I just repeated foolishly, "why, I never knewyou got married!" twice.

"Christ, Johnnie, she was the best little woman in the world—such alittle creature, Johnnie ... her head didn't more'n come up to under myarmpits."

There followed a long silence, to me an awkward one; I didn't know whatto do or say. Then I perceived the best thing was to let him ease hishurt by just talking on ... and he talked ... on and on ... in his slow,drawling monotone ... and ever so often came the refrain, "Christ, butshe was a good woman, Johnnie ... I wish you'd 'a' knowed her."

At last I ventured, "and how—how did she come to die?"

"—baby killed her, she was that small ... she was like a little girl... she oughtn't to of had no baby at all, doctor said...."

"I killed her, Johnnie," he cried in agony, "and that's the God's truthof it."

Another long silence.

The lamp guttered but didn't go out. A moth had flown down its chimney,was sizzling, charring, inside ... Paul lifted off the globe. Burnt hishands, but said nothing ... flicked the wingless, blackened body to thefloor....

"But the baby?—it lived?"

"Yes, it lived ... a girl ... if it hadn't of lived ... if it had gone,too, I wouldn't of wanted to live, either!..."

"That's why I'm workin' so hard, these days, with no lay-offs ferhuntin' or fishin' or anything."

The next day I learned more from Rachel of how Paul had agonized overthe death of his tiny wife ... "'she was that small you had a'most toshake out the sheets to find her,' as Josh useter say," said Rachelgravely and unhumorously ... and she told how the bereaved husbandsavagely fought off all his womenfolk and insisted on mothering, for ayear, the baby whose birth had killed its mother.

"At last he's gittin' a little cheer in his face. But every so often thegloomy fit comes over him like it did last night at supper. I keeptellin' him it ain't Christian, with her dead two years a'ready—but hewon't listen ... he's got to have his fit out each time."

As if this had not been enough of the tragic, the next day when I askedabout Phoebe, Aunt Rachel started crying.

"Phoebe's gone, too," she sobbed.

"O, Aunt Rachel, I'm so sorry ... but I didn't know ... nobody told me."

"That's all right, Johnnie. Somehow it relieves me to talk aboutPhoebe." She rose from her rocker, laid down her darning, and went to adresser in the next room. She came out again, holding forth to me apicture ... Phoebe's picture....

A shy, small, oval, half-wild face like that of a dryad's. Her chinlifted as if she were some wood-creature listening to the approachingtread of the hunter and ready on the instant to spring forth and runalong the wind....

An outdoor picture, a mere snapshot, but an accidental work of art.

Voluminous leafa*ge blew behind and above her head, splashed with thewhite of sunlight and the gloom of swaying shadow.

"Why, she's—she's beautiful!"

"Yes—got prettier and prettier every time you looked at her...."

"But," and Aunt Rachel sighed, "I couldn't do nothin' with her at all.An' scoldin' an' whippin' done no good, neither. Josh useter whip hertill he was blue in the face, an' she wouldn't budge. Only made her moresot and stubborner....

"—guess she was born the way she was ... she never could stay still aminute ... always fidgettin' ... when she was a little girl, even—Iused to say, 'Now, look here, Phoebe,' I'd say, 'your ma 'ull give you awhole dime all at once if you'll set still jest for five minutes in thatchair.' An' she'd try ... and, before sixty seconds was ticked off she'dbe on her feet, sayin', 'Ma, I guess you kin keep that dime.'

"When she took to runnin' out at nights," my great-aunt continued, in alow voice, "yes, an' swearin' back at her pa when he gave her a bit ofhis mind, it nigh broke my heart ... and sometimes she'd see me cryin',and that would make her feel bad an' she'd quiet down fer a few days ...an' she'd say, 'Ma, I'm goin' to be a good girl now,' an' fer maybe twoor three nights she'd help clean up the supper-things—an' then—" witha breaking voice, "an' then all at once she'd scare me by clappin' bothhands to that pretty brown head o' hers, in sech a crazy way, an'sayin', 'Honest, Ma, I can't stand it any longer ... this life's tooslow.... I've gotta go out where there's some life n' fun!'

"It was only toward the last that she took to sneakin' out after shepretended to go to bed.. gangs of boys an' girls, mixed, would come an'whistle soft fer her, under the window ... an' strange men wouldsometimes hang aroun' the house ... till Josh went out an' licked acouple.

"It drove Josh nigh crazy.

"One evenin', after this had gone on a long time, Josh ups an' says,'Ma, Phoebe's run complete out o' hand ... she'll hafta be broke o' thisright now ... when she comes back to-night I'm going to give her thelickin' of her life.'

"'Josh, you mustn't whip her. Let's both have a long talk with her. (Iknowed Josh 'ud hurt her bad if he whipped her. He has a bad temper whenhe is het up.) Maybe goin' down on our knees with her an' prayin' mightdo some good.'"

"'No, Ma, talkin' nor prayin' won't do no good ... the only thing left'sa good whippin' to straighten her out.'"

"O Aunt Rachel," I cried, all my desire of Phoebe breaking but intotenderness. I looked at the lovely face, crossed with sunlight, full ofsuch quick intelligence, such mischievousness....

You can catch a wild animal in a trap, but to whip it would be sacrilege... that might do for domesticated animals.

"Josh never laid a hand on her, though, that night ... she never camehome ... men are so awful in their pride, Johnnie ... don't you be likethat when you grow to be a man...."

Then Aunt Rachel said no more, as Paul came in at that moment. Nor didshe resume the subject.

Next morning I packed away to visit Uncle Lan. I might as well go, evenif I hated him. It would be too noticeable, not to go.

He was at the train, waiting for me. He proffered me his hand. To mysurprise, I took it. He seized my grip from me, put his other handaffectionately on my shoulder.

"I've often wondered whether you'd ever forgive me for the way I beatyou.... I've learned better since."

Before I knew it my voice played me the trick of saying yes, I forgavehim.

"That's a good boy!" and Lan gave my hand such a squeeze that it almostmade me cry out with the pain of it.

"Lan," as we walked along, "can you tell me more about Phoebe.... AuntRachel told me some, but—"

"Oh, she ended up by running away with a drummer ... she hadn't beengone long when her ma got word from her asking her to forgive her ...that she'd run off with a man she loved, and was to be married to himpretty soon.... Phoebe gave no address, but the letter had a Pittsburghpostmark....

"A month ... six months went by. Then a letter came in a strange hand.The girl that wrote it said that she was Phoebe's 'Roommate.'" Lanpaused here, and gave me a significant look, then resumed:

"Paul went down to bring the body home, and found she'd been buriedalready. They were too poor to have it dug up and brought home."

"It seems that the man that took Phoebe off was nothing but a pimp!"

Suicide: early one Sunday morning; early, for girls of their profession,the two girls, Phoebe and her roommate were sitting in their bedrooms inkimonos.

"What a nice Sunday," Phoebe had said, looking out at the window."Jenny," she continued to her roommate, "I have a feeling I'd like to goto church this morning...."

Jenny had thought that was rather a queer thing for Phoebe to say....

Jenny went out to go to the delicatessen around the corner, to buy asnack for them to eat, private, away from the rest of the girls, itbeing Sunday morning. She'd bring in a Sunday paper, too.

When she returned, Phoebe didn't seem to be in the room. Jenny felt thatsomething was wrong, had felt it all along, anyhow....

She heard a sort of gasping and gurgling....

She found Phoebe on the floor, two-thirds under the bed. Her eyes wererolled back to the whites from agony. A creamy froth was on her mouth.And all her mouth and chin and pretty white neck were burned brown withthe carbolic acid she had drunk.. a whole damn bottle of it.

Jenny dropped on her knees by Phoebe and called out her name—loud...."Phoebe, why don't you speak to me!" Took her head in her lap and itonly lolled. Then she began screaming, did Jenny, and brought the wholehouse up. And the madame had shouted:

"Shut up, you bitch, do you want people to think someone's gettin'killed? Ain't we in bad enough already?"

"So Phoebe came to a bad end," commented Lan, "as we always thought shewould."

The nearest I came to having my long-cherished revenge on Landon:

Once, in the night, during my week's stay with him, I stepped from bed,sleep-walking, moving toward the room where he and Aunt Emily lay.Imagining I held a knife in my left hand (I am left-handed) to stick himthrough the heart with.

But I bumped terrifically into a door half ajar, and received such acrash between the eyes that it not only brought me broad awake, but gaveme a bump as big as a hen's egg, into the bargain.

The dream of my revenge had been so strong in my brain that still Icould feel the butcher-knife in my hand ... and I looked into the emptypalm to verify the sensation, still there, of clasping the handle.

"—that you, Johnnie?" called my uncle.

"Yep!"

"What's the matter? can't you sleep?"

"No!—got up to take a drink of water."

"You'll find a bucketful on the kitchen table, and the dipper floatingin it ... and there's matches on the stand by your bed." A pause. Hecontinued: "You must of run into something. I heard a bang."

"I did. I bumped my head into the door."

I visited Aunt Millie last.

I found her a giantess of a woman, not fat, but raw-boned and tall. Hercheeks were still as pitted with hollows, her breath as catarrhal asever. But she had become a different woman since she had married.

Her husband was a widower with three children already before he took herin marriage. He was a railroad engineer who drove a switch engine in theyards. He was as short as she was tall ... a diminutive man, but virile... with a deep, hoarse voice resonant like a foghorn. The little manhad an enormous chest matted with dense, black hair. It would almosthave made a whole head of hair for an average man. One could always seethis hair because he was proud of its possession, thought it denotedvirility and strength, and wore his shirt open at the neck, and severalbuttons lower, in order to reveal his full hirsuteness.

Millie had already given birth to two children of her own, by him. Andshe toiled about the house at endless duties, day and night, happy withhim, and loving his children and hers with an equal love. And beingadored in turn by them.

It was "Ma!" here and "Ma!" there ... the voices of the children evercalling for her.... And she, running about, waiting on the youngsters,baking ovensful of bread, sewing, scrubbing, dusting ... and talking,talking, talking all the time she flew about at her ceaseless work....

Uncle Dick loved his joke, and the broader the better. As I sat acrossthe table from him, at mealtimes, and looked into his amused, smalltwinkling eyes, I thought continually of the Miller in Chaucer'sCanterbury Tales....

Millie, too, was not slow at having her joke. She was roughlyaffectionate of me, in memory of old days. And she continually asked me,with loud, enjoying laughter, if I remembered this, that, and the otherbad (Rabelaisan) trick I had played on her back in Mornington....

But I was glad to see Haberford and the East again. I was all over mydesire to die a poet, and young.... Principal Balling had me come to seehim. He examined me in Latin and in English and History. He found that,from study by myself, I had prepared so that I was more than able topass in these subjects. But when it came to mathematics I was no lessthan an idiot. He informed my father that he had been mistaken in me,before ... that he had given me a too cursory look-over, judging meafter the usual run ... he announced that he would admit me as specialstudent at the Keeley Heights High School.

The one thing High School gave me—my Winter there—was Shelley. InEnglish we touched on him briefly, mainly emphasising his Skylark. Itwas his Ode to the West Wind that made me want more of him ... withhis complete works I made myself a nuisance in class, never payingattention to what anyone said or did, but sitting there like a man in atrance, and, with Shelley, dreaming beautiful dreams of revolutionisingthe world.

I awoke only for English Composition. But there, inevitably, Iquarrelled with the teacher over her ideas of the way English prose wasto be written. She tried to make us write after the Addisonian model. Ipointed out that the better style was the nervous, short-sentenced,modern one—as Kipling wrote, at his best, in his prose. We hadaltercation after altercation, and the little dumpy woman's eyes ragedbehind her glasses at me—to the laughter of the rest of the class. whor*ally did not care for anything but a lark, while I was all the whileconvinced with the belief that they sat up nights, dreaming over greatbooks as I did.

Even yet, though now I know better, I cannot accept the fact that thevast majority find their only poetry in a good bellyful of food, as I doin the Ode to the Nightingale and in the Epipsychidion....

Dissatisfied and disillusioned, it was again a book that lifted me outof the stupidity in which I found myself enmeshed. Josiah Flynt'sTramping With Tramps,—and one other—Two Years Before the Mast, byDana. And I lay back, mixing my dreams of humanity's liberation, withvisions of big American cities, fields of wheat and corn, forests,little towns on river-bends.

A tramp or sailor—which?

First, the sea ... why not start out adventuring around the world andback again?

Land ... sea ... everything ... become a great adventurer like myfavourite heroes in the picaresque novels of Le Sage, Defoe, Smollettand Fielding?

It took me days of talk with the gang—boasting—and nights of dreaming,to screw myself up to the right pitch.

Then, one afternoon, in high disgust over my usual quarrel with theEnglish teacher, I returned to my room determined to leave for the NewYork waterfront that same afternoon....

I left a note for my father informing him that I had made up my mind togo to sea, and that he needn't try to find me in order to fetch me homeagain. I wished him good luck and good-bye.

Into my grip I cast a change of clothes, and a few books: my Cæsar andVergil in the Latin, Young's Night Thoughts, and Shelley.

South Street ... here were ships ... great tall fellows, their mastsdizzy things to look up at.

I came to a pier where two three-masted barks lay, one on either side.First I turned to the one on the right because I saw two men up aloft.And there was a boy passing down the deck, carrying a pot of coffee aft.I could smell the good aroma of that coffee. Ever since, the smell ofcoffee makes me wish to set out on a trip somewhere.

"Hey, Jimmy," I shouted to the boy.

"Hey, yourself!" he replied, coming belligerently to the side. Then,"what do ye want?"

"To go to sea. Do you need anybody aboard for the voyage?"

He looked scornfully at me, as I stood there, skinny, shadow-thin.

"You go to hell!" he cried. Then he resumed his way to the cabin,whistling.

The ship opposite, I inspected her next. It was grand with thefigurehead of a long, wooden lady leaning out obliquely withever-staring eyes, her hands crossed over her breasts.

Aboard I went, down the solitude of the deck. I stopped at the cook'sgalley. I had gone there because I had seen smoke coming out of thelittle crooked pipe that stood akimbo.

I looked in at the door. A dim figure developed within, moving aboutamong pots and pans. It was the cook, I could tell by the white cap hewore ... an old, very old man. He wore a sleeveless shirt. His longskinny, hairy arms were bare. His long silvery-grey beard gave him anappearance like an ancient prophet. But where the beard left off therewas the anomaly of an almost smooth, ruddy face, and very young,straight-seeing, blue eyes.

When I told the old cook what I wanted, he invited me in to the galleyand reached me a stool to sit on.

"The captain isn't up yet. He was ashore on a jamboree last night.You'll see him walking up and down the poop when he's hopped out of hisbunk and eaten his breakfast."

The cook talked about himself, while I waited there. I helped him peel apail of potatoes....

Though I heard much of strange lands and far-away ports, he talkedmostly of the women who had been in love with him ... slews of them ..."and even yet, sixty-five years old, I can make a good impression when Iwant to ... I had a girl not yet twenty down in Buenos Ayres. She wascrazy about me ... that was only two years ago."

He showed me pictures of the various women, in all parts of the world,that had "gone mad about him" ... obviously, they were all prostitutes.He brought out a batch of obscene photographs, chuckling over them.

It was a German ship—the Valkyrie. But the cook spoke excellentEnglish, as did, I later found out, the captain, both the mates, and allbut one or two of the crew.

Before the captain came up from below the cook changed the subject fromwomen to history. In senile fashion, to show off, he recited the namesof the Roman emperors, in chronological sequence. And, drawing a curtainaside from a shelf he himself had built over his bunk, he showed meMomsen's complete history of Rome, in a row of formidable volumes.

"There's the captain now!"

A great hulk of a man was lounging over the rail of the poop-deck,looking down over the dock.

I started aft.

"Hist!" the cook motioned me back mysteriously. "Be sure you say 'Sir'to him frequently."

"Beg pardon, sir. But are you Captain Schantze, sir?" (the cook had toldme the captain's name).

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I've heard you needed a cabin boy."

"Are you of German descent?"

"No, sir."

"What nationality are you, then?"

"American, sir."

"That means nothing, what were your people?"

"Straight English on my mother's side ... Pennsylvania Dutch on myfather's."

"What a mixture!"

He began walking up and down in seaman fashion. After spending severalminutes in silence I ventured to speak to him again.

"Do you think you could use me, sir?"

He swung on me abruptly.

"In what capacity?"

"As anything ... I'm willing to go as able seaman before the mast, ifnecessary."

He stopped and looked me over and laughed explosively.

"Able seaman! you're so thin you have to stand twice in one place tomake a shadow ... you've got the romantic boy's idea of the sea ...but, are you willing to do hard work from four o'clock in the morningtill nine or ten at night?"

"Anything, to get to sea, sir!"

"—sure you haven't run away from home?"

"No-no, sir!"

"Then why in the devil do you want to go to sea? isn't the land goodenough?"

I took a chance and told the captain all about my romantic notions ofsea-life, travel, and adventure.

"You talk just like one of our German poets."

"I am a poet," I ventured further.

The captain gave an amused whistle. But I could see that he liked me.

"To-morrow morning at four o'clock ... come back, then, and Karl, thecabin boy, will start you in at his job. I'll promote him to boy beforethe mast."

I spent the night at Uncle Jim's house ... he was the uncle that hadcome east, years before. He was married ... a head-bookkeeper ... livedin a flat in the Bronx.

He thought it was queer that I was over in New York, alone ... when hecame home from work, that evening....

I could keep my adventure to myself no longer. I told him all about mygoing to sea. But did Duncan (my father) approve of it? Yes, I replied.But when I refused to locate the ship I was sailing on, at first Jimtried to bully me into telling. I didn't want my father to learn where Iwas, in case he came over to find me ... and went up to Uncle Jim's....

Then he began laughing at me.

"You've always been known for your big imagination and the things youmake up ... I suppose this is one of them."

"Let the boy alone," my aunt put in, a little dark woman of French andEnglish ancestry, "you ought to thank God that he has enough imaginationto make up stories ... he might be a great writer some day."

"Imagination's all right. I'm not quarrelling with Johnnie for that. Butyou can't be all balloon and no ballast."

They made me up a bed on a sofa in the parlour ... among all thebizarre chairs and tables that Uncle Jim had made from spools ... AuntLottie still made dresses now and again ... before she married Jim shehad run a dressmaking establishment.

Uncle Jim set a Big Ben alarm clock down on one of the spool tables forme.

"I've set the clock for half-past three. That will give you half an hourto make your hypothetical ship in ... you'll have to jump up and stopthe clock, anyhow. It'll keep on ringing till you do."

My first morning on shipboard was spent scrubbing cabin floors, washingdown the walls, washing dishes, waiting on the captain and mates' mess... the afternoon, polishing brass on the poop and officers' bridge,under the supervision of Karl, the former cabin boy.

"Well, how do you like it?" asked the cook, as he stirred something in apot, with a big wooden ladle.

"Fine! but when are we sailing?"

"In about three days we drop down to Bayonne for a cargo of White Roseoil and then we make a clean jump for Sydney, Australia."

"Around Cape Horn?" I asked, stirred romantically at the thought.

"No. Around the Cape of Good Hope."

Early in the afternoon of the day before we left the dock, as I waspolishing brass on deck, my father appeared before me, as abruptly as aspirit.

"Well, here he is, as big as life!"

"Hello, Pop!"

I straightened up to ease a kink in my back.

"You had no need to hide this from me, son; I envy you, that's all, Iwish I wasn't too old to do it, myself ... this beats travelling aboutthe country, selling goods as a salesman. It knocks my dream of having achicken farm all hollow, too...."

He drew in a deep breath of the good, sunny harbour air. Sailors were upaloft, they were singing. The cook was in his galley, singing too. Therewere gulls glinting about in the sun.

"Of course you know I almost made West Point once ... had theappointment ... if it hadn't been for a slight touch of rheumatism inthe joints ..." he trailed off wistfully.

"We've never really got to know each other, Johnnie."

I looked at him. "No, we haven't."

"I'm going to start you out right. Will the captain let you off for awhile?"

"The cook's my boss ... as far as my time is concerned. I'm cabin boy."

My father gave the cook a couple of big, black cigars. I was allowedshore leave till four o'clock that afternoon....

"—you need a little outfitting," explained my father, as we walkedalong the dock to the street....

"I've saved up a couple of hundred dollars, which I drew out before Icame over."

"But, Father...."

"You need a lot of things. I'm going to start you off right. While youwere up in the cabin getting ready to go ashore I had a talk with thecook.... I sort o' left you in his charge—"

"But I don't want to be left in anyone's charge."

"—found out from him just what you'd need and now we're going to do alittle shopping."

I accompanied my father to a seamen's outfitting place, and he spent agood part of his two hundred buying needful things for me ... shirts ofstrong material ... heavy underwear ... oilskins ... boots ... strongthread and needles ... and a dunnage bag to pack it all away in....

We stood together on the after-deck again, my father and I.

"Now I must be going," he remarked, trying to be casual. He put a tendollar bill in my hand.

"—to give the boys a treat with," he explained ... "there's nothinglike standing in good with an outfit you're to travel with ... andhere," he was rummaging in his inside pocket ... "put these in yourpocket and keep them there ... a bunch of Masonic cards of the lodgeyour daddy belongs to ... if you ever get into straits, you'll stand abetter chance of being helped, as son of a Mason."

"No, Father," I replied, seriously and unhumorously, "I can't keepthem."

"I'd like to know why not?"

"I want to belong to the brotherhood of man, not the brotherhood of theMasons."

He looked puzzled for a moment, then his countenance cleared.

"That's all right, Son ... you just keep those cards. They might come inhandy if you find yourself stranded anywhere."

When my father turned his back, with a thought almost prayerful to thespirit of Shelley, I flung the Masonic cards overboard.

After dusk, the crew poured en masse to the nearest waterfront saloonwith me. The ten dollars didn't last long.

"His old man has lots of money."

Our last night at the pier was a night of a million stars.

The sailmaker, with whom I had become well acquainted, waddled up to me.He was bow-legged. He waddled instead of walked. We sat talking on theforeward hatch....

"I'm glad we're getting off to-morrow," I remarked.

"—we might not. We lack a man for the crew yet."

"—thought we had the full number?"

"We did. But one of the boys in your party strayed away ... went toanother saloon and had a few more drinks ... and someone stuck him witha knife in the short ribs ... he's in the hospital."

"But can't Captain Schantze pick up another man right away?"

"The consulate's closed till ten to-morrow morning. We're to sail atfive ... so he can't sign on a new sailor before ... of course he mightshanghai someone ... but the law's too severe these days ... and theSailors' Aid Society is always on the job ... it isn't like it used tobe."

But in spite of what the sailmaker had told me, the captain decided totake his chance, rather than delay the time of putting forth to sea.Around ten o'clock, in the full of the moon, a night-hawk cab drew upalongside the ship where she lay docked, and out of it jumped the firstmate and the captain with a lad who was so drunk or drugged, or both,that his legs went down under him when they tried to set him on hisfeet.

They tumbled him aboard, where he lay in an insensate heap, droolingspit and making incoherent, bubbling noises.

Without lifting an eyebrow in surprise, the sailmaker stepped forwardand joined the mate in jerking the man to his feet. The captain went aftas if it was all in the day's work.

The mate and the sailmaker jerked the shanghaied man forward and bundledhim into a locker where bits of rope and nautical odds and-ends werepiled, just forward of the galley.

In the sharp but misty dawn we cast our moorings loose. Abusy little tug nuzzled up to take us in tow for open sea.

We were all intent on putting forth, when a cry came from the port side.The shanghaied man had broken out, and came running aft ... he stopped amoment, like a trapped animal, to survey the distance between the dockand the side ... measuring the possibilities of a successful leap.

By this time the first and second mates were after him, with some of themen ... he ran forward again, doubled in his tracks like a schoolboyplaying tag ... we laughed at that, it was so funny the way he wentunder the mate's arm ... the look of surprise on the mate's face wasfunny ... Then the man who was pursued, in a flash, did a hazardousthing ... he flung himself in the air, over the starboard side, and tooka long headlong tumble into the tugboat....

He was tied like a hog, and hauled up by a couple of ropes, thesailmaker singing a humorous chantey that made the boys laugh, as theypulled away.

This delayed the sailing anyhow. The mist had lifted like magic,and we were not far toward Staten Island before we knew a fine,blowing, clear day, presided over, in the still, upper spaces, bygreat, leaning cumulus clouds. They toppled huge over the great-clusteredbuildings as we trod outward toward the harbour mouth....

The pilot swung aboard. The voyage was begun.

The coast of America now looked more like a low-lying fringe ofinsubstantial cloud than solid land.

My heart sank. I had committed myself definitely to a three-months'sea-trip ... there was no backing out, it was too far to swim ashore.

"What's wrong, Johann," asked the captain, "are you sea-sick already?"He had noticed my expression as he walked by.

"No, sir!"

"If you are, it isn't anything to be ashamed of. I've known oldsea-captains who got sea-sick every time they put out of port."

There was a running forward. The shanghaied man hove in sight, on therampage again. He came racing aft. "I must speak with the captain."

There was a scuffle. He broke away. Again the two mates were close uponhim. Suddenly he flung himself down and both the mates tripped over himand went headlong.

The captain couldn't help laughing. Then he began to swear ... "thatfellow's going to give us a lot of trouble," he prophesied.

Several sailors, grinning, had joined in the chase. They had caught thefellow and were dragging him forward by the back and scruff of the neck,while he deliberately hung limp and let his feet drag as if paralysedfrom the waist down.

The captain stood over the group, that had come to a halt below. Thecaptain was in good humour.

"Bring him up here."

The shanghaied man stood facing Schantze, with all the deference of asailor, yet subtly defiant.

The captain began to talk in German.

"I don't speak German," responded the sailor stubbornly.

Yet it was in German that he had called out he must see the captain.

This did not make the captain angry. Instead, like a vain boy, he beganin French....

"I don't speak French ..." again objected the sailor, still in English.

"Very well, we'll speak in English, then ... bring him down into thecabin ..." to the men and mates ... To the sailor again, "Come on,Englishman! (in derision), and we'll sign you on in the ship'sarticles."

They haled him below. The captain dismissed the sailors. The captain,the two mates and I, were alone with the mutineer.... I stepped into thepantry, pretending to be busy with the dishes. I didn't want to missanything.

"Now," explained the captain, "what's happened has happened ... it's upto you to make the best of it ... we had to shanghai you," and heexplained the case in full ... and if he would behave and do his shareof the work with the rest of the crew, he would be treated decently andbe paid ... and let go, if he wished, when the Valkyrie reachedSydney....

"Now sign," commanded the mate, "I never heard of a man in your fix everbeing treated so good before."

"But I won't sign."

"Damme, but you will," returned Miller, the first mate, who, thoughGerman, spoke English in real English fashion—a result, he later toldme, of fifteen years' service on English boats....

"Take hold of him, Stanger," this to the second mate, a lithe,sun-browned, handsome lad who knew English but hated to speak it.

They wrestled about the cabin at a great rate ... finally they succeededin forcing a pen into the mutineer's hand....

Then the man calmed down, apparently whipped.

"Very well, where shall I sign?"

"Da," pointed the captain triumphantly, pointing the line out, with hisgreat, hairy forefinger ... and, with victory near, relapsing intoGerman.

But, just as it reached the designated spot, the fellow gave a violentswish with the pen. The mates made a grab for his hand, but too late. Hetore a great, ink-smeared rent through the paper....

Whang! Captain Schantze caught him with the full force of his big,open right hand on the left side of his face.... Whish! CaptainSchantze caught him with the full force of his open left, on the othercheek!

The shanghaied man stiffened. He trembled violently.

"Do it a thousand times, my dear captain. I won't sign till you killme."

"Take him forward. He'll work, and work hard, without signing on.... No,wait ... tie him up to the rail on the poop ... twenty-four hours ofthat, my man, since you must speak English—will make you change yourmind."

He was tied, with his hands behind him.

The captain paced up and down beside him.

Then Franz (as I afterward learned his name) boldly began chaffing the"old man" ... first in English.

"I don't understand," replied Schantze; he was playful now, as a cat iswith a mouse ... or rather, like a big boy with a smaller boy whom hecan bully.

After all, Schantze was only a big, good-natured "kid" of thirty.

Then Franz ran through one language after another ... Spanish, Italian,French....

The captain noticed me out of the tail of his eye. His big, broad facekindled into a grin.

"What are you doing here on deck, you rascal!" He gave me anaffectionate, rough pull of the ear.

"Polishing the brass, sir!"

"And taking everything in at the same time, eh? so you can write a poemabout it?"

His vanity flattered, Schantze began answering Franz back, and, to andfro they shuttled their tongues, each showing off to the other—and tome, a mere cabin boy. And Franz, for the moment, seemed to haveforgotten how he had been dragged aboard ... and the captain—that Franzwas a mutineer, tied to the taffrail for insubordination!

Sea-sickness never came near me. Only it was queer to feel the footingbeneath my feet rhythmically rising and falling ... for that's the wayit seemed to my land-legs. But then I never was very sturdy on my legs... which were then like brittle pipestems.... I sprawled about,spreading and sliding, as I went to and from the galley, bringing, inthe huge basket, the breakfast, dinner and supper for the cabin....

The sailors called me "Albatross" (from the way an albatross acts whensprawling on shipdeck). They laughed and poked fun at me.

"Look here, you Yankee rascal," said the captain, when I told him Inever drank ... "I think it would do you good if you got a little smearof beer-froth on your mouth once in a while ... you'd stop lookingleathery like a mummy ... you've already got some wrinkles on your face... a few good drinks would plump you out, make a man of you.

"In Germany mothers give their babies a sip from their steins beforethey are weaned ... that's what makes us such a great nation."

If I didn't drink, at least the two mates and the sailmaker made up forme ... we had on board many cases of beer stowed away down in theafterhold, where the sails were stored. And next to the dining roomthere was the space where provisions were kept—together with kegs ofkümmel, and French and Rhine wines and claret....

And before we had been to sea three days I detected a conspiracy on thepart of the first and second mates, the cook, and the sailmaker—theobject of the conspiracy being, apparently, to drink half the liquor outof each receptacle, then fill the depleted cask with hot water, shakingit up thoroughly, and so mixing it.

As far as I could judge, the old, bow-legged sailmaker had taken out amonopoly on the cases of beer aft. Never were sails kept in bettercondition. He was always down there, singing and sewing.

Several times I saw him coming up whistling softly with a lush air ofsubdued and happy reminiscence.

Several mornings out ... and I couldn't believe my ears ... I heard asound of music. It sounded like a grind-organ on a city street....

The Sunshine of Paradise Alley.

And the captain's voice was booming along with the melody.

I peeked into Schantze's cabin to announce breakfast.

He had a huge music box there. And he was singing to its playing, anddancing clumsily about like a happy young mammoth.

"Spying on the 'old man,' eh?"

He came over and caught me by an ear roughly but playfully.

"No, Captain, I was only saying breakfast is ready."

"You're a sly one ... do you like that tune? The Sunshine of ParadiseAlley? It's my favorite Yankee hymn."

And it must have been; every morning for eighty-nine days the gaudymusic box faithfully played the tune over and over again.

The ship drifted slowly through the Sargasso Sea—that dead, swelteringarea of smooth waters and endless leagues of drifting seaweed.... Or welifted and sank on great, smooth swells ... the last disturbance of astorm far off where there were honest winds that blew.

The prickly heat assailed us ... hundreds of little red, biting pimpleson our bodies ... the cook's fresh-baked bread grew fuzz in twenty-fourhours after baking ... the forecastle and cabin jangled and snarledirritably, like tortured animals....

It was with a shout, one day, that we welcomed a good wind, and shotclear of this dead sea of vegetable matter.

As we crossed the equator Father Neptune came on board ... a curioussea-ceremony that must hark back to the Greeks and Romans....

The bow-legged sailmaker played Neptune.

He combed out a beard of rope, wrapped a sheet around his shoulders,procured a trident of wood....

"Come," shouted one of the sailors to me, running up like a happy boy,"come, see Neptune climbing on board."

The sail-maker pretended to mount up out of the sea, climbing over theforecastle head—just as if he had left his car of enormous,pearl-tinted sea-shell, with the spouting dolphins still hitched to it,waiting for him, while he paid his respects to our captain.

Captain Schantze, First Mate Miller, Second Mate Stange, stood waitingthe ceremonial on the officers' bridge, an amused smile playing overtheir faces.

A big, boy-faced sailor named Klaus, and the ship's blacksmith, agrey-eyed, sandy-haired fellow named Klumpf, followed the sailmakerclose behind, as he swept along in his regalia, solemnly andmajestically. And Klaus beat a triangle. And Klumpf played an accordion.

"Sailmaker" (the only name he was called by on the ship) made agrandiose speech to the Captain.

Schantze replied in the same vein, beginning,

"Euer Majestät—"

The sailors marched forward again, to their music, like pleasedchildren. For custom was that they should have plum duff this day, andplenty of hot grog....

Before I was aware, I was caught up by several arms.

For I had never before crossed the line. So I must be initiated.

They set me on a board, over a great barrel of sea-water.

Klumpf gave me a mock-shave with a vile mixture of tar and soap. He useda great wooden razor about three feet long. The officers shouted andlaughed, looking on from the bridge.

"What's your name, my boy?" asked Father Neptune.

"John Greg—" Before I could articulate fully the blacksmith thrust agob of the vile lather into my mouth. As I spluttered and spit everyonegave shouts of laughter. One or two sailors rolled on the deck,laughing, as savages are said to do when overtaken with humour.

The board on which I sat was jerked from under me. Once, two times,three times, I was pushed, almost bent double, far down into the barrelof sea-water. It was warm, at least.

Then a hue and cry went up for Franz. He was caught. He swore that hehad crossed the line before, as doubtless he had. But there was now asort of quiet feud between him and the rest aboard. So in a tumblingheap, they at last bore him over. He fought and shrieked. And because hedid not submit and take the ceremony good-naturedly, he was treatedrather roughly.

My certificate of initiation was handed me formally and solemnly. It wasa semi-legal florid document, sealed with a bit of rope and tar. Itcertified that I had crossed the line. The witnesses were "TheMainmast," "The Mizzen Mast," and other inanimate ship's parts andobjects....

"Keep this," said Sailmaker, as he handed it to me, "as evidence thatyou have already crossed the line, and you will never be shaved with tarand a wooden razor again. You are now a full-fledged son of Neptune."

On a ship at sea where the work to do never ends, it is a serious matterif one of the crew does not know his work, or fails to hold up his end.That means that there is so much more work to be done by the others.

Franz deliberately shirked. And, as far as I could see, he purposelygot in bad with the mates, under whom he had approximately sixty daysmore of pulling and hauling, going up aloft, scrubbing, and chipping todo. I was puzzled at the steadfast, deliberate malingering of the man.The crew all hated him, too. I have seen the man at the wheeldeliberately deflect the ship from its course, in order to bring thewind against the mutineer's belly, hoping to have him blown overboardwhile he was running aloft....

And one night, in the forecastle, someone hurled a shoe at him. A blowso savagely well-aimed, that when he came running aft, howling with pain(for, for all his obstinacy, he seemed to lack courage)—to complain ofthe outrage, to Schantze—his eye popped out so far that it seemed as ifleaping out of its socket! It was ghastly and bloody like a butcheredheart.

Later, I asked the sailors why this had been done to Franz. And Klumpfsaid—

"We had a scuffle over something. We were all taking it friendly ... andFranz bit Klaus through the hand, almost ... then someone threw a shoeand hit him in the eye"....

In about a week, after his eye had healed just a little, I drew Franzapart. We sat down together on the main hatch. I was worried about him.I did not understand him. I was sorry for him.

"Look here, Franz ... don't you know you might get put clean out ofbusiness if you keep this mutiny of one up much longer? You can't whip awhole ship's crew."

"I don't want to whip a whole ship's crew."

"The captain had to have another man in a hurry, you know ... but he'sreally willing to give you decent treatment."

"Did the captain send you to tell me this?"

"Of course not ... only I'm sorry for you."

Franz gave me a broad, inexplicable wink. He smiled grotesquely—fromswollen lips made more grotesque because of a recent punch in the mouth"Sailmaker" had fetched him....

"Don't trouble yourself about me. I know what I'm doing, my boy."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that, as soon as I came out of my drunk, and found myselfshanghaied, I wanted them to ill-treat me ... there's a Sailors' AidSociety at Sydney, you know!"

"What good will the Sailors' Aid Society do you?"

"You just wait and see what good it will do me!"

"Nonsense, Franz! The captain's willing to pay you off at Sydney."

"Pay me off, eh? Yes, and the old boy will pay me handsome damages,too!... the sentimental old ladies that have nothing else to do butbefriend the poor abused sailor, will see to it that I find justice inthe courts there."

"You have a good case against the captain as it is, then. Why don't youturn to and behave and be treated decently?"

"No," he replied, with a curious note of strength in his voice, "theworse I'm treated the more damages I can collect. I'm going to make it areal case of brutal treatment before I leave this old tub."

"But they—they'll—they might kill you!"

"Not much ... those days are about gone ... for a man who knows how tohandle himself, as I do....

"Well, let us thank God," he finished, "for the Sailors' Aid Society andthe dear old maids at Sydney!"

I walked off, thinking. Franz had sworn me not to tell. Yet I wastempted to. It would get me in right with Captain Schantze.

We shaped to the Cape of Good Hope with great, southern jumps. We werestriking far south for the strong, steady winds.

"There was a damned English ship, the Lord Summerville, that left NewYork about the same time we did ... she's a sky-sailer ... we mustn'tlet her beat us into Sydney."

"Why not, Captain?"

"An Englishman beat a German!" the captain spat, "fui! We're going tobeat England yet at everything ... already we're taking theirworld-trade away from them ... and some day we'll beat them at sea andon land, both."

"In a war, sir?"

"Yes, in a war ... in a great, big war! It will have to come to that,Johann, my boy."

The cook's opinion on the same subject was illuminating.

He told me many anecdotes which tended to prove that even England'scolonies were growing tired of her arrogance: he related droll storiestold him by Colonials about the Queen ... obscene and nasty they were,too.

"Catch a German talking that way about the Kaiserin!"

The old cook couldn't realize a peculiarity of the Anglo-Saxontemperament—that those they rail against and jibe at they love themost!

Off the Tristan da Cunha Islands we ran head-on into a terrific storm... one that lasted forty-eight hours or more, with rushing, screamingwinds, and steady, stinging blasts of sleet that came thick insuccessions of driving, grey cloud.

It was then that we lost overboard a fine, handsome young Saxon, oneGottlieb Kampke:

Five men aloft ... only four came down ... Kampke was blown overboardoff the footrope that ran under the yard, as he stood there hauling inon the sail. For he was like a young bull in strength; and, scorning, inhis strength, the tearing wind, he used to heave in with both hands ...not holding fast at all, no matter how hard the wind tore.

It was all that the ship herself could do, to live. Already twolifeboats had been bashed in. And the compass stanchioned on the bridgehad gone along with a wave, stanchions and all.

There was no use trying to rescue Gottlieb Kampke. Besides, he would bedead as soon as he reached the water, in such a boiling sea, the captainsaid to me.

The melancholy cry, "Man overboard!" ...

I took oath that if I ever reached home alive, I would never go to seaagain. If I just got home, alive, I would be willing even to tie upbrown parcels in grocery cord, for the rest of my life, to sweep out astore day after day, regularly and monotonously, in safety!...

The captain saw me trembling with a nausea of fear. And, with the windsbooming from all sides, the deck as slippery as the body of a live eel,he gave me a shove far out on the slant of the poop. I sped in the greydrive of sleet clear to the rail. The ship dipped under as a huge wavesmashed over, all fury and foam, overwhelming the helmsman and bearingdown on me....

It was miraculous that I was not swept overboard.

After that, strangely, I no longer feared, but enjoyed a quickening ofpulse. And I gladly took in the turns in the rope as the men sang andheaved away ... waves would heap up over us. We would hold tight till weemerged again. Then again we would shout and haul away.

"It's all according to what you grow used to," commented the captain.

By the time I was beginning to look into the face of danger as into amother's face, the weather wore down. The ocean was still heavy withrunning seas, but we rode high and dry.

Unlucky Kampke!

His shipmates bore his dunnage aft, for the captain to take in charge.And, just as in melodramas and popular novels, a picture of afair-haired girl was found at the bottom of his sea-chest, together withone of his mother ... his sweetheart and his mother....

Depositions were taken down from his forecastle mates, as to his goingoverboard, and duly entered into the log ... and the captain wrote aletter to his mother, to be mailed to her from Sydney.

For a day we were sad. An imminent sense of mortality hung over us.

But there broke, the next morning, a clear sky of sunshine and an openthough still yesty sea—and we sang, and became thoughtless and gayagain.

"Yes," sighed the cook, "I wish it had been Franz instead of Gottlieb.Gottlieb was such a fine fellow, and Franz is such a son of a ——."

... I have left something out.

At the beginning of the voyage Captain Schantze housed a flock of twodozen chickens in a coop under the forecastle ... in order to insurehimself of fresh eggs during the voyage....

And for fresh meat, he had a huge sow hauled aboard—to be killed lateron....

One morning, when I went forward to fetch the captain's and mates'breakfast, I found the cook all white and ghastly....

"What's the matter, Cook?"

"To-day's the day I've got to butcher the sow," he complained, "and I'dgive anything to have someone else do it ... I've made such a pet of herduring the voyage ... and she's so intelligent and affectionate ...she's decenter than lots of human beings I've met."

I kept to the cabin while the butchering was going on.

The cook, the next day, with tears streaming down his face, told me howtrusting the sow had been to the last moment....

"I'll never forget the look in her eyes when she realised what I haddone to her when I cut her throat."

"And I'll never be able to eat any of her. I'd throw it up as fast as itwent down ... much as I do like good, fresh pork."

The ship-boys, Karl and Albert, always stole the eggs, the captain wassure, as soon as they were laid, though he was never able to catch themat it.

"Run," he would shout hurriedly to me, "there! I hear the hens cackling.They've laid an egg."

I'd run. But there'd be no egg. Someone would have reached the nest,from the forecastle, before I did.

Because the eggs were always stolen as soon as laid, the captain decreedthe slaughter of the hens, too ... not a rooster among them ... the henswere frankly unhappy, because of this....

The last hen was to be slain. Pursued, she flew far out over the stillocean. Further and further she flew, keeping up her heavy body as if byan effort of will.

"Come back! Don't be such a damn fool!" I shouted in my excitement.

Everybody was watching when the chicken would light ... how long itcould keep up....

As soon as I shouted "come back!" the bird, as if giving heed to myexhortation, slowly veered, and turned toward the ship again. Everybodyhad laughed till they nearly sank on deck, at my naïve words.

Now a spontaneous cheer went up, as the hen slowly tacked and startedback....

It was still weather, but the ship was moving ahead....

"She won't make it!"

"She will!"

Another great shout. She lit astern, right by the wheel. Straightway shebegan running forward, wings spread in genuine triumph.

"Catch her!" shouted the mate.

Nobody obeyed him; they stood by laughing and cheering, till the henmade safety beneath the forecastle head.

She was spared for three days.

"If you ever tell the captain on us," First Mate Miller threatened, ashe and the second mate stood over a barrel of Kümmel, mixing hot waterwith it, to fill up for what they had stolen, "if you ever tell, I'llsee that you go overboard—by accident ... when we clear for Iqueque,after we unload at Sydney."

"Why should I tell? It's none of my business!"

I had come upon them, as they were at work. The cook had sent me intothe store-room for some potatoes.

Miller, the first mate, was quite fat and bleary-eyed. He used to goabout sweating clear through his clothes on warm days. At such times Icould detect the faint reek of alcohol coming through his pores. It's awonder Schantze didn't notice it, as I did.

Sometimes, at meals, the captain would swear and say, sniffing at theedge of his glass, "What's the matter with this damned brandy ... ittastes more like water than a good drink of liquor."

As he set his glass down in disgust, the mates would solemnly andhypocritically go through the same operation, and express their wonderwith the captain's.

Finally one of the latter would remark sagely, "they always try to palmoff bad stuff on ships."

In spite of my fear of the mates, I once had to stuff a dirty dish-ragdown my mouth to keep from laughing outright. The greasy rag made me gagand almost vomit.

"And what's the matter with you?" inquired Schantze, glaring into thepantry at me, while the two mates also glowered, for a different reason.

"You skinny Yankee," said the captain, taking me by the ear, ratherpainfully, several days after that incident, "I'm sure someone'sdrinking my booze. Could it be you, in spite of all your talk about notdrinking? You Anglo-Saxons are such dirty hypocrites."

"Indeed, no, sir,—it isn't me."

"Well, this cabin's in your care, and so is the storeroom. You keep awatch-out and find out for me who it is.... I don't think its Miller orthe second mate ... it must be either the cook or that old rogue of asailmaker....

"Or it might be some of the crew," he further speculated, "but anyhow,it's your job to take care of the cabin, as I said before....

"Remember this—all sailors are thieves, aboard ship, if the chance totake anything good to eat or drink comes their way."

I promised to keep a good look-out.

On the other hand....

"Mind you keep your mouth shut ... and don't find things so damnedfunny, neither," this from the first mate, early one morning, as Iscrubbed the floors. He stirred my posteriors heavily with a bootedfoot, in emphasis.

The sea kicked backward in long, speedy trails of foam, lacing thesurface of a grey-green waste of waves....

When I had any spare time, I used to lie in the net under the bowsprit,and read. From there I could look back on the entire ship as it sailedahead, every sail spread, a magnificent sight.

One day, as I lay there, reading Shelley, or was it my Vergil that I waspuzzling out line by line, with occasional glances at the great shipseeming to sail into me—myself poised outward in space—

There came a great surge of water. I leaped up in the net, bouncinglike a circus acrobat. My book fell out of my hand into the sea.

I looked up, and saw fully half the crew grinning down at me. The matestood over me. A bucket that still dripped water in his hand showed mewhere the water had come from.

"Come up out of there! The captain's been bawling for you for half anhour ... we thought you'd gone overboard."

I came along the net, drenched and forlorn.

"What in hell were you doing down there?"

"I—I was thinking," I stammered.

"He was thinking," echoed the mate scornfully. "Well, thinking willnever make a sailor of you."

Boisterous laughter.

"After this do your thinking where we can find you when you're wanted."

As I walked aft, the mate went with me pace for pace, poking more fun atme. To which I dared not answer, as I was impelled, because he wasstrong and I was very frail ... and always, when on the verge of danger,or a physical encounter, the memory of my Uncle Lan's beatings would nowcrash into my memory like an earthquake, and render my resolution andsinews all a-tremble and unstrung.

I was of a mind to tell the captain who was drinking his liquor—buthere again I feared, and cursed myself for fearing.

When the mate told him of where he had found me, at last—what he haddone—what I had said—Schantze laughed....

But, later on, he sympathised with me and unexpectedly remarked:

"Johann, how can you expect a heavy-minded numbskull like Miller tounderstand!"

Then, laughing, he seized me by the ear—his usual gesture of fondnessfor me—

"Remember me if you ever write a book about this voyage, and don't giveme too black a name! I'm not so bad, am I, eh?"

The Australian coast had lain blue across the horizon for several days.

"Watch me to-morrow!" whispered Franz cryptically to me as he strolledlazily by....

Next day, around noon, I heard a big rumpus on the main deck, I hurriedup from the cabin.

There lay Franz, sprawled on his back like a huge, lazy dog, and themate was shaking his belly with his foot on top of it, just as one playswith a dog ... but to show he was not playing, he delivered theprostrate form of the sailor a swift succession of kicks in the ribs....

"You won't work any longer, you say?"

"No."

"I'll kick your guts out."

"Very well."

"Stand on your feet like a man."

"What for? You'll only knock me down again!" and Franz grinned comicallyand grotesquely upward, through the gap in his mouth where two of histeeth had been punched out earlier in the voyage.

It was easy to see that Franz's curious attitude of non-resistance hadthe mate puzzled what to do next. All the sailors indulged in furtivelaughter. None of them had a very deep-rooted love for Miller, and, forthe first time, they rather sympathised with the man who had beenshanghaied ... some of them even snickered audibly ... and straightwaygrew intent on their work....

Miller turned irritably on them. "And what's the matter with you!"...

"Bring him up here!" shouted Captain Schantze.

Four sailors picked Franz up and carried him, unresisting, bumping hisback on the steps as he sagged like a sack half full of flour....

"Here! I've had about enough of this!" cried the captain, furious, "tiehim to the rail again!..."

"Now, we'll leave you there, on bread and water, till you say you'llwork."

"What does it matter what you do," sauced Franz; "we'll be in port infour days ... and then you'll see what I'll do!"

"What's that?" cried the captain. Then catching an inkling of Franz'sscheme, he hit the man a quick, hard blow in the mouth with his clenchedfist.

"Give him another!" urged the mate.

But the captain's rage was over, though Franz sent him a bold, mockinglaugh, even as the blood trickled down in a tiny red stream from wherehis mouth had, been struck.

I never saw such courage of its kind.

They left him there for ten hours. But he stood without a sign ofexhaustion or giving in. And they untied him. And let him loose.

And, till we hove to at Dalghety's Wharf, in Sydney Harbour, unnoticed,Franz, the Alsace-Lorrainer, roamed the boat at will, like a passenger.

"Wait till I get on shore ... this little shanghaiing party of thecaptain's will cost him a lot of hard money," he said, in a low voice,to me,—standing idly by, his hands in his pockets, while I was bendingover the brass on the bridge railing, polishing away.

"But they've nearly killed you, Franz ... will it be worth it?"

"All I can say is I wish they'd use me rougher."

"You know, Franz, I'm not a bit sorry for you now ... I was at first."

"That so?... I don't need anybody to be sorry for me. In a week or so,when I have won my suit against the captain through the Sailors' AidSociety, I'll be rolling in money ... then you can be sorry for thecaptain."

Sydney Harbour ... the air alive with sunlight and white flutterings ofsea gulls a-wing ... alive with pleasure boats that leaned here and yonon white sails.

Now that we were safe in harbour, I hesitated whether to run away orcontinue with the ship. For I had signed on to complete the voyage, viaIqueque, on the West Coast of South America, to Hamburg ... I hesitated,I say, because, on shipboard, you're at least sure of food and a placeto sleep....

Karl and I had been set to work at giving the cabin a thoroughoverhauling. We fooled away much of our time looking into the captain'scollections of erotic pictures and photographs ... and his obscene booksin every language.

And we discovered under the sofa-seat that was built against the side, agreat quantity of French syrups and soda waters. So we spent quite alittle of our time in mixing temperance drinks for ourselves.

Cautiously I spoke to the cook about what Karl and I were doing. For heknew, of course, that I knew of his marauding ... and of the mates' andsailmaker's ... so it was safe to tell him.

"You'd better be careful," the cook admonished me.

"But what could Captain Schantze want with so many bottles of syrup andsoda water aboard?"

"The English custom's officer who comes aboard here is an old friend ofSchantze's, and a teetotaler ... so the captain always treats him tosoda water."

"But Karl and I have drunk it all up already," I confessed slowly.

"You'll both catch a good hiding then when he calls for it and findsthere is none."

The next day the customs man came aboard.

"Have a drink, Mr. Wollaston?" Schantze asked him.

"Yes, but nothing strong," for probably the tenth occasion came theanswer.

Then offhandedly, the captain—as if he had not, perhaps, said the samething for ten previous voyages: "I have some fine French soda water andsyrup in my private locker, perhaps you'd like some of that, Mr.Wollaston?"

Mr. Wollaston, whose face and nose was so ruddy and pimply anyone wouldtake him for a toper, answers: "Yes, a little of that Won't do any harm,Captain!"

"Karl!—Johann!" We had been listening, frightened, to the colloquy. Wecame out, trembling.

"Look under the cushions in my cabin ... bring out some of the syrup andsoda water you find there."

"Very well, sir!"

We both hurried in ... stood facing each other, too scared to laugh atthe situation. The captain had a heavy hand—and carried a heavy canewhen he went ashore. He had the cane with him now.

After a long time: "You tell him there is none," whispered Karl.

"Well, what's wrong in there?" cried Schantze impatiently.

"We can't find a single bottle, sir!" I repeated, louder.

"What? Come out here! Speak louder! What did you say?"

"We can't find a single bottle, sir!" I murmured, almost inaudibly.

Then Karl, stammering, reinforced me with, "There are a lot of emptybottles here, sir!"

"What does this mean? Every voyage for years I have had soda and Frenchsyrup in my locker for Mr. Wollaston."

"Oh, don't mind me," deprecated the little customs man, at the same timeas furious as his host.

Karl had already began to blubber in anticipation of the whipping due.The captain laid his heavy cane on everywhere. The boy fell at his feet,bawling louder, less from fear than from the knowledge that hisabjectness would please the captain's vanity and induce him to let upsooner.

"Now you come here!" Schantze beckoned me.

He raised the cane at me. But, to my own surprise, something brave andstrange entered into me. I would not be humiliated before a countrymanof my mother's, that was what it was!

I looked the captain straight in the eye.

"Sir, I did not do it, and I won't be whipped!"

"Wha-at!" ejacul*ted Schantze, astonished at my novel behaviour.

"I didn't touch the syrup." Karl looked at me, astonished andincredulous at my audacity, through his tear-stained face.

The captain stepped back from me.

I must be telling the truth to be behaving so differently.

"Get to your bunk then!" he commanded.

I obeyed.

"Who is he?" ... I heard the little customs man ask the skipper; "hedoesn't talk like an Englishman."

"He isn't. He just a damn-fool Yankee boy I picked up in New York."

They had rounded Franz up and locked him away. The captain wasdetermined to frustrate his little scheme for reimbursem*nt, which hehad by this time guessed.

I lie. I must tell the truth in these memoirs.

I had told on him.

But my motive was only an itch to see what would then take place. Butwhen I saw that the issue would be an obvious one: that he would merelybe spirited forth to sea again, and this time, forced to work, I felta little sorry for the man. At the same time, I admit I wanted toobserve the denouement myself, of his case ... and as I now intended todesert the ship, it would have to take place in Sydney.

So, on the second night of Franz's incarceration, when nearly everybodywas away on shore-leave, I took the captain's bunch of keys, and I letthe shanghaied man, the mutineer, the man from Alsace-Lorraine—out!

It was not a very dark night. Franz stole along like a rat till hereached the centre of the dock. There he gave a great shout of defiance... why, I learned later....

The Lord Summerville, which had, after all, beat us in by two days,despite Captain Schantze's boast, was lying on the other side of ourdock. And her mate and several sailors thus became witnesses of whathappened.

The shout brought, of course, our few men who remained on watch, ondeck, and over on the dock after Franz ... who allowed himself to becaught ... the dock was English ground ... the ship was German ... agood point legally, as the canny Franz had foreseen.

His clothes were almost torn from his body.

Miller accidentally showed up, coming back from shore. And he joined in.

"Come back with us, you verfluchte Alsatz-Lothringer."

The Englishmen from the Lord Summerville now began calling out, "Lethim alone!" and "I say, give the lad fair play!"

Some of them leaped down on the dock in a trice.

"Who the hell let him out?" roared the mate.

I stood on deck, holding my breath, and ready to bolt in case Franzbetrayed me. But nevertheless my blood was running high and happy overthe excitement I had caused by unlocking the door.

"No one let me out. I picked the lock. Will that suit you?" lied Franz,protecting me.

"What's the lad been and done?" asked the mate of the LordSummerville.

"I was shanghaied in New York," put in Franz swiftly, "and I demandEnglish justice."

"And you shall get it, my man!" answered the mate proudly, "for you havebeen assaulted on English ground, as I'll stand witness."

A whistle was blown. Men came running. Soon Franz was outside thejurisdiction of Germany.

The next day Captain Schantze stalked about, hardly speaking to Miller.He was angry and laid the blame at the latter's door.

"Miller, why in the name of God didn't you guard that fellow better? AnEnglish court ... you know what they'll do to us!"

Miller spread his hands outward, shrugged his shoulders expressively,remained in silence. The two mates and the captain ate the rest of theirsupper in a silence that bristled.

The ship was detained for ten days more after its cargo had beenunloaded.

At the trial, during which the "old maids" and The Sailors' Aid Societycame to the fore, Captain Schantze roared his indignant best—so much sothat the judge warned him that he was not on his ship but on Englishground....

Franz got a handsome verdict in his favour, of course.

And for several days he was seen, rolling drunk about the streets, byour boys, who now looked on him as a pretty clever person.

It was my time to run away—if I ever intended to. Within the next dayor so we were to take on coal for the West Coast. We were to load downso heavily, the mate, who had conceived a hatred of me, informed me,that even in fair weather the scuppers would be a-wash. Significantly headded there would be much danger for a man who was not liked aboard acertain ship ... by the mates ... much danger of such a person's beingwashed overboard. For the waves, you know, washed over the deck of soheavily loaded a ship at will.

On the Lord Summerville was a mad Pennsylvania boy who had, likemyself, gone to sea for the first time ... but he had had no uncle tobeat timidity into him ... and he had dared ship as able seaman on thebig sky-sailed lime-juicer, and had gloriously acquitted himself.

He was a tall, rangy young bullock of a lad. He could split any doorwith his fist. He liked to drink and fight. And he liked women in thegrog-house sense.

One of his chief exploits had been the punching of the second mate inthe jaw when both were high a-loft. Then he had caught him about thewaist, and held him till he came to, to keep him from falling. The matehad used bad language at him.

Hoppner had worked from the first as if he had been born to the sea.

He and I met in a saloon. The plump little barmaid had made him what shecalled, "A man's drink," while me she had served contemptuously with aginger ale.

Hoppner boasted of his exploits. I, of mine.

"I tell you what, Gregory, since we're both jumping ship here, let's bepals for awhile and travel together."

"I'm with you, Hoppner."

"And why jump off empty-handed, since we are jumping off?"

"What is it you're driving at?"

"There ought to be a lot of loot on two boats!"

"Suppose we get caught?" I asked cautiously.

"Anybody that's worth a damn will take a chance in this world. Aren'tyou game to take a chance?"

"Of course I'm game."

"Well, then, you watch your chance and I'll watch mine. I'll hook intoeverything valuable that's liftable on my ship and you tend to yours inthe same fashion."

We struck hands in partnership, parted, and agreed to meet at thewharf-gate the next night, just after dark, he with his loot, I withmine.

I spent the morning of the following day prospecting. I had seen thecaptain put the ship's money for the paying of the crew in a drawer, andturn the key.

But first, with a curious primitive instinct, I fixed on a small ham anda loaf of rye bread as part of the projected booty, in spite of the factthat, if I but laid hands on the ship's money, I would have quite alarge sum.

It was the piquaresque romance of what I was about to do that moved me.The romance of the deed, not the possession of the objects stolen, thatappealed to my imagination. I pictured my comrade and myself goingoverland, our swag on our backs, eluding pursuit ... and joining withthe natives in some far hinterland. I would be a sort of Jonathan Wildeplus a François Villon.

Before the captain returned I had surveyed everything to my satisfaction... after supper the captain and the two mates left for shore again.

Now was the time. I searched the captain's old trousers and found theship's keys there. They were too bulky to carry around with him.

The keys seemed to jangle like thunder as I tried them one after theother on the drawer where I had seen him put away the gold.

I heard someone coming. I started to whistle noisily, and to polish thecaptain's carpet slippers! ... it was only someone walking on deck ...The last key was, dramatically, the right one. The drawer opened ... butit was empty! I had seen the captain—the captain had also seen me. NowI started to take anything I could lay my hands on.

I snatched off the wall two silver-mounted cavalry pistols, a presentfrom his brother to Schantze. I added a bottle of kümmel to the ham andthe rye bread. The kümmel a present for Hoppner.

Then, before leaving the Valkyrie forever, I sat down to think ifthere were not something I might do to show my contempt for Miller.There were many things I could do, I found.

In the first place, I took a large sail-needle and some heavy-thread andI sewed two pairs of his trousers and two of his coats up the middle ofthe legs and arms, so he couldn't put them on, at least right away. Ipicked up hammer and nails and nailed his shoes and sea-boots securelyto the middle of his cabin floor. Under his pillow I found a full flaskof brandy. I emptied half ... when I replaced it, it was full again. ButI had not resorted to the brandy cask to fill it.

The apprehension that I might be come upon flagrante delictu gave me ashiver of apprehension. But it was a pleasurable shiver. I enjoyed themalicious wantonness of my acts, and my prospective jump into theunknown ... all the South Seas waited for me ... all the world!

But, though every moment's delay brought detection and danger nearer, Ifound time for yet one more stroke. With a laughable vision of Schantzesmashing Miller all over the cabin, I wrote and left this note pinned onthe former's pillow:

Dear Captain:—

By the time you read this letter I will be beyond your reach (then out of the instant's imagination ... I had not considered such a thing hitherto). I am going far into the interior and discover a gold mine. When I am rich I shall repay you for the cavalry pistols which I am compelled to confiscate in lieu of my wages, which I now forfeit by running away, though entitled to them.

You have been a good captain and I like you.

As for Miller, he is beneath my contempt. It was he who drank all your wines, brandies, and whiskies ... the sailmaker is to answer for your beer. The second mate has been in on this theft of your liquors, too (I left the cook out because he had been nice to me).

Good-bye, and good luck.

Your former cabin boy, and, though you may not believe me, always your well-wisher and friend,

JOHN GREGORY.

I left what I had stolen bundled up in my blanket. I walked forwardnonchalantly to see if anyone was out to observe me. I discovered thesandy-haired Blacksmith, Klumpf, sitting on the main hatch. I saw that Icould not pass him with my bundle without strategy. The strategy Iemployed was simple.

I drew him a bottle of brandy. I gave it to him. After he had drawn along drink I told him I was running away from the ship. He laughed andtook another drink. I passed him with my bundle. He shouted good-bye tome.

Before I had gone by the nose of the old ship, who should I run into butKlaus, coming back from a spree. He was pushing along on all fours likean animal, he was so drunk ... good, simple Klaus, whom I liked. I laiddown my bundle, risking capture, while I helped him to the deck. Hestopped a moment to pat the ship's side affectionately as if it were aliving friend, or nearer, a mother.

"Gute alte Valkyrie!.. gute alte Valkyrie!" he murmured.

Safe so far. At the outside of the dock-gate Hoppner waited my arrival.He was interested in the kümmel, and in the pistols, which werepawnable.

He had been more daring than I. He had tried to pick his captain'spocket of a gold watch while the latter slept. But every time he reachedfor it the captain stirred uneasily. He would have snatched it anyhow,but just then his first mate stepped into the cabin ... "and I hid tillthe mate went out again."

"And what then?"

"I picked up a lot of silverware the captain had for show occasions ...that I found, rummaging about."

"And him there sleeping?"

"Why not?"

"I found four revolvers that belonged to the mates and captain. I putthem all in one bundle and chucked them into a rowboat over the ship'sside. And now we must go back to your boat—"

"To my boat?" I asked, amazed.

"Yes" (I had told him how nearly I had missed our ship-money).

"To your boat, and ransack the cabin till we locate that coin."

"That's too risky."

"Hell, take a chance, can't you?"

That's what Hoppner was always saying as long as we travelled together:"Hell, take a chance."

But when I began telling him with convulsive laughter, of the revenge Ihad taken on the mate ... and also how I had thrown all the keysoverboard, Hoppner, instead of joining in with my laughter, struck atme, not at all playfully, "What kind of damn jackass have I joined upwith, anyhow," he exclaimed. "Now it won't be any use going back, you'vethrown the keys away and we'd make too great a racket, breaking openthings...."

He insisted, however, on going back to his own boat, sliding down to therowboat, and rowing away with the loot he had cast into it. We had nosooner reached the prow of the Lord Summerville than we observedpeople bestirring themselves on board her more than was natural.

"Come on, now we'll beat it. They're after me."

Hoppner had also brought a blanket. We went "humping bluey" as swagmen,as the tramp is called in Australia.

The existence of the swagman is the happiest vagrant's life in theworld. He is usually regarded as a bona fide seeker for work, and foodis readily given him for the asking. Unlike the American hobo, he isgiven his food raw, and is expected to cook it himself. So he carrieswhat he calls a "tucker bag" to hold his provisions; also, almost moreimportant—his "billy can" or tea-pot....

Hoppner and I acquired the tea-habit as badly as the rest of theAustralian swagmen. Every mile or so the swagman seems to stop, build afire, and brew his draught of tea, which he makes strong enough to takethe place of the firiest swig of whiskey. I've seen an old swagman boilhis tea for an actual half-hour, till the resultant concoction was asthick and black as New Orleans molasses. With such continual draughts oftea, only the crystalline air, and the healthy dryness of the climatekeeps them from drugging themselves to death.

"Tea ain't any good to drink unless you can put a stick straight up init, and it can stand alone there," joked an old swagman, who had invitedus to partake of a hospitable "billy-can" with him.

We had long, marvellous talks with different swagmen, as we slowlysauntered north to Newcastle....

We heard of the snakes of Australia, which workmen dug up in torpidwrithing knots, in the cold weather ... of native corrobories which oneold informant told us he had often attended, where he procured nativewomen or "gins" as they called them, for a mere drink of whiskey or gin... "that's why they calls 'em 'gins'" he explained ... (wrong, for"gin" or a word of corresponding sound is the name for "woman" in manynative languages in the antipodes)....

The azure beauty of those days!... tramping northward with nothing inthe world to do but swap stories and rest whenever we chose, aboutcampfires of resinous, sweetly smelling wood ... drinking and drinkingthat villainous tea.

In Australia the law against stealing rides on freights is strictlyenforced. The tramp has always to walk—to the American tramp this is atfirst a hardship, but you soon grow to like it ... you learn to enjoythe wine in the air, the fragrance of the strange trees that shed barkinstead of leaves, the noise of scores of unseen Waterfalls in the hillsof New South Wales.

The morning that the little sea-port of Newcastle lay before us, I feltas if I had been on tour through a strange world. For the first time thestory-books of my youth had come true.

But Hoppner rose from the camp fire that we'd been sleeping by,stretched, and remarked, "now, thank Christ, I'll be able to find a goodseat in a pub again, just like in Sydney, and all the booze I can drink.We can go to some sailors' boarding house here, tell them we want toship out, and they'll furnish us with the proper amount of drinks andtake care of us, all hunky dory, till they find us a berth on ship ...of course they'll be well paid for their trouble ... two months' advancepay handed over to them by the skipper ... but that won't bother me abit."

From the hill on which we lay encamped we saw all the ships in theharbour. I no longer feared the sea. Your true adventurer forgets dangerand perils experienced as a woman forgets the pangs of childbirth.

We met a sailor on the street, who, though at first a stranger, soonbecame our friend and, with the quick hospitality of the sea, steered usto a pub known as the Green Emerald, bought us drinks, and introduced usto Mother Conarty, the proprietress.

"I'll ship ye out all right, but where's your dunnage?"

We confessed that we had run away from our ships down at Sydney.

The old sailor had spoken of Mother Conarty as rough-mannered, but awoman with "a good, warm heart."

She proved it by taking us in to board, with no dunnage for her to holdas security.

"Oh, they're good lads, I'm sure," vouched our sailor-friend, speakingof us as if we had been forecastle mates of his for twenty voyages onend ... the way of the sea!

Now Mother Conarty was not stupid. She was a great-bodied, jollyIrishwoman, but she possessed razor-keen, hazel eyes that narrowed on usa bit when she first saw us. But the woman in her soon hushed herpassing suspicions. For Hoppner was a frank-faced, handsome lad, withwide shoulders and a small waist like a girl's. It was Hoppner's goodlooks took her in. She gave us a room together.

There was a blowsy cheeked bar-maid, Mother Conarty's daughter. Sheknew well how to handle with a few sharp, ironic remarks anyone whotried to "get fresh" with her ... and if she couldn't, there were plentyof husky sailormen about, hearty in their admiration for the resolute,clean girl, and ready with mauling fists.

"Mother Conarty's proud o' that kid o' hers, she is."

"And well she may be!"

"I've been thinkin' over you b'yes, an' as ye hain't no dunnage wit' ye,I'm thinkin' ye'll be workin' fer yer board an' room."

"We're willing enough, mother," I responded, with a sinking of theheart, while Hoppner grimaced to me, behind her back.

We scrubbed out rooms, and the stairs, the bar, behind the bar, therooms back and front, where the sailors drank. We earned our board androom ... for a few days.

At the Green Emerald I met my first case of delirium tremens. And it wasa townsman who had 'em, not a sailor. The townsman was well-dressed andwell-behaved—at first ... but there lurked a wild stare in his eye thatwas almost a glaze ... and he hung on the bar and drank and drank anddrank. It apparently had no effect on him, the liquor that he took.

"Say, but you're a tough one," complimented Molly.

But it began in the afternoon. He picked up a stray dog from the floorand began kissing it. And the dog slavered back, returning hisaffection. Then he dropped the dog and began picking blue monkeys offthe wall ... wee things, he explained to us ... that he could holdbetween thumb and forefinger ... only there were so many of them ...multitudes of them ... that they rather distressed him ... they carriedthe man away in an ambulance.

Hoppner and I tired of the ceaseless scrubbing. One day we simply walkedout of the Green Emerald and never showed up again. Hoppner stayed on intown.

I found that the Valkyrie had run up from Sydney to coal at Newcastle,for the West Coast. I thought that in this case a little knowledge wasnot a dangerous thing, but a good thing, as long as I confined thatknowledge to myself. I knew that the Valkyrie was there. It was notnecessary that the officers of the boat should know I was there ...which I wasn't, for I turned south, my swag on my back, and made Sydneyagain.

In Sydney and "on the rocks," that is with nothing to eat and no placeto sleep but outdoors.

Of course I couldn't keep away from the ships. I arrived at the CircularQuay. I ran into the Sailors' Mission. They were serving tea and havinga prayer-meeting. I wandered in.

A thin, wisplike man, timid, in black, but very gentlemanly, made meheartily welcome. Not with that obnoxious, forced heartiness sky-pilotsthink the proper manner to affect in dealing with sailors, but in ahuman way genuinely felt.

After a service of hearty singing, he asked me if he could help me inany way.

"I suppose you can. I'm on the rocks bad."

He gave me all the cakes to eat which were left over from the tea. And acouple of shillings beside.

"I wonder if there's anything else I can do?"

"Yes, I'm a poet," I ventured, "and I'd like to get Chaucer'sCanterbury Tales to read again." I said this as much to startle theman as really meaning it. I can go so long without reading certainpoets, and after that I starve for them as the hungry starve for food. Iwas hungry for Chaucer.

Such a request, coming from a youth almost in rags, impressed thesky-pilot so deeply that he insisted on giving me a job pumping theorgan during services and a little room to sleep in at the mission. Whatis more, he lent me Skeats' edition of Chaucer, complete. And all thetime I was with him he proved a "good sport." He didn't take advantageof my dependence on him to bother me so very much about God.

He took it for granted that I was a Christian, since I never discussedreligion with him.

It began to grow wearisome, pumping an organ for a living. And I had fedmyself full on Chaucer.

I began to yawn, behind the organ, over the growing staleness of life ina sailors' mission. And also I was being pestered by a tall, frigid oldmaid in purples and blacks, who had fixed her eye on me as a heathen shemust convert.

"How'd you like a voyage to China?" the sky-pilot asked, one day.

Cathay ... Marco Polo ... Milton's description of the Chinese movingtheir wheelbarrows along the land by means of sails ... many poeticvisions marched across my mind at the question.

"I'd like to, right enough."

"Then here's a chance for you," and he handed me a copy of the Bulletin,pointing out an advertisem*nt for cattlemen on the steamboat, South SeaKing, about to take a cargo of steers from Queensland to Taku, provinceof Pechi-li, Northern China.

"What are they sending cattle away up there for?"

"Supplies for troops ... The Boxer outbreak, you know ... go down to thenumber given in the advertisem*nt, and I'm sure they'll sign you on ascattleman, if you want the job."

"All right. I'll go now."

"No," looking me over dubiously, "you'd better not go there or anywhereelse, in your present rig ... you're too ragged to apply even for suchwork ... hang around till morning, and I'll go home to-night and bringyou a decent coat, at least. Your coat is worse than your trousers ...though they are ravelled at the bottoms and coming through in the leftknee ... every time you take a step I can see a glint of white throughthe cloth, and," walking round me in a tour of inspection, "the seatmight break through at any moment." All this was said without a glint ofhumour in his eyes.

Next morning the sky-pilot came down very late. It was twelve. But hehad not forgotten me. "Here's the coat," and he solemnly unwrapped andtrailed before my astonished gaze a coat with a long, ministerial tail.I put it on. The tail came below the bend of my knees. I laughed. Thesky-pilot did not.

Finally he stepped back, cracked a solemn smile, and remarked, "You dolook rather odd!"

The intonation of his voice, his solemn almost deprecatory smile, set meoff and I laughed till the tears ran down my face.

"I say, what's so funny?"

"Me! I am!... in your long-tailed coat."

"If I was on the rocks like you I wouldn't see anything to laughabout."

At the shipping office, the place mentioned in the advertisem*nt, in thedimly lit, grey-paned room, there sat one lone, pasty-faced,old-youngish clerk on the traditional clerk's high stool. But he provedlively beyond his appearance.

"My God! do look who's here!" he exclaimed facetiously, and then,rapidly, without giving me room for a biting word in return, "no,there's no use now, my boy ... we took on all the cattlemen we needed byten o'clock this morning."

I walked away, disconsolate. I bore on my back my swagman's blanket. Inthe blanket I carried a change of shirts the sky-pilot had given me, arazor, a toothbrush, a Tennyson, and a Westcott and Hort's Greek NewTestament with glossary, that I had stolen from a bookstall in Sydney.

I found out where the dock was, nevertheless, where the men were loafingabout in groups, waiting to be taken out to the South Sea King ...which lay in the harbour.

At the entrance to the pier I met a powerful, chunky lad who was called"Nippers," he said. He, too, was going with the South Sea King ... notas a cattleman, but as stowaway. He urged me to stow away along withhim. And he gave me, unimaginatively, my name of "Skinny," which therest called me during the voyage.

We strolled up to the men and joined them.

"Hello, kids!"

"Hello, fellows! Are you the cattlemen for the South Sea King?"

"Right you are, my lad ... we are that!"

The men went on with their arguing. They were fighting the Boer War allover again with their mouths. Some of them had been in it. Many of themhad tramped in South Africa. They shouted violently, profanely, at eachother at the tops of their voices, contending with loud assertions andcounter-assertions, as if about to engage in an all-round fight.

Several personal altercations sprang up, the points of the debateforgotten ... I couldn't discover what it was about, myself ... onlythat one man was a fool ... another, a silly ass ... another, a bloodyliar!

The launch which was to carry them to the South Sea King at thismoment started nosing into the dock, on a turbulent zig-zag across theharbour; and the men forgot their quarrelling. It brought up at the footof a pile and made fast.

"Come on, Skinny," Nippers urged me aggressively, "it's front seats ornothing. Act as if you owned the boat." We thrust ahead of the othersand swarmed down the ladder ... heaping, swearing, horse-playing, thecattlemen filled the launch from stern to bow.

Nippers had been a professional stowaway since his tenth year. He hadgone all over the world in that fashion, he had informed me. He was nowsixteen. I was almost eighteen.

His six years of rough life with rough men had brought him to prematuremanhood, taught him to exhibit a saucy aplomb to everybody, to have athis finger-ends all the knockabout resourcefulness and impudence thatthe successful vagrant must acquire in order to live at all as anindividual....

We were the first on deck.

"Where are the cattlemen's bunks?" Nippers asked of an oiler who stood,nonchalant, somewhat contemptuous, looking over the side at theseething, vociferous cattlemen.

Not wasting a word on us, the oiler pointed aft over his shoulder, witha grimy thumb.

We found a dark entrance like the mouth to a cave, that led down below.In our hurry we lost our footing on the greasy ladder and tumbled allthe way to the bottom.

We had not time to rub our bruises. We plumped down and under the lowertier of bunks ... just in time ... the men came pouring downhelter-skelter ... the talking, arguing, voluble swearing, and obscenitywas renewed ... all we could see, from where we lay, was a confusion oflegs to the knee, moving about....

They settled down on the benches about the table. They slackened theirtalk and began smacking their lips over ship-biscuit, marmalade, andtea.

Still we lay in silence. The screw of the propeller had not startedyet. We dared not come out or we would be put ashore.

We were hungry. We could hear their tin plates clattering and clinkingas the cattlemen ate supper, and smell the smell of cornbeef and boiledpotatoes. Our mouths ran from hunger.

—"wish I had something to scoff, I'm starvin'," groaned Nippers, "butwe'll hafta lay low till the bloody tub pulls out or we'll get caughtan' dumped ashore."

Supper done with, the men were sitting about and smoking. They weresoon, however, summoned up on deck, by a voice that roared down to them,from above, filling their quarters with a gust of sound.

We were alone now, perhaps,—it was so still.

With an almost imperceptible slowness, Nippers thrust his head out, ascautiously as a turtle ... he emerged further.

He made a quick thrust of the arm for a platter of beef and potatoes,that stood, untouched, on the table ... someone coughed. We had thoughtwe were alone. Nippers jerked back. The tin came down with a clatter,first to the bench, then to the floor. A big friendly potato rolledunder to where we were. We seized on it, divided it, ate it.

Contrary to our conjecture, some of the men must have stayed below.Someone jumped out of a bunk.

"There's rats down here!"

"—mighty big rats, if you arsks me."

"It's not rats," and I could hear a fear in the voice that quavered thewords forth, "I tell you, buddy, this ship is haunted."

"—haunted!" boomed the voice of a man coming down the ladder, "you stopthis silly nonsense right now ... don't spread such talk as that ...it's stowaways!"

We saw a pair of legs to the knees again. We lay still, breathless. Awatch chain dangled down in a parabolic loop. Then followed a roundface, beef-red with stooping. It looked under apoplectically at us.

"Ah, me b'yes, c'm on out o' there!"

And out we came, dragged by the foot, one after the other, as I myselfin my childhood have pulled frogs out from a hole in a brook-bank.

"I've been hearing them for hours, Mister," spoke up the little,shrivelled, leathery-skinned West Indian negro, who spoke Englishwithout a trace of dialect, "and I was sure the place was haunted."

We stood before the captain, cap deferentially in hand.

But he looked like anything but a man in charge of a ship. He was short.In outward appearance, moreover, he was like a wax doll. He hadwaxen-white cheeks with daubs of pink as if they had been put there froma rouge pot. His hair was nicely scented, oiled, and patted down. Hissmall hands were white and perfectly manicured.

Nippers began to snicker openly at him. But the sharp variety andincisiveness of the oaths he vented at us, soon disabused us of anyopinion we might have held that he was sissified....

"What's wrong with you, you young —— —— —— —— you?" began thecaptain. The snicker died slowly from Nipper's lips, and in his facedawned an infinite, surprised respect....

Then, after he had subdued us:

"So you're stowaways, eh?... and you think you're going to be given afree ride to Brisbane and let go ashore, scot free?... not much! You'lleither go to jail there or sign up here, as cattlemen for the trip toChina—even though I can see that your mouths are still wet from yourmothers' tit*!" And he ended with a blasphemous flourish.

Nippers and I looked at each other in astonishment. Of course we wantedto sign on as cattlemen. No doubt some of the men hired at Sydney hadfailed to show up at the wharf.

The ship's book was pushed before us.

"Sign here!" I signed "John Gregory" with satisfaction. Nippers signedafter, laboriously.

"And now get aft with you, you ——!" cursed the captain, dismissing uswith a parting volley that beat about our ears.

"Gawd, but the skipper's a right man enough!" worshipped Nippers.

We hurried down the ladder to gobble up what was left of the cornbeefand potatoes.... Nippers looked up at me, with a hunk of beef stickingfrom his mouth, which he poked in with the butt-end of his knife...."Say, didn't the old man cuss wonderful, and him lookin' like such alady!"

There was plenty of work to do in the few days it took to reachBrisbane, where the cattle were to be taken aboard. The boat was anordinary tramp steamer, and we had to make an improvised cattleboat outof her. Already carpenters had done much to that effect by erectingenclosures on the top deck, the main deck, by putting up stalls in thehold. Every available foot was to be packed with the living flesh ofcattle.

We gave the finishing touches to the work, trying to make the boardingand scantling more solid—solid enough to withstand the plunging,lurching, and kicking of fear-stricken, wild Queensland steers unused tobeing cooped up on shipboard....

We had made fast to a dock down the Brisbane River, several miles outfrom Brisbane ... nearby stood the stockyards, with no cattle in themyet.

In a day's time of lusty heaving and running and hauling we had taken onthe bales of compressed fodder that were to feed the cattle for thetwenty-day trip to Taku, China.

Then the little, fiery, doll-like skipper made the tactical error ofpaying each man a couple of bob advance on his forthcoming wages.

In a shouting, singing mob we made for Brisbane, like schoolboys on aholiday.

Two shilling apiece wasn't much. But a vagabond can make a little silvergo far. And there are more friends to be found by men in such acondition, more good times to be had—of a sort—than a world held bymore proper standards can imagine.

In both brothel and pub the men found friends. There were other sailorsashore, there were many swagmen just in from the bush—some with"stakes" they had earned on the ranches out in the country ... and intheir good, simple hearts they were not averse to "standing treats."

As if by previous appointment, one by one we drifted together, wecattlemen of the South Sea King—we drifted together and found eachother in the fine park near the Queensland House of Parliament.

We had, all of us, already over-stayed our shore-leave by many hours.We grouped together in informal consultation as to what should bedone—should we go back to the ship or not?

"We might run into a typhoon ... with all them crazy cattle on board!"voiced one....

Nevertheless, perhaps because it was, after all, the line of leastresistance, because there regular meals awaited us, and a secure placeof sleep, by twos and threes we drifted back, down the long, hot, dustyroad, to where the South Sea King lay waiting for us ... the mate, thecaptain, and the cattle-boss furious at us for our over-stayedshore-leave....

The cattle had been there these many hours, bellowing and movingrestlessly in their land-pens, the hot sun blazing down upon them.

Our cattle-boss, it seems, knew all about the handling of his animals onland. But not on sea. When, the following morning, we started early,trying to drive the cattle on board ship, they refused to walk up therunway. In vain the boss strewed earth and sod along its course, to makeit seem a natural passage for them ... they rushed around and aroundtheir pens, kicking up a vast, white, choking dust,—snorting,bellowing, and throwing their rumps out gaily in sidelong gallopades ...all young Queensland steers; wild, but not vicious. Still full of thelife and strength of the open range....

Then we scattered bits of the broken bales of their prepared food, alongthe runway, to lure them ... a few were led aboard thus. But the captaincried with oaths that they didn't have time to make a coaxing-party ofthe job....

At last the donkey-engine was started, forward. A small cable was runthrough a block, and, fastened by their halters around their horns, oneafter the other the steers, now bellowing in great terror, their eyespopping for fear—were hoisted up in the air, poised on high, kicking,then swung down, and on deck.

You had to keep well from under each one as he descended, or suffer thebefouling consequences of his fear ... we had great laughter overseveral men who came within the explosive radius ... till the mate hiton the device of tying each beast's tail close before he was jerked upinto the air.

What a pandemonium ... shouting ... swearing ... whistles blowingsignals ... the chugging respiration of the labouring donkey-engine ...and then the attempted stampede of each trembling, fear-crazy animal assoon as he rose four-footed, on deck, after his ride through the sky....

The ship was crammed as full as Noah's ark. In the holds and on the maindeck stood the steers, in long rows....

On the upper deck, exposed to all the weather, were housed the moretractable sheep, who had, without objection, bleated their way aboarddocilely up the runway—behind their black ram ... that the cattle-bosshad to help on a bit, by pulling him the few first yards by his curlyhorns.

As we swam by in the fading day, a pale ghost of a moon was already up.Ghostly rows of knee-ing trees stood out like live things in theriver....

Under the night, off at sea, what with the mooing and baaing through allthe ship, it seemed like an absurd farmyard that had somehow got on theocean.

There were two quarters for the men ... a place under the forecastlehead, forward—as well as the after-quarters. Nippers and I had beenseparated—he staying aft, while I took up my bunk forward.

But the men on the boat, the few that stick in my memory as distinctpersonages:

There was the bloated, fat Scotch boy, whom we called just Fatty, asheepherder by calling. He had signed on for the trip, to take care ofthe sheep on the upper deck;

There was a weak, pathetic co*ckney, who died of sun-stroke;

The ex-jockey, a bit of a man with a withered left arm—made that wayfrom an injury received in his last race, when his mount fell on him;

There was the West Indian Negro, a woolly, ebony wisp of a creature, agreat believer in ghosts (he who thought we stowaways were ghosts whenwe hid under the bunk). The Irish cattle-boss gave him the job ofnight-watchman, "to break him of his superstitious silliness";

There was the big, black Jamaica cook ... as black as if he was polishedebony ... a fine, big, polite chap, whom everyone liked. He had a whitewife in Southampton (the sailors who had seen her said she was pretty... that the cook was true to her ... that she came down to the boat theminute the South Sea King reached an English port, they loved eachother so deeply!) ...

Then there was the giant of an Irishman ... who, working side by sidewith me in the hold, shovelling out cattle-ordure there with me,informed me that I looked as if I had consumption ... that I would notbe able to stand the terrific heat for many days without keeling over... but, his prediction came true of himself, not of me.

One morning, not many days out, the little West Indian watchman,bringing down the before-daylight coffee and ships-biscuits and rousingthe men, as was his duty,—found the big fellow, with whom he used tocrack cheery jokes, apparently sound asleep. The watchman shook him bythe foot to rouse him ... found his big friend stiff and cold.

The watchman let out a scream of horror that woke us right and proper,for that day....

The next day was Sunday. It was a still, religious afternoon.

We men ranged in two rows aft. The body had been sewn up in coarsecanvas, the Union Jack draped over it.

The captain, dapper in his gold-braided uniform, stood over the body asit lay on the plank from which it was to descend into the sea. In ahigh, clear voice he read that beautiful burial-service for the dead ...an upward tilt of the board in the hands of two brown-armed seamen, thebody flashed over the side, to swing feet-down, laden with shot, forinterminable days and nights, in the vast tides of the Pacific.

No one reached quickly enough. The Union Jack went off with the body,like a floral decoration flung after....

We drank the coffee brought to us before dawn, in grouchy, sleepy,monosyllabic silence. Immediately after, the cattle were to water andfeed ... and a hungry lot they were ... but despite their appetites,with each day, because of the excessive heat of the tropics, and theconfined existence that was theirs—such an abrupt transition from theopen range—they waxed thinner and thinner, acquired more of large-eyedmournfulness and an aspect of almost human suffering in their piteous,pleading faces....

If the big chap who succumbed to heart failure that night had lived afew days longer, he would have wondered still more at me or anyone elsesurviving a day's work in the hold.

For the thermometer ran up incredibly ... hotter and hotter it grew ...and down there in the hold we had to shovel out the excrement everymorning after breakfast. It was too infernal for even the prudishAnglo-Saxon souls of us to wear clothes beyond a breechclout, and shoes,to protect our feet from the harder hoof.

Our eyes stung and watered from the reek of the ammonia in thecattle-urine. What with the crowding, the bad air (despite the canvasventilators let down) and the sudden change from green pasturage to dry,baled food, most of the beasts contracted "the skitters." This mess waswhat we had to shovel out through the portholes ... anoffensive-smelling, greenish, fluidic material, that spilled, the halfof it, always, from the carefully-held scoop of the shovel.

Cursing, with the bitter sweat streaming off our bodies and into oureyes, and with an oblique eye to guard from heat-maddened, franticsteer-kicks,—each day, for several hours, we suffered through this hell... to emerge panting, like runners after a long race; befouled ... tothrow ourselves down on the upper deck, under the blue, wind-free skyand feel as if we had come into paradise....

"I wish I had never come back to this hell-ship, at Brisbane!"

"I wish I had never come aboard at all at Sydney!"

At such times, and at other odd ends of leisure, I brought my Westcottand Hort's Greek New Testament from my bunk, and with the nasty smell ofsheep close-by, but unheeded through custom—I studied with greaterpleasure than I ever did before or since.

As I said before, it was not long before these poor steers werebroken-spirited things.

But there was one among them whose spirit kept its flag in the air,"The Black Devil," as the cook had named him fondly ... a steer, allglossy-black, excepting for a white spot in the center of his forehead.He behaved, from the first, more like a turbulent little bull than agelding. The cook fed him with tid-bits from the galley.

He had evidently been someone's pet before he had been sold for livemeat, to be shipped to China.

When we took him on board by the horns he showed no fear as he rode inthe air. And, once on his feet again, and loose on deck, he showed ushell's own fight—out of sheer indignation—back there in Brisbane. Heflashed after us, with the rapid motions of a bullfight in the movies.Most of us climbed every available thing to get out of his reach. Hesmashed here and there through wooden supports as if they were ofcardboard.

The agile little ex-jockey kept running in front of him, hitting him onthe nose and nimbly escaping—in spite of his wing-like, wasted arm,quicker than his pursuer ... that smashed through, while he ducked andturned....

"I'll be God-damned," yelled the captain from the safe vantage of thebridge, "fetch me my pistol," to the cabin boy, "I'll have to shoot thebeast!"

All this while the big black Jamaica cook had been calmly looking on,leaning fearlessly out over the half-door of the galley ... while theinfuriated animal rushed back and forth.

The cook said nothing. He disappeared, and reappeared with a bunch ofcarrots which he held out toward "The Black Devil."...

In immediate transformation, the little beast stopped, forgot his anger,stretched forth his moist, black nuzzle, sniffing ... and walked up tothe cook, accepting the carrots. The cook began to stroke the animal'snose....

"You little black devil," he said, in a soft voice, "you're all right... they don't understand you ... but we're going to be pals—ustwo—aren't we?"

Then he came out at the door to where the steer stood, took "The BlackDevil," as we henceforth called him, gently by the under-jaw,—and ledhim into a standing-place right across from the galley.

As we struck further north under vast nights of stars, and days offurnace-hot sunshine, the heat, confinement, and dry, baled food toldhideously on the animals ... the sheep seemed to endure better, partlybecause they were not halted stationary in one spot and could move abouta little on the top deck.... But they suffered hardships that came ofchanging weather.

Especially the cattle in the lower hold suffered, grew weak andemaciated.... We were ever on the watch to keep them from going down ...there was danger of their sprawling over each other and breaking legs inthe scramble. So when one tried to lie down, his tail was twisted tillthe suffering made him rise to his feet ... sometimes a steer would betoo weak to regain his feet ... in such a case, in a vain effort to makethe beast rise, I have seen the Irish foreman twist the tail nearly off,while the animal at first bellowed, then moaned weakly, with anguish ...a final boot at the victim in angry frustration....

Last, a milky glaze would settle over the beast's eyes ... and we woulddrag him out and up by donkey-engine, swing him over and out, and drophim, to float, a bobbing tan object, down our receding ocean-path.

The coast of Borneo hovered, far and blue, in the offing, when we struckour first, and last, typhoon. The mate avowed it was merely the tail-endof a typhoon; if that was the tail-end, it is good that the body of itdid not strike down on us.

The surface of the ocean was kicked up into high, ridge-running masses.The tops of the waves were caught in the wind and whipped into a wide,level froth as if a giant egg-beater were at work ... then water, water,water came sweeping and mounting and climbing aboard, hill afterbursting hill.

The deck was swept as by a mountain-torrent ... boards whirled aboutwith an uncanny motion in them. They came forward toward you with abound, menacing shin and midriff,—then on the motion of the ship, theypaused, and washed in the opposite direction.

Here and there a steer broke loose, which had to be caught and tetheredagain. But in general the animals were too much frightened to doanything but stand trembling and moaning ... when they were notfloundering about....

Down below was a suffocating inferno. For the hatches that wereordinarily kept open for more air, had to be battened down till thewaves subsided.

At the very height of the storm, we heard a screaming of the most abjectfear.

The jockey had passed, in forgetful excitement, too close to his enemy,The Black Devil—who had not forgotten, and gave him a horn in the side,under the withered arm.

Several sailors carried the bleeding man aft to the captain ... whodressed his wound with fair skill. The jockey was not so badly injured,all things considered. The thrust had slanted and made only a fleshwound ... which enabled the fellow to loaf on a sort of sick-leave,during the rest of the trip.

The storm over, frantically we tore off the hatches again ... to findonly ten steers dead below. The rest were gasping piteously for air. Itwas a day's work, heaving the dead stock overboard ... including the twomore which died of the after-effects....

When we went to look the sheep over, we found that over a third of themhad been washed overboard. The rest were huddled, in frightened,bleating heaps, wondering perhaps what kind of an insane world it wasthat they had been harried into.

The story of this cattleboat unfolds freshly before me again, out of therecords of memory ... the pitiful suffering of the cattle ... the livesand daily doings of the rowdy, likeable men, who were really stillundeveloped children, and would so go down to the grave ... with theirboasting and continual vanity of small and trivial things of life.

All the time I was keeping a diary of my adventures ... in a large,brown copybook, with flexible covers. I carried it, tightened away,usually, in the lining of my coat, but occasionally I left it under themattress of my bunk.

Nippers observed me writing in it one day.

That night it was gone. I surmised who had taken it.

Seeking Nippers, I came upon him haltingly reading my diary aloud to anamused circle of cattlemen, in his quarters aft.

"Give me that book back!" I demanded.

He ignored me.

"Give him a rap in the kisser, Skinny!"

I drew back, aiming a blow at Nippers. He flung the book down and was onme like the tornado we had just run through ... he was a natural-bornfighter ... in a twinkling I was on the floor, with a black eye, ableeding mouth.

I flung myself to my feet, full of fury ... then something went in mybrain like the click of a camera-shutter ... I had an hallucination ofUncle Landon, coming at me with a club....

I plumped into a corner, crouching. "Don't hit me any more ... pleasedon't, Uncle Lan!"

"He's gone crazy!"

"Naw, he's only a bloody, bleedin' coward," returned another voice, insurprise and disgust.

Someone spat on me. I was let up at last.... I staggered forward to mybunk. My book had been handed back to me. It's a wonder I didn't throwmyself into the sea, in disgust over the queer fit that had come overme. I lay half the night, puzzling ... was I a coward?

Not unless an unparalleled change had occurred in me. I had fought withother children, when a boy ... had whipped two lads at once, whenworking in the Composite factory, that time they spit into my book.

One day a fishing-junk hove into sight, just as if it had sailed out ofa Maxfield Parrish illustration,—swinging there in the mouth of ablood-red sunset ... then, like magic, appeared another and another andanother....

"Fishing-junks," ejacul*ted the mate, "—pretty far out, too, but aChink'll risk his life for a few bleedin' cash ... and yet he won'tfight at all ... an' if you do him an injury he's like as not likely toup an' commit suicide at your door, to get even!"

"That's a bally orful way to get even with a henemy!" exclaimed astoker, who sat on the edge of the forward hatch.

"I should say so, too!"

Then, far and faint, were heard a crew of Chinese sailors, on thenearest junk, singing a curious, falsetto chantey as they hauled on abamboo-braced sail....

"A feller wot never travelled wouldn't bloody well believe they wassuch queer people in the world," further observed the philosophiccoal-heaver.

Next morning the coast of China lay right against us, on the starboardside ... we ran into the thick of a fleet of sampans, boats fashionedflat like overgrown rowboats, propelled each by a huge sculling oar,from the stern ... they were fishers who manned them ... two or three toa boat ... huge, bronze-bodied, fine-muscled, breech-clouted men ... asthey sculled swiftly to give us sea-room each one looked fit to be asculptor's model.

Their bodies shone in the sun like bronze. Several, fearing we might runthem down, as we clove straight through their midst, raised their armswith a shout full of pleading and fright.

"What's the matter? are they trying to murder some of these poor chaps?"I asked.

"No ... we're just having a little fun ... what's the life of a Chinkmatter?"

"I say, if the Chinks up where the Boxers are fighting are big andstrong as them duffers, here's one that don't want no shore-leave!"commented someone, as we stood ranged by the side.

"I always thought Chinamen was runts."

"Oh, it's only city Chinks—mostly from Canton, that come to civilizedcountries to run laundries ... but these are the real Chinamen."

After the cattle had been unladen, the crew were to be taken down toShanghai and dumped ashore ... as it was an English Treaty port, thatwould be, technically, living up to the ship's articles, whichguaranteed that the cattlemen aboard would be given passage back toEnglish ground....

But I was all excitement over the prospect of making my way ashore towhere the Allied troops were fighting....

Dawn ... we were anchored in Taku Bay among the warships of the Alliednations ... grey warships gleaming in the sun like silver ... the soundof bugles ... flags of all nations ... of as many colours as the coat ofJoseph.

"Well, here we are at last!"

Next day the work of unloading the cattle began ... hoisted again by thehorns from our boat of heavy draught to the hold of a coasting steamer,that had English captain and mates, and a Chinese crew.

Some of the steers were so weak that they died on deck ... as they weredying, butchers cut their throats so their beef could be called fresh.

The only one who desired to go ashore there, I made my way, when it wasdark and the last load of steers was being transferred to shore, downbelow to the hold of the coaster. I stood in a corner, behind an ironladder, so that the cattle couldn't crush me during the night ... forthe Chinese had turned them loose, there, in a mass.

I stumbled ashore at Tongku, a station up a way on the banks of the PeiHo river.

My first night ashore in China was a far cry from the China of my dreams... the Cathay of Marco Polo, with its towers of porcelain.... I crept,to escape a cold drizzle, under the huge tarpaulin which covered a greatstack of tinned goods—army supplies. A soldier on guard over the stack,an American soldier, spotted me.

"Come, my lad," lifting up the tarpaulin, "what are you doing there?"

"—Trying to keep from the wet!"

"—run off from one of the transports?"

"Yes," was as good an answer as any.

"You're pretty cold ... your teeth are chattering. Here, take a swig o'this."

And the sentinel reached me a flask of whiskey from which I drew a nip.Unaccustomed as I was to drink, it nearly strangled me. It went all theway down like fire. Then it spread with a pleasant warmth all through mybody....

"Stay here to-night ... rather uncomfortable bed, but at least it's dry.No one 'ull bother you ... in the morning Captain ——, who is in chargeof the commissariat here, might give you a job."

That next morning Captain —— gave me a job as mate, eighty dollarsMex. and a place to sleep, along with others, in a Compound, and find myfood at my own expense....

Mate, on a supply-launch that went in and out to and from thetransports, that were continually anchoring in the bay. Our job was tokeep the officers' mess in supplies....

"And, if you stick to your job six months," I was informed, "you'll beentitled to free transportation back to San Francisco."

My captain was a neat, young Englishman, with the merest hint of amoustache of fair gold.

Our crew—two Chinamen who jested about us between themselves in acontinuous splutter of Chinese. We could tell, by their grimaces andgestures ... we rather liked their harmless, human impudence ... as longas they did the work, while we lazed about, talking ... while up anddown the yellow sweep of the Pei-ho the little boat tramped.

"It's too bad you didn't arrive on the present scene a few weeks,sooner," said my young captain ... "it was quite exciting here, at thattime. I used to have to take the boathook and push off the Chinesecorpses that caught on the prow of the boat as they floated down, thick... they seemed to catch hold of the prow as if still alive. It wasuncanny!"

We slept, rolled up in our blankets, on the floor of a Chinese compound... adventurers bound up and down the river, to and from Tien-Tsin andWoo-shi-Woo and Pekin ... a sort of caravanserai....

Though it was the fall of the year and the nights were cold enough tomake two blankets feel good, yet some days the sun blazed downintolerably on our boat, on the river....

When we grew thirsty the captain and myself resorted to our jug ofdistilled water. I had been warned against drinking the yellow,pea-soup-like water of the Pei-ho....

But one afternoon I found our water had run out.

So I took the gourd used by the Chinese crew, and dipped up, as theydid, the river water.

The captain clutched me by the wrist.

"Don't drink that water! If you'd seen what I have, floating in it,you'd be afraid!"

"What won't hurt a Chinaman, won't hurt me," I boasted....

The result of my folly was a mild case of dysentery....

In a few days I was so weak that I went around as if I had no bones leftin my body. And I wanted to leave the country. And I repaired to Captain—— who had given me the job, and asked him for my pay and mydischarge. He lit into me, disgusted, upbraiding me for a worthlesstramp....

"I might have known that you were of that ilk, from the first, just bylooking at you!"

He handed me the eighty dollars in Mexican silver, that was coming tome.... I repaid the captain the forty I had borrowed, for food.

"Sick! yes, sick of laziness!"

Captain —— was partly right. I had an uncontrollable distaste for themonotony of daily work, repeated in the same environment, surrounded bythe same scenery ... but I was also quite weak and sick, and I ampersuaded, that, if I had stayed on there, I might have died.

I sat on one of the wharves and played host to a crowd of romanticthoughts that moved in their pageant through my brain ... now I would goon to Pekin and see the great Forbidden City. Now I would dress inChinese clothes and beg my way through the very heart of the ChineseEmpire ... and write a book, subsequently, about my experiences andadventures ... and perhaps win a medal of some famous society for it ...and I had a dream of marrying some quaintly beautiful mandarin'sdaughter, of becoming a famous, revered Chinese scholar, bringingtogether with my influence the East and the West....

I reached so far, in the dream, as to buy several novels of the Chinese,printed in their characters, of an itinerant vendor....

The everyday world swung into my ken again.

Three junks, laden with American marines, dropping down the river fromPekin, cut across my abstracted gaze ... the boys were singing.

They marched off on the dock on which I sat. They were stationed rightwhere they deployed from the junks. Men were put in guard over them.

At Tien Tsin they had behaved rather badly, I was told by one ofthem,—had gone on a Samshu jag ... a Chinese drink, worse than theworst American "rot-gut." ...

"Wisht I c'd git off the dock an' rustle up another drink somewheres."

"They wouldn't let us off this dock fer love nor money," spoke up alithe, blue-shaven marine to me—the company's barber, I afterwardlearned him to be....

"Yah, we got ter stay here all afternoon, an' me t'roat's es dry essan'paper."

"Where are they taking you to, from here?"

"Manila!... the Indiana's waitin' out in th' bay fer us."

"—Wish I could get off with you!" I remarked.

"Wot's the matter? On th' bum here?"

"Yes."

Immediately the barber and two others, his pals, became intensely,suspiciously so, interested in my desire to sail with them....

"—Tell you wot," and the company barber reached into his pocket with asurreptitious glance about, "if you'll take these bills an' sneak pastto that coaster lyin' along the next dock, the Chinese steward 'ull sellyou three bottles o' whiskey fer these," and he handed me a bunch ofbills ... "an' w'en you come back with th' booze, we'll see to it thatyou get took out to the transport with us, all right ... won't we,boys?"

"—betcher boots we will."

"God, but this is like heaven to me," exclaimed the barber, as he tiltedup his bottle, while the two others stood about him, to keep him frombeing seen. The three of them drank their bottles of whiskey as if itwas water.

"That saved me life...."

"An' mine, too. You go to Manila wit' us, all right,—kid!"

Toward dusk came the sharp command for the men to march aboard thecoaster that had drawn up for them. The boys kept their word. Theyloaded me down with their accoutrements to carry. I marched up thegangway with them, and we were off to the Indiana.

I was the first, almost, to scamper aboard the waiting transport in thegathering dusk ... and, to make sure of staying aboard, I hurried downone ladder after the other, till I reached the heavy darkness of thelowermost hold. Having nothing to do but sleep, I stumbled over someoblong boxes, climbed onto one, and composed myself for the night, usinga coil of rope for a pillow.

I woke to find a grey patch of day streaming down the ladder-way. Myeyes soon adjusted themselves to the obscurity.

And then it was that I gave a great, scared leap. And with difficulty Iheld myself back from crying out.

Those curious oblong boxes among which I had passed the night—they werehermetically sealed coffins, and there were dead soldiers in them.Ridges of terror crept along my flesh. Stifling a panic in me, I forcedmyself to go slow as I climbed the iron rungs to the hold above ...where living soldiers lay sleeping in long rows....

Still undetected, I scrambled along an aisle between them and put myselfaway in a sort of life-preserver closet. Not till I had heard thefamiliar throb of the propeller in motion for a long time, did I comeforth.

During the voyage of, I believe, eight days, I loafed about, lining upfor rations with the boys ... no one questioned me. My engineer'sclothes that I had taken, in lieu of part of my wages, from theslop-chest of The South Sea King, caused the officers of the marinesto think I belonged to the ship's crew ... and the ship-officers musthave thought I was in some way connected with the marines ... anyhow, Iwas not molested, and I led a life much to my liking ... an easy-goingand loafing and tale-telling one ... mixing about and talking andlistening ... and reading back-number magazines.

One day my friend the barber called me aside:

"Say, kid, I've been delegated to tell you that you've got lice." Iflamed indignant.

"That's a God-damned lie! and whoever told you so is a God-damned liar,too! I never had a louse in my life."

"Easy! Easy!... no use gittin' huffy ... if it ain't lice you got, wotyou scratchin' all the time fer? Look in the crotch of yer pants and theseams of your shirt, an' see!"

I had been scratching a lot ... and wondering what was wrong ... mybreast was all red ... but I had explained it to myself that I waswearing a coarse woolen undershirt next my skin ... that I had picked upfrom the slop-chest, also.

The barber walked jauntily away, leaving me standing sullenly alone.

I sneaked into the toilet, looking to see if anyone was about. I turnedmy shirt back. To my horror, my loathing,—the soldier's accusation wastrue!... they were so thick, thanks to my ignorant neglect, that I couldsee them moving in battalions ... if I had been the victim of somefilthy disease, I could scarcely have felt more beyond the pale, more apariah. I had not detected them before, because I was ignorant of thethought of having them, and because their grey colour was exactly thatof the inside of my woolen shirt.

I threw the shirt away, content to shiver for a few days till we hadsteamed to warmer weather ... I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbedmyself.... I had, up to now, had experience with head-lice only ... as achild, in school....

I look back with a shudder even yet to that experience. During mysubsequent tramp-career I never could grow callous to vermin, as a fewothers that I met, did. Once I met a tramp who advised me not to botherabout 'em ... and you would soon get used to 'em ... and not feel thembiting at all ... but most tramps "boil up"—that is, take off theirclothes, a piece at a time, and boil them—whenever they findopportunity.

Manila. A brief adventure there ... a bum for a few weeks, hangingaround soldiers' barracks, blacking shoes for free meals ... tillProvost Marshal General Bell, in an effort to clear the islands of boyswho were vags and mascots of regiments, gave me and several other roversand stowaways free transportation back to America....

A brief stop at Nagasaki to have a broken propeller shaft mended: a longPacific voyage ... then hilly San Francisco one golden morning....

All these ocean days I peeled potatoes and helped to dish out rationsto the lined-up soldiers at meal-times ... one slice of meat, one or twopotatoes, to a tin plate ...

For long hours I listened to their lying tales and boasting ... thenlied and boasted, myself....

My most unique adventure aboard the Thomas; making friends with afour-times-enlisted soldier named Lang, who liked army life because, hesaid, outside of drills and dress parade, it was lazy and easy ... andit gave him leisure to read and re-read his Shakespeare. He was aShakespearean scholar....

"It's the best life in the world ... no worries or responsibilitiesabout food and lodging—it spoils a fellow for any other kind of life... the officers are always decent to a fellow who respects himself as asoldier and citizen."

Lang and I became good pals. Day after day I sat listening to him, as,to the accompaniment of the rumble and pulse of the great boat a-move,he quoted and explained Shakespeare to me, nearly always without thebook.

His talk was fascinating—except when he insisted on repeating to me hisown wretched rhymes ... in which he showed he had learned nothing abouthow to write poetry from his revered Shakespeare ... it was very badKiplingesque stuff ... much like my own bad verse of that period....

Once Lang recited by heart the whole of King Lear to me, having mehold a copy of the play, to prove that he did not fumble a single lineor miss a single word ... which he did not....

Lang was a prodigious drunkard. At Nagasaki I rescued him from thewater-butt. Coming back drunk on rice wine, he had stuck his head downfor a cool drink, as a horse does. And in he had tumbled, head-first. IfI had not seen his legs wiggling futilely in the air, and drawn himforth, dripping, he would have drowned, as the butt was too solid forhis struggles to dump, and he couldn't make a sound for help.

As we neared San Francisco several of the boys spoke to me of taking upa purse for my benefit. Soldiers are always generous andwarm-hearted—the best men, individually, in the world.

I said no to them, that they must not take up a collection for me ... Idid not really feel that way, at heart, but I liked better seeming proudand independent, American and self-reliant....

Later on, at the very dock, I acceded ... but now I was punished for myhypocrisy. The boys were so eager to be home again, they only threwtogether about five dollars for me ... when, if I hadn't been foolish, Imight have had enough to loaf with, say a month, at San Francisco, anddo a lot of reading in the Library, and in books of poetry that I mighthave picked up at second-hand book stores....

However, I gathered together, before I went ashore, two suits of khakiand two army blankets, and a pair of good army shoes that afterwardsseemed never to wear out.

And a young chap named Simmons, who had been sergeant, had joined thearmy by running away from home, took me to an obscure hotel as his valet... he wanted to "put on dog," as the Indians say.

He had parents of wealth, back in Des Moines.

I served him as his valet for the two weeks he stayed at the hotel. Hehad been shot through the left foot so that a tendon was severed, and hehad to walk with a cane, with a foot that flopped at every step.

He gave me fifteen dollars for wages. After he had departed I rented acheap room for a week.

Standing in front of a store on Kearney Street, one afternoon, dressedin my suit of soldier's khaki, looking at the display in the window, Igot the cue that shaped my subsequent adventures in California....

"Poor lad," I heard one girl say to another, standing close by, "helooks so sick and thin, I'm sorry for him."

They did not notice that my soldier's uniform had cloth buttons. Simmonshad made me put cloth buttons on, at the hotel,—had furnished them tome—

"I don't want you going about the other way ... you're such a nut, youmight get into trouble."

Mule-drivers and others in subsidiary service were allowed khaki withcloth buttons only ... at that time ... I don't know how it goes now.

The girls' taking me for a sick, discharged soldier made me think. Iwould travel in that guise.

With a second-hand Shakespeare, in one volume, of wretched print, with amuch-abused school-copy of Cæsar, in the Latin (of whose idiomatic LatinI have never tired), an extra suit of khaki, a razor, tooth-brush, andtooth-powder—and a cake of soap—all wrapped up in my army blankets, Iset forth on my peregrinations as blanket-stiff or "bindle-bum."

Where I saw I could escape without awkward questioning, I played theconvalescent ex-soldier ... I thrived. My shadow-thinness almost turnedto fatness. It would have, had there been any disposition toward obesityin me....

At times I was ashamed of doing nothing ... queer spurts of Americaneconomic conscience....

Once I worked, plowing ... to drive the horses as far as a tall tree forshade, at the end of the third day, sneak back to the house ... and outto the highway with my bundle and my belongings, kicking up my heelsecstatically, glad to be freed from work.

I plumped down in a fence corner and did not stir till I had read awhole play of Shakespeare, and a snatch of my Cæsar.

Once or twice, sheriffs who were bent on arresting me because I had novisible means of support, let me go, because it awed them to find atramp reading Shakespeare....

"It's a shame, a clever lad like you bein' a bum!"

Tramps, though anti-social in the larger aspects of society (as, forthat matter, all special classes are, from millionaires down—or up),are more than usually companionable among themselves. I never lived andmoved with a better-hearted group of people.

By "jungle" camp-fires—("the jungles," any tramp rendezvous locatedjust outside the city limits, to be beyond police jurisdiction), injails, on freights ... I found a feeling of sincere companionship ... acompanionship that without ostentation and as a matter of course, sharedthe last cent the last meal ... when every cent was the last cent,every meal the last meal ... the rest depending on luck andProvidence....

Tramps often travel in pairs. I picked up a "buddy" ... a short,thick-set man of young middle age, of Scandinavian descent ... so blondthat his eyebrows were white in contrast with his face, which was ruddywith work in the sun. He, like me, was a "gaycat" or tramp who is notabove occasional work (as the word meant then—now it means a cheap,no-account grafter). He had recently been working picking oranges ...previous to that, he had been employed in a Washington lumber camp.

Together we drifted along the seacoast south to San Diego ... then backagain to Santa Barbara ... for no reason but just to drift. Then wesauntered over to San Bernardino—"San Berdu," as the tramps call it....

It struck chilly, one night. So chilly that we went into the freightyardto put up in an empty box-car till the sun of next day rose to warm theworld.

We found a car. There were many other men already there, which was good;the animal heat of their bodies made the interior warmer.

The interior of the car sounded like a Scotch bagpipe a-drone ... whatwith snoring, breaking of wind in various ways, groaning, and mutteringthickly in dreams ... the air was sickeningly thick and fetid. But toopen a side door meant to let in the cold.

Softly my buddy and I drew off our shoes, putting them under our headsto serve as pillows, and also to keep them from being stolen. (Often atramp comes along with a deft enough touch to untie a man's shoes fromhis feet without waking him. I've heard of its being done.) We wrappedour feet in newspapers, then. Our coats we removed, to wrap them aboutus ... one keeps warmer that way than by just wearing the coat....

The door on each side crashed back!

"Here's another nest full of 'em!"

"Come on out, boys!"

"What's the matter?" I queried.

"'stoo cold out here. We have a nice, warm calaboose waitin' fer ye!"

Grunting and grumbling, we dropped to the cinders, one after the other.A posse of deputies and citizens, had, for some dark reason, rounded usup.

One or two made a break for it, and escaped, followed by a random shot.After that, no one else cared to be chased after by a bullet.

They conducted us to what they had termed "the calaboose," a big,ramshackle, one-roomed barn-like structure. Piled in so thick that wealmost had to stand up, there were so many of us—we were held theretill next morning.

But we were served, then, a good breakfast, at the town's expense. Theowner of the restaurant was a queer little, grey-faced, stringy fellow.He fed us all the buckwheat cakes and sausages we could hold, and wonevery hobo's heart, by giving all the coffee we could drink ... we heldour cups with our hands about them, grateful for the warmth.

"Say, you're all right, mister!" ventured a tramp to the proprietor, ashe walked by.

"Bet your God-damned life I'm all right!... because I ain't nothin' buta bum myself ... yes, an' I'm not ashamed of it, neither ... before Istruck this burg an' started this "ham-and" and made it pay, I was onthe road same es all o' you!"

"Kin I have more pancakes, boss, an' another cup of coffee?"

"You sure can, bo!... es I was sayin', I'm a bum myself, an' proud of it... and I think these here damn bulls (policemen ... who were sittingnearby, waiting for us to finish) have mighty little to 'tend to,roundin' up you boys, now the orange-pickin' season's over with, an'puttin' you away like this ... why, if any one of them was half asdecent as one o' you bums—"

"Sh! fer Christ's sake!" I admonished, "they're hearing you."

"That's jest what I want 'em to do ... I don't owe nothin' to no man,an' it's time someone told 'em somethin'."

Breakfast over, we were marched off to the courthouse. We were turnedloose together in a large room. We felt so good with the sausage, cakesand coffee in our bellies, that we pushed each other about, sang,jigged, whistled.

As we had walked in, I had asked, of the cop who walked by my side—whoseemed affable....

"Say, mister, after all what's the idea?"

"We had to make an example," he returned, frankly.

"I don't quite get you!"

"Last week a bunch of bums dropped off here at our town, and theyalmost ran the diggings for about twenty-four hours ... insulted womenon the streets ... robbed ice-boxes ... even stole the clothes off thelines."

"In other words, you mean that a bunch of drunken yeggs dropped in onthe town, gutted it, and then jumped out ... and we poor harmless bumsare the ones that have to pay."

"—guess that's about how it is."

I passed the word along the line. My companion tramps cursed the yeggand his ways....

"They're always raisin' hell ... an' we git the blame ... when all wewant is not loot, but hand-outs and a cup o' coffee ... and a piece ofchange now and then."

The yegg, the tiger among tramps—the criminal tramp—despises theordinary bum and the "gaycat." And they in turn fear him for hisruthlessness and recklessness.

He joins with them at their camp-fires ... rides with them on the road... robs his store or house, or cracks his safe, then flies on, takingthe blinds or decking on top of a "flyer." The law, missing the rightquarry, descends on the slower-moving, harmless bum. And often some poor"fall-guy" gets a good "frame-up" for a job he never thought of ... andthe majesty of the law stands vindicated.

The charge against us was vagrancy. We were tried by twos.

"Come on, buddy!... you an' your pal."

My companion and I were led in before, I think, a justice of the peace.The latter was kindly-disposed toward me because I was young and lookeddelicate.

When I began my plea for clemency I appropriated the name, career, andantecedents of Simmons, the young soldier whose body-servant I had been,back in San Francisco. The man on the bench was impressed by my story ofcoming of a wealthy family ... my father was a banker, no less.

The justice waved me aside. He asked my buddy to show his hands. As thecallouses on the palms gave evidence of recent hard work, he was setfree along with me. We were the only two who were let off. The rest weresent up for three months each, I am told....

And, after all that, what did my buddy do but up and steal my blanketroll, with all in it—including my Cæsar and Shakespeare—and my extrasoldier uniform—the first chance he got!...

An American who had married a Mexican girl gave me work sawing andchopping wood. I stayed with him long enough to earn a second-hand suitof clothes he owned, which was too small for him, but almost fitted me... civilian clothes ... my soldier clothes were worn to tatters.

I picked up another pal. A chunky, beefy nondescript. I was meditating ajump across "the desert." The older hoboes had warned me against it,saying it was a cruel trip ... the train crews knew no compunctionagainst ditching a fellow anywhere out in the desert, where there wouldbe nothing but a tank of brackish water....

My new chum, on the other hand, swore, that, to one who knew the ropes,it was not so hard to make the jump on the Southern Pacific ... throughArizona and New Mexico, to El Paso. He said he would show me how towiggle into the refrigerator box of an orange car ... on either end ofthe orange car is a refrigerator box, if I remember correctly ... accessto which is gained through the criss-cross bars that hold up a sort oftrap-door at the top. It was in the cold season, so there was now no iceinside. These trap-doors are always officially sealed, when the car isloaded. To break a seal is a penitentiary offense.

I stood off and inspected the place I was supposed to go in at. Thetriangular opening seemed too small for a baby to slide through. Ilooked my chunky pal up and down and laughed.

"—think I can't make it, eh?... well, you watch ... there's an art inthis kind of thing just like there is in anything."

Inch by inch he squeezed himself in. Then he stood up inside and calledto me to try ... and he would pull me the rest of the way, if I stuck.He was plump and I was skinny. It ought to be easy for me. Nevertheless,it was the hardest task I ever set myself ... I stuck half-way. My palpulled my shirt into rags, helping me through,—I had handed my coat in,previously, or he would have ripped that to pieces, too. It seemed thatall the skin went off my hips, as I shot inside with a bang. And nonetoo soon. A "shack" (brakeman) passed over the tops of the cars atalmost that very moment. We lay still. He would have handed me amerciless drubbing if he had caught me, with my nether end hanginghelplessly on the outside.

We squatted on the floor of the refrigerator box. When we reached Yumamy pal rose to his feet.

"Ain't yer goin' ta throw yer feet fer a hand-out?" he asked me.

"No, I'm going to stick in here till I reach El Paso, if I can."

"What's the fun bein' a bum, if you're goin' ter punish yerself likethat!"

"I want to find a country where there's growing green things, as soon asI can."

"So long, then."

"So long.. don't you think you'd better stick till we reach Tuscon? Someof the boys told me the 'bulls' (officers) here have been 'horstile'(had it in for the tramp fraternity) ... ever since a yegg bumped off adeputy, a while back."

"Naw, I'll take my chances."

As I rode on, alone, I stood up and took in the scenery like a tourist... there danced away, and gathered in, the shimmering, sun-floodeddesert ... an endless flat expanse of silver sage and sentinel cactus. Isaw bleached bones and a side-cast skull with whitened horns, poking upinto the sky ... I saw a sick steer straggling alone, exactly like somemelodramatic painting of Western life ... the kind we see hanging forsale in second-rate art stores.

I stuck till Tuscon was reached. There I was all in for lack of food andwater....

A woman gave me a good "set-down" at her kitchen table. I was as hungryfor something to read as I was for something to eat. When she walked outof the kitchen, leaving me alone for a moment, I caught sight of acompact little Bible that lay on the leaf of her sewing machine. Twosteps, and I had it stowed in my hip pocket, and was back innocentlyeating ... the taking of the Bible was providential. I believe that itserved as the main instrument, later on, in saving me from ten years inthe penitentiary.

I was glad enough to hop to the cinders at El Paso. But El Paso at thattime was "unhealthy" for hoboes. They were holding twenty or thirty ofus in the city jail, and mysterious word had gone down the line in alldirections, that quick telegraph by word-of-mouth that tramps use amongthemselves, to avoid the town—that it was "horstile."...

Again rolling miles of arid country. But this time, like a soldier on along march, I was prepared: I had begged, from door to door, enough"hand-outs" to last a week ... throwing away most of the bread ...keeping the cold meats and the pie and cake. I sat in my open box-car,on a box that I had flung in with me, reading my Bible and eating my"hand-outs" and a millionaire had nothing on me for enjoyment.

I was half-way to San Antonio when I fell in with as jolly a bunch ofbums as I ever hope to see in this world ... just outside a little town,in the "jungles."

These tramps were gathered together on a definite plan, and I wasinvited to join them in it: the plan was, to go, en masse, from townto town, and systematically exploit it; one day one man would go to thebutcher shops, the next, another man would take them, and the firstwould, let's say, beg at the baker's ... and each day a different manwould take a different section among the houses. Then all the food soprocured would be put together and shared in common.

As usual, there was among them an individual who held them together—theoriginator of the idea. He was a fat, ruddy-faced alcoholic ex-cook, whohad never held a job for long because he loved whiskey so much.

Besides being the presiding genius of the gang, he also did all thecooking. He loved to cook. Each day he jumbled all the mixable portionsof the food together, and, in a big tin wash-boiler which he had rescuedfrom "the dump" outside of town, he stewed up quite a palatable messwhich we called "slum" or "slumgullion," or, more profanely,"son-of-a-b——."

For plates we used old tomato cans hammered out flat ... for knives andforks, our fingers, pocket-knives, and chips of wood.

It was a happy life.

One afternoon mysteriously our leader and cook disappeared—with a broadgrin on his face. Soon he returned, rolling a whole barrel of beer whichhe had stolen during the night from the back of a saloon ... and hadhidden it nearby in the bushes till it was time to bring it forth....

We held a roaring party, and had several fights. ("Slopping up" is whatthe tramps call a drinking jamboree.) This was the first time I gotdrunk in my life. It took very little to set me off ... I burned a bighole in my coat. I woke lying in the mud near the willows ... and with ablack eye ... a fellow tramp affectionately showed me his finger that Ihad bitten severely ... for a day we had bad nerves, and lay aboutgrumbling....

We kept quite clean. The tramp is as clean as his life permits him to be... usually ... the myth about his dirtiness is another of the myths ofthe newspaper and magazine world ... though I have seen ones who wereextraordinarily filthy....

We "boiled up" regularly ... and hung our shirts and other articles ofapparel on the near-by willows to dry....

After about ten days of scientific exploitation of them, the "natives"of the town on the verge of which we were encamping, began to evidencesigns of restlessness.

So we moved on to another town by means of a local freight.

Settled there in "the jungles," we hilariously voted to crown the cookour king. We held the ceremony, presenting him with a crown made out ofan old tin pan, which one of the more expert among us hammered into acirclet and scoured bright with sand....

But soon I grew tired of the gang and started on alone.

"You'd better beat it on out of the South as quick as you can," an oldtramp had warned me, "they're hell on a bum down here, and harder yet ona Yankee ... no, they haven't forgot that yet—not by a damn sight!"

I was soon to wish that I had listened to the old tramp's wisdom.

In the chill grey dip of an early spring dawn I dropped off a freight inthe yards of the town of Granton.

I drew my threadbare coat closer as I made my way up the track, on thelook-out for some place to go into and warm myself. Usually, in chillyweather, each railroad station throughout the country has a stove a-glowin the waiting room ... I found the railroad station, and the stove,red-hot, was there ... it was good to be near a fire. In the South itcan be at times heavily cold. There is a moisture and a rawness in theweather, there, that hurts.

I was not alone. Two negro tramps followed me; like myself, seekingwarmth and shelter. Then came a white tramp.

We stood around the stove, which shone red in the early half-light ofdawn. We shivered and rubbed our hands. Then we fell into tramps' gossipabout the country we were in.

The two negroes soon left to catch a freight for Austin. My fellow trampand I stretched ourselves along the benches. He yawned with a loud noiselike an animal. "I'm worn-out," he said, "I've been riding the bumpersall night." I noticed immediately that he did not speak tramp argot.

"And I tried to sleep on the bare boards of a box car."

We had disposed ourselves comfortably to sleep for the few hours tillwide day, in the station, when the station master came. He poked thefire brighter, shook it down, then turned to us. "Boys," not unkindly,"sorry, but you can't sleep here ... it's the rules."

We shuffled to our feet.

"Do you mind if we stand about the stove till the sun's high enough totake the chill off things?"

"No."

But, standing, we fell to talking ... comparing notes....

"I've been through here once before," remarked my companion, whom Inever knew otherwise than as "Bud."

"There's a cotton seed mill up the tracks a way toward town, and we cansleep there, if you want ... to-day's Sunday, and no one will be around,working, to disturb us. In the South it's all right for a tramp to sleepamong cotton seed, provided he doesn't smoke there."

"Come on, then, let's find a place. I can hardly hold my head up."

We slumped along the track. A cinder cut into my foot through the brokensole of one shoe. It made me wince and limp.

Soon we came to the cotton seed house and looked it over from theoutside. It was a four-square building, each side having a door. All thedoors but one were locked. That one, when pushed against, tottered over.We climbed in over the heavy sacks, seemingly full of cement, with whichthe unlocked door had been propped to. It also was unhinged.

It was dark inside. There were no windows.

We struck matches and explored. We found articles of heavier hardwarescattered and piled about, some sacks of guano, and about a dozen wiredbales of hay.

"I thought this was a cotton seed mill," commented Bud, "because I sawso many nigg*rs working around it, when I passed by, the other time."

"Well, and what is it, then?"

"Evidently a warehouse—where they store heavier articles of hardware."

"What are you going to do?"

"Twist the wires off a couple of these bales of hay, use it for bedding,and have a good sleep anyhow."

"But—suppose we're caught in here?"

"No chance. It's Sunday morning, no one will be here to work to-day, andwe'll be let alone."

With a little effort we twisted the bales apart and made comfortablebeds from the hay.

It seemed I had slept but a moment when I was seized by a nightmare. Idreamed some monstrous form was bending over me, cursing, breathingflames out of its mouth, and boring a hot, sharpened implement into thecentre of my forehead. I woke, to find, that, in part, my dream wastrue.

There straddled over me an excited man, swearing profusely to keep hiscourage up. He was pressing the cold muzzle-end of a"forty-four-seventy" into my forehead.

"Come on! Get up, you —— —— ——! Come on out of here, or I'll blowyour —— —— —— brains out, do you hear?"

Then I caught myself saying, as if from far away, perfectly calm andcomposed, and in English that was almost academic—"my dear man, put upyour gun and I will go with you quietly. I am only a tramp and not adesperado."

This both puzzled and at the same time reassured my captor ... and madehim swear all the louder,—this time, with a note of brave certainty inhis tone.

His gun poked me in the back to expedite my exit. I stepped out at theopen door into streaming daylight that at first dazzled my eyes. I sawwaiting on the track outside a posse of about fifteen citizens.

"Good work, McAndrews," commended one of them, deep-voiced. The othersmurmured gruff approval.

McAndrews, from conversation that I gathered, was night-watchman in theyards. He had one red-rimmed eye. The other was sightless but had ahalf-closed leer that seemed to express discreet visual powers.

"Now go on in an' fetch out the other bum," commanded the deep-voicedmember of the posse, speaking with authority.

"There wasn't but only this 'un," McAndrews replied, with renewedtimidity in his voice, scarcely concealed, and jerking his thumb towardme.

"But the little nigg*r said they was—ain't that so, nigg*r?"

"Yassir, boss—I done seen two o' dem go in dar!" replied a wisp of anegro boy, rolling wide eye-whites in fright, and wedged in among thehulking posse.

"Well, this 'un's all I seen!" protested the night watchman, "an' youbetcher I looked about mighty keerful ... wot time did you see 'um breakin?" turning to the negro child.

"Jes' at daylight, boss!"

"An' wot was you-all a-doin' down hee-ar?"

"He was a-stealin' coal f'um the coalkiars," put in one of the posse,"in cohse!"

All laughed.

"Anyhow, I done seed two o' dem," protested the boy, comically, "wotevah else I done!"

Everybody was now hilarious.

"Whar's yoah buddy?" I was asked.

"Did unt you-all hev no buddy wit' you?"

"Yes, I did have a buddy with me, but—" trying to give Bud a chance ofescape,—"but he caught a freight West, just a little bit ago."

"You're a liar," said the one in authority, who I afterward heard wasthe head-clerk of the company that ran the warehouse. The negro boy hadrun to his house and roused him. He had drawn the posse together....

"You're a liar! Your buddy's still in there!"

"No, I'll sweah they haint nobuddy else," protested McAndrews.

But prodded by their urging, he climbed in again over the sacks ofguano, and soon brought out Bud, who had waked, heard the rumpus, andhad been hiding, burrowed down under the hay as deep as he could go.

There was a burst of laughter as he stood framed in the doorway, inwhich I couldn't help but join. He had such a silly, absurd, surprisedlook in his face ... a look of stupefied incredulity, when he saw allthe men drawn up to receive him. From a straggled lock of hair that fellover one eye hung several long hay-wisps. His face looked stupid andmoon-fat. He rolled his big, brown eyes in a despairful manner that wasunconsciously comic. For he was, instinctively, as I was not, instantlyand fully aware of the seriousness of what might come upon us for ourinnocent few hours' sleep.

"Come on, boys. Up with your hands till we go through your pockets."

On Bud's hip they found a whiskey flask, quarter-full. In my insidepocket, a sheaf of poor verse—I had barely as yet come to grips with myart—and, in an outside pocket, the Bible I had filched from the woman'ssewing machine in Tuscon.

The finding of the Bible on my person created a speechless pause.

Then—

"Good Gawd! A bum with a Bible!"

Awe and respect held the crowd for a moment.

The march began.

"Where are you taking us to?"

"To the calaboose."

Down a long stretch of peaceful, Sunday street we went—small boysfollowing in a curious horde, and Sunday worshippers with their women'sgloved hands tucked in timidly under their arms as we passed by. Theygave us prim, askance glances, as if we belonged to a different speciesof the animal kingdom.

Buck negroes with their women stepped out into the street, while, as iscustomary there,—the white men passed, taking us two tramps to jail. Wecame to a high, newly white-washed board fence. Within it stood atwo-story building of red brick. On the fence was painted, in big blackletters the facetious warning, "Keep out if you can." A passage inthrough the gate, and McAndrews first knocked at, then kicked againstthe door.

The sleepy-faced, small-eyed jailer finally opened to us. The wrinkledskin of the old man hung loosely from his neck. It wabbled as he talked.

"What the hell's the mattah with you folks?" protested McAndrews, thenight watchman, "slep' late," yawned the jailer, "it bein' Sundaymawhnin'."

By this time the sheriff, summoned from his house, had joined us. A bigswashbuckler of a man with a hard face, hard blue eyes with quizzicalwrinkles around them. They seemed wrinkles of good humour till youlooked closer.

"—s a damn lie ... you 'en Jimmy hev bin a-gamblin' all night,"interjected the sheriff, in angry disgust.

They marched us upstairs. The whole top floor, was given over to a hugeiron cage which had been built in before the putting on of the roof. Anarrow free space—a sort of corridor, ran all around it, on theoutside.

Eager and interested, the prisoners already in the cage pushed theirfaces against the bars to look at us. But at the sheriff's word ofcommand they went into their cells, the latter built in a row within thecage itself, and obediently slammed their doors shut while a long ironbar was shot across the whole length, from without ... then the big doorof the cage was opened, and we were thrust in. The bar was drawn back,liberating the others, then, from their cells.

The posse left. Our fellow prisoners crowded about us, asking usquestions ... what had we done?... and how had we been caught?... andwhat part of the country were we from?... etc. etc....

From the North ... yes, Yankee ... well, when a fellow was both a Yankand a tramp he was given a short shrift in the South.

They talked much about themselves ... one thing, however, we all held incommon ... our innocence ... we were all innocent ... every one of uswas innocent of the crime charged against us ... we were just beingpersecuted.

That afternoon a negro preacher, short and squat, who, innocent, was yetbeing held for Grand Jury, delivered us a fearful half-chanted sermon onthe Judgment Day. I never heard so moving, compelling a sermon. I sawthe sky glowing like a furnace, the star-touching conflagration of theEnd of Things rippling up the east in increasing waves of fire, in placeof the usual dawn ... I heard the crying of mankind ... of sinners ...for mountains to topple over on them and cover them from the wrath ofthe Lord....

"In co'hse I nevah done it," explained the preacher, "I had some hawgsof mah own. Mah hawgs had an under-bit an' an ovah-bit in dere eahs, an'de ones I's 'cused o' stealin', dey had only an ovah-bit. But heah dey'sgot me, holdin' me foh de pen."

The little grey-faced pickpocket—caught at his trade at the DallasFair, told me how easy it was to add an under-bit to an over-bit to theears of the two hogs stolen, "Sure that sneakin' nigg*h pahson did it,"he averred—but all the while he likewise averred that he hadn'tpicked the pocket of the man from whom he was accused of stealing awallet....

"Yes, I'll admit Ah've done sech things. But this taime they was surewrong. Ef I git framed up," he added, "I mean tuh study law ... pull foha job in th' prison libery an' read up ... an' take up practice when Iserve my term."

Beside the hog-stealing parson and the little grey-faced pickpocketthere were also:

A big negro youth, black as shiny coal, who was being held over onappeal. He'd been sentenced to ninety-nine years for rape of a negrogirl ... if it had been a white girl he would have been burned long ago,he said ... as it was, the sheriff's son, who was handling his case,would finally procure his release—and exact, in return, about tenyears' of serfdom as payment. And there was a young, hard-drinkingquarrelsome tenant-farmer, who was charged with having sold two bales ofcotton not belonging to him, to get money for drinking....

There was another negro, hanging-handed, simous-faced, who had, in a fitof jealousy, blown two heads off by letting loose both barrels at onceof his heavily charged shotgun ... the heads were his wife's ... and herlover's. He caught them when their faces were close together ... andthey were kissing. But he seemed a gentle creature, tractable andharmless.

On the outside of the cage in which we were cooped like menagerieanimals, a negro girl had her cot. She slept and lived out there by thebig stove which heated the place. She was a girl of palish yellowcolour. She was a trusty. She had been caught watching outside of ahouse while two grown-up negro women went within to rob.

Monday morning "kangaroo court" was called ... that court whichprisoners hold, mimicking the legal procedure to which they grow soaccustomed during their lives. We were arraigned for trial—the chargeagainst us, that of "Breaking Into Jail."

The cotton thief served as prosecuting attorney. The negro youth in forrape of one of his own colour,—the sergeant-at-arms; while the negropreacher in for hog-stealing defended us ... and he did it so well thatwe were let off with ten blows of the strap a-piece. We had no money tobe mulcted of, nor were we able to procure from friends, as the customis, funds for the buying of whiskey and tobacco.

In a few days Bud and I had settled down into the routine of jail-life.Every morning we swept our cells, and all the prisoners took turnssweeping the corridor. The fine for spitting on the floor was ten lasheslaid on hard. And each day before breakfast we soaked the seams of ourclothes in vile-smelling creosote to kill off the lice and nits. We hadno chance to bathe, and were given but little water to wash our face andhands.

"I wonder what they are going to do with us?"

"Anything they please," answered Bud gloomily.

"From thirty to ninety days on the county farm, I suppose?"

"We'll be lucky if we don't get from four to ten years in the pen."

"What for?"

"Burglary—didn't we break into that warehouse?"

Our meals were passed in to us through an open space near the level ofthe floor, at the upper end of the cage, where a bar had been removedfor that purpose. We'd line up and the tin plates would be handed in,one after the other ... two meals a day. For breakfast a corn pone ofcoarse, white corn meal, and a bit of fried sow-belly. For dinner, allthe water we could drink. For supper, breakfast all over again, withthe addition of a dab of greens. On rare occasions the sheriff's son orthe jailer went hunting ... and then we'd have rabbit. The sheriff hadthe contract, at so much per head, for feeding the prisoners.

Each morning I used to ask the jailer for the occasional newspaper withwhich he covered the basket in which he brought our food to us. Onemorning my eyes fell upon an interesting item:

The story of how two young desperadoes had been caught in the warehousebeside the railroad track, in the act of committing burglary ... thetale of our capture was briefly told ... the bravery of the nightwatchman and the posse extolled ... and the further information wasconveyed, that, having waved preliminary examination (and we had, forthey told us the justice was continually too drunk to examine us) wewere being held over for Grand Jury ... on a charge of burglary.

Though he had predicted this, the actuality of it struck Bud all of aheap. He paced up and down the cage for the full space of an hour,hanging his ungainly head between his shoulders in abandonment todespair.

My reaction was a strange one. I wanted to sing ... whistle ... dance... I was in the midst of adventure and romance. I was a Count of MonteCristo, a Baron von Trenck. I dreamed of linguistic and philosophicstudies in the solitude of my cell at the penitentiary till I was masterof all languages, of all wisdom, or I dreamed of escape and of rising towealth and power, afterwards, so that I would be pardoned and could comeback and magnanimously shame with my forgiveness the community that hadsent me up.

Bud stopped his pacing to and fro to stand in our cell-doorway. I wassitting on a stool, thinking hard.

"We can't do a thing," said Bud, "we're in for it, good and proper."

"—tell you what I'll do," I responded, "I'll write a letter to theowner of the warehouse and appeal to his humanity."

"You romantic jack-ass," yelled Bud, his nerves on edge. He walked awayangry. He came back calmer.

"Look here, Gregory, I want you to excuse that outburst—but you are afool. This is real life we're up against now. You're not reading aboutthis in a book."

"We'll see what can be done," I returned.

At the extreme end of the big cage, the end furthest from the entrancedoor, stood two cells not occupied. The last of these I had chosen formy study, a la Monte Cristo. The sheriff's son had lent me a dozen ofOpie Reid's novels, a history of the Civil War from the Southernviewpoint, an arithmetic, and an algebra. Here all day long I studiedand wrote assiduously. And it was here I went to sit on my stool andwrite the letter to the owner of the warehouse ... a certain Mr.Womber....

In it I pointed out the enormity of sending to the penitentiary twoyoung men, on a merely technical charge of burglary. For if we had goneinto the place to rob, why had we so foolishly, then, gone to sleep? Andwhat, at the final analysis, could we have stolen but bales of hay,sacks of guano, and plowshares? All of them too unwieldy to carry awayunless we had other conveyance than our backs. It was absurd, on theface of it.

Furthermore, I appealed to him, as a Christian, to let us go free ... inthe name of God, not to wreck our lives by throwing us, for a term ofyears, into contact with criminals of the hardened type—to give us onemore chance to become useful citizens of our great and glorious country.

Bud laughed sneeringly when I read the letter aloud to him ... said itwas a fine effort as a composition in rhetoric, but I might expectnothing of it—if the perpetually drunk jailer really brought it to itsdestination—except that it would be tossed unread into thewastebasket....

I pleaded with the jailer to deliver it for me ... told him howimportant it would be to our lives ... adjured him to consider ourhelpless and penniless state. He promised to deliver it for me.

"I have nothing to give you, now," I ended, "but, if I ever get free,I'll send you twenty-five dollars or so from up home, when I reach theNorth."

A prisoner's first dream is "escape." Voices outside on the street, thesight of the tops of green trees through bars, dogs barking far away,the travels of the sun as shown by moving bands of light on the wallsand in the cells—all remind him of the day when he was, as he now seesit, happy and free ... he forgets entirely, in the midst of the jail'sblack restraints, the lesser evils of outside, daily life. Even thetermagant wife is turned into a domestic angel.

Under the smoky prison lamp made of a whiskey bottle filled with oil,and a shred of shirt drawn through a cork, we planned to cut out.

"The way to do it is easy," said the little pickpocket, "in the sole ofevery good shoe is a steel spring. I'll take the steel from my shoe.There's already one bar removed from the chuck-hole (No use trying toreproduce the dialect). If we saw out another bar, that will give usenough room for going through. Then it will be easy to dig out themortar between the bricks, in the jail wall. Once out, we can make forthe river bottoms, and, by wading in the water, even their bloodhoundscan't track us."

"And once I get over into Indian Territory or Arkansas, you'll never seeme in Texas again," I muttered.

"How'll we conceal where we've been sawing?" Bud asked.

"By plugging up the grooves with corn bread blackened with soot that wecan make by holding the wick of this smoky lamp against thecage-ceiling."

"And how'll we keep folks from hearing the sawing?"

"By dancing and singing while Baykins here" (alluding to a "pore white"fiddler who had almost killed a man at a dance) "while Baykins hereplays 'whip the devil.'"

The very next day we began dancing and singing and taking turns at thechuckhole bar.

"Whip the Devil" is an interminable tune like the one about the "oldwoman chasing her son round the room with a broom."...

The mistake was, that in our eagerness we "whipped the devil" too longat a time. Naturally, the jailer grew suspicious of such sudden andprolonged hilarity. But even at that it took almost a week for them tocatch on. We knew it was all up when, one morning at breakfast, thesheriff came in with the jailer.

"Boys, all back into your cells!" he growled.

The long bar was thrown over our closed doors.

The sheriff stooped down and inspected the chuck-hole.

"Why, Jesus Christ, they'd of been through in two more nights. It's goodwe caught them in time or they'd of been a hell of a big jail-delivery... do you mean to tell me," turning to the jailer, "you never noticedthis before?" and with one finger he raked out the blackened corn bread.

"You see, I'm a little near-sighted, Mistah Jenkins."

"Too damned near-sighted, an' too damned stupid, too."

The big iron door of the cage was locked again, the long bar thrown offour cell doors.

"Now, you sons of b—— can come out into the cage again; but, mind you,if any of you try such a thing again, I'll take you out one by one andgive you all a rawhiding."

We received the abuse in sullen silence. For three days our rationslacked cornpone, for punishment.

We decided among ourselves that the negro preacher, to stand in wellwith the authorities, had given us away....

And if he had not, panic-stricken, pleaded with the sheriff to be takenout and put in a separate cell, I believe we would have killed him.

There was one more way. It was so simple a way that we had not thoughtof it before. The mulatto girl, who slept by the big stove, on a cot,just outside the cage ... a trusty and the jailer's unwilling concubine... this slim, yellow creature was much in love with the lusty youngfarmer who had stolen the bales of cotton and sold them for a drunk. Andit was he who suggested that, through her, we get possession of thekeys. For, every day, she informed us, she passed them by where theyhung on a nail, downstairs, as she swept and cleaned house for thejailer.

It was not a difficult matter to procure them. She would bring them upto us and hand them in through the chuck-hole, which the villageblacksmith had repaired and once more reinforced with extra bars, "sothem bastards won't even think of sawing out again," as the jailer hadexpressed it.

The evening she handed the keys in to us we were so excited we wanted tohave "Whip the Devil" played again for our singing and dancing. But thismight have once more awakened suspicion. Before, we had raised such arow as to have caused pedestrians to stop and listen in groups,wondering what made the men inside so happy....

There were three separate locks on the great cage door. One, two of themwent back with an easy click. For the third we could find no key. Therewas nothing else to do now but to have recourse to singing and dancingagain. Baykins started sawing his fiddle furiously while the big negroin for rape hammered and hammered on the lock to break it, with oneprison stool after another, till all were tossed aside, broken askindling wood is broken. It was good that the jailer was either deaf,or, like the heathen gods in the Old Testament, away on a journey.Finally, we gave up in despair. The big negro collapsed with a wail. Thefirst sign of weakness I ever detected in him.

"Now it's shore either ninety-nine yeahs in de pen foh me, or ten yeahsfor th' sheriff's son foh lawyah fees ... an' the footprints in deflowah bed ... of the man what done de rape was two sizes biggah danmine."

The next day the jailer, of course, missed the keys. Panic-stricken, themulatto girl was afraid to slip them back to their accustomed nail, forfear she'd be seen at it; or was it out of vindictiveness against thejailer that she had now actually hidden them somewhere (for, findingthem of no use, we had handed them back to her)!

That same afternoon the sheriff, with his son and the little,shrivelled, stuttering, half-deaf jailer, came in at the door of the bigroom. It was easy to see what they wanted. They wanted the keys and theywere going to make the girl confess where they were ... as she was theonly other person, beside the prison authorities, that was in the way tocome at them.

"Martha, we want them keys! Show us where they is, like a good girl!"

"'Deed, Ah don' know where dey is a-tall, Marse Sheriff!"

"Come on, gal, you was the only one downstairs exceptin' Jacklin heah!"pointing to the jailer.

The jailer nodded his head asseveratingly.

"Yes, Martha, tell us whar the keys air," urged the latter, withcaressing softness and fright in his voice. He didn't want his mistresswhipped.

"If you don't, by God, I'll whup the nigg*r hide clean off yore back,"and the sheriff reached for the braided whip which his son Jimmy handedhim.

"I sweah Ah don' know where dey is!"

"You dirty liah," taking out a watch; "I'll give you jest five minutest' tell, an' then—" he menaced with the up-lifted whip.

In stubborn silence the girl waited the five minutes out.

"Jimmy!... Jacklin!... throw her down an' hold her, rump up, over thatcot." They obeyed. With a jerk the sheriff had her dress up and her barebuttocks in view.

"I'm a-goin' to whup an' whup till you confess, Martha."

Crack! Crack! Crack! the whip descended, leaving red whelts each time.The mulatto girl writhed, but did not cry quits. Beads of perspirationglistened on the jailer's face. The girl shook off his lax grip on herarms ... the sheriff's son was holding her legs. We were crowded againstthe bars, angry and silent. We admired the girl's hopeless pluck. We sawshe was holding out just to, somehow, have vengeance on the jailer forher being held in unwilling concubinage by him, hoping he would catch ithard for having let the keys hang carelessly in open view, and so,stolen.

"Damn you, Jacklin," shouted the sheriff, "I believe you're a littlesoft on the gal ... come here ... you swing the whip an' I'll hold herarms."

In mute agony Jacklin obeyed ... whipping the woman of whom he was fond.

"Harder, Jacklin, harder," and the sheriff drew his gun on him toemphasise the command.

Under such impulsion, a shower of heavy blows fell. The girl screamed.

"I'll give up ... Oh, good Lordy, I'll give up."

And she dug the keys out from under the mattress across which they hadwhipped her.

After they had gone she lay crying on her face for a long while. Whennight came she still lay crying. Nothing any of us could say wouldconsole her. Not even the little white cotton thief had power to allayher hurt....

At last we began cursing and railing at her. That made her stop, after afashion. But still she occasionally gave vent to a heart-deep, dry,racking sob.

Locked in there behind bars and forced to be impotent onlookers, thewhipping we had witnessed made us as restless as wild animals. Thatnight, under the dim flare of our jail-made lamps, the boys gambled asusual, for their strips of paper,—and as eagerly as if it were realcurrency. I, for my part, drew away to the vacant cell at the far end ofthe cage to study and read and dream my dreams....

As I sat there I was soon possessed with a disagreeable feeling that amalignant, ill-wishing presence hovered near. I shifted in my seatuneasily. I looked up. There stood, in the doorway, the lusty youngfarmer who was in for stealing the bales of cotton. He wore an evil,combative leer on his face. He was "spoiling" for a quarrel—just forthe mere sake of quarrelling—that I could see. But I dissembled.

"Well, Jack?" I asked gently.

"You're a nice one," he muttered, "you pale-faced Yankee son of a b——... think you're better 'n the rest of us, don't ye?... readin' in yorebooks?"

"Nonsense, what are you picking at me for? I'm not harming anybody, amI?"

"No, but you're a God damned fool!"

"Look here, what have I ever done to you?"

"Nothin', only you're a white-livered stinker, an' I'm jest a-spoilin'foh a fight with you-all."

"But I don't want to fight with you."

"I'll make you," he replied, striding in; and fetching me a cuff on theear ... then, in a far-away voice that did not seem myself, I heardmyself pleading to be let alone ... by this time all the other boys hadcrowded down about the cell to see the fun.

I was humiliated, ashamed ... but, try as I would, the thought andvision of my uncle came on me like a palsy.

Bud stepped up. He had always been so meek and placid before that whathe did then was a surprise to me.

"I'll fight!"

"What! you?" glowered the young farmer, surprised.

"Yes, I'll give you all the fighting you want, you dirty cotton thief!"

Instantly the farmer made at him. Bud ran in, fetched him two blows inthe face, and clinched.

It was not going very well for the desperado. From somewhere on hisperson he whipped forth a knife, and, with a series of flashes throughthe air, began stabbing Bud again and again in the back.

I thank God for what came over me then. Too glad of soul to believe it,I experienced a warm surge of angry courage rushing through me like anelectric storm. All the others were panic-stricken for the moment. But Iburst through the group, rushed back to the toilet, and, with frenziedstrength, tore loose a length of pipe from the exposed plumbing. I camerushing back. I brought down the soft lead-pipe across "Jack's" ear,accompanying the blow with a volley of oaths in a roaring voice.

The farmer whipped about to face his new antagonist, letting Bud dropback. Bud sank to the iron floor. The farmer was astonished almost topowerlessness to find facing him, with a length of swinging pipe in hishand, the boy who had a few minutes before been afraid.

But he rapidly recovered and came on at me, gibbering like an incensedbaboon.

By this time all the humiliations I had suffered in the past, sincesuccumbing to the fear-complex that my uncle had beaten into me—all theoutrage of them was boiling in me for vengeance. I saw the blood bathingthe torn ear of my antagonist. It looked beautiful. I was no longerafraid of anything. Yelling my uncle's name I came on ... I beat theknife out of the other's hand and bloodied his knuckles with the nextblow. I beat him down with rapid blows, threshing at him, shouting andyelling exultantly.

The other men thought me gone crazy. I had, for the time, gone crazy.The fellow lay at my feet, inert. I stopped for the moment.

In that moment the gang began to close in on me, half frightenedthemselves. I threatened them back.

"By hell, I've had enough of bullying," I shouted wildly; "I'm notafraid of anything or anybody any more ... if there's anyone else herethat wants a taste of this pipe, let them step up."

"We ain't a-tryin' to fight you-all," called out the big negro who wasin for rape, "we jest don' want you to kill him an' git hung fohmurduh."

At the word "murder" I stepped quickly back.

"Well, don't let him come bothering me or my pal for a fight any morewhen we've done nothing to him."

"Don' worry, he won't no moh!" assured the fiddler....

I threw down the lead pipe. It had seemed to me that all the while itwas my Uncle Landon who had received the blows.

The rough-neck farmer was in bad shape; he was bloodied all over like astuck pig. The mulatto girl on the outside had for the last five minutesbeen occupied in calling out of the window for help. She managed toattract the attention of a passerby-by.

"What's the matter?" was called up to her....

"The jailer ain't downstairs ... an' de boys is killin' each other upheah!"

By the time the angry-faced sheriff came with his son, the jailer, and acouple of doctors, we had quieted down.

Bud and the farmer were taken out; by the side of each a pail of waterwas placed ... they were seated on stools, stripped to the waist. Thesurgeons dressed their wounds as if on a battlefield. "Jack" needed tenstitches in his scalp.... Bud had four knife wounds that demanded sewingup. Both the boys went pale like ghosts and spewed their bellies emptyfrom weakness and loss of blood....

"Mind you, you chaps in there have raised 'bout enough hell ... ef Ihear o' any more trouble, I'll take you all out one by one an' treateach one o' you-all to a good cowhidin', law or no law!"

I was let alone after that. My cowardice had gone forever. I was now aman among men. I was happy. I saw what an easy thing it is to fight, todefend yourself. I saw what an exhilaration, a pleasure, the exchangingof righteous blows can be.

Always my dream was of being a big man when I got out—some day. AlwaysI acted as if living a famous prison romance like that of Baron VonTrenck's.

I collected from the living voices of my fellow prisoners innumerablejail and cocaine songs, and rhymes of the criminal world. I wrote themdown on pieces of wrapping paper that the jailer occasionally coveredthe food-basket with in lieu of newspaper.

(The sniffing sound indicating the snuffing up into the nostril of the"snow," or "happy dust," as it is called in the underworld.)

Then there was the song about lice:

And another, more general:

As you can guess, most of these jail songs and ballads of the underworldcould only be printed in asterisks. I was hoping, in the interests offolklore, to preserve them for some learned society's private printingpress.

A fresher green came to the stray branches of the trees that crossed ourbarred windows. The world outside seemed to waken with bird-song. It wasspring, and time for the sitting of the grand jury that was to decidewhether we were, each of us, to be held over for trial by petty jury ...days of fretful eagerness and discontent ... from the windows the yellowtrusty-girl said she could see lines of buggies driving in to town. Itwas the custom of farmers for miles around to drive in to their countyseat during the court assizes ... a week or so of holidays like acontinuous circus for them.

When the sheriff would have occasion to come into the room in whichstood our big cage, the boys would crowd up to the bars, each one hopingfor news favourable to his case ... the prevailing atmosphere was one ofhope.

The negro who had murdered his wife and her sweetheart with a shotgunhad already had his trial. He was—and had been—but waiting the arrivalof the prison contractor, as the latter went from county jail to countyjail, gathering in his flock, and taking them away, chained together, tothe penitentiary and the cane brakes ... "where only a big buck nigg*rcan live," the little pickpocket had told me, with fear in his voice....

He came ... the contractor ... to our jail at midnight. All of us leapedfrom our mattresses to witness the dreary procession of neck-chained andbe-manacled convicted men. In the light of the swinging lanterns, alurid spectacle. Our man was taken out and chained in with the gang.They clanked away down the stairs, leaving us who remained with heavychains on our hope instead of on our necks and hands and legs ...because of the sight we had just seen. For the passing day or so we wereso depressed that we wandered about saying nothing to each other, likedumb men.

One after the other the men had true bills found against them, andlittle slips of folded paper were thrust in to them through the bars oftheir cells. And shyster lawyers who fatten on the misfortunes of theprison-held being, began to hold whispered conversations (andconferences) from without, mainly to find out just how much eachprisoner could raise for fees for defence....

Bud and I were the only ones left. All the others had had true billsfound against them.

But there came an afternoon when the big, hulky sheriff, with the cruel,quizzical eyes, came to the back bars of our cell and summoned us upwith a mysterious air....

"Well, boys," he began, pausing to squirt a long, brown stream oftobacco juice, "well, boys—" and he paused again.

My nerves were so on edge that I controlled with difficulty a madimpulse to curse at the sheriff for holding us in such needlesssuspense....

Taking another deliberate chew off his plug, he told us that aftermature deliberation the grand jury had decided that there was not enoughgrounds for finding a true bill against us, and, as a consequence, wewere to be let go free.

The following morning I had the satisfaction of hearing from oldJacklin, the jailer, that Womber, the owner of the warehouse, hadhimself gone before the grand jury and informed them that he did notwish to press the charge of burglary against us....

Womber, Jacklin said, had received my letter and at first had tossed itaside ... even thrown it contemptuously into the wastebasket. But hiswife and daughter had raked it out and read it and had, day and night,given him no peace till he had promised to "go easy on the poor boys."

This was my triumph over Bud—the triumph of romance over realism.

"I'm glad we're getting out, but there's more damn fools in the worldthan I thought," he remarked, with a sour smile of gratification.

And now, with new, trembling eagerness, we two began waiting for thehour of our release. That very afternoon it would be surely, we thought... that night ... then the next morning ... then ... the next day....

But until a week more had flown, the sheriff did not let us go. In orderto make a little more profit on his feeding contract, averred ourprisoners.

But on Saturday morning he came to turn us loose. By this time we seemedblood brothers to the others in the cage ... negro ... mulatto ... white... criminal and vicious ... weak, and victims of circ*mstance ...everything sloughed away. Genuine tears stood in our eyes as with stronghand-grips we wished the poor lads good luck!

We stumbled down the jail stairway up which, three months before, we hadbeen conducted to our long incarceration in the cage. The light of freeday stormed in on our prison-inured eyes in a blinding deluge of whiteand gold ... we stepped out into what seemed not an ordinary world, buta madness and tumult of birds, a delirious green of trees too beautifulfor any place outside the garden of Paradise.

"Come on," said Bud, "let's go on down the main street and thank Womberfor not pressing the case—"

"To hell with Womber!"

"Well, then, I'm going to thank him."

"I'm grateful enough.... I might write him a letter thanking him ...but I'm not anxious to linger in this neighbourhood."

So Bud and I parted company, shaking hands good-bye; he headed west ...to China and the East, finally, he said ... I never knew his real name... neither of us gave his right name to the town's officials....

As I sought the railroad tracks again, the good air and my unwontedfreedom made me stagger, so that several negroes laughed at me heartily,thinking I was drunk.

I sat down on a railroad tie and tenderly and solicitously took a brownpackage out of my inside pocket—the brown paper on which I hadinscribed with enthusiasm the curious songs of jail, cocaine, criminal,and prostitute life I had heard during my three months' sojourn behindbars.

I looked them over again. With all their smut and filth, they were yetfull of naïve folk-touches and approximations to real balladry. I was astender of the manuscript as a woman would be with her baby.

The sky grew overcast. A rain storm blew up. A heavy wind mixed withdriving wet ... chilly ... I found shelter under a leaky shed ... wassoggy and miserable ... even wished, in a weak moment, for thecomparative comfort of my cell again....

The fast freight I was waiting for came rocking along. I made a run forit in the rapidly gathering dusk. I grabbed the bar on one side and madea leap for the step, but missed, like a frantic fool, with onefoot—luckily caught it with the other, or I might have fallenunderneath—and was aboard, my arms almost wrenched from their sockets.

Not till I had climbed in between the cars on the bumpers did I realisethat my coat had been torn open and my much-valued songs jostled out.

Without hesitation I hurled myself bodily off the train. My one idea toregain the MSS. I landed on my shoulders, saw stars, rolled over andover. I groped up and down. And tears rained from my eyes when Iunderstood those rhymes were lost forever....

It was midnight before I caught another freight. I climbed wearily intoan empty box car while the freight was standing still. I was seen. Abrakeman came to the door and lifted up his lantern, glancing within, Iwas crouching, wet and forlorn, in a corner of the car, waiting for thefreight to be under way.

"Come on out with you! Hit the grit!" commanded the "shack" grimly.

I rose. I came to the door. I hated him in my heart, but quite simplyand movingly I recited the story of my imprisonment, ending by askinghim to let me ride, in the name of God.

He crunched away down the path, his lantern bobbing as he went.

All night long I rode ... bumpity-bump, bumpity-bump, bumpity-bump! Allnight long my head was a-ferment with dreams of the great things I wouldachieve, now that I was free of the shadow of imprisonment.

When I walked down the streets of Haberford once more, though I wasleathery and stronger-looking, my adventures had added no meat to mybones. I was amused at myself as I walked along more than usually erect,for no other reason than to keep my coat-tail well down in back in ordernot to show the hole in the seat of my trousers. As I came down thestreet on which my father and I had lived, an anticipatory pleasure ofbeing recognised as a sort of returned Odysseus beat through my veinslike a drum. But no one saw me who knew me. It hurt me to come home,unheralded.

I came to the house where I had dwelt. I pulled the bell. There was noanswer. I walked around the corner to the telegraph office. I wasoverjoyed to see lean, lanky Phil, the telegraph operator, halfsleeping, as usual, over the key of his instrument.

"Hel-lo, John Gregory!" he shouted, with glad surprise in his voice.

He telephoned my father ... who came over from the works, running withgladness. I was immediately taken home. I took three baths thatafternoon before I felt civilised again....

My father had returned to the Composite Works. I was alone in my littleroom, with all my cherished books once more. They had been, I couldplainly observe, kept orderly and free of dust, against cay home-coming.I took down my favourite books, kissing each one of them like asweetheart. Then I read here and there in all of them, observing all theold passages I had marked. I lay in all attitudes. Sprawling on thefloor on my back, on my belly ... on my side ... now with my kneescrossed....

Whitman, Shakespeare, Scott, Shelley, Byron ... Speke, Burton, Stanley... my real comrades!... my real world! Rather a world of books than aworld of actuality!...

I was so glad to be among my books again that for a month I gave nothought to the future. I did nothing but read and study ... except atthose times when I was talking to people prodigiously of my trip andwhat I had seen and been through. And naturally and deftly I wove hugestrips of imagination and sheer invention into the woof of every tale oranecdote....

I captained ships, saw Chinese slaughtered by the thousands, foughtbandits on the outskirts of Manila, helped loot the palace of theempress in the Sacred City at Pekin ... tales of peril and adventurethat I had heard others relate at camp-fires, in jail, in theforecastle, on the transport, I unhesitatingly appropriated as my ownexperiences.

All the papers printed stories about me. And I was proud about it. And Ibecame prouder still when I sold a story in two parts to a New YorkSunday paper ... I liked the notoriety....

But as usual, the yarns I retailed struck in upon my own imagination,too ... just as had my earlier stories of killing Indians. Particularlythe tale I had related of having seen dead Chinamen in heaps with theirheads lopped off. A nightmare of this imaginary episode began to come tome. And another dream I had—of a huge Boxer, with a cutlass, standingover me. And he was about to carve me piecemeal while I lay bound andhelpless before him. The dream persisted so strongly that, after Iawoke, I still seemed to see him standing in a corner of my room. And Icried aloud. And felt foolish when it brought my father in. So I stoppedmaking up adventures, especially the disagreeable ones, because theyeventually had more effect on me than they did on my auditors.

My father had changed boarding places ... but, as usual, it was notbetter food, but a little, dark widow that attracted him to thatboarding house.

I now devoted myself exclusively to poetry—the reading of it. I alwayshad a book in my pocket. I read even at meals, despite my father'sprotests that it was bad-mannered.

Breasted's book store, down in Newark, was where I was nearly always tobe found, in the late afternoons.

It was there, in the murky light of a dying twilight, that I came Uponthe book that has meant more to my life than any other book everwritten....

For a long time I had known of John Keats, that there was such a poet.But, in the fever of my adolescence, in the ferment of my tramp-life, Ihad not yet procured his poetry....

Now, here were his complete works, right at hand, in one volume ... adamaged but typographically intact copy....

I had, once before, dipped into his Endymion and had been discouraged... but this time I began to read him with his very first lines—hisdedication to Leigh Hunt, beginning:

"Glory and loveliness have passed away."

Then I went on to a pastoral piece:

"I stood tiptoe upon a little hill."

I forgot where I was. A new world of beauty was opened to me.... I readand read....

"Come, Gregory, it's time to close"—a voice at my elbow. It wasBreasted's assistant, a little, curious man who reminded me of mysky-pilot at Sydney. He, also, wore a black, long-tailed coat. He wasknown as "the perfessor."

"You've been standing here as quiet as a crane for three hours."

"How much do you want for this book?"

"A quarter ... for you!" He always affected to make me specialreductions, as an old customer....

A quarter was all I had. I paid for my Keats, and walked home. Walked? Iwent with wings on each heel. I was as genuinely converted to a new lifeas a sinner is converted to the Christian religion.

I lit the light in my room. All night I read and re-read, not a whitsleepy or tired.

I went for a week in a mad dream, my face shining and glowing with innerecstasy and happiness.

There did not seem to be time enough in the twenty-four hours of eachday for reading and studying and writing. And a new thing came to me: ashame for my shadow thinness and a desire to build myself into a betterphysical man.

At that time McFadden's Physical Culture Magazine was becoming widelyread. I came across a copy of it. I found in it a guide to what I was insearch for. Faithfully I took up physical culture. Fanatically I keptall the windows open, wore as little clothing as possible ... adopted acertain walk on tiptoe, like a person walking on egg-shells, to developthe calves of my legs from their thinness to a more proportionate shape.And, as I walked, I filled and emptied my lungs like a bellows. I kept asmall statue of Apollo Belvedere on top of my bookcase. I had a print ofthe Flying Mercury on the wall, at the foot of my bed. Each morning, onwaking, I filled my mind full of these perfect specimens of manhood,considering that by so doing I would gradually pilot my body to physicalperfection.... I know that many things I say about myself will appeal tothe "wit" as humorous. I can't help it if I am laughed at ... everybodywould be, if they told the truth about themselves, like this.

I joined the Y.M.C.A. for the physical side, not for the spiritual. Ifound a spirit that I did not like there, a sort of mental deadness andineffectually. But one thing the Y.M.C.A. did for me: I found on thebulletin board one day an announcement of the summer term of Mt. HebronPreparatory School.... It was a school for poor boys and men ... neitherage nor even previous preparation counted ... only earnestness ofpurpose. And, as each student had his two hours' work a day to do, theexpense for each term was nominal.

I had been paid fifty dollars for my article on my adventures in the NewYork Sunday paper. A Newark Sunday paper bought several articles also.To the money I had saved up my father contributed as much again. Istarted for preparatory school.

Mt. Hebron School consisted of a series of buildings set apart on ahill. It was an evangelical school founded by a well-knownrevivalist—William Moreton.

Around it lay pine forests and, at its feet, the valley of theConnecticut River.

No matter what subjects they taught, the main endeavour of itsprofessors, in season and out, was the conversion of every freshmanimmediately to Evangelical Christianity, as soon as he had had hisquarters assigned to him....

Scarcely had we settled ourselves, each with his roommate, than the twoweeks' revival began. I will not enter into the details of this revival.This was merely the opening of the summer term. At the opening of theschool year in the fall—that was when they held the realrevival,—and the story of the whipped-up frenzy of that will afford amore characteristic flavour.

It put a singing in my heart to find myself at last a student in aregular preparatory school, with my face set toward college.

I had passed my examinations with credit, especially the one in theBible. This won me immediate notice and approval among the professors.Fortunate, indeed, I now regarded those three months in jail ... themost fruitful and corrective period of my life. For not only had Istudied the Bible assiduously there, but I had learned Americanhistory—especially that of the Civil War period ... and I had studiedarithmetic and algebra, so that in these subjects I managed to slidethrough.

I was put to cleaning stalls and currying horses for my two hours' workeach day. Though I hated manual labour, I bent my back to the tasks witha will, glad to endure for the fulfillment of my dream.

That first summer I took Vergil and began Homer. I had studied thesepoets by myself already, but found many slack ends that only the aid andguidance of a professor could clear up. And, allowing for their narrowreligious viewpoints, real or affected, in order to hold theirpositions, they were fine teachers—my teachers of Latin and Greek—withreal fire in them.... Professor Lang made Homer and his days live forus. The old Greek warriors rose up from the dust, and I could see theshining of their armour, hear the clash of their swords.

Professor Dunn made of Vergil a contemporary poet....

Lang was of the fair Norse type, so akin to the Greek in adventurousspirit. Dunn was of the dark, stocky, imperial Roman type. In a toga hewould have resembled some Roman senator....

That summer there were long woodland walks for me, when I would take avolume of some great English poet from the library and roam far a-field.

After that first summer it was my father who kept me at school. He wastoo poor to pay in a lump sum for my tuition, so he sent four dollarsevery week from his meagre pay, to keep me going.

There was a wide, wind-swept oval for an athletic field. From it yougazed on a beautiful vista of valleys and enfolding hills. Here everyafternoon I practiced running ... to the frequent derision of the otherathletes, who made fun of my skinny legs, body, and arms....

But as I ran, and ran, every afternoon, my mile, the boys stoppedlaughing, and I heard them say among themselves, "Old Gregory, he'll getthere!"

After the exercise there would be the rub-down with fragrant witch hazel... then supper!

A dining-room, filled to the full, every table, with five hundredirrepressible boys ... it was a cheerful and good attendance at each ofthe three meals. We joined together in saying a blessing. We sang alusty hymn together, accompanied on the little, wheezy, dining-roomorgan. I liked the good, simple melodies sung, straight and hearty,without trills and twirls....

Every night, just before "lights out," at ten, fifteen minutes was setaside, called "silent time"—and likewise in the morning, just beforebreakfast-bell—for prayer and religious meditation.

Jimmy Anderson, my little blond roommate, fair-haired and delicate-facedas a girl (his sisters, on the contrary, not femininely pretty, as he,but masculine and handsome)—Jimmy Anderson read his Bible and knelt andprayed during both "silent times."

I read the Bible and prayed for the quiet, religious luxury of it. Myprayer, when I prayed, was just to "God," not Jehovah ... not to God ofany sect, religion, creed.

"Dear God," ran always my prayer, "Dear God, if you really exist, makeme a great poet. I ask for nothing else. Only let me become famous."

I was so happy in my studies,—my work, even,—my wanderings in thewoods and along the country roads, with the poets under my arms.... Iread them all, from Layamon's Brut on. For, for me, all that existedwas poetry. At this stage of my life it was my be-all and end-all.

My father was a most impractical man. He would sit in his office asforeman, read the New York Herald, and suck at an unlit cigar, tellinganyone who listened how he would be quite happy to retire and run alittle chicken farm somewhere the rest of his life.

The men all liked him ... gave him a present every Christmas ... butthey never jumped up and lit into their work, when they saw him coming,as they did for the other bosses. And the management, knowing hiseasiness, never paid him over twenty or twenty-five dollars a week. Butwhenever I could cozen an extra dollar out of him, alleging extra schoolexpenses, I would do so. It meant that I could buy some more books ofpoetry.

I was sent from the stable out into the fields to work ... harder andmore back-breaking than currying horses. But my labour was alleviated bythe fact that a little renegade ex-priest from Italy worked by myside,—and while we weeded beets or onions, or hoed potatoes, he taughtme how to make Latin a living language by conversing in it with me.

There were no women on the hill but the professors' wives, and they werean unattractive lot. We were as exempt from feminine influence as agathering of monks—excepting when permission was given any of us to goover to Fairfield, where, besides the native New England population ofwomen and girls, was situated the girls' branch of our educationalestablishment....

The fall term ... the opening of the regular school year. Theregular students began to pour in, dumping off the frequent trains atthe little school station ... absurd youths dressed in the exaggeratedstyle of college and preparatory school ... peg-top trousers ...jaunty, postage-stamp caps ... and there was cheering and hat-waving andsinging in the parlours of the dormitories on each floor.

There were three dormitory groups on the "hill." The "villas" were themost aristocratic. There the "gentlemen" among the students, and theteachers' favourites, dwelt—with the teachers. Then there was CrosstonHall, and Oberly. Crosston was the least desirable of the halls. It wasthere that I lived.

We were hardly settled in our rooms when the usual fall revivalbegan....

One of the founders of the school, a well-known New Englandmanufacturer, came on his yearly pilgrimage ... a fanatic disciple ofthe great Moreton, he considered it his duty to see to the immediateconversion, by every form of persuasion and subtle compulsion, of everynewly arrived student.

Rask was a tall, lean, ashen-faced man. He had yellow, prominent teethand an irregular, ascetic face. In his eyes shone an undying lightningand fire of sincere fanaticism and spiritual ruthlessness that, inmediæval times, would not have stopped short of the stake and fa*got toconvince sinners of the error of their ways.

The evangelist's two sons also hove on the scene from across the river... both of them were men of pleasing appearance. There was theyouthful, elegant, dark, intellectual-browed John Moreton, who haddoctorates of divinity from half a dozen big theological seminaries athome and abroad; and there was the business man of the two—Stephen,middle-aged before his time, staid and formal ... to the latter, thetwin schools: the seminary for girls and the preparatory school forboys—and the revivalistic religion that Went with them, meant a, sortof exalted business functioning ... this I say not at all invidiously... the practical business ideal was to him the highest way of men'sgetting together ... the quid pro quo basis that even God accepted.

The first night of the opening of the term, when the boys had scarcelybeen herded together in their respective dormitories, the beginning ofthe revival was announced from the little organ that stood in the middleof the dining-room ... a compulsory meeting, of course. In newlyacquainted groups, singing, whistling, talking, and laughing, asschoolboys will, the students tramped along the winding path that led tothe chapel on the crest of the hill.

On the platform sat the teachers. In the most prominent chair, with itsplush seat and its old-fashioned peaked back, sat theevangelist-manufacturer, Rask,—the shine of hungry fanaticism in hisface like a beacon, his legs crossed, a dazzling shine on his shoes, hishands clutching a hymn book like a warrior's weapon.

Little Principal Stanton stood nearby, his eyes gleaming spectrallythrough his glasses, his teeth shining like those of a miniatureRoosevelt.

"We will begin," he snapped decisively, "with John Moreton's favouritehymn, when he was with us in this world."

We rose and sang, "There is a green hill far away—"

Then there were prayers and hymns and more prayers, and a lengthyexhortation from Rask, who avowed that if it wasn't for God in his hearthe couldn't run his business the way he did; that God was with him everyhour of his life,—and oh, wouldn't every boy there before him take thedecisive step and come to Christ, and find the joy and peace thatpasseth understanding ... he would not stop exhorting, he asserted, tillevery boy in the room had come to Jesus....

And row by row,—Rask still standing and exhorting,—each student wassolicited by the seniors, who went about from bench to bench, kneelingby sinners who proved more refractory ... the professors joined in thetask, led by the principal himself.

Finally they eliminated the sheep from the goats by asking all whoaccepted the salvation of Christ to rise. In one sweep, most of the boysrose to their feet ... some sheepishly, to run with the crowd ... but afew of us were more sincere, and did not rise ... it was at these thatthe true fire of the professors and seniors was levelled.

They knelt by us. They prayed. They agonised. They groaned. They adjuredus, by our mothers, to come to Jesus ... all the while, over and overagain, softly, was sung, "O Lamb of God, I come, I come!"

Weakening under the pressure, and swung by the power of herd-instinct,most of us "came."

Then there was the hypnotism of the enthusiasm which laid hold of us.It was indescribable in its power. It even made me want to rise anddeclare myself, to shout and sing, to join the religious and emotionaldebauch.

When chapel adjourned at ten o'clock many had been cajoled and bulliedinto the fold. Then, still insatiable for religion, at the villas andhalls, the praying and hymn-singing was kept up.

In the big parlour of Crosston Hall the boys grouped in prayer andrejoicing. One after the other each one rose and told what God had donefor him. One after the other, each offered up prayer.

Toward three o'clock the climax was reached, when the captain of thehall's football team jumped to a table in an extra burst of enthusiasmand shouted, "Boys, all together now,—three cheers for Jesus Christ!"

I was one of the three in our hall who resisted all efforts atconversion. The next morning a group of convertees knelt and prayed forme, in front of my door ... that God might soften the hardness of myheart and show me the Light.

For two weeks the flame of the revival burned. Some were of the opinionthat from the school this time a fire would go forth and sweep theworld....

There were prayer-meetings, prayer-meetings, prayer-meetings ... betweenclasses, during study-periods, at every odd minute of time to besnatched.

Though, my preceding summer, my chief pastime had been to argue againstthe Bible, all this praying and mental pressure was bound to have aninfluence on my imaginative nature....

Besides, the temptation toward hypocrisy was enormous. The school washoneycombed with holy spies who imputed it merit to report the laxity ofothers. And, once you professed open belief, everything immediately greweasy and smooth—even to the winning of scholarships there, and, ongraduation, in the chief colleges of the land.

So, suddenly, I took to testifying at prayer meetings, half believing Imeant it, half because of the advantages being a professed Christianoffered. And the leaders sang and rejoiced doubly in the Lord over thesignal conversion of so hard and obdurate a sinner as I.

One day, as I was marching in line from the chapel, a queer thing tookplace....

One of the boys whom I could not identify hissed, "Go on, youhypocrite!" at me.

In a few weeks the pendulum swung as far to the other extreme. Myhypocrisy made me sick of living in my own body with myself. I threw offthe transient cloak of assumed belief. Once more I attacked thestupidity of belief in a six-day God, inventor of an impossibleparadise, an equally impossible hell.

In the early spring I left school before the term was over, impatient,restless, at odds with the faculty ... Stanton termed it "under acloud." I had my eyes set on another ideal.

Down in the mosquito-infested pine woods of New Jersey Stephen Bartonhad located. Barton was possessed with the dream of making the men andwomen of the world physically perfect—a harking back to the old Greekswith their worship of the perfection of bodily beauty and health. I hadlong been a reader of his magazines, a follower of his cult, and, nowthat I heard of his planning to build a city out in the open country,where people could congregate who wished to live according to histeachings, I enrolled myself ardently as one of his first followers anddisciples....

Barton had taken over a great barn-like, abandoned factory building thatstood on the shore of an artificial lake—which, in his wife's honour,he re-named after her, Lake Emily ... his wife was a fussy Canadianwoman who interfered in everyone's affairs beyond endurable measure. Iwas told she used to steal off the chair the old clothes Barton used towear by preference—paddling along the winding creek in a canoe to hiswork each morning, his pants rolled up to the knees—and put in theirstead a new, nicely creased suit!

Barton's face was wizened and worried ... but, when we took our morningshower, after exercise, under the lifted gates of the dam, his bodyshowed like a pyramid of perfect muscles ... though his legs—one ofthe boys who had known him a long time said his chief sorrow was that hecould never develop his legs the way he wished them to be.

We began the building of the city. We laid out the streets through thepines ... many of us went clad in trunks ... or in nothing ... as wesurveyed, and drove stakes. The play of the sun and the wind on thenaked skin—there is nothing pleasanter, what though one has to slapaway horseflies and mosquitoes ... the vistas through the pines wereglorious. I saw in my mind's eyes a world of the physically perfect!

As the laying out of the sites and the streets progressed, dwellers cameto join with us ... fanatics ... "nuts" of every description ... thesick....

A woman, the wife of some bishop or other, came to join us early in theseason. She had cancer and came there to be cured of it by the naturetreatment. She brought with her an old-fashioned army tent, and rentedfor its location the most desirable site on the lake shore.

She had a disagreement with Barton—and left to consult regular doctors.She turned over all rights to her tent and to the site to me.

"And mind you, Mr. Gregory," she admonished, "this tent and the place itstands on is as much yours as if you paid for it ... for it's paid fortill Christmas."

So, with my Shelley, my Keats, and my growing pile of manuscript, I tookpossession. And with covering from the wet and weather over my head andwith plenty of mosquito netting, I felt established for the summer.

Every morning I rose to behold the beauty of the little, mist-wreathedlake. Every morning I plunged, naked, into the water, and swam thequarter of a mile out to the float, and there went through my system ofcalisthenics.

I lived religiously on one meal a day—a mono-diet (mostly) of wholewheat grains, soaked in water till they burst open to the white of theinside kernel....

Everybody in our rapidly increasing tent-colony enjoyed a fad of his orher own. There was a little brown woman like the shrivelled inside ofan old walnut, who believed that you should imbibe no fluid other thanthat found in the eating of fruits ... when she wanted a drink she neverwent to the pitcher, bucket, or well ... instead she sucked oranges orate some watermelon. There was a man from Philadelphia who ate nothingbut raw meat. He had eruptions all over his body from the diet, butstill persisted in it. There were several young Italian nature-folk whoate nothing but vegetables and fruits, raw. They insisted that all theills of flesh came to humanity with the cooking of food, that the sunwas enough of a chef. If appearances prove anything, theirs was thetheory nearest right. They were like two fine, sleek animals. A fire ofhealth shone in their eyes. As they swam off the dam they looked liketwo strong seals.

Each had his special method of exercising—bending, jumping, flexing themuscles this way or that ... lying, sitting, standing!... those whobrought children allowed them to run naked. And we older ones wentnaked, when we reached secluded places in the woods.

The townspeople from neighbouring small towns and other country folkused to come from miles about, Sundays, to watch us swim and exercise.The women wore men's bathing suits, the men wore just trunks. I woreonly a gee-string, till Barton called me aside and informed me, that,although he didn't mind it, others objected. I donned trunks, then, likethe rest of the men....

Behind board lean-tos,—one for the men, the other for the women,—wedressed and undressed....

One Sunday afternoon a Russian Jewess slipped off her clothes, in aninnocent and inoffensive manner, just as if it was quite thething,—standing up in plain view of everybody. There went up a greatshout of spontaneous astonishment from both banks of the lake where theon-lookers sat. But the shout did not disturb the rather pretty, darkanarchist. Leisurely she stepped into her onepiece bathing suit.

Barton was a strange, strong-minded, ignorant man. Hardly able tocompose a sentence in correct English, he employed educated, butunresourceful assistants who furnished the good grammar, while hesupplied the initiative and original ideas, and increased the influenceand circulation of his magazine. Also he lived strenuously up to thedoctrines he taught; fasting, for instance.

Soon after I reached "Perfection City" he launched on his two weeks'annual fast. Up in the big house where he lived, in the next town ofAndersonville (he himself would have been gladder of a mere shack ortent like the rest of us—but his wife negated any such idea) Mrs.Barton used to taunt and insult him by putting out the best food underhis nose, during this time.

Mrs. Barton was a terror. She was ever inviting to her house that kindof people who know somebody "worth while" or are related to somebodywho, in their turn, are, perhaps, related to—somebody else!...

In their presence she would patronise Barton by calling him "Stevie!" inher drawling, patronising manner....

When the woman came in among the tents and shacks of our "city" shewould, in speaking with any of us, imply all sorts of mean, insinuatingthings about her reformer-husband....

Barton, they said, met her while on one of his lecture tours....

Their baby ... a little, red object like a boiled lobster ... theanonymous, undistinguished creatures all babies are at that time—themother used to bring it in among us and coo and coo over it soridiculously that we made her behaviour a joke among us.

Barton's secretary was a beautiful, gentle, large-eyed girl ... whollyfeminine ... soft-voiced ... as a reaction from the nagging of his wife,from her blatancy and utter lack of sympathy with any of his projects,he insensibly drifted into a relationship closer and closer, with thisgirl ... they used to take long walks into the pines together ... and beobserved coming back slowly out of the sunset ... hand in hand ... todrop each other's hands, when they considered that the observing line ofvision had been reached.

Lying under my huge army tent, by the shore of pretty little Lake Emily,I dreamed long and often, in the hush of starry midnight, ofreconstructing the life of the whole world—especially the love-lifebetween men and women.

Shelley was my God, not Christ. Shelley's notes to Queen Mab were mycreed, as his poetry and Whitman's furnished me my Bible. Through them Iwould reform the world!

I had not realised then (as Shelley did not till his death), theterrific inertia of people, their content, even, with the cramping andconventional ideas and beliefs that hold them in unconscious slavery....

I think that summer I learned Shelley and Whitman by heart.

And Keats was more than my creed. He comprised my life!

Day by day I took care of my body, gaining in weight, filling out thehollows in my face, till I had grown into a presentable young man. Forthe first time in my life I knew the meaning of perfect health. Everyatom of my blood tingled with natural happiness as I have felt it inlater days, under the stimulation of good wine.

No coffee, no tea, no beefsteak, no alcohol....

On that summer's ideal living I built the foundation of the health andstrength, that, long after, I finally acquired as a permanentpossession.

Stephen Barton and I had many interesting talks together. With thecultural background of Europe he might have been a Rousseau or aPhalanisterian. As it was, he ran a "natural life" magazine which,though crude, benefited hundreds of people. What though it showedpictures of stupid men and women revealing, in poses rivalling thecontortionist, their physical development acquired through his methods.

We would collect many people about us, to serve as a nucleus from whichthe future society of men and women would expand ... we would all livetogether as nearly naked as possible, because that was, after all, theonly pure thing ... as Art showed, in its painting and sculpture. Wewould make our livings by the manufacture of all sorts of exercisingapparatus and health-foods....

And so the world would be leavened with the new idea ... and men andwomen and little children would wander forth from the great, unclean,insanitary cities and live in clusters of pretty cottages ... naked, ingood weather,—in bad, clothed for warmth and comfort, but not forshame. And the human body would become holy.

Meanwhile the petty, local fight had started which was to disrupt thishope of Barton's, and thwart its fulfillment forever.

The town of Andersonville became jealous of the town of Cottswoldbecause the latter handled most of the mail of our city and thereby hadachieved the position of third or fourth class postoffice—I don't knowexactly which.

The struggle commenced when the two lone policemen of Andersonvillebegan to arrest us—men and women—when we walked into their town forprovisions, clad in our bathing suits ... later on, we were forbidden torun for exercise, in our bathing suits, on the fine, macadamised roadthat passed not far from our dwellings ... it shocked the motorists.

Yet people came from far and near, just to be shocked. That seems to bethe chief, most delightful, and only lawfully indulged emotion of thePuritan.

Barton summoned us to a meeting, one night, and we held a long palaverover the situation. We decided to become more cautious, in spite of afew hotheads who advised defiance to the hilt....

And the beautiful girl that possessed such fine breasts could no longerrow about on our little lake, naked to the waist. And we were requestedto go far in among the trees for our nude sun-baths.

The more radical of us moved entirely into the woods, despite the sandflies....

Then the affair simmered down to quietness—till the New York Worldand the New York Journal sent out their reporters.... After that, whatwith the lurid and insinuating stories printed, the state authoritiesbegan to look into the matter—and found no harm in us.

But the Andersonville officials were out for blood. Cottswold wasgrowing too fast for their injured civic pride and vanity.

"Can't you divide your mail between the two towns, and make them boththird or fourth class or whatever-it-is postoffice towns?" I askedBarton, after he had given me the simple explanation of the wholeaffair.

"No—for if I took anything away from Cottswold and added it toAndersonville, then the Cottswold authorities would become myadversaries, too ... the only thing I can do," he added, "is what Imeant to do all along,—as soon as our 'city' has grown importantenough—have 'Perfection City' made a postoffice."

"And then make enemies of both towns at once?"

He threw up his hands in despair and walked away.

Having quit work with the gang that was laying out the streets of thefuture city through the pines, I was entirely out of the few dollars myseveral weeks' work had enabled me to save ... though but little wasneeded to exist by, in that community of simple livers ... my procuringmy tent free had rendered me quite independent....

One afternoon Barton met me on the dam-head.

"Come on in swimming with me ... I have something to talk with youabout," he said.

We swam around and talked, as nonchalantly as two other men would havedone, sitting in their club.

"How would you like to work for me again?"

"What is it you want me to work at?"

"I need a cook for my nature restaurant ... can you cook?"

I thought. I knew his present cook, MacGregor, the Scot, and I didn'twant to do him out of a job. Besides, I didn't know how to cook.

The first objection Barton read in my face.

"MacGregor is quitting ... I'm not firing him."

"All right ... I'll take the job."

Our conference over, we had climbed out to the top of the dam, slidover, and were now standing beneath. The water galloped down in a snowycataract of foam, as we topped off our swim with the heavy "shower-bath"that was like a massage in its pummelling.

MacGregor good-naturedly stayed an extra week, saying he'd show me therun of things. Secretly he tried to teach me how to cook....

As the cooking was not all of the "nature" order, but involved preparingfood for a horde of people we called "outsiders" who were employed inBarton's publishing plant, I would have to prepare meat and bake breadand make tea and coffee....

Barton confessed to me that a food-compromise was distasteful to him.But he could not coerce. While lecturing about the country it was often,even with him, "eat beefsteaks or starve!"

MacGregor was a professional Scotchman, just as there are professionalIrishmen, Englishmen and professional Southern Gentlemen ... everyScotchman is a professional Scotchman ... but there is always somethingpleasant and poetic about his being so ... it is not as it is with theothers—whose "professionalism" generally bears an unpleasant reek.

MacGregor had sandy, scanty hair, a tiny white shadow of a moustache,kindly, weak eyes, a forehead prematurely wrinkled with minute,horizontal lines. Burns ... of course ... he knew and quoted every lineto me. And Sentimental Tommy and Tommy and Grizel.

In a week I was left in full possession of the nature restaurant.

Barton had been rendered slightly paring and mean, in matters ofmoney,—by smooth individuals who came to him, glowing with words ofwhat they could effect for him, in this or that project—individuals whosoon decamped, leaving Barton the poorer, except in experience.

In return he had to retrench. But the retrenchments fell in the placewhere the penny, not the dollar, lay.

He practised economy on me. He gave me only ten dollars a week, boardand room free, as cook; and also I was to wait on the diners, as well asprepare the meals.

Nevertheless the fault for having two jobs at once thrust on me, restedpartly with me: when he asked me if I was able to do both, I fell into afoolish, boasting mood and said "yes."

MacGregor figured out my menu for me a week ahead, the day he left:"Anyhow, you'll only last a week," he joked.

The night before the first breakfast I lay awake all night, worrying ...hadn't I better just sneak away with daylight?... no, I must return toMt. Hebron in the fall. Though all I wanted to return for was to showthe school, that, in spite of my spindly legs, I could win my "H" intrack athletics.

I must make good at this job, and save ... my grandmother, who had sentme money the previous year, I must not call on her again. And I did notcount on my father ... for he was strenuously in the saddle to a grasswidow, the one who had lured him to change boarding houses, and she wasdevouring his meagre substance like the Scriptural locust.

That first breakfast was a nightmare. I "practised breakfast" from threeo'clock till six ... by six I had started another breakfast, and byseven, after having spoiled and burned much food, I was tolerably readyfor customers ... who seemed, at that hour, to storm the place.

It is not necessary to go into detail. In three days I was through. AndI had my first fight with Barton.

I was back in my army tent once more, free, with my Shelley, my Keats,my manuscript....

In despair of ever returning to Hebron, once more I lay under starrynights, dreaming poetry and comparing myself to all the Great Dead....

With the top of the tent pulled back to let the stars in, I lay beneaththe gigantic, marching constellations overhead—under my mosquitonetting—and wrote poems under stress of great inspiration ... at timesit seemed that Shelley was with me in my tent—a slight, grey form ...and little, valiant, stocky Keats, too.

After my quarrel with Barton, he tried to oust me from that desirablesite the Bishop's wife had turned over to me ... indeed, he tried topersuade me to leave the colony. But I would not stir.

There was a young fellow in the "City" named Vinton.... Vinton was thestrong man of the place. He spent three hours every morning exercising,in minute detail, every muscle of his body ... and he had developedbeautiful muscles, each one of which stood out, like a turn in a rope,of itself.

Vinton was sent to oust me, by force if need be.

I really was afraid of him when he strode up to me, as I lay therereading the Revolt of Islam again.

With a big voice he began to hint, mysteriously, that it would be wisefor me to clear out. I showed him that I held a clear title and right tosojourn there till Christmas, if I chose to, as the bishop's wife hadpaid for the site till that time, and had then transferred the use ofthe location to me. I showed him her letter ... with the Tallahasseepostmark.

His only answer was, that he knew nothing about that ... that Bartonwanted the place, and, that if I wouldn't vacate peaceably—and helooked me in the eyes like some great, calm animal.

Though my heart was pounding painfully, against, it seemed, the veryroof of my mouth, I compelled my eyes not to waver, but to look fiercelyinto his....

"Are you going to start packing?"

"No, I am not going to start packing."

"I can break your neck with one twist," and he illustrated that featwith a turn of one large hand in the air.

He came slowly in, head down, as if to pick me up and throw me down.

I waited till he was close, then gave him an upward rip with all mymight, a blow on the forehead that made the blood flow, and staggeredhim with consternation. To keep myself still at white heat, I showeredblows on him. To my surprise, he fell back.

"Wait—wait," he protested in a small voice, "I—I was just fooling."

After Vinton left, my blood still pouring through my veins in atriumphant glow, I sat on the ground by the side of my tent-floor andcomposed a poem....

That afternoon Barton's office boy was sent to me, as an emissary ofpeace.

"The boss wants to see you in his office."

"Tell your boss that my office is down here. If he wants to see me hecan come here."

The boy scurried away. I was now looked upon as a desperate man.

And I was happy. I sang at the top of my voice, an old ballad aboutCaptain John Smith, so that Barton could hear it through the open windowof his office....

I leaped into the lake, without even my gee-string on, and swam far out,singing....

Late that evening, Barton came to my tent ... very gently and sweetly... he no longer called me John or Johnnie ... I was now Mr. Gregory. Heasked me, if he rented the plot back from me, would I go in peace? Ireplied, no, I meant to stay there till the middle of September, whenthe fall term opened at Mt. Hebron.

Then he asked me, would I just join forces with him,—since we must putthe movement above personalities....

We had a long talk about life and "Nature" ideals. The man showed allhis soul, all his struggles, to me. And I saw his real greatness and wasmoved greatly. And I informed him I would antagonise him no longer,that, though I would not give up the desirable site, otherwise, I wouldhelp him all I could.

Then he said he would be glad to have me stay, and we shook handswarmly, the moisture of feeling shining in our eyes.

As the time for my return to school drew near, I was in fine physicalcondition, better than ever before in my life. I was still somewhatthin, but now it could be called slenderness, not thinness. And I wassurprised at the laughing, healthy, sun-browned look of my face.

I felt a confidence in myself I had never known before....

I had a flirtation with a pretty, freckle-faced girl. She worked inBarton's "factory," and she used to come down to my tent where I satreading, with only my trunks on,—during the noon hour,—and ask me toread poetry aloud to her. And I read Shelley. She would draw shylycloser to me, sending me into a visible tremour that made me ashamed ofmyself.

At times, as we read, her fair, fine hair would brush my cheek and senda shiver of fire through me. But I still knew nothing about women. Inever even offered to kiss her.

But when she was away from me, at night specially, I would go into long,luxurious, amorous imaginations over her and the possession of her, andI would dream of loving her, and of having a little cottage andchildren....

But words and elegant, burning phrases are never enough for a woman.

In a week I noticed her going by on the arm of a mill-hand.

And, broke again, I wrote to my grandmother that I must have fiftydollars to get back to school on. And, somehow, she scraped it togetherand sent it to me. My first impulse was to be ashamed of myself andstart to return it. Then I kept it. For, after all, it was for poetry'ssake.

On the train to Hebron, as I walked up the car to my seat, healthshining in my smooth, clear face and skin, the women and girls gave meapproving, friendly glances, and I was happy.

A summer of control from unhealthy habits had done this for me, a summerof life, naked, in the open air, plus exercise. I had learned a greatlesson. To Barton I owe it that I am still alive, vigorously alive, notcrawlingly ... but I suffered several slumps before I attained and heldmy present physique. For the world and life afford complications notfound in "Perfection City."

The school hill lay before my eyes again. From it spread on all sidesthe wonderful Connecticut valley. Up and down the paths to the dininghall, the buildings in which classes were held, the Chapel crowning thetopmost crest, wandered groups of boys in their absurd, postage-stampcaps, their peg-top trousers, their wide, floppy raglan coats.

I was a senior now. At first my change in bodily build and betteredhealth rendered me hardly recognisable to my friends.

The very first day I reached Hebron again I was out on the wide, ovalfield, lacing around the track. In a month would come the big track-meetand I was determined this time, to win enough points to earn me my "H."

Principal Stanton sent for me, the second day after my arrival.

"I wanted to have a long talk with you before you got settled, Gregory."

His steely, blue eyes gleamed through his gold-rimmed eyeglasses.

"Sit down."

And we had a talk lasting over an hour ... about religion mainly. He wassurprised to learn that I knew a lot about the early Church fathers, hadread Newman, and understood the Oxford controversy ... had read many ofthe early English divines....

"Gregory," he cried, putting his hand on my knee, "what a power for Godyou would be, if you would only give over your eccentricities andbecome a Christian ... a chap with your magnetism—in spite of yourfolly!—"

He impressed on me the fact, that, now I was a senior, more would beexpected of me ... that the younger boys would look up to me, as theydid to all seniors, and I must be more careful of my deportment beforethem ... my general conduct....

He asked me what I intended making of myself.

"A poet!" I exclaimed.

He spread his hands outward with a gesture of despair.

"Of course, one can write poetry if necessary ... but what career areyou choosing?"

"The writing of poetry."

"But, my dear Gregory, one can't make a living by that ... and one mustlive."

"Why must one live?" I replied fervently, "did Christ ever say 'One mustlive'?"

"Gregory, you are impossible," laughed Stanton heartily, "but we're allrather fond of you ... and we want you to behave, and try to graduate.Though we can't tell just what you might do in after-life ... whetheryou'll turn out a credit to the School or not."

"Professor Stanton, I have a favour to ask of you before I go," I asked,standing.

"Yes?" and he raised his eyebrows.

"I want to know if I can have that room alone, over the platform, inRecitation Hall."

"You'll have to ask Professor Dunn about that ... he has charge ofroom-transfers ... but why can't you room as the other students do?... Idon't know whether it is good for you, to let you live by yourself ...you're already different enough from the other boys ... what you need ismore human companionship, Gregory, not less."

"I want to do a lot of writing. I want to be alone to think. I plan toread Westcott and Hort's Greek New Testament all through, again, thiswinter." ... This was a sop to his religious sentiment. I related how Ihad first read the New Testament in the Greek, while on a cattle-boat,in the China Seas....

"Gregory, you're quite mad ... but you're a smooth one, too!" his eyesgleamed, amused, behind his glasses....

"And I want to write a lot of poems drawn from the parables of the NewTestament"—though, not till that minute had such an idea entered myhead....

When I was admitted to the study of Professor Dunn and sat down waitingfor him among his antique busts and rows of Latin books, I hadformulated further plans to procure what I desired....

He came in, heavily dignified, like a dark, stocky Roman, grotesque inmodern dress, lacking the toga.

I told him of my New Testament idea ... and added to it, as anafterthought, that I also wanted to prosecute a special study of thelyrics of Horace. Though he explained to me that Horace belonged to thecollege curriculum, his heart expanded. Horace was his favouritepoet—which, of course, I knew....

I got my room.

I borrowed a wheelbarrow from the barn, and wheeled my trunk down toRecitation Hall, singing.

What a hypocrite I had been! But I had obtained what I sought—a roomalone. But now I must, in truth, study the Greek Testament andHorace....

I figured out that if I enrolled for several extra Bible courses theFaculty would be easier on me with my other studies, and let me cut someof them out entirely.

To make myself even more "solid," I gave out that I had been persuadedto Christianity so strongly, of a sudden, that I contemplated studyingfor the ministry. I even wrote my grandmother that this was what Iintended to do. And her simple, pious letter in return, prayerful withthanks to God for my conversion so signal—in secret cut me to theheart....

But it gave me a temporary pleasure, now, to be looked upon as "safe."To be openly welcomed at prayer-meetings ... I acted, how I acted, theardent convert ... and how frightened I was, at myself, to find that, attimes, I believed that I believed!...

My former back-sliding was forgiven me.

And the passage of Tennyson about "one honest doubt" being more thanhalf the creeds, was quoted in my favour.

Field-day!...

I entered for the two-mile, to be run off in the morning ... for thehalf-mile, the first thing in the afternoon ... the mile, which was tobe the last event, excepting the hammer-throw. My class, in a body, hadurged me to enter for all the "events" I could ... when the delegationcame, I welcomed them, with gratified self-importance, to my solitaryroom. I invited them in, and they sat about ... on my single chair ...my bed ... the floor....

"You see, Gregory, if you win two of these races, we'll get the bannerthat goes to the class that makes the greatest number of points ... youmust do it for us ... we have never yet won the banner, and this is ourlast chance."

They left, solemnly shaking my hand, as over a matter of vastimportance....

Hurrying into my track suit, I went out to the Oval. It was three daysbefore the meet.

Dunn was there, with several others, measuring out distances andchalking lanes.

With all the delicate joy of an aesthete I took my slim, spiked runningshoes. I patted them with affection as I pushed my feet into them. Iremoved the corks from the shining spikes....

I struck out with long, low-running, greyhound strides ... around andaround ... the wind streamed by me....

I knew I was being watched admiringly. I could see it out of the tail ofmy eyes. So I threw forward in a final sprint, that brought me up, myeyes stinging with the salt of sweat, my legs aching ... my chestheaving....

"Good boy," complimented Dunn, coming up to me, and patting me on theback ... Gregory, I'm for you. I'm so glad you've come out a clean,fine, clear-cut Christian."

For the two-mile, the half, and the mile, each—a single athlete wastraining, his heart set on the record. It seemed impossible that Ishould win all three races. Yet I did.

I was all nerves and sinews for the two-mile. The night before I hadlain awake. I could not sleep so I read a poor translation of the odesof Pindar. But behind the bad verbiage of the translator, I fed on theshining spirit of the poetry. With Pindar's music in me, I was ready forthe two-mile.

Tensely we leaned forward, at the scratch. I had my plan of campaignevolved. I would leap to the fore, at the crack of the pistol, set aterrific pace, sprint the first quarter, and then settle into my long,steady stride, and trust to my good lung power ... for I had paidspecial attention to my lung-development, at "Perfection City."

I felt a melting fire of nervousness running through my body, aweakness.

I bowed my face in my hands and prayed ... both to Christ and to Apollo... in deadly seriousness ... perhaps all the gods really were....

The gun cracked. Off I leapt, in the lead ... in the first lap the fieldfell behind.

"Steady, Gregory, steady!" advised Dunn, in a low voice, as I flashedinto the second....

I thought I had distanced everybody ... but it chilled me to hear thesoft swish, swish of another runner ... glancing rapidly behind, I saw aswarthy lad, a fellow with a mop of wiry, black hair, whom we called"The Hick" (for he had never been anywhere but on a farm)—going stridefor stride, right in my steps, just avoiding my heels....

Run as I might, I couldn't shake him off....

Every time I swept by, the crowd would set up a shout ... but now theywere encouraging "The hick" more than me. This made me furious, hurt myegotism. My lungs were burning with effort ... I threw out into a longerstride. I glanced back again. Still the chap was lumbering along ... buteasily, so easily ... almost without an effort....

"Good God, am I going to be beaten?" I sensed a terrific sprinting-powerin the following, chunky body of my antagonist.

There were only two more laps ... the rest of the field were a lap and ahalf behind, fighting for third place amongst themselves ... jeered atby the instinctive cruelty of the onlookers....

My ears perceived a cessation of the following swish, the tread.Simultaneously I heard a great shout go up. I dared not look back,however, to see what was happening—I threw myself forward at thatshout, fearing the worst, and ran myself blind....

"Take it easy, you have it!"

"Shut up! he's after the record."

The shrill screaming of the girls who had come over, in a white,linen-starched wagon load, from Fairfield, gave me my last spurt.Expecting every moment to hear my antagonist grind past me, on thecinders, I sped up the home-stretch.

The air was swimming in a gold mist. I felt arms under mine, and I wascarried off to the senior tent, by my class-mates....

Yet I am convinced that I would have been beaten, if my rival had nothad the string that held his trunks up, break. He had sunk down on thetrack, when they had fallen, not to show his nakedness ... and, pullingthem up, and holding them, amid great laughter, he had still won secondribbon.

I won the second race—the half-mile, without the humour of such afateful intervention. It was my winning of the first that won me thesecond. I had just equalled the two-mile record, in the first....

I ran that half, blindly, like a mad man. I was drunk with joy over mypopularity ... for when I had gone into the big dining room for lunch,all the boys had shouted and cheered and roared, and pounded the disheswith their knives.

"Now, Gregory, you've just got to take the mile away from Learoyd ...he's a junior ... you've just got to!... besides, if you don't ...there's Flammer has lost the broad jump ... and we won't win the classbanner after all."

Learoyd was a smallish, golden-faced, downy-headed boy ... almost analbino.... I had seen him run ... he ran low to the ground, in flashes,like some sort of shore-bird.

In the class-tent, alone. Dunn had driven my class out, where they hadbeen massaging and kneading my legs ... which trembled and totteredunder me, from the excessive use they had already undergone.

I sat down and put my head between my knees, and groaned. Then Istraightened out my right leg and rubbed it, because a cramp wasknotting it.

"Hello, Gregory!"

The tent-flap opened. The athletic director poked his head in.

"Come on, Gregory, we're waiting for you."

"Wait a minute, Smythe ... I want to pray," I replied simply. Reverentlyhe withdrew ... impressed ... awed....

I flung myself on my face.

"Look here, God, I'll really believe in you, if you give me this lastrace ... it will be a miracle, God, if you do this for me, and I willbelieve in your Bible, despite my common sense ... despite history ...despite Huxley and Voltaire," then, going as far as I could—"yes, anddespite Shelley ... dear God, dear Christ, please do what I have asked."

My hand struck on a bottle of witch hazel as I rose. Impulsively, Idrank off half the contents. It sent a warmth through me. I straightenedup, invigorated.

"Come on, Gregory ... what's the matter?" it was Dunn, protesting,"we'll have to run off the mile without you, if you don't come."

"I'm ready ... I'm coming."

All that I had in my head, when the pistol cracked, was to run! ...all I felt about me was only a pair of mad legs.

I licked out, neither seeing nor caring ... almost feeling my way alongthe rim of the track with my toes, as I ran—as if I had racing eyes inthem. There was a continuous roar that rose and fell like the sea. But Ineither saw nor heeded. I just ran and ran.

On the home-stretch a fellow came breast to breast with me. It wasLearoyd ... running low like a swallow skimming the ground. But itdidn't worry me. I was calm, just floating along, it seemed to me.

I saw Dunn throwing his camera into the air, in the forefront of theseething crowd. He was crying for me to come on. The camera fell in asmashed heap, unregarded.

Barely, with my chest flung out, I took the tape ... trailing off ... Iran half a lap more, with my class leaping grotesquely and shouting,streaming across field after me—before I had my senses back again, andrealised that the race was over.

"Did I win? Did I win? Did I win?" I asked again and again.

"Yes, you won!"

I was being carried about on their shoulders.

"A little more, and we'd have to take you over to the hospital,"commented Smythe, as he looked at me, while I lay prone on my back,resting, under shelter of the tent.

"Who—who used up all this witch-hazel?" he asked of the rubbers....

I hid my face in the grass, pretending to groan from the strain I hadjust undergone. Instead, I was smothering a laugh at myself ... at theschool ... at all things....

"God and witch-hazel," I wanted to shout hysterically, "hurrah for Godand witch-hazel."

Then I rose shakily to my feet, and, flinging myself loose from thosewho offered to help me, I ran at a good clip, in my sneakers, danglingmy running shoes affectionately—to my solitary room ... with a bearingthat boasted, "why, I could run all those three races over again, oneright after the other, right now ... no, I'm not tired ... not the leastbit tired!"

That night, in the crowded dining hall, the ovation for me wastremendous.

"I'll smash life just like those races," I boasted, in my heart.

But my triumph and eminence were not to last long.

To be looked up to at Mt. Hebron you had to lead a distasteful,colourless life of hypocrisy and piety such as I have seldom seenanywhere before. Under cover of their primitive Christianity I neverfound more pettiness. First, you prayed and hymn-sung yourself intofavour, and then indulged in sanctimonious intrigue to keep yourselfwhere you had arrived.

I could not stand my half self-hypnotised hypocrisy any longer. A spiritof mischief and horseplay awoke in me. I perpetrated a hundredmisdemeanours, most of them unpunishable elsewhere, but of seriousimport in schools and barracks, where discipline is to be maintained. Istayed out of bounds late at night ... I cut classes continually. Ivisited Fairfield ... and a factory town further south, where I loungedabout the streets all day, talking with people.

Professor Stanton, not to my surprise, sent for me again.

Yet I was amazed at what he knew about me, amazed, too, to discover theextent of the school's complicated system of pious espionage thatchecked up the least move of every student.

Stanton brought out a sheet of paper with dates and facts of mymisbehaviour that could not be controverted....

"So we will have to ask you to withdraw from the school, unless youright-about-face ... otherwise, we have had enough of you ... in fact,if it had not been for your great promise—your talents!—"

I waved the compliment aside rather wearily.

"I think that if this school has had enough of me, I have had aboutenough of the school."

I expressed, in plain terms, my opinion of their espionage system.

"Your omnipotent God must be hard put to it when He has to rely on thehelp of such sneakiness to keep His Book (and I couldn't help laughingat the literary turn I gave to my denunciation) before the public!"

Stanton's eyes flamed behind their glasses.

"Gregory, I shall have to ask you to leave the Hill as soon as you canget your things together," he shouted.

"—which can hardly be soon enough for me," I replied.

"Come, my boy," continued Stanton, as if ashamed at himself for hisoutburst, and putting his hand on my shoulder, "you're a good sort ofboy, after all ... you have so much in you, so much energy and power ...why don't you put it to right uses?... after your father has made suchsacrifices for you, I hate to see you run off to a ravelled edge likethis.

"Even yet, if you'll only promise to behave and preserve a properdignity in the presence of the other students—even yet we would be gladto have you stay and graduate ... and we might be able to procure you ascholarship at Harvard or Princeton or Yale or Brown. Lang says you putyourself into the spirit of Homer like an old Greek, always doing morework than the requirements,—and Dunn says, that you show him things inVergil that he never saw before."

Moved, I shook my head sadly. I hated myself for liking these people.

"If you mean that I should be like other people ... I just can't ...it's neither pose nor affectation." (He had intimated that some of theprofessors alleged that as the core of the trouble.) "I guess I don'tbelong here ... yes, it would be better for me to go away!"

That night, unobserved, I stole into the chapel that stood on the Crestof the hill, against the infinite stars.

I spent nearly all the night in the chapel, alone. The place was full ofthings. I felt there all the gods that ever were worshipped ... and allthe great spirits of mankind. And I perceived fully how silly, weak,grotesque, and vain I was; and yet, how big and wonderful, it would beto swim counter, as I meant, to the huge, swollen, successful currentsof the commercial, bourgeois practicality of present-day America.

I pinned up a sign on the bulletin board in the hall, in rhyme,announcing, that, that afternoon, at four o'clock, John Gregory wouldhold an auction of his books of poetry.

My room was crowded with amused students. I mounted the table, like anauctioneer, while they sat on my cot and on the floor, and crowded thedoor.

At first the boys jeered and pushed. But when I started selling my copyof Byron and telling about his life, they fell into a quiet, andlistened. After I had made that talk, they clapped me. Byron went for adollar, fetching the largest price. I sold my Shelley, my Blake, myHerrick, my Marvell, my Milton ... all....

My Keats I could not bring myself to sell. I kept that like a treasure.What I could not sell I gave away.

My entire capital was ten dollars ... one suit of clothes ... a changeof underwear ... two shirts. I discarded my trunk and crammed whatlittle I owned into my battered suitcase.

That night, the story of my dismissal from school having travelled aboutfrom mouth to mouth, and the tale of my poets' auction—the boyscheered me, as I came into the dining hall—cheered me partlyaffectionately, partly derisively.

In the morning mail I received a letter from the New York Independent,a weekly literary magazine. Dr. Ward, the editor, informed me that Ipossessed genuine poetic promise, and he was taking two of the poems Ihad recently submitted to him, for publication in his magazine.

Like the vagrant I was, I considered myself indefinitely fixed, withthat ten dollars. I went to Boston ... hung about the library and thewaterfront ... stayed in cheap lodging houses for a few days—and foundmyself on the tramp again.

I freighted it to New York, where I landed, grimy and full of coal-dust.And I sought out my uncle who lived in the Bronx.

I appeared, opportunely, around supper time. I asked him if he was notglad to see me. He grimaced a yes, but wished that I would stop trampingabout and fit in, in life, somewhere.... He observed that my shirt wasfilthy and that I must take a bath immediately and put on a clean one ofhis.

In Boston I had ditched everything but the clothes I wore ... and mysuit was wrecked with hard usage.

"Get work at anything," advised my Uncle Jim, "and save up till you canrig yourself out new. You'll never accomplish anything looking the wayyou do. Your editor at the Independent will not be impressed and thinkit romantic, if you go to see him the way you are ... ragged poets areout of date."

At "Perfection City" I had made the acquaintance of a boy, whom,curiously enough, I have left out of that part of the narrative that hasto deal with the Nature Colony. He was a millionaire's son: his father,a friend of Barton's, had sent him out to "Perfection City" with atutor. His name was Milton Saunders. He was a fine, generous lad, butopen as the weather to every influence ... especially to any which wasnot for his good.

One morning I saw him actually remove his own shoes and give them to apassing tramp who needed them worse than he.

"That's nothing, dad's money will be sufficient to buy me a new pair,"he explained, going back to his tent, in his bare feet, his socks in hishand—to put on his sneakers while he hastened to the shoe store inAndersonville.

Milton had urged me to be sure to come and see him if I chanced to be inNew York.

I now called him on the telephone and was cordially invited to visithim, and that, immediately.

The servants eyed me suspiciously and sent me up by the tradesmen'selevator. Milton flew into a fury over it. His friend was his friend, nomatter how he was dressed—he wanted them to remember that, in thefuture!

He brought out a bottle of wine, had a fine luncheon set before me. Iwent for the food, but pushed the wine aside. He drank the bottlehimself. I was still, for my part, clinging to shreds of what I hadlearned at "Perfection City." ...

He rushed me to his tailor. I had told him of my first poems' beingaccepted.

"Of course, you must be better dressed when you go to see the editor."

The tailor looked me over, in whimsical astonishment. He vowed that hecould not have a suit ready for me by ten the next morning, as Miltonwas ordering.

"Then you have a suit here for me about ready."

"It is ready now."

"Alter it immediately to fit Mr. Gregory ... we're about the sameheight."

The tailor said that could be done.

For the rest of the day Milton and I peregrinated from one saloonback-room to another ... in each of which the boy seemed to be wellknown. He drank liquor while I imbibed soft drinks ... the result wasbetter for him than for me. I soon had the stomach-ache, while he onlyseemed a little over-exhilarated.

At his door-step he shoved a ten dollar bill into my hand. I demurred,but accepted it.

"I'd hand you more," he apologised, "but the Old Man never lets me haveany more than just so much at a time ... says I waste it anyhow ... butI manage to do a lot of charging," he chuckled.

"Have you a place to stay to-night?"

"Yes ... I have an uncle who lives uptown."

When I showed up at my uncle's, that night, I showed him my new rig-out,and explained to him how I came into possession of it. But he did notaccept my explanation. Instead, he shook his head in mournfuldubiousness ... indicating that he doubted my story, and insinuatingthat I had not come by my suit honestly; as well as by the new dresssuitcase Saunders had presented me with, and the shirts andunderclothing.

"God knows where you'll end up, Johnny."

After supper Uncle Jim grew restive again, and he came out frankly withthe declaration that he did not want me to stay overnight in the house,but to pack on out to Haberford to my father ... or, since I must stayin town to see my editor (again that faint, dubious smile), I might staythe night at a Mills Hotel ... since my rich friend had given me money,too ... besides my aunt was not so very strong and I put a strain onher.

At the Mills Hotel I was perched in a cell-like corner room, high up.The room smelt antiseptic. Nearby, Broadway roared and spread inwavering blazons of theatric gold. I looked down upon it, dreaming of myfuture fame, my great poetic and literary career ... my plays that wouldsome day be announced down there, in great shining sign-letters.

The sound of an employée's beating with a heavy stick, from door to irondoor, to wake up all the Mills Hotel patrons, bestirred me at an earlyhour.

I meditated my next move, and now resolved on another try at communitylife.... The Eos Artwork Studios, founded in the little New York Statetown of Eos, by the celebrated eccentric author and lecturer, RoderickSpalton.

I was in such impatience to reach Eos that I did not cross over toHaberford, to drop in on my father. I feared also that my leaving schoolthe second time, "under a cloud," would not win me an enthusiasticwelcome from him.

By nightfall I was well on my way to Eos, sitting in an empty box-car. Ihad with me my new clothes—which I wore—and my suitcase, a foolish wayto tramp. But I thought I might as well appear before Roderick Spaltonwith a little more "presence" than usual. For I intended spending sometime in his community.

Characteristically, I had gone to the office of the Independent, hadnot found the editor in, that morning, and had chafed at the idea ofwaiting till the afternoon, when I might have had a fruitful talk with aman who was interested in the one real thing in my life—my poetry.

I reached Rochester safely. It was on the stretch to Buffalo that I paiddearly for being well-dressed and carrying a suitcase ... as I layasleep on the floor of the box-car I was set upon by three tramps, whopinioned my arms and legs before I was even fully awake. I was forced tostrip off my clothes, after wrestling and fighting as hard as I could. Ifloated off into the stars from a blow on the head....

When I came to, I was trembling violently both with cold and from thenervous shock. My assailants had made off with my suitcase ... I was innothing but my B.V.D.'s and shirt. Even my Keats had been stolen. Butbeside me I found the ragged, cast-off suit of one of the tramps ... andmy razor, which had dropped out of my coat pocket, while the tramp hadchanged clothes, and not been noticed. Gingerly, I put on the raggedsuit....

I stood in front of the Eos Artwork Studios.

I saw a boy coming down the path from one of the buildings.

"Would you tell me please where I can find the Master?" I asked,reverently.

The boy gave me a long stare.

"Oh, you mean Mr. Spalton?"

"Yes."

"That's him ... there ... choppin' wood."

There was a young man and an older one, both chopping wood, in the backof a building, but in fairly open view.

I walked to where they worked with both inward and outward trepidation,for, to me, Spalton was one of the world's great men.

Just as I reached the spot, the younger of the two threw down his axe.

"So long, Dad! now I'll go into the shop and tend to those letters."

I stood in the presence of the great Roderick Spalton himself, the manwho, in his Brief Visits to the Homes of Famous Folk, had written moremeatily and wisely than any American author since Emerson ... the manwhose magazine called The Dawn, had rendered him an object of almostreligious veneration and worship to thousands of Americans whose spiritsreached for something more than the mere piling of dollars one on theother....

I stood before him, visibly overwhelmed. It was evident that my silenthero-worship was sweet to him. He bespoke me gently and courteously.

"So you want to become an Eoite?"

"Yes," I whispered, bending my gaze humbly before his.

"And what is your name, my dear boy."

"John Gregory, Master!"

"What have you brought with you? where is your baggage?"

"I—I lost my baggage ... all I have with me is a-a r-razor."

He leaned his head back and laughed joyously. His lambent brown eyesglowed with humour. I liked the man.

"Yes, we'll give you a job—Razorre!" he assured me, calling me by thenickname which clung to me during my stay....

"Take that axe and show me what you can do."

I caught up the axe and fell to with enthusiasm. The gospel of thedignity and worth of labour that he preached thrilled in me. It was thefirst time I ever enjoyed working....

As we worked the Master talked ... talked with me as if he had known mefor years—as if I, too, were Somebody.

There was nothing he did not discuss, in memorable phrase and trenchant,clever epigram. For he saw that I believed in him, worshippedwhole-heartedly at his shrine of genius, and he gave me, in return, ofhis best. For the first time I saw what human language is for. I thoughtof Goethe at Weimar ... Wilde's clever conversation in London....

Never since did I see the real man, Spalton, as I saw him then, the manhe might always have been, if he had had an old-world environment,instead of the environment of modern, commercial America—the spirit ofwhich finally claimed him, as he grew more successful....

Modern, commercial America—where we proudly make a boast of lack ofculture, and where artistic and aesthetic feeling, if freely expressed,makes one's hearers more likely than not, at once uneasy and restive.

That night, at supper, I caught my first glimpse of the Eoites in abody. The contrast between them and my school-folk was agreeablydifferent. I found among them an atmosphere of good-natured greeting andraillery, that sped from table to table. And when Spalton strode in,with his bold, swinging gait (it seemed that he had just returned from alecture in a distant city early that afternoon), there was cheering andclapping.

Guests and workers joined together in the same dining hall, with nodistinctive division.... I sat next to Spalton's table, and a warm glowof pleasure swept through me when he sent me a pleasant nod.

"Hello, Razorre," he had greeted me; then he had turned to the group athis table and told them about me, I could see by their glances—but in apleasant way.

The next morning I was at work in the bindery, smearing glue on thebacks of unbound books. My wage was three dollars a week and "found," asthey say in the West. Not much, but what did it matter? There was a finelibrary of the world's classics, including all the liberal andrevolutionary books that I had heard about, but which I could neverobtain at the libraries ... and there were, as associates andcompanions, many people, who, if extremely eccentric, were,nevertheless, alive and alert and interested in all the beautiful thingsGenius has created in Art and Song....

Derelicts, freaks, "nuts" ... with poses that outnumbered the silvereyes in the peaco*ck's tail in multitude ... and yet there was to befound in them a sincerity, a fineness, and a genuine feeling forhumanity that "regular" folks never achieve—perhaps because of theirvery "regularness."

Here, at last, I had found another environment where I could "let loose"to the limit ... which I began to do....

In the first place, there was the matter of clothes. I believed that menand women should go as nearly naked as possible ... clothing for warmthonly ... and, as one grew in strength and health through nude contactwith living sun and air and water, the body would gradually attain thepower to keep itself warm from the health and strength that was in it.

So, in the middle of severe winter that now had fallen on us, I wentabout in sandals, without socks. I wore no undershirt, and no coat ...and went with my shirt open at the neck. I wore no hat....

Spalton himself often went coatless—in warm weather. His main sartorialeccentricity was the wearing of a broad-brimmed hat. And whenever hebought a new Stetson, he cut holes in the top and jumped on it, to makeit look more interesting and less shop-new ... of course everybody inthe community wore soft shirts and flowing ties.

We addressed each other by first names and nicknames. Spalton went underthe appellation of "John." One day a wealthy visitor had driven up.Spalton was out chopping wood.

"Come here, John, and hold my horses."

Spalton dropped the axe and obeyed.

Afterward he had been dismissed with a fifty cent tip.

He told the story on himself, and the name "John" stuck.

Working in the bindery, I began to find out things about the communityof Eos that were not as ideal as might be ... most of the illuminationof the books was done by girls, even by children after school hours. Theoutlines of the letters and objects to be hand-illumined were printed inwith the text, the girls and children merely coloured them between thelines.

In each department, hidden behind gorgeous, flowing curtains, weretime-clocks, on which employees rang up when they came to work, and whenthey left. Also, each worker was supposed to receive dividends—whichdividends consisted in pairs of mittens and thick woolen socksdistributed by the foremen at Christmas time ... or maybe an extradollar in pay, that week.

"Two dollars a week less than a fellow would draw at any other placethat ran the same sort of business," grumbled a young bookbinder who wasby way of being a poet, "and a pair of woolen mittens or socks, or anextra dollar, once a year, as dividends!"

However, I think that the artworkers had finer lodgings and board thanmost workers could have supplied for themselves ... and the marriedcouples lived in nicer houses ... and they heard the best music, had thebest books to read, lived truly in the presence of the greatest art andthought of the world ... and heard speak in the chapel, from time totime, all the distinguished men of the country ... who came, sooner orlater, to visit Spalton and am? community....

What though the wages were not so big, what though you rang up the timeof arrival at work and the time of departure from it, on hiddentime-clocks, what though every piece of statuary, every picture, everystick of furniture, had, on the bottom of it, its price label, or,depending from it, its tag that told the price at which it might bebought!...

Spalton had begun his active career as a business man, had swung outfrom that, his fertile mind glimpsing what worlds of thought andimagination lay beyond it!

But now Big Business was calling him back again, using him for itspurposes.

Oftener and oftener magnificently written articles by him began toappear in his remarkable little magazine, The Dawn. And the Ingersollof Dollar Watch fame crowded out the Ingersoll of brave agnosticism ...and when he wrote now of artists and writers, it was their thriftyhabits, their business traits, that he lauded.

"A great man can be practical and businesslike, in fact the greatest ofthem always are," he defended. "There was Voltaire, the successfulwatchmaker at Ferney ... and there was Shakespeare, who, after hissuccess in London, returned to Avon and practically bought up the wholetown ... he even ran a butcher shop there, you know."

"The people expect startling things ... and, as the winds of genius blowwhere they list—when they refuse to blow in the direction required,divine is the art of buncombe," he jested.

I suppose this applied to his musician-prodigy, a girl of eight, whoworked, in the afternoons, in the bindery. And when a visiting partyswept through that department, it was part of her job to rise as ifunder the impulse of inspiration, leave her work, and go to a nearbypiano and play ... the implication being that the piano was placed therefor the use of the workers when melody surged within them....

But she was the only one who played. And she never played except whenshe was tipped the wink. And it was only one thing—a something ofRubenstein's ... which she had practised and practised and practised toperfection; and that rendered, with haughty head like a little sibyl,she would go back to her work-bench. And if urged to play more, shewould answer, lifting her great, velvet eyes in a dreamy gaze, "no, nomore to-day. The inspiration has gone." And, awed, the visitors woulddepart.

Back of the bindery stood the blacksmith shop, where MacKittrick, thehistorian-blacksmith, plied the bellows and smote the anvil.

MacKittrick took a liking to me. For one day we began talking aboutancient history, and he perceived that I had a little knowledge of it,and a feeling for the colour and motion of its long-ago life.

"I want you to come and work for me," he urged, "my work is mostlypretty," he apologised, with blacksmith sturdiness, "—not makinghorseshoes, but cutting out delicate things, ornamental iron work foraesthetic purposes, and all that ... all you'll have to do will be toswing the hammer gently, while I direct the blows and cut put the daintyfiligree the "Master" sells to folk, afterward, as art."

"Well, isn't it art?" I asked.

"I suppose it is. But I like the strong work of blacksmithing best. Yousee, I was born to be a great historian. But destiny has made me ablacksmith," he continued irrelevantly ... "do come out and work for me.I'm hungry for an intelligent helper who can talk history with me whilewe work."

My transfer was effected. And I was immediately glad of it. "Mac," as wecalled him, was a fine, solid man ... and he did know history. He knewit as a lover knows his mistress. He was right. He should have been agreat historical writer—great historian he was!

For two glorious months I was with him. And during those two months, Ilearned more about the touch and texture of the historic life of manthan three times as many years in college could have taught me.

"Mac" talked of Cæsar as if only yesterday he had shaken hands with himin the Forum ... and he was shocked over his murder as if it hadhappened right after....

"Ah, that was a bad day for Rome and the future of the world, when thosemad fellows struck him down there like a pig!" he cried.

And Mary, Queen of Scots, was "a sweet, soft body of a white thing thatshould have been content with being in love, and never tried to rule!"

"Can you cook?" asked Spalton of me one day, just as Barton had done at"Perfection City."

"No," I replied honestly, thinking back to that experience.

"Fine!" was the unexpected rejoinder, "I'm going to send you put to thecamp to cook for my lumber-jacks for a few weeks."

"But I said I couldn't cook."

"You know how to turn an egg in the pan? you know enough not to let hamand bacon burn?... you know water won't scorch, no matter how long itstands over the fire?...

"You'll make an excellent cook for lumber-jacks ... so long as it'ssomething to eat that's stuck under their noses, they don't give adamn!... they're always hungry enough to eat anything ... and can digestanything....

"Get ready! I'm sending you out on one of the waggons by noon."

Perched on the high seat of the waggon by the side of the driver! Thelatter was bundled up to the chin ... wore a fur cap that came down overthe ears ... was felt-booted against the cold ... wore heavy gloves.

It was so cold that the breath of the horses went straight up into theair like thick, white wool. As we rode by, the passing farmers that weredriving into town almost fell off their seats, startled, and staring atme. For there I perched ... coatless and hatless ... sockless feet insandals ... my shirt flung open, a la Byron, at the neck.

It is true that the mind can do anything. I thought myself into beingcomposed and comfortable. I did not mind, truly I did not mind it.

The driver had protested, but only once, laconically:

"Whar's y'r coat an' hat?"

"I never wear any," I explained, beginning a propagandistic harangue onthe non-essentiality of clothes....

He cut in with the final pronouncement:

"Damn fool, you'll git pneumony."

Then he fell into obdurate, contemptuous silence.

The snow was deep about our living shanty and cook-shack in one, buthard-frozen enough to bear a man's weight without snow-shoes. Over thecrust had fallen a powdery, white, new snow, about four inches deep.

Every morning, after the "boys" had eaten their breakfast and left forthe woods, I went through my exercises, stripped, out in the open ... ahalf hour of it, finished by a roll in the snow, that set me tinglingall over.

One morning I made up my mind to startle the "boys" by running,mother-naked, in a circle, whooping, about them, where they were sawingup fallen trees and felling others.

It was a half mile to where they worked.

For more bizarre effect, I clapped on a straw hat which I found in therafters—a relic of the preceding summer....

"Gosh a'mighty, what's this a-comin!"....

Everybody stopped working. Two neighbour farmers, who had come over fora bit of gossip, stooped, their hands on their knees, bowed withastonishment, as if they had beheld an apparition.

One of the "boys" told me the two held silence for a long time—till Iwas entirely out of sight again, and after.

Then one exclaimed, "air they any more luny fellers like thet, back atthem Artwork shops?"

The incident gave birth to the legend of a crazy man under Spalton'scare, whose chief insanity was running naked through snowdrifts.

Spalton had three sons. Roderick was the eldest: named after his father.Level-headed and businesslike, he followed his father's vagaries becausehe saw the commercial possibilities in them ... though he did so more asa practical man with a sense of humour than as a man who was on themake. Spalton, who knew men thoroughly and quickly appraised theirindividual natures, had installed Roderick in the managing end ofthings,—there with the aid of an older head—one Alfoxden, of whomSpalton made too much of a boast, telling everyone he had rescued himfrom a life of crime; Alfoxden, when younger, forged a check and hadserved his term for it. Coming out into the world again, no one wouldtrust him because of that one mistake, Spalton, at this juncture, tookhim in and gave him a new chance—but—as I said unkindly, in my mind,and publicly, he made capital of his generous action.

But Alfoxden was a soul of rare quality. He never seemed to resent"John's" action. He was too much of a gentleman and too grateful for thereal help Spalton had extended to him.

Alfoxden was a slight, Mephistophelian man ... with bushy, red eyebrows.And he was totally bald, except for the upper part of his neck, whichwas fiery with red hair. He had a large knowledge of the Rabelaisan inliterature ... had in his possession several rather wild effusions ofMark Twain in the original copy, and a whole MSS. volume of Field'ssmutty casual verse....

But I was in the lumber camp, cooking for the "boys."...

"Hank," Spalton's youngest son (there was a second son, whose name Iforget ... lived with his mother, Spalton's divorced wife, in Syracuse,and was the conventional, well-brought-up, correct youth)—Hank workedin the camp, along with the other lumber-jacks.

The boy was barely sixteen, yet he was six feet two in his stocking feet... huge-shouldered, stupendous-muscled, a vegetarian, his picture hadappeared in the magazines as the prodigy who had grown strong on "Besto' Wheat," a prepared breakfast food then popular.

I asked him if the story that he had built his growth and strength on itwas a fake.

"Yes. I never ate 'Best o' Wheat' in my life, except once or twice," heanswered, "I like only natural food ... vegetables ... and lots of milk... but I draw the line at prepared, pre-digested stuff and baledbreakfast foods."

"Then why did you lend them the use of your name?"

"Oh, everybody that has any prominence does that ... for a price ... butI really didn't want to do it. 'John' made me ... or I wouldn't have."

"And now you have your hair cropped close, why is that?"

"I suppose it's all right to wear your hair long ... but, last summer,it got so damned hot with the huge mop I had, that I always had aheadache ... so one day I went down town to the barber and slipped intohis chair. 'Hello, Hank,' says he, 'what do you want, a shave?' (jokingyou know—I didn't have but one or two cat-hairs on my face)....

"'No, Jim, I want a hair-cut.' At first he refused ... said 'TheMaster' would bite his head off ... but then he did it—

"John wouldn't speak to me that night, at table ... but the otherfellows shouted and clapped....

"I don't exactly get dad's idea all the time ... he's a mighty cleverman, though....

"Books? Oh, yes ... the only ones I care about are those on Indians andIndian lore ... I have all the Smithsonian Institution books on thesubject ... and I have a wigwam back of the bindery—haven't you noticedit?—where I like to go and sit cross-legged and meditate ... no, Idon't want to study regular things. Dad always makes me give in, infact, whenever I act stubborn, by threatening to send me off to aregular school....

"No, I want nothing else but to work with my hands all my life."

But, with all his thinking for himself, "Hank" was also childishlyvulgar. He gulped loudly as he ate, thinking it an evidence of heartygood-fellowship. And he deliberately broke wind at the table ... thenwould rap on wood and laugh....

I, on my dignity as cook, and because the others, rough as they were,complained to me in private about this behaviour, but did not openlyspeak against it because "Hank" was their employer's son. I tookexception to the good-natured "lummox's" behaviour.

One morning he was the last to climb out from over the bench at therough, board table....

"Hank ... wait. I want to speak to you a minute."

"Yes, Razorre, what is it?" he asked, waiting....

"Hank, the boys have delegated me to tell you that you must use bettermanners than you do, at meals."

"The hell you say! and what are you going to do if I don't?"

"I—why, Hank, I hadn't thought of that ... but, since you bring up thequestion, I'm going to try to stop you, if you won't stop yourself."

"—think you can?—think you're strong enough?"

"I said 'try'!"

"Listen, Razorre," and he came over to me with lazy, good-naturedstrength, "I'll pick you up, take you out, and roll you in the snow, ifyou don't keep still."

"And I'll try my best to give you a good whipping," replied I, settingmy teeth hard, and glaring at him.

He started at me, grinning. I put the table between us, and began takingdeep breaths to thoroughly oxygenate my blood, so it would help me in myforthcoming grapple with the big, over-grown giant.

He toppled the table over. We were together. I kept on breathing like ahard-working bellows, as I wrestled about with him.

He seized me by the right leg and tried to lift me up, carry me out. Ipushed his head back by hooking my fingers under his nose, like a prong.

Then I grabbed him by the seat of the britches and heaved. And theyburst clean up the back like a bean pod....

Unexpectedly Hank flopped on the bench and began to shout withlaughter....

My heavy, artificial breathing, like a bellows, for the sake ofoxygenating more strength into my muscles, had struck him as being soludicrous, that he was in high good humour. I joined in the laughter,struck in the same way.

"I surrender, Razorre, and I'll promise to be decent at the table—youskinny, crazy, old poet!"

And he rumbled and thundered again with Brobdingnagian mirth.

Back from the lumber camp. Comparatively milder weather, but still thefarmers we passed on the road were startled by my summery attire. But bythis time the lumber-jacks and I were on terms of proven friendship ...I had told them yarns, and had listened to their yarns, in turn ... thestories of their lives ... and their joys and troubles....

I was reported to Spalton as having been a first-rate cook.

I went to work in the bindery again.

Every day seemed to bring a new "eccentric" to join our colony. I havehardly begun to enumerate the prime ones, yet....

But when I returned to the little settlement a curious man had alreadyestablished himself ... one who was called by Spalton, in tenderridicule, Gabby Jack ... that was Spalton's nickname for him ... and itstuck, because it was so appropriate. Jack was a pilgrim in search ofUtopia. And he was straightway convinced, wholly and completely, thathe had found it in Eos. To him Spalton was the one and undoubted prophetof God, the high priest of Truth.

Gabby Jack was a "j'iner." From his huge, ornate, gold watch-chain hungthree or four bejewelled insignia of secret societies that he was amember of. He wore a flowered waistcoat ... an enormous seal-ring,together with other rings.

He had laid aside a competence, by working his way from journeymancarpenter to an independent builder of frame houses, in some thrivingtown in the Middle West ... where, in his fifty-fifth year, he hadreceived the call to go forth in quest of the Ideal, the One Truth.

His English was a marvel of ignorant ornateness, like his vest and hiswatch-chain and rings. He had, apparently, no family ties. Spaltonbecame his father, his mother, his brother, his sister, almost his God.There was nothing the Master said or did that was not perfect ... hewould stand with worship and adoration written large on his swarthy,great face, listening to Spalton's most trivial words....

Otherwise, he was Gabby Jack ... talking ... talking ... talking ...with everybody he met ... enquiring ... questioning ... taking notes ina large, crude, misspelling hand ... trying himself to write....

We ran away from him ... Spalton ran away from him ... "this fellow willbe the death of me," he remarked to me, one afternoon, with a light ofpleasure and pride in his eyes, however, at being so worshipped. "Ah,Razorre, beware of the ignorant disciple!"

There was nothing Jack would not do for Spalton. He sought outopportunities and occasions for serving him.

And he would guide visitors over the establishment. And, coming to theoffice where Spalton usually sat and worked, he was heard to say once,with a wide-spread, reverential sweep of the hand—"and this, ladies andgents, is the (his voice dropping to a reverential whisper) 'SanctaSanctoria.'"

Jack could not see so well with one eye as he could with the other. Acataract was there which gave that eye the appearance of amilky-coloured, poached egg....

Coming home from Buffalo one evening, he stepped down on the wrong sideof the train, in the dusk ... perhaps from his eagerness to sit by hisprophet at supper again that night—there being too long a line leavingat the station, ahead of him.

A freight was drawing out on the track opposite. And Gabby was so hugethat he was rolled like a log in a jam, between the two moving trains... when the freight had passed, he rose and walked. He took a cab tothe Artwork Studios.

All in tatters, he hurried to his room and put on another suit. Heappeared at supper by the side of the Master. He narrated what hadhappened, amid laughter and joking. When Spalton wanted to send for hisold, frail, white-headed father, the elder Spalton, who was thecommunity doctor, Jack waved the idea aside.

"Oh, no, Master!" (Master he called Spalton, and never the familiar,more democratic John) "Oh, no, I'm all right."...

The next morning Jack did not show up for breakfast.

At ten o'clock Spalton, solicitous, went up to his room....

He shouted for help. He had found his disciple there, huge and dead,like a stranded sea-thing.

In Gabby Jack's will ... for they found one, together with a last wordand testament for humanity,—it was asked of Spalton that he shouldconduct the funeral from the Chapel ... and read the funeral oration,written by the deceased himself ... and add, if the Master felt moved, afew words thereto of his own ... if he considered that so mean adisciple deserved it.

All work was suspended the day of Jack's funeral.

Spalton eloquently read the curious, crude composition of his disciple... which had fine flashes, as of lightning in a dark sky, here andthere, in it.

Then Spalton began adding words of his own, in praise of the deceased—

"You all know this dear comrade of ours," he began, "this dear friendwhose really fine soul, while in the body—went under the appellation ofGabby Jack—"

Here Spalton broke down. He unashamedly dropped into the chair behindthe reading-desk and wept aloud. He could say no more....

In The Dawn for the ensuing month he put a wonderful and beautifultribute to his disciple ... who had thoroughly loved, and believed inhim.

On a cold day of blowing snow, "Pete" came tramping in to town ... hishigh boots laced to the knees, a heavy alpaca coat about him ... he hadcome all the way from Philadelphia on foot, to add his portrait to ourgallery of eccentrics ... but he was not so unusual after all ... therewas too much of the hungry hardness of youth in him, the co*cksureness ofconceit which he considered genius.

Immediately he put Spalton to question ... and everything and everybodyto question....

He irritated Spalton most by attacking doctors ... (though Spaltonhimself did so in his magazine) ... Spalton's father was an old familypractitioner....

But the Master's revenge came.

"Pete" fell sick. Spalton sent for his father to doctor him. And madethe old man use a strong horse-medicine on him ... which he himselfbrought up from the stables....

"The boy is such an ass ..." Spalton told me laughingly, "that it's aveterinarian he needs, not a doctor."

There was Speedwell, the young naturalist ... a queer, stooping, gentle,shy thing, who talked almost as an idiot would talk till he got on hisfavourite topic of bird and beast and flower. In personal appearance hewas a sort of Emerson gone to weed ... he walked about with a quick,perky, deprecative step....

"—queer fish," John remarked of him, "but, Razorre, you ought to comeon him in the woods ... there he is a different person ... he sits undera tree till he seems to become part of the vegetation, the landscape ...when I had him out to camp with me last summer he would go off alone andstay away till we thought he had got lost, or had walked into a pond, inhis simpleness, and drowned...."

We followed him, and watched him....

There he sat ... in his brown corduroys ... his lock of hair over hiseyes ... that simple, sweet, idiotic expression, like sick sunshine, onhis mouth....

And after a while the birds came down to him ... pecked all around him... and a squirrel climbed up on his shoulder ... he seemed to have anattraction for the wild things ... it wasn't as if they just acceptedhim as a part of the surroundings ... the man sat there like a stumptill we grew tired watching, and returned to camp....

Each day he spent most of the day, immobile, like that....

"Say Razorre," the Master continued, after a thoughtful pause, "you knowyou nuts are teaching me a lot of things....

"The trouble with the educated, regular folks is that they lose so muchby drawing the line ... often everything that is spontaneous andfine.... This thing called God, you know, draws the line nowhere....

"If 'Crazy' Speedwell fell heir to a large sum of money, his relativescould find a commission of physicians anywhere, who would honestly havehim into custody for lunacy ... yet, in some respects, he is the wisestand kindest man I have ever known ... though, in others, he is oftensuch a fool as to try my patience very hard, at times."

Most of us who had arrived at "The Studios" from "foreign" parts, sleptin the common dormitory.

We held frequent "roughhouses" there, the younger of us ... to theannoyance of Speedwell. Spalton finally gave him permission to sleep andlive, alone, in the shed where the fire-truck and hose was stored....

One night, for malicious fun, a beak-nosed young prize-fighter, andseveral others (including myself) sneaked into his abode while he slept... thoughtlessly we turned the gas on and tiptoed out again....

Not long after he came staggering forth, half-suffocated....

Everybody laughed at the tale of this ... at first Spalton himselflaughed, our American spirit of rough joking and horse-play gaining theuppermost in him ... but then he recalled to mind the seriousness of ourpractical joke, and burned with anger at us over what we had done. Andhe threatened to "fire" on the spot anyone who ever again molested"Crazy" Speedwell....

"Old Pfeiler" we called him....

Pfeiler had attended one of Spalton's lectures at Chicago.

Afterward, he had come up front and asked the lecturer if he could makea place for him at Eos ... that he was out of a job ... starving ... apoor German scholar ... formerly, in better days, a man of much wealthand travel....

He had spent his last nickel for admission to Spalton's lecture. Spaltonbrought him back to the Eos Artwork Studios.

There he found that the queer, gentle, old man was as helpless as achild ... all he could be trusted to do was to write addresses onletters ... which he was set at, not too exactingly....

I never saw so happy a man as Pfeiler was that winter.

He was a Buddhist, not by pose, but by sincere conviction. He thought,also, that the Koran was a greater book than the Bible ... and moremiraculous ... "one man, Mohammed, who left a work of greater beautythan the combined efforts of the several hundred who gave us thathodge-podge, the Bible."

Pfeiler had been left a fortune by his father, a wealthy German merchant... so, like Sir Richard Burton, he had made off to the Near East ...where he had lived among the Turks for ten years ... till, what with hisbuying rare manuscripts and Oriental and Turkish art, he had suddenlyrun upon the rocks of bankruptcy ... and had returned from the Levantinea ruined, helpless scholar, who had never been taught to be anythingelse but a man of culture and leisure....

By steerage he made his way to America ... to Chicago ... all his worksof art, his priceless manuscripts sold ... the money gone like waterthrough the assiduities of false friends and sycophants....

On the bum in Chicago ... a hotel clerk, discharged as incompetent—hehad forgotten to insist that a man and woman register always as man andwife ... "because it was such hypocrisy" ... finally a dishwasher, wholived in a hall bed-room ... no friends because of his abstractedness,his immersion in oriental scholarship ... his only place of refuge, hisdwelling place, when not washing dishes for a mere existence, the PublicLibrary....

"Old Pfeiler" drank coffee by the quart, as drunkards drink whiskey. Hehad a nervous affliction which caused him to shake his head continually,as if in impatience ... or as a dog shakes his head to dislodgesomething that has crept into his ear....

He was as timid as a girl....

The common dormitory was no place for him ... I am sorry to confessthat, for a while, I helped to make his life miserable for him ... eachnight the beak-nosed pugilist-lad and I raised a merry roughhouse in theplace.... Pfeiler was our chief butt. We put things in his bed ... threwobjects about so they would wake him up. One night I found him cryingsilently ... but somehow not ignobly ... this made me shift about in myactions toward him, and see how miserable my conduct had been....

So the next time "Beak-horn," as I called my plug-ugly friend, startedto tease the old man, I asked him to stop ... that we had tormentedPfeiler long enough. "Beak-horn" replied with a surprised, savage stare... and the next moment he was on me, half in jest, half in earnest. Iboxed with him as hard and swift as I was able ... but a flock of fistsdrove in over me ... and I was thrown prone across the form of the oldman ... who stuttered with fright and impotent rage, swearing it was alla put-up game between us to torment him further, when I protested that Ihad not tried to do it.

The next morning Spalton sent for me.

"Look here, Razorre, if you were not the biggest freak of them all, Icould understand," he remarked severely....

I tried to explain how sorry I was for the way I had joined in Pfeiler'spersecution ... but the master would have none of it ... he told me tolook better to my conduct or he would have to expel me from thecommunity....

"Gregory," he ended, calling me by my name, "somehow I never quite getyou ... most of the time you are refined and almost over-gentle ... youknow and love poetry and art and the worthwhile things ... but thenthere's also the hoodlum in you ... the dirty Hooligan—" his eyesblazed with just rebuke.... I trod out silently, sick of myself, atheart ... as I have often, often been.

After that, Pfeiler avoided me. I went up to him in apology. Mostcontritely I said I was sorry.

"You are a fraud," he cried at me, spluttering, almost gnashing histeeth in fury, "you go around here, pretending you are a poet, and havethe soul of a thug, a brute, a coward and bully ... please don't speakto me any more as long as I'm here ... you only pretend interest inspiritual and intellectual things, always for some brutal reason ...even now you are planning something base, some diabolical betrayal ofthe Master, perhaps, or of all of us.... I myself have advised Mr.Spalton, for the good of his community to send you back to the trampsand jail-birds from whom you come ... you scum! you filthy pestilence!"

His head was shaking like an oscillating toy ... his eyes were startingfrom his head through force of his invective ... he was jerking about,in his anger, like a dancing mouse....

I hurried out of his word-range, overwhelmed with greater shame than Ican ever say.

The editor of the Independent, Dr. William Hayes Ward, had, so far,not found room in his magazine for the two poems of mine he had bought.I was chagrined, and wrote him, rather impetuously, that, if he didn'tcare for the poems he might return them. Which he did, with a ratherfrigid and offended reply. I was rendered unhappy by this.

I spoke to Spalton about it.

"Why Razorre, so you have come that near to being in print?" I showedhim the poems. "Yes, you have the making of a real poet in you!"

A day or so after he approached me with—"I'm writing a brief visit tothe home of Thoreau ... how would you like to compose a poem for me, onhim—for the first page of the work?"

"I would like it very much," I said. In a few days I handed him thepoem. A "sonnet," the form of which I myself had invented, in fifteenlines.

For days I lived in an intoxication of anticipation ... just to have onepoem printed, I was certain, would mean my immediate fame ... sothoroughly did I believe in my genius. I was sure that instantly all ofthe publishers in the world would contend with each other for theprivilege of bringing out my books.

Spring had begun to give hints of waking green, when The Brief Visitwas issued from the press. I rushed to procure a copy before it wasbound. I was surprised and dumbfounded to find that the Master had usedthe poem without my name attached ... just as if it, with the rest ofthe book, was from his own pen.

My first impulse was to rush into the dining hall, at breakfast, Wavingthe sheets, and calling "John" to account for his theft, beforeeverybody ... then I bethought myself that, perhaps, some mistake hadbeen made ... that the proofreader might have left my name out.

Spalton looked up quickly as I passed by his table. He read in my facethat I had already discovered what he had done. He blushed. I nodded hima stiff greeting. I ate in silence—at the furthest table.

In a few minutes he did me an honour he had never shown me before. Hecame over to where I sat. "Razorre," he invited, "how would you like totake a hike with me into the country, this morning?"

I gave him a swift glance. "I would like it very much."

"Then as soon as you are through, meet me in the library."

I drank a second cup of coffee with studied deliberation—in spite ofmyself, I was thrilled with the notice that had been shown me before allthe others. Already my anger had somewhat lessened.

Never had the master been so eloquent, so much his better self, sincethat first day, at the wood-pile. He strove to throw the magic of hisspirit over me with all his power. For hours we walked, the light, palegreen of the renewing year about us. But through it all I saw what hewas trying to effect ... to impress me so deeply that I would not onlyforgive him for having stolen my poem, but actually thank him, forhaving used it—even consider it a mark of honour ... which hiseloquence almost persuaded me to do.

Indeed I saw the true greatness in "John" ... but I also saw andresented the petty, cruel pilferer—stealing helpless, unknown, youthfulgenius for his own—resented it even more because the resources of theman's nature did not require it of him to descend to such pitifulexpedients. He was rich enough in himself for his own fame and glory.

And why should he rob a young poet of his first fame, of the exquisitepleasure of seeing his name for the first time in print? ... than whichthere is no pleasure more exquisite ... not even the first possession ofa loved woman!...

We had almost returned to the "Artworks" before I tried to let loose onhim ... but even then I could not. Gently I asked him why he had notaffixed my name to my poem.

He looked at me with well-simulated amazement.

"Why, Razorre, I never even thought of it ... we are all a part of onecommunity of endeavour here ... and we all give our efforts as acontribution to the Eos Idea ... I have paid you a higher complimentthan merely giving you credit ... instead, I have incorporated yourverse into the very body of our thought and life."

His effrontery struck me silent. I told him sadly that I must now goaway.

"Nonsense," he replied, "this is as good a place in which to developyour poetic genius as any place in the world. I may say, better. Hereyou will find congenial environment, ready appreciation .. come, let uswalk a little further," and we turned aside from the steps of the diningroom and struck down the main street of the town.

"I mean bigger things for you, Razorre, than you can guess.... I willmake you the Eos Poet—look at Gresham, he is the Eos Artist, and, assuch, his fame is continent-wide ... just as yours will become ... and Iwill bring out a book of your poetry ... and advertise it in The Dawn."

His eloquence on art and life, genius and literature, had enthralled andplacated me ... his personal wheedling irritated and angered.

"A book of my poems ... without my name on the title page, perhaps," Icried, impassioned, looking him deep in the eyes. He shifted his glancefrom me—

I threw my few belongings together.

Everybody, in saying good-bye, gave me a warm hand-clasp of friendship(excepting Pfeiler), including Spalton, who assured me—

"Razorre, you'll be back again ... despite its faults, they all comeback to Eos."

"Yes," I responded, sweeping him off his feet by the unexpectedness ofmy reply, "yes, in spite of all, Eos is a wonderful place ... it hasgiven me something ... in my heart ... in my soul ... which no otherplace in the world could have given ... and at the time I needed it most... a feeling for beauty, a fellowship—"

"Razorre," he cut in, moved, "we all have our faults,—God knows youhave—mutual forgiveness—" he murmured, pressing my hand warmly again;his great, brown eyes humid with emotion ... whether he was acting, orgenuine ... or both ... I could not tell. I didn't care. I departedwith the warmth of his benediction over my going.

This time I did not freight it. I paid my fare to New York.

My father ... I must pay him a visit, before lifting my nose in the airlike a migrating bird. Where I would go or what I would do that springand summer, I hadn't the vaguest idea....

It seemed but the day before that I had left Haberford. The fatpoliceman who leaned against the iron railing of the small park near thestation was there in the same place. The same young rowdies pushed eachother about, and spat, and swore, near the undertaker shop and thetelegraph office.

But as I walked past the Hartman express office—the private concernwhich Hartman, the thin, wiry shock-haired Swede, had built up througharduous struggle, beginning with one wagon—

Hartman saw me through the window, and beckoned vigorously for me tostep in....

"—just got home from another hobo-trip, Johnny?"

"You're almost right, Mr. Hartman."

"A pause....

"—been to see your father yet?"

"No, sir, I'm on the way there now ... just arrived this minute, on thetrain from New York."

"I'm glad I caught sight of you, then, to prepare you." A longer pause... mysteriously embarrassing, on his part.

"I have something to tell you about him ...—guess you're old enough tostand plain talk ... sit down!"

I took a chair.

"You see, it's this way," and he leaned forward and put his hand on myknee.. "it's women—a woman" ... he paused, I nodded to him to go on,feeling very dramatic and important....

"It's Mrs. Jenkins, the widow, that has her hooks in him ... aroundwhere he boards ... and, to be frank with you, he's going it so strongwith her that he's sick and rundown ... and not so right, at times, uphere!" and Hartman tapped his forehead with his forefingersignificantly....

"Now, you're the nearest one to him around here," he went on, "and I'lltell you what we were going to do ... his lodge, of which I'm a member,was going to give him a trip, to separate him from her, and cure him ...you come back just pat....

"Has your daddy any relatives that can afford to entertain him, out inthe West, where you came from?"

"Yes, one of my uncles, his brother, is very well off, and would be gladto take him in ... in fact any of the folks back home would," my voicesounded hollow and far off as I answered.

"You're a pretty smart lad ... do you want to go back with him when hegoes?"

"No, Mr. Hartman."

"Well, we can tip the porter to take care of him ... but why don't youwant to go with him, we will foot your expenses?"

"I have other things to do," I answered vaguely.

He gave a gesture of impatience....

There was a hush in the house, as I stepped softly up the stairs. Thecatch of the front door was back....

First I went to my room and found all my books intact ... in bettercondition even, than when I was home with them ... there was not a speckof dust anywhere. Evidently my father was not too sick to keep the placeclean ... but then, I meditated he would attend to that, with his lasteffort.

My books were my parents, my relatives. I had been born of them, not ofmy own father and mother. My being born in the flesh was a mere accidentof nature. My father and mother happened to be the vehicle.

But the place was so quiet it perturbed me.

"Pop!" I called, going toward his bed-room.

The door leading into it slowly opened. The little, dark widow was inthere with him.

"Hush! your father is asleep."

A hatred of both him and her shot up quick in my heart. I sensed theirabandonment to the sheerly physical, till it took in their wholehorizon. It was utterly ignoble. I had a vision of all humanity, living,for the most part, merely for food and sex, letting art and poetry andbeauty and adventure pass by, content if they only achieved the bareopportunity of daily wallowing in their mire.

I was bad and mean enough, but the conception of a single poem in mybrain, till it found birth on paper, was, I swore, bigger and finerthan all this world-mess at its best. Also there was in me somewhat thethwarted, sinister hatred of the celibate....

"You mustn't bother your father now," little Mrs. Jenkins interposed, asI started in, "you must let him rest for awhile, and not wake him."

Through the door, half open, I caught a glimpse of a hollow, wax-whiteface ... he looked as if all the blood had been let out of his body,little by little. The little, pretty, dark woman looked like a craftyanimal ... there was a beady shine of triumph, which she could notconceal, in her eyes, as she opposed my entering. I smelt the pungentsmell of her physical womanhood. There was a plumpness about her body, aruddiness to her lips, that gave me the phantasy that, perhaps, themoment before, she had drunk of my father's blood, and that she waspreventing me from going in to where he lay till a certain tiny, redpuncture over his jugular vein had closed.

"You forget, Mrs. Jenkins, that he is my father."

"You shan't go in ... please, Johnnie ... let him sleep just a littlelonger ... as soon as he wakes he asks for another drink!"

"And who put him in this state?" I charged directly, vividly rememberingwhat Hartman had said....

"What, you don't mean to insinuate?"—she gasped.

"I mean nothing, only that I have come home to take care of my father,till his lodge takes charge of him, and that, for the present, I wantyou to please leave me alone with him."

Her small, black pupils dilated angrily. But she did not press the pointof her staying. She had put her hand on my arm cajolingly, but I hadshook it off with such evident disgust—founded partly and secretly on ahorror of physical attraction for her—that drew my morbid, starvednature—

"Very well!... but I'll be back this afternoon, early. When he wakes upand asks for a drink of whiskey ... starts out to get one ... draw him aglass of water from the faucet, and take your oath that it's whiskey ...he'll believe you and drink it!"

And she departed, an odor of strong perfume in her wake.

Had this planet of earth been populated from without?... there wereevidently two races on it—the race of men—the race of women—men hadvoyaged in from some other world in space women had done the like fromtheir world ... to this world, alien to both of them. And here amonstrous thing had brought them together like an interlockingfungus—their sex-union ... a function that monstrously held togethertwo different species of animals that should not even be on meetingterms.

Thus my morbid fancy ran, as I entered slowly my father's room.

He slept.

On a chair by his bed lay a copy of Hamlet, his favouriteShakespearean play. I picked it up, read in it, waiting for him to wake,while he breathed laboriously.

I became absorbed in the play ... I must write a poem, some time, called"Hamlet's Last Soliliquy."

My father was awake.

I did not know how long he had been so, for his breathing had notchanged and the only difference from his sleeping state was that hiseyes stared, wide and glassy, at the ceiling, as if they comprehendednothing.

A feeling of horror crept over my body. This was more than I had countedon.. my father, helpless on his back and his wits off gathering wool....

"Father!" I put my hand on a talon of his.

He turned his head slightly. Smiled vacuously.

"Father!"

A perturbation clouded his eyes ... that painful struggle towardcomprehension observed in an infant's face.

"Who are you? What do you want?"

"I'm your son—Johnnie!... and I've come back to take care of you."

"Johnnie is away ... far off ... on the sea ... in a ship."

And he sighed and turned his face to the wall as if the thought troubledhim, and he wished to dismiss it. Then, in a moment, he whirled about,changed and furious. He rose to a sitting posture ... swung his legsout, bringing the bed-clothes a-wry with him....

"You are an impostor ... you are not my son ... I tell you again, he isaway ... has been away for years ... as long as I can remember ...perhaps he is dead ... you are an impostor."

He leaped up, full of madness, and seized hold of me.

"Stop, Father, what are you trying to do?"

As I grappled with him, trying to keep him from hurting me—and he wasquite strong, for all his emaciation—the horror of my situation made mesick at the stomach, quite sick ... and my mind went ridiculously backto the times when my father and I had eaten oyster-fries together ..."that is the only thing you and this man have in common ...oyster-fries," remarked my mind to me. All the while I was pinning hiswrists in my grasp ... re-pinning them as he frantically wrested themloose ... swearing and heaping obscenities on my head ... all the while,I thought of those oyster-fries ... we had saved up a lard-tin full ofbacon grease to fry them in ... and fry after fry had been sizzled to arich, cracker-powdered brown in that grease ... a peculiar smell waxedin the kitchen, however ... which we could never trace to its source ..."a dead rat somewhere, maybe," suggested my father.

When we had used a third of the bacon grease, the dead rat's foot stoodup ... out of that can.

We discharged the contents of our stomachs in the sink.

This was the ridiculous incident that possessed my imagination while Istruggled with my father.

I had my father over on the bed. He fought to a sitting posture again... got his finger in my eye and made me see a whorl of dancing sparks.With irritation and a curse ... then both laughing hysterically andsobbing ... I bore him back to his pillow....

The strength had gone entirely out of him ... now it came into his mindthat I was there trying to rob or kill him.

"Spare me, spare me!" he pleaded, "you can have everything in the house... only don't kill me! My God!"

"Good Christ!" I groaned, as he beat upward, fighting again.

I let him rise, almost palsied with horror.

He perched on the edge of the bed, exhausted,—began groping with onehand, in the air, idly.

"What is it? What do you want?"

"Give me my pants! I don't trust you. I want to go to the corner and geta drink ... give me my pants!"

"Pop, look at me ... stop this nonsense ... you're safe ... I'm yourson, Johnnie!"

"That's all very well," he assented with an air of reserved cunning.

"Please believe me," I pleaded.

"All right ... you are my son ... only don't kill me," he respondedcraftily.

"Father!... good God!"

He perceived by the emotion of my last exclamation, that at least I wasnot ill-disposed toward him.

He clutched at the advantage.

"Promise to take care of me till Johnnie comes—he's just around thecorner," slyly.

"Pop, what is it you want? What can I do for you?"

"A curious greed flickered in his eyes.

"Get me a drink!"

"All right! I'll get it for you!"

"Let me think! There's none in the house ... none left, Emily said."

"But I brought some with me ... wait a minute." I went into the kitchen,turned on the tap softly, filled a glass half full of water, brought itback to him.

"Here it is."

"I don't like the colour of it."

"Why, it has a nice, rich colour."

"What is it?—Scotch?"

"Yes."

He sipped of it. Made a rueful face. "I don't like the taste of it ...it tastes too much like water," he commented, with a quiet, grave,matter-of-fact grimace that set me laughing, in spite of myself....

"Drink it down! I swear it's all right."

He tossed off the water.

"Give me my pants. I want to get out of here."

"Why, wasn't that whiskey that I just gave you?"

"Yes, yes ... but not very good stuff. I know where I can get better."

Humouring him, I helped him into his trousers ... painfully he put onhis shirt, neatly tied his tie, while I steadied him. This manualfunction seemed to better his condition straightway. He startled me byturning to me with a look of amused recognition in his eyes. He was nolonger off his head, just a very sick man.

"Well, Johnnie, so you're back again?"

"Yes, Pop—back again!"

"What are you going to do next?" he queried wearily, seating himselflaboriously in an armchair.

"Stay, and take care of you!"

"That will be unnecessary. I have had a rather severe attack of malaria... that is all ... left me rather weak ... but now I'm getting over it... had to take a lot of whiskey and quinine, though, to break it up!

"Malaria comes on me, every spring, you know ... harder than usual, thisspring, though ... it's made me dotty ... made me say things, at times,I'm afraid!"

We sat silent.

"—need any money?" he was reaching into his pocket.

"No, I don't want a cent!"

"Then take this five dollar bill and go around to the corner saloon andbuy me a pint ... what I had is all used up, and the chills are notquite out of me yet."

On the way to the saloon I stopped at Hartman's express office ...related the foregoing story....

"H'm! yes!... I see!" ... Hartman braced his thumbs togethermeditatively, "—from what you say it's pretty serious ... somethingwill have to be done this very day....

"Yes, go and get the pint ... let him have a drink of it. And—and keepclose to him all the time ... don't," he added significantly, "leave thelady in question in the room alone with him for a single moment."

"Have you got the pint, Son?"

"Yes, Father. Here it is ... but just a little!"

"I know what I'm doing!"

He took most of it down at a gulp.

Noticing the anxious look in my eyes.

"Don't worry about me, Johnnie. I can take it or leave it alone ...—always could!"

Before Mrs. Jenkins could come back, Hartman anticipated her with anurse and a doctor. As Mrs. Jenkins came in, chagrin and indignationshowed on her face. But she bowed perforce to the situation. She was toowise not to.

"His lodge-brothers are taking care of Mr. Gregory now, Mrs. Jenkins,"explained Mr. Hartman suavely, warning her off, at the same time, with asevere, understanding look in his eyes.

She dropped her eyelashes—though with a bit of instinctive coquetry inthem—under his straight-thrusting glance.

"Well, I suppose professional care would be better than anything Icould do for him ... but," sweetly, "I'll drop in from time to time tosee if there's any little thing I can do."

Deprived of the loving care of Emily Jenkins, though he called for hermany times, my father mended his condition rapidly. And, after a long,mysterious conference with Hartman and other members of his fraternalorder, he consented to allow himself to be sent West on a visit. But nottill they had promised to keep his job as foreman in the CompositeWorks, open for him, till he was well enough to come back.

After I had seen my father off, I stayed in the silent rooms only longenough to pack up my books, which I left in care of Hartman.

I had at last arrived at a definite plan of action.

My grandfather was transacting some sort of business in Washington, asmy uncle, Jim, had informed me. There he was living in affluence,married again, in his old age ... just like his former wife.

I had evolved a scheme which seemed to me both clever and feasible, bywhich to extract from him a few hundred or a thousand dollars with whichto prosecute my studies further, and enter, eventually, say, Princetonor Harvard ... perhaps Oxford.

I found my grandfather holding forth in a swell suite of offices in thebusiness district of Washington.

Near his great desk, with a little table and typewriter, sat a girl,very pretty—he would see to that!... evidently his stenographer andprivate secretary.

As I stood by the railing, she observed me coldly once or twice, lookingme over, before she thrust her pencil in her abundant hair and saunteredhaughtily over to see what I was after.

Despite the fact that I informed her who I was, with eyes impersonal asthe dawn she replied that she would see if Mr. Gregory could see me ...that at present he was busy with a conference in the adjoining room.

I sat and waited ... dusty and derelict, in the spick-and-span office,where hung the old-fashioned steel engravings on the wall, of Civil Warbattles, of generals and officers seated about tables on campstools,—bushy-bearded and baggy-trousered.

Finally my grandfather Gregory walked briskly forth. He looked about,first, as if to find me. His eyes, after hovering hawklike, settled, ina grey, level, impersonal glance, on me.

"Come in here," he bade, not even calling me by name.

I stepped inside, trying hard to be bold. But his precision andappearance of keen prosperity and sufficiency made me act, in spite ofmyself, deprecative. So I sat there by him, in his private room, keyingmy voice shrill and voluble and high, as I always do, when I am not sureof my case. And, worse, he let me do the talking ... watching me keenly,the while.

I put to him my proposition of having my life insured in his name, thatI might borrow a thousand or so of him, on the policy, to go to collegewith....

"Ah, if he only lets me have what I ask," I was dreaming, as I pleaded,"I'll go to England ... to some college with cool, grey mediaevalbuildings ... and there spend a long time in the quiet study of poetry... thinking of nothing, caring for nothing else."

"No! how absurd!" he was snapping decisively. I came to from my vision.

"My dear Johnnie, your proposition is both absurd and—" as if that werethe last enormity—"very unbusinesslike!"

"But I will then become a great poet! On my word of honour, I will! andI will be a great honour to the Gregory family!"

He shook his head. He rose, standing erect and slender, like a smallflagpole. As I rose I towered high over the little-bodied, trim man.

"Come, you haven't eaten yet?"

"No!"

Well, he had a sort of a heart, after all ... some family feeling.

Walking slightly ahead, so as not to seem to be in my company, oldGrandfather Gregory took me to a—lunch counter ... bowing to numerousfriends and acquaintances on the way ... once he stepped aside to ahurried conference, leaving me standing forlorn and solitary, like ascarecrow in a field.

I grew so angry at him I could hardly bridle my anger in.

"—like oyster sandwiches?" he asked.

He didn't even wait to let me choose my own food.

"Two oyster sandwiches and—a cup of coffee," he barked.

While I ate he stepped outside and talked with another friend.

"Good-bye," he was bidding me, extending a tiny hand, the back of itcovered with steel-coloured hairs, "you'd better go back up toJersey—just heard your daddy is very sick there ... he might need yourhelp."

I thought cautiously. Evidently he knew nothing of my father's havingbeen sent home by his lodge. I affected to be perturbed....

"In that case—could you—advance me my fare to Haberford?"

I'd wangle a few dollars out of him.

My grandfather's answer was a silent, granite smile.

"—just want to see what you can cajole out of the old man, eh? No,Johnnie—I'll leave you to make your way back in the same way you'vemade your way to Washington ... from all accounts railroad fare is theleast of your troubles."

My whole hatred of him, so carefully concealed while I thought there wassome hopes of putting through my educational scheme, now broke out—

"You"—I began, cursing....

"I knew that's the way you felt all along ... better run along now, orI'll say I don't know you, and have you taken up for soliciting alms."

Before nightfall I was well on my way to Philadelphia. For a while Iresigned myself to the life of a tramp. I hooked up with another gang ofhoboes, in the outskirts of that city, and taught them the plan of theex-cook that we'd crowned king down in Texas....

I kept myself in reading matter by filching the complete works ofSterne (in one volume) and the poetry of Milton—from an outside standof a second hand book store....

—left that gang, and started forth alone again. I became a walking bum,if a few miles a day constitutes taking that appellation. I walked aheada few miles, then sat down and studied my Milton, or dug deep intoTristram Shandy. Hungry, I went up to farmhouse or backdoor of citydwelling, and asked for food....

I found myself in the outskirts of Newark again.

I took my Sterne and Milton to Breasted's, hoping to trade them forother books. I stood before the outside books, on the stand, hesitating.I was, for the moment, ashamed to show myself to "the perfesser,"because of the raggedness that I had fallen into.

While I was hesitating, a voice at my elbow—

"Any books I can show you?—any special book you're looking for?"

The voice was the voice of the tradesman, warning off the man unlikelyto buy—but it was the familiar voice of my friend, "the perfesser,"just the same. I turned and smiled into his face, happy in greeting him,losing the trepidation my rags gave me.

"Why, Johnnie Gregory!" he shook my hand warmly as if I were a prince. Iwas enchanted.

"I want to exchange two books if I can—for others!"

"Come right into the back. Breasted, the boss, is out for the day....I'm having my lunch sent in, won't you have some with me?"

He acted just as if he hadn't noticed my dilapidation.

I said I'd gladly share his lunch.

He drew my story out of me,—the story of my life, in fact, before theafternoon wore to dusk.

"Do you think I'm crazy?" I asked him.

"No ... far from it ... " adding gently, with a smile, "sometimes anawful fool, though, Johnnie—if I may say it."

"Won't you stay overnight?"

"No, thanks just the same, 'Perfesser.'"

"I have room enough ... better hang around a few days and look for a jobhere."

"It's too near Haberford."

"But I know you'd take a couple of fresh books, if I gave them to you,now wouldn't you?"

My eyes lit up as with hunger.

"This Milton and Sterne are too used-up to be worth a nickel a-piece.Maybe, if I'd keep them, they might be worth something, some day, whenyou're famous," he joked.

"If you want to give me a couple of books ... how about this Keats andthis Ossian? I want the Keats for myself. It will renew my courage.And—the Ossian—will you mail that book on for me, to Eos, to oldPfeiler?"

I had told him, in the course of my talking, about them both.

Pfeiler used often to talk of the greatness of Ossian's poetry ... andhow he'd like to possess a volume of it again ... that is, before hegrew to hate me.

Maybe if I sent him the book, with a letter, he would think less harshlyof me.

I tramped through New England. My whole life had settled back intotramping ... only my Keats remained. I read and re-read his poems, notcaring to write a line myself.

I worked as a dish-washer or pearl-diver for several weeks in Boston,and bought a very cheap second-hand suit.

I shifted my mind like a weather vane and decided against shipping toEngland, with the forlorn hope of, somehow attending Oxford orCambridge, and studying English literature there. My old ideal of beinga great adventurer and traveller had vanished, and, in its stead, camethe desire to live a quiet life, devoted entirely to writing poetry, asthe poet Gray lived his.

I drifted inland to Concord, a-foot, as a pilgrim to the town whereEmerson and Thoreau had lived. I was happy in loitering about the hauntsof Thoreau; in sitting, full of thought, by the unhewn granite tombstoneof Emerson, near the quiet of his grave.

Toward evening I realised that I had gone without food all day....

On a hill mounting up toward the West, outside of Concord, I stopped atthe house of a market-gardener and asked for something to eat. Atottering old man leaned forward through the half-open door. He asked mein, and set before me a plate of lukewarm beans and a piece of jellyroll. But he delighted the tramp in me by setting before me, also, a cupof excellent, hot, strong coffee.

Afterward when he asked me if I wanted a job, I said yes.

The old man lit my way upstairs to a bed in the attic.

It was hardly dawn when he woke me....

A breakfast of soggy pancakes and more beans, which his equally agedwife had prepared. And we were out in the fields, at work. And soon hiswife was with us, working, too.

When Sowerby, this market gardener, told me that he was almost ninety Icould believe him. He might have added a few more years, with credence.

He went actively about his toil, but yet shaky like a bicycle till itfully starts, when it runs the steadier the more it is speeded. It waswork that kept him on his feet, work that sustained life in him. Hiswhole life and pleasure was senseless work.

And yet he was not a bookless man. He possessed many books, mostly theold religious classics. Fox's Book of Martyrs, Baxter's Saint'sRest, Blair, On the Grave ... Jeremy Taylor's Holy Living and HolyDying, that gave me a shock almost of painful remembrance—Keats hadread the latter when he was dying in Rome ... and there were the NewEngland Divines, the somber Jonathan Edwards whose sermon on the day ofdoom and the tortures of hell made his auditors faint ... I thought backto the terrifying sermon of the illiterate negro preacher in the Texasjail.

But now old Sowerby read nothing. "I have no time left for a book."

I never met the old man's equal for parsimony. "The last man—the manwho worked for me before you came—he was a Pole, who could hardly speakEnglish. He left because he didn't like the food ... yes, that was whathe had the impudence to announce ... and you can see that I am not sobad ... don't I give you a slice of jelly roll with your beans, everyother night?"

I assented to what the old man said. He had been the milkman to theEmerson and Thoreau families, and, in that capacity, had known both thegreat men. And I was more eager to hear what he had to say about them,than to draw wages for my work.

But he had little to say about them, except that they were as greatfools as the outside world esteemed them great men.

"They talked a lot about work and a man's being independent, earning hisliving with his own hands, from the soil, but,—did they follow theirteachings?... that's the test....

"And I saw them, often, strolling out a-field together, talking andtalking a lot of nonsense about philosophy, and going on, regardless,across their neighbours' crops."

And that was the only information I could get of these famous men fromtheir milkman.

Sowerby kept pigs under the barn.... For economy's sake the cows' dungwas shovelled down to them. And over them the outhouse was also built,so that our human efforts might not be wasted....

One night, despite a hard day's work, I could not sleep. So I went outon the hillside to enjoy the moonlight.

On my way back to the attic I observed a light in the barn. I stopped into see who was there. It was Sowerby, cleaning out the stable, to theplain disgust of the horses and cows.

I asked him if anything was the matter. I learned that he had risen inthe middle of the night and gone to work ... because that was hishappiness, his only happiness.

Driven by an impulse of distaste for him and his house and marketgarden, I started to leave in secret. What money was coming to me for mytwo weeks' work I did not care about—in the face of the curioussatisfaction it would give me just to quit, and to have the old man callup to me and find me missing....

I heard him pottering back to his bedroom again.... I waited till he wasquiet and back to sleep—then I stole forth in the quiet moonlight neardawn.

It gave me a pleasure to vanish like smoke. I thought of the time when Ihad that job plowing in Southern California; that time I had driven thehorses to the further end of the field, and left them standing thereunder the shade of a tree and then made off, wishing to shout and singfor the sheer happiness of freedom from responsibility and regular work.

Each time I have made off that way, from a multitude of varyingemployments, it has not been, surely, to the detriment of my successiveemployers. I have always decamped with wages still owing me.

I swung a scythe for a week for another Yankee farmer, on a marsh wherethe machine couldn't be driven in—which I was informed was KingPhillip's battle ground.

I visited the inn where Longfellow was supposed to have gotten hisinspiration for Tales of a Wayside Inn.

I must see all the literary landmarks, even those where I considered theauthors that had caused the places to be celebrated, as dull and thirdrate....

With gathering power in me grew my desire to attend college. I wouldtramp, as I was doing, through the country, and end up at some westernuniversity for the fall term.

The art workers' community lay in my way at Eos.

I dropped off a freight, one morning, in the Eos yards....

The gladdest to see me again was the Buddhist, Pfeiler. He rushed up tome, in the dining hall, that night, and took both my hands in his ...thanking me for my kind thought of him in sending him my Ossian ...avowing that he had made a mistake in his opinion of me and asking myindulgence ... for he was old and a failure ... and I was young andcould still look forward to success.

My unexpected dropping-in at Eos created quite a stir.

Spalton welcomed me back, and stood, that evening, before the fire inthe sitting room, with his arm about my shoulder ... even as he did so Iremembered the picture taken of him and the celebrated poet L'Estrange,together ... their arms about each other's shoulders ... and the currentEos proverb, that Spalton always quarrelled not long after with anyoneabout whose shoulder he first cast his arm.

Already a change was manifest in the little community. Tabled off bythemselves sat the workers and the folk of the studios, that night.While the guests who stayed at the inn occupied separate tables.

And there were many secret complaints about a woman they referred to as"Dorothy" ... Dorothy had done this ... Dorothy had done that ...Dorothy would be the ruination of "the shop" ... it would have beenbetter if she had never shown up at the Eos Studios....

I asked who was Dorothy....

"Don't you know ... we thought you did ... Spalton's new wife ... theone his first wife got a divorce from him for?"

And I heard the story, part of which I knew, but not the final details.

Spalton's first wife had been an easy-going, amiable creature ... fairand pretty in a soft, female way ... a teacher in the local Sundayschool ... one who accepted all the conventions as they were ... whocould not understand anyone not conforming to them ... life was easierand more comfortable that way....

Spalton's originality and genius would in the end have of itselfproduced a rupture between them ... few women are at home with genius,much as they clasp their hands in ecstasy over it, as viewed on thelecture and concert platform....

But the wedge that drove them apart was entered when his first wife,Anne, brought into their married life, Dorothy, a fellow teacher, avisiting friend.

Dorothy was so thin as to be stringy of body. She had a sharphatchet-face, eyes with the colour of ice in them ... a cold, blue-grey.

She was a woman of culture, yet at the same time she was possessed of agreat instinct for organisation and business enterprise—just what wasneeded for the kind of thing Spalton was trying to inaugurate at Eos.She fell in readily with the Master's schemes ... even with hisprice-tags on objects of art, his egregious overvaluation of handillumined books ... which his wife, with old-fashioned honesty, rebukedhim for.

An affinity of like-mindedness grew up between Spalton and this intense,homely woman, Dorothy ... whose face, like that of all clever, homelywomen, grew to a beauty in his eyes, that mere beauty which plastic formcan never attain.

There was a local busybody of a minister, and it was he who firstintimated to the then Mrs. Spalton that her dear and intimate friend,was betraying her....

There followed the usual spying and publicity ... Mrs. Spalton won herdivorce....

But this was after several years. Long before the divorce was grantedJohn and Dorothy were aware of a tangible fruit of their love.... I hadoften wondered why the Master so ardently, so often, wrote eloquently indefense of the superior qualities of illegitimate children....

Dorothy bore their child ... a girl ... and went away to teach in asmart school somewhere in the East, under an assumed name....

Now, after many years, Spalton and she married.

I saw in the sitting room a wonderful girl. She had shining, abundanthair, and a face rendered superlatively beautiful by the glowing ofvivacity, understanding, feminine vitality behind it and through it,like a lamp held up within. She was absorbed in the new exhibit ofGresham's that hung on the walls of the guest room ... she wore a short,bouncing, riding skirt, and carried a quirt in her hand.

I walked up to her, fascinated. Without letting her know who I was Iquoted Poe's To Helen to her. She stood, smiling sweetly, as if itwere the most usual thing in the world, to have a lean, wild-facedstranger address her with a poem.

"That's the way I feel about you!" I ended.

She gave a lovely laugh ... held out both her hands, dropping the quirton the floor ... took my hands and leaned back gaily, like a child.

"Oh, I know who you are ... you're Razorre ... father wrote me a lotabout you ... when I lived East ... you were one of his pet 'nuts'!"

We sat there and conversed a long time. She talked of Socrates and Platoas if she had broken bread with them ... she discussed science, history,art as if wisdom and understanding were nearer her desire than anythingelse....

She was the child of "John" and Dorothy.

Again Spalton asked me to stay, "we need a poet for Eos!"

But I insisted that I must go on and acquire a college education ...which he maintained would be a hindrance, not a help—"they will ironyou out, and make you a decent member of society—and then, Razorre, Godhelp the poet in you ... poets and artists should never be decent ...only the true son of Ishmael can ever write or paint," he waved.

There came to the artworkers one day a young Southern woman, a sixmonths' widow ... she was gentle and lily-coloured and lovely. She hadgreat, swimming, blue eyes, a sensitive red bow of a mouth ... and thelashes of her eyes lay far down on her cheeks. She was the first woman Ihad met who approximated my poet's ideal of what a woman should be.

I was working for Spalton during my stay, which I meant to make a briefone. I was shovelling coal for him, and firing a furnace.

Wash as I might, I could not remove a faint blackness that clung to theedges of my eyes. This made my eyes glow and seem larger than they were.On such an extraneous and whimsical exterior circ*mstance hinged theyoung widow's interest in me.

And I decided that I'd stay a little longer at the Eos Studios ... allwinter, if she stayed all winter. And I no longer asked for an easierjob. For I wanted my eyes to remain large-seeming, since, half in jest,she admired their present appearance.

She manifested a close and affectionate friendship for me, and all daylong all I thought of, as I kept the furnace going, was the eveningafter dinner, when I could sit close by her reading poetry in a lowvoice to her.

I leaned over her on every pretext to smell her hair,—her body, throughher low-necked dress—to breathe in giddily that delicate fragrance thatemanates from the bodies of beautiful women, as perfume from flowers.

Once, in spite of my timidity, I dared place my arm about her shoulders,there in the dark. There was a lecture on over in the "chapel" andmostly everybody had gone to it. Spalton, in passing through where wesat together, asked her if she was coming. "No, she was too tired." Sheremained sitting by me. Spalton shot me a glance of scarcely concealedresentment and went on. We were left alone.

She began telling me of her deceased husband ... of their devotion toeach other ... she applied a dainty thing of lace to her eyes, pausing amoment....

"John? may I call you by your name, not by the odious name they have foryou here?..."

She leaned her head against my shoulder.

"Johnnie, you are a fine, sensitive soul, and I know you'll be a greatpoet some day ... but why don't these people take you more seriously?

"I think it must be your childlikeness ... and your spirit ofhorse-play, that breaks through at the most inopportune moments, thatencourages these fools to treat you with levity."...

"Dear woman," I began, "dearest woman," and my throat bunched queerly sothat I could not speak further.

She stroked my hair....

"How old are you?"

"Twenty-three."

"I am just a year younger."

"May I kiss you?" I asked, stumblingly.

"Yes, Johnnie, you may kiss me"....

"Why, you dear child, you ... you kiss just like a small boy ..." in alower voice, "can it be possible that you, with all your tramping, yourknowledge of life in books, of people?—"

I bent my head, ashamed, silently acknowledging my inexperience ofwomen.

"No, it's nothing to be ashamed of, dearest boy ... I think you are afine man—to have gone through what you have—and still—"

Her voice trailed off. She put her arm around my neck, drew me to her,and kissed me!

As we sat close together, a brooding silence. Then, with a transition ofthought to the practical, she remarked....

"I'm angry with these people ... they over-charge for everything."

"Just think of it—I—I feel I may speak of it to you ... we seem tohave come so near to each other to-night—"

"They brought my laundry back yesterday, and for one piece of silklingerie I was charged—guess?"

I couldn't imagine how much.

"Seventy-five cents—think of that!"

As the Eoites came tramping back from the lecture, they found us stillseated there. At the first footstep we had swiftly moved apart.

I had been half-reclining, my head in her lap, strangely soothed andhappy as she ran her fingers through my hair. For a long time neither ofus had said a word.

Now I sat apart from her, awkward and wooden.

Spalton did not speak, inclined his head icily, as he strode by.

"He's mad because I didn't come to his talk," she whispered.

"I see my finish," I replied.

Now, Spalton was as much in love with Dorothy, his second wife, as Ihave ever known a man to be in love with a woman. But that could notentirely exclude his jealousy over my sympathetic relation with the"Southern Lady," as the artworkers termed her. And he feared for her onanother score. She was, to use a constantly recurring phrase of theMaster's, whenever he wished to describe anyone as being wealthy, "lousywith money," and he suspected, not without good cause, that I would warnher against paying exorbitant prices for books and objects of art....

One night I was the cause of an accident which gave him a handle toseize on.

We were having a musicale. A new musician had come to Eos. The formerEos musician, Von Hammer, the father of the prodigy who played thepiano, had quarrelled with the Master and had retired to Buffalo. Where,after a brief struggle as teacher of music, he had turned to playing forthe movies. It must have nearly slain the man, for he was a sincereartist, a lover of classical music ... and now compelled to play ragtimeand popular melodies for a living.

All that I held of him, despite myself, was an unkind remembrance—hisbreath had been charnel-foul, and always, when discussing anything, heinsisted on taking the lapel of his listener's coat and talking directlyinto his nose....

But his successor was playing at an introductory musicale....

A tall, alert, dark young man ... Italian-dark ... his eyes shone behindhis gold-rimmed glasses, swimming large and distorted under themagnification of the lenses ... his lips were full and red, hismoustache of a heavy, bristly black that made them look redder andfuller still, almost negroid.

He played the piano with violent, expert energy ... his favourite workwas the "Turkish Patrol," which, Spalton exclaimed, as he applaudedvigorously, he would now adopt as the Eos anthem.

The drawing-room was crowded ... a few visiting celebrities ... Eoites,too, but only the quasi-celebrities among them. The mass of the workerswas as rigidly excluded now, under the new régime, as ordinary retainersever are.

I stood by my "Southern Lady." She was in evening dress ... wore alorgnette ... I trembled as I leaned over her, for I could see the firm,white-orbed upper parts of her breasts ... I was trying to be lightlyplayful, and was clumsy at it. I took up her lorgnette and toyed withit. I sat on the edge of a table ... and where I sat stood a supposedGreek vase of great antiquity and value.

It is a law that prevails in three-dimensional space that two objectscannot occupy the same place at one time. I dislodged the vase. It cameto the floor in a crash ... which stopped the music ... which stoppedeverything. There fell a dead silence. I looked down at the fragments,hardly knowing what to do....

Spalton came over to me ... intensely ... his eyes blazing.

"Razorre, come out into the lobby ... I want to speak to you." Iwillingly followed him ... he wheeled on me when he had me alone.

"Do you know why we have these paintings of Gresham's hung high up thereon the wall?" he asked rhetorically, with an eloquent, upward sweep ofhis arm, "it's so bums like you ... dirty tramps ... can't wipe theirfeet on them."

"I am so sorry, so very sorry," I murmured, contrite.

Thinking my contrition meekness, and possibly fear of him, he went totake me by the shoulders. I knocked his hands away promptly and quicklystepped back, on the defensive ... all my reverence for him swallowed upin indignation, rising at last, against his vulgar chiding.

At that moment, my widow, Mrs. Tighe, arrived ... she was weeping....

"Don't be hard on the poor boy," she pleaded ... "anyhow, it was all myfault ... and I want to pay you for your vase ... whatever it cost."...

A momentary flicker of greed lighted the Master's eyes. But heperceived as instantly how unmagnanimous he would appear if he accepteda cash settlement.

"I am not thinking of my financial loss ... beauty cannot be valued thatway!" he exclaimed.

"Then you must not blame the boy."

"He is clumsy ... he is a terrible fool ... he is always doing the wrongthing. Oh, my beautiful vase!" and he wrung his hands, lost in the pose.Out he strode through the front door.

The musicale had been broken up.

"My poor, dear Johnnie, I am so sorry," murmured the young woman. I wassitting in the large armchair where she had sat the memorable night ofthe lecture that neither of us attended. She had seated herself on oneof the arms.

"You mustn't be despondent!" She was patting my hand.

She mistook my rage at the gratuitous insults Spalton had heaped on meas despondency. She leaned closer against me ... quickly I caught herinto my arms, drew her into my lap ... held her little, quiet, amazedface in my hands firmly, as I kissed and kissed her.... I knew how tokiss now....

She rose presently. I stood up and caught her in my arms. Slowly andfirmly she disengaged herself ... silently she slid away. She stopped inthe shadow a moment before going up the long, winding stairs.

"Good night, my dear poet," she whispered.

She had no sooner disappeared than I started out, my heart beating likea drum to a charge in me. Spalton frequently wrote till late, in hisoffice. I would go over there and, if he was there, call him to accountfor his insults. There was a light lit within, and I could see himthrough the window at his desk.

"Come in!" in answer to my knock. "Oh, it's you, Razorre!" and his eyessnapped with fresh resentment. "What do you want? Don't you know thatI'm busy on A Brief Visit?"

"You know why I'm here!"

"Well?" challengingly.

"I've come for two reasons. I want to apologise to you for breaking thatvase ... and I demand an equal apology from you, in turn, for the wayyou insulted me in Mrs. Tighe's presence."

"You deserved everything I said to you," he replied, rising quietlyfrom his chair.

"I may have deserved it ... but that doesn't alter in the least myintention of smashing your face flat for the way you spoke to me, unlessyou tell me you're sorry for it."

"My dear Gregory, don't be a fool."

"A fool?" I replied, inflamed further by the appellation applied toquiet me in such a superior tone, "if you'll come on out into the streetand away from your own property, I'll show you who's a fool ... you'llfind you can't treat me like a dog, and get away with it!"

"Why, Razorre ... my dear, dear boy," calling me by my nickname andtaking another tack ... he laid his hand gently on my shoulder and gaveme a deep, burning look of compassionate rebuke ... though I saw fearflickering back of it all....

"Look here, John," I burst out, never able to hold my wrath long, "Ilike you ... think you're a great man—but you humiliated me beforeother people ... and I've come to such a pass in my life that I wouldn'tlet God Himself get away with a thing like that!"

"Then I apologise ... most humbly!"

"That was all I wanted. Good-night!" But I could not bring myself toleave so abruptly.

"John," I wavered, "you are a great man ... a much greater man thanyou allow yourself to be ... I'm—I'm going away from here forever, thistime ... and I—I want you to know how I reverence and love the bignessin you, in spite of our—our differences."

He was pleased.

"And so you're going to college somewhere?"

"Yes."

"Where?"

I had talked much of college being my next aim.

"Either the University of Chicago, or further west."

"I can give you commutation as far as Chicago."

"I cannot accept it."

"You must, Razorre."

A week from then I left.

I went up to Mrs. Tighe's room to say good-bye. Awkwardly and with thebearlike roughness of excessive timidity I put my arms about her, drewher to me tentatively.

"Be careful, poet dear, or you'll hurt me," she warned, giving me a lookof fondness. Her left arm was in a sling. She had fallen on the steps afew days before and had broken a small bone in the wrist. "My sweetpoet!"

The bandaged arm being in the way, I put my head down in her lap again,as she sat there on the edge of the great, white bed.

She leaned over, turned my face up with her free hand, kissed me full inthe mouth....

"My sweet poet," she repeated, "good-bye!"

While at Mt. Hebron I had chosen German as my modern language. And itwas a Professor Langworth's grammar and exercise book that we used as atext-book. Langworth, I learned from the title page, was professor ofGermanic languages in Laurel University, at Laurel, Kansas.

And now I bethought me that it would be much better to go to college inKansas than attend the University at Chicago, where, I felt, educationwas made an industry, just like pork-packing and the hundred other bigconcerns in that city. Kansas would encourage individuality more, beless appallingly machine-like.

The great, roaring city bewildered me, and the buildings of theUniversity of Chicago (for I got so far as to ask for the registrar'soffice) overwhelmed me with their number. And I fled. With the exceptionof a few days I put in washing dishes in a restaurant there, I stayed nolonger, but freighted it southwest to Kansas City ... from whence I rodea freight further to Laurel.

In the evening twilight I climbed out of a box car in the railroad yardsat Laurel....

I enquired my way to the university.

"Up on the hill."

I veered off from the main street of the town ... a length of marchingtelegraph poles and flat-roofed Western houses. I struck across lots inthe cold and dark. I floundered through half-hardened puddles of mud,over vacant lots that afterward seemed to have been conjured up for myimpediment by some devil of piquaresque romance....

The hill, the very top of it, I had laboriously attained. On all sidesthe college buildings gloomed in dusky whiteness of architecture.

One of them was lit inside with the mellow glow of electric lights. As Istepped into the vestibule timidly, to enquire my way to ProfessorLangworth's house (for it was his I decided to seek out first), a groupof fragrant, white-clad girls herded together in astonished titteringwhen they saw me. And I surely looked the tramp, dusty and soiled frommy long ride.

I asked them the direction to Langworth's house, but they ignored me,and scattered. Turning in confusion, I ran into a man-student bodily ...excused myself ... the girls, standing further off, tittered again.

"Can you direct me to Professor Gustav Langworth's house?"

The student looked me over curiously. But he was of the right sort.

"Certainly. Come with me. I'm going that way. I'll show you where itis...."

In silence we descended the hill....

"That house, in there a bit, under the trees ... that is where theprofessor lives."

My knock set a dog barking inside ... the quick, insistent bark of acollie that romped against me, putting up its paws on me when the doorwas opened by a slim-bodied man of middle height. The man was dressed ina grey suit ... he had a kindly, smooth-shaven face except for aclose-cropped pepper-and-salt moustache ... and grey-blue, quizzical,but kindly eyes.

"Here, Laddie, come here!" called the voice of a frail, little womanwhose hair was white like wool, and like wool in texture. She satcrumpled up by an open gas fire of imitation logs. She Was wry-backed,her right shoulder thrust out into a discernible hunch.

She flung her arm tenderly about the dog, when it came to her. She was,I figured, the professor's mother.... He held a hurried, whisperedconsultation with her—after I had told him that studying his Germanbook at Mt. Hebron had impelled me to come to Laurel. Which story Icould see pleased and flattered him.

I was waiting in the storm porch.

He returned. He thrust his hand into his pocket and fetched forth atwo-dollar bill.

"Go downtown to one of the restaurants you will find on the main street.You can get a square meal in one of them for a quarter or, at the most,fifty cents ... a bed for the same price ... climb the hill again in themorning, say about ten o'clock, and ask for me at the German Department... I am sorry I can't invite you to stay here for the night ... but wehave no room ..." and he glanced timidly at the woman whom I had takento be his mother, but who, I afterward learned, was his wife.

I found a restaurant-hotel, as he had directed me, and procured mysupper for a quarter ... fried potatoes and a cold slab of steak ... anda big Westerner who wore a sombrero and had a stupid, kindly, boyishface, showed me to a bed ... which also cost but a quarter for the night... with a scattered ambuscade of bedbugs thrown in for good measure.

In the morning, fried pork chops, pancakes and two cups of coffee—and Iset out for the hill.

The place buzzed with activity. The fall term was already in full swing,and students poured in lines up and down both sides of the steep streetthat led to the college ... girls and boys both, for it wasco-educational. They were well dressed and jolly, as they moved in thekeen windy sun of autumn.

I was not a part of this. I felt like an outcast, but I bore myself withassumed independence and indifference. I thought everybody was lookingat me. Most of them were.

Langworth enrolled me as a special student. He himself paid my tuitionfee, which was a nominal one. I enrolled in Philosophy, Economics,German, Latin.

My patron, furthermore, slipped a ten-dollar bill into my hand. "For thebooks you will need."

He directed me to the Y.M.C.A. employment bureau. "They will see thatyou get work at something, so you can be sure of board and room ... inthe early days we did not have things so well arranged. I worked my waythrough college, too. I nearly perished, my first year. After yousettle somewhere, come and see me once in a while and let me hear howyou're getting on."

My first job was milking a cow and taking care of a horse, for board androom.... The man for whom I worked was an old, retired farmer.

The disagreeable part of taking care of horses and cows is the smell. Myclothes, my room, even the skin of my body, soon reeked with the faintyet penetrating odour of stable and barn.

But I was happy. Many great men had done as I was doing. Always trust meto dramatise every situation!

I arranged my meagre row of text-books on the shelf in my attic. I setKeats apart in a sacred nook by himself.

I sat humming softly to myself, studying my first lessons.

"Look," cried a girl, her voice vibrating with the hard sarcasm ofyouth, "look, there goes Abe Lincoln," to another girl and two boys, whololled with her on the porch of the house next mine.

I was stabbed with a bitter pang of resentment. For my face was thin andweather-beaten ... my sharp, bent knees never straightened as I walkedalong, like a man going through snow drifts. Yet I held my head erect,ridiculously erect ... and my chest was enormous throughover-development, as my arms and legs were thin.

My first few days at Laurel University brought me that beginning ofnewspaper notoriety that has since followed me everywhere as a shadowgoes with a moving object. And then originated the appellation which hassince clung to me, that of "The Vagabond Poet."

One morning, when I was hardly awake, there came a knock at my door.

"Just a moment," I called, getting into my shirt and trousers, "who isit?"

"A reporter to interview you."

I opened the door to admit a pale, young chap, who expertly flirted theashes off a cigarette as he said, leaning his head sidewise, that herepresented the Kansas City Star. As he spoke his keen grey eyeslooked me over impartially, but with intelligent, friendly interest.Though he was dressed in the student's conventional style, even to thecuriously nicked and clipped soft hat then predominant, there was stillabout him an off-handedness, an impudent at-homeness that bespoke awider knowledge, or assumed knowledge, of the world, than the averagestudent possesses.

The interview appeared the next afternoon.

"VAGABOND POET ARRIVES.

LAUREL ENROLLS BOX-CAR STUDENT."

It made me a nine days' wonder with the students. I caught the menstaring at me, the girls shyly observing me, as I strode from class roomto class room....

But the reek of the stable. It went with me like a ghost everywhere.Maybe it was because I had no change of suits ... I saw that it wasnoticeable to others, and I sat 'way back, in a seat apart, by myself.

Langworth watched my progress narrowly the first few weeks.

One afternoon as I was passing his house he beckoned me in.

"You're making good, and I'm glad of it ... because they're looking onyou as my protégé ... holding me responsible for you. Munday, in theSchiller class, tells me you sometimes bring in your daily lesson inWilhelm Tell, translated into blank verse ... and good stuff, too....And King says he turns over the most difficult lines in Horace in classfor you to translate and construe."

Langworth had only half the truth from King.

Whenever the latter came upon a passage a little off colour, he put meon it, chuckling to himself ... he knew I would go right through with itwithout hesitation.

About this time I received a letter from William Hayes Ward, editor ofthe New York Independent. He informed me that he had taken a poem ofmine. And, as indubitable proof, he enclosed a check for five dollars.

Professor Langworth was himself a poet of no mean ability: he waspleased to hear that I had sold a poem to the Independent.

I was sick of being shunned because I carried stable smells about withme wherever I went.

Also, sanguinely, with the sale of my first poem, I was sure that myliterary career had begun, and that from now on I would be enabled toearn my living by my pen, and pay my way as a student, too. So I threwup the job that made me smell so unpleasantly.

The city of Laurel had been, in the early days, in the memory ofsettlers yet living a hale life, a pioneer outpost. Through it flowed agreat, muddy river. The flat roofs of its main street still preserved afrontier appearance. It was surrounded by high, wind-swept bluffs.

They still talked of the Quantrell raid and repeated the story of it ...and of how the six men were lynched under the bridge that swung over thedam....

At the time of the slavery agitation its citizens had encouraged thenegroes to escape, had petted them, idealised them as no human beings ofany race should be idealised ... had run schools specially for themwhere it was considered an honour for the women of the settlers toteach.

Now, the great negro population, at first so encouraged, was crowdedinto a festering multitude of dilapidated buildings that stood on theflats close by the region where the river coiled through level acres oflow-lying country. This place was known as the "Bottoms."

I am trying to give you the flavour of the town.

They had prohibition there, too ... long before it won nation-wide power... consequently the negroes drove a vast trade in bootlegging ... and aconcomitant prostitution of coloured women and girls throve. One or twostudents on the hill had, to my knowledge, negro mistresses of whom theywere fond....

The drug stores did a thriving business in the sale of spiritusfrumenti—for "snake bite" and "stomach trouble," which seemed to beprevalent and epidemic throughout the community.

Saturday was market day for the farmers who lived in the adjoiningcountryside ... and the livery stables where they put up their horseswere also resorts for gambling and the selling of "bootleg" booze....

These farmers were a wild lot ... something like European peasants intheir smacking of the soil and the country to which they belonged, butwith a verve and dash of their own distinctly American.

There were three or four cheap restaurants that catered solely to theirtrade ... "a square meal for a quarter" ... and a square meal theyserved ... multitudes of fried stuff ... beefsteak, potatoes, boiledham, cabbage, heaps of white bread constantly replenished as it wasvoraciously devoured ... always plenty of hot, steaming coffee. Wherethese restaurants profited I could never see ... unless by a littlebootlegging on the side.

It was to one of them that I repaired when I left my malodorous job. Thesame one where I had spent my first night in town.

Langworth sent for me one day.

"I have heard wild tales about you, Johnnie. I don't usually listen togossip, but these tales are so recurrent and persistent ... about yourgoing about with the degraded people who live in the Bottoms, that Iconsidered I ought to see you about it."

I confessed that, though I did not drink their bootleg booze, I did havea wide acquaintanceship with the folk of the Bottoms, and that I knewall the rowdies among the farmers ... that I passed a lot of time aboutthe livery stables talking with them. That I often rode out to theirfarms in the hills and spent Saturdays and Sundays there. I avowed thatthere people were more interesting to me than the carefully tailoredprofessors and students.

My schoolmates had met me on the streets in company with thesewild-looking yokels, sometimes taking them to their waggons when theywere too drunk to pilot themselves effectively. And they had applied tome the proverb of "birds of a feather."

Before I left, Langworth drew from me the admission that I was awaybehind in my board bill at the Farmers' Restaurant. My hopes of makingimmediate money as a writer of poems for the magazines had so far beenbarren of fruit.

"Sh! sit down a minute and wait." His wife was coming downstairs,querulously, waveringly; her eyes red from weeping.

"Laddie has just died."

"The shepherd dog?" I enquired; for she had spoken as of a human demise.

"Yes, the dog ... but he was human, if anyone was." There was anacidulous resentment in the tone of her answer that indicated that shewanted her husband to send me away.

"She wants you to go," whispered Langworth, humouring his wife like asick child. He escorted me into the storm porch. "You have no idea," heapologised defensively, "how human a dog can be, or how fond of one youcan become...."

"What's this?" I asked, taken aback. He had thrust a check into my handas he shook hands good-bye.

"It's a check I've just endorsed over to you. Royalties on a recenttext-book. Please do take it." I had intimated that I would probably becompelled to quit college and go on the tramp again ... confessingfrankly, also, that a stationary life got on my nerves at times.

"I want you to keep on, not go back to the tramp life ... we'll makesomething of you yet," he jested, diffidently, steering me off when henoticed that I was about to heap profuse thanks on him.

"How can I ever thank you—"

"By studying hard and making good. By becoming the great poet I wantedto be."

"But how can I pay this back? It will take a long time—"

"When you arrive at the place where you can afford to pay me back, passit on to someone else who is struggling as you are now, and as I myselfhave struggled."

Always, always I wrote my poetry and kept studying in my own fashion ...marks of proficiency, attendance at class went by the board. My studyingwas rather browsing among the multitudes of books in the collegelibrary. I passed hours, back in the stacks, forgetting day and night... recitations ... meals....

I was soon in trouble with my professors ... I was always up, and evenahead, with my studies, but I was a disrupting influence for the otherstudents, because of my irregularity.

I discovered wonderful books back there in the "stack" ... the works ofParacelsus, who whispered me that wisdom was to be found more in thevagabond bye-ways of life than in the ordered and regulated highways.That the true knowledge was to be garnered from knocking about withvagrants, gipsies, carriers ... from corners in wayside inns wheretravellers discoursed....

And there was Boehmen, the inspired German shoemaker, who was visitedby an angel, or some sort of divine stranger, and given his firstillumination outside his shop ... and later walked a-field and heardwhat the flowers were saying to each other, seeing through all creationat one glance, crystal-clear.

And there were the unusual poets ... old Matthew Prior, who wrotebesides his poems, the Treaty, was it, of Utrecht?... hobnobbed with thebig people of the land ... yet refused all marks of honour ... the bestLatinist of the day ... at a time when Latin was the diplomatic languageof Europe.

When he wasn't hobnobbing with the aristocracy or writing treaties hewas sitting in inns and drinking with teamsters ... had a long loveaffair with a cobbler's wife, and married the lady after the cobblerdied....

There was Skelton and his rough-running, irregular rhythmic rather thanstrictly metrical verses ... mad and ribald ... often tedious ... butwith wild flashes of beauty interwoven through his poems ... the poemabout his mistress's sparrow ... the elegy on its death ... where heprayed God to give it the little wren of the Virgin Mary, as a wife, inheaven—"to tread, for solas!"

And Gay, the author of many delightful fables ... who must wait stilllonger for his proper niche, because he showed gross levity on thesubject of death and life ... he who wrote for his own epitaph:

For all those who would not keep step, who romped out of the regularprocedure and wantoned by the way, picking what flowers they chose, Iheld feeling and sympathy.

The Annual, a book published by the seniors each spring, nowadvertised a prize for the best poem submitted by any student ... aprize of twenty-five dollars. I had no doubt but that the prize was minealready. Not that I had become as yet the poet I desired, but that theaverage level of human endeavour in any art is so low that I knew myassiduity and application and fair amount of inspiration would win.

I wrote my poem—A Day in a Japanese Garden, ... only two lines Iremember:

descriptive of a little lake ... oh, yes, and two more I remember,descriptive of sunset:

The poem was an over-laquered, metaphor-cloyed thing ... much like thebulk of our free verse of to-day ... but it was superior to all the restof the contributions.

The prize was declared off. After an evening's serious discussion thecommittee decided that, though my effort was far and away the best, itwould not do to let me have the prize, because I was so wild-appearing... because I was known as having been a tramp. And because seniors andstudents of correct standing at the university had tried. And it wouldnot be good for the school morale to let me have what I had won.

They compromised by declaring the prize off.

A year after, Professor Black, assistant professor in Englishliterature, who served on the judging board, told me confidentially ofthis ... though he declared that he had fought for me, alleging how Ineeded the money, and how I had honestly won the award.

I thought of the couplet of Gay:

Outwardly I maintained a bold and courageous rudeness. Inwardly a panichad swept over me ... not the panic of deep solitude when a man is aloneat night in a boundless forest ... I have known that, too, but it isnothing to that which comes to a man who knows all society, by its verystructure, arrayed against him and his dreams.

When the ancient Egyptians had finished the building of a pyramid, theybegan polishing it at the top, proceeding downward. And it has been saidthat on the finished, hard, smooth exterior even a fly would slip....

Huge, granite, towering, the regularised life appeared to me, the lifethat bulked on all sides ... I saw that it was the object of education,not to liberate the soul and mind and heart, but to reduce everything todead and commonplace formulae.

On all sides, so to speak, I saw Christ and Socrates and Shelley valetedby society ... dress suits laid out for them ... carefully pressed andcreased ... which,—now dead,—it was pretended their spirits took upand wore ... had, in fact, always worn....

And my mind went back to those happy days at Eos ... happy despite thefly in the ointment....

I thought of my Southern widow, Mrs. Tighe.

"Poet," she had once said, "come to my place in the South. I have abungalow back of my house that you may live in ... write your poemsunmolested ... I won't be going there for awhile yet, but I will giveyou a letter to the caretaker, and you can use the place. And my pantryand ice box will be at your service ... so you'll need do nothing butwrite."

Now, fed full of rebuffs, I wished I had accepted her offer. And I wroteher, care of the Eos Artworks ... an ingenuous letter, burning withnaïve love....

She had once told me how she had scandalised the neighbours by paintinga little boy, in the nude, in that same bungalow ... the story beingcarried about by the servants ... and if it had not been for her socialprestige!—

I thought there could be nothing pleasanter than living in her place,perhaps becoming her lover....

I imagined myself posing, nude, for her canvases....

But my brief hope fell to earth. A curt note from a married sister ofhers ... who first apologised for having read my letter.... But Mrs.Tighe was abroad, painting in Spain.

The shock of having someone else, indubitably with a hostile eye, readmy letter, in which I had poured forth all my heart, made me almostsick. I was chagrined inexpressibly.

The truth was, spring was coming on. Spring affects me as it doesmigratory fowls. With its first effort of meadow and bough towardrenewed flowers and greenness, the instinct for change and adventurestirs anew in me.

The school year was not yet up, but I didn't want to graduate.

At that time I had a passion for meeting well-known people.

It was then my only avenue of literary publication, so to speak. Themagazines were steadily returning my deluge of poems—I sent at leastthree a week to them ... but to those who had established themselves Icould show my work, and get their advice and notice....

Walking along the main street, I ran into Jack Travers, the youngreporter who had dubbed me the "Vagabond Poet," the "Box-car Bard."...

"Well, what are you up to now, Gregory?"

"Nothing, only I'm thinking of a trip south to Osageville to pay a visitto Mackworth, the Kansas novelist."

"That's the stuff ... I need another good story for the Era."

"I'm going to make it a sort of pilgrimage a-foot."

"Great! 'Vagabond Poet' Pilgrims to Home of Celebrated Kansan. It's onlyninety miles to Osageville from here ... still rather cold of nights ...but you'll find plenty of shelter by the way ... start to-day and I canget the story in in time for this Sunday's Era...."

Travers got a camera from a fraternity brother.

"Come on, we'll walk up an alley and I'll snap you just as if you wereon the way...."

"No, I won't do that!"

—"won't do what?"

—"won't fake it ... if you want a picture of me on the way, it willhave to be on the way!"

"Of all the fools! Ain't the alleys muddy enough to be like the gumboyou'll have to plough through?" he teased. But I wouldn't allow him totake a fraudulent picture. He had to come with me, through the mud,grumbling, to the edge of town.

There, on the country road that led in the direction of Osageville, myfeet rooted in gumbo, a sort of thick composite of clay and mud thatclings to the feet in huge lumps, I had my photograph taken ... actuallyon the march toward my destination ... no hat on ... a copy of Keats inmy hand.

Travers waved me good-bye. "You'll see the story in the Era Sundaysure," he shouted, in a tone half affection, half irony. I was nettledat the irony. I wanted it to be looked on as a quest entirely heroic.

It began to rain. Far off, like a high, great ship riding on thehorizon, rode the hill, with its cluster of university buildings.

My first impulse was to turn back, to quit. That is always my firstimpulse. The instincts of my bourgeois ancestry against the unusual, theimpractical,—the safe-and-sane conservatism of the farmers and clerksand small business men bred in my people for generations!...

I pushed on through the clinging, maddening gumbo, slithering andsliding. Fortunately, I wore an overcoat, which, after it had reachedthe saturation point, shed most of the steady, oblique-driving rain thatcame for miles over the plains in a succession of grey, windy sheets.But my wrists and hands were aching, wet, and my thin, plying legs, tomy knees. And the "squash-squish!" of my soaked feet in the mud ploddeda steady refrain of misery.

My Keats, at least, was dry. I kept the volume under my belt and againstmy naked belly.

And I was happy and buoyed up by the thought, which lessened mydiscomfiture, that Sunday morning thousands of readers in comfortablehomes would be reading about me, would gaze upon my photograph.

People looked out of their farmhouse windows at me as if an insane manwere stalking by.

It darkened rapidly.

My first night's shelter was in a leaky outhouse. The farmstead to whichit belonged had burned down. I might have been taken in at any number ofplaces, but my access of timidity was too great ... it might on thefollowing dawn be followed by as great an effrontery. My year in collegehad disorganized me, pulled me out of my tramp character. It was no morea usual thing to beg or ask for shelter.

I could not sleep. My muscles were already overstrained from theexcessive effort of struggling along in the tenacious mud, like a flyescaping from the edge of spilled molasses.

I had brought a box of small candles for just such an emergency. I litone after the other, sat on the seat, and read Keats all night ... inan ecstasy, forgetting my surroundings, my pitiful poverty, mypilgrimage that would seem ridiculous to most.

The rain increased. Outside it drummed and drummed. Inside it drippedand dripped.

And as I sat there, upright, to escape the drip from the leaks, Iclimbed to a high, crystal-clear state of spirit.

Again I burned through Keats' life as if remembering that it was what Ihad myself suffered ... as if suddenly I awoke to the realisation thatI was Keats, re-born in America, a tramp-student in Kansas....

And now Severn, my true, faithful friend, was with me.... Severn, whohad given up his career as painter to be near me in my last days ... wewere on the Maria Crowther ... we were still off the coast of England,and I had gone ashore for the last touching of my foot on Englishsoil....

There hung the great, translucent star of evening, at that hushed momentof twilight, before any other of the stars had come forth....

The evening star made me dream of immortality and love—my love forFanny Brawne....

Now we, Severn and I, were journeying across the country to Rome ...voyaging, rather, through fields of flowers ... like my procession ofBacchus in Endymion ... that was a big poem, after all....

Now the fountain played under the window ... where I was to die....

"Severn, I feel the daisies growing over me."

"Severn, I—I—Severn ... I am dying ... Severn, lift me up—I—"

"Here lies one whose fame was writ in water." (How they cruelly laughedat that—for a time!)

I gave a start, almost a scream of agony ... the candle, somehow, hadserved me a ghastly trick ... it had cast my shadow backward on the wall,like that shadow cast by the head of the dying poet, as Severn hadsketched it.... I ran my hand over my face ... it was hollow andtight-drawn like the face of a consumptive.

The mass of resistance I had to face, for poetry's sake, was tooenormous ... my country's motto was not "beauty is truth, truth beauty,"but "blessed be that man who can make two hills of corn grow where onebank of violets grew before," ... and my pilgrimage, in that hour ofvision, it disgusted me ... for I was making it not to some grand poetlike L'Estrange, but to the home of the chief exponent of the"Honest-to-God, No-Nonsense-About-Me Hick School of Literature" ... andassociated with him was the syndicate poet, William Struthers, calledfamiliarly Uncle Bill, whose daily jingles run together as prose, werenow making him a fortune.

With the coming of dawn the day cleared, the sun glistened on a thousandpuddles, making them silver and gold....

By walking carefully on the side of the road, I made progress lessmuddy. I was used to the squashing of the water in my shoes. The weatherturned warmer.

I found myself on the usual long one-street called Main Street, in theprosperous little city of Osageville. It was Sunday. A corner loitererdirected me to Jarvis Alexander Mackworth's house.

A habitation of sequestered quiet ... as I stood before the door I heardthe sunrise song of Rossini's Wilhelm Tell ... a Red Seal record ...accompanied by the slow, dreamy following of a piano's tinkle ... likeharp sounds or remote, flowing water.

I halted, under a charm. I waited till the melody was at an end before Iknocked. A small, pale-faced, pretty little woman answered.

"Does Mr. Jarvis Mackworth live here?"

"Yes. Come in. We have been expecting you. You are the poet, aren'tyou?"

"Yes, I am the poet."

"You're a good walker ... we didn't expect you before Monday orTuesday.... Jarvis, here's the poet-boy from the university."

My host, unseen within, turned off another Red Seal record he had juststarted, again to the accompaniment of the piano.... Kreisler's CapriceViennoise....

Jarvis Alexander Mackworth came forth like a leisurely duck, waddling.He was very, very fat. He extended me a plump, white hand ... a slackhand-shake ... but not an unhearty one, rather a grip of easy welcome.

A kind, rubicund, moon-round face, full of large blue eyes smiling agentle and kindly welcome ... if the face of Shelley's father, plump andmethodic-oracular, could have been joined to the wild, shining ecstasyof Shelley's countenance itself—you would have had Mackworth's facebefore its time. I never beheld such spirituality in a fat man. Hisstoutness was not unpleasing.

"My boy ... come in ... my God, you're all wet ... you look frail, too."A pity shone in his eyes. "Minnie, call up Ally Merton ..." turning tome, "I have, as you can see, no clothes to fit you ... but Ally mighthave ... he's about your size, but he carries a trifle more meat on hisbones....

"Come in and dry yourself before the fire till he gets over."

We sat before the gas-fire of artificial logs.

"Minnie, will you make a cup of tea for this—poor boy," and he loweredhis voice at the last two words, realising that I was hearing, too.

"Yes, Jarv!"

I sat at the table in the dining room. Jarvis Alexander Mackworth sat onthe piano-stool, again playing the piano in rhythm rather than inaccompaniment with the records ... it was Caruso now....

"A glorious voice, isn't it, young man?" Mackworth asked, as I atevoraciously of the cold roast set before me ... of the delicious whitebread and fresh dairy butter, just from the churn of some neighbouringfarmer.

"I know nothing much about music," he continued, "—just appreciate it...—seems to me that's what we need now, more than anything else ...appreciation of the arts.... I like to sit here and pick out themelodies on the piano as the tune runs on. It inspires me. The preciouspeople, the aesthetic upstarts, make fun of Edison and his 'cannedmusic,' as they call it ... but I say Edison is one of the great forcesfor culture in America to-day. Everybody can't go to New York, London,Paris, Bayreuth ... not to Chicago even....

"Beauty must come to Osageville, since Osageville cannot come toBeauty."

I was charmed.

"Mr. Mackworth, you are a great man," I said.

A ring at the bell. Ally Merton....

"Ally, this is Mr. John Gregory, poet at large, Villon of AmericanLiterature ... let us hope, some day a little more of the Whittier ...Ally—" and the speaker turned to me, "Ally Merton is my right hand man... my best reporter...."

He took Merton aside, in private talk.... Ally looked me over with akeen, swift glance that appraised me from head to foot instantly ...sharply but not hostilely ... as one who takes in a situation in acomprehensive instant.

"Yes, Mr. Mackworth, I can do it easily ... if they'll fit him."

There was an impersonality, however, about Merton's cryptic words thatannoyed me.

"You are going home with Ally, John," Mackworth said to me, using myfamiliar name for the first time, "and borrow a suit of his clothes ...and you are coming back with him to dinner ... where you'll meet a veryfamous person—Miss Clara Martin."

Ally's blue serge suit was too short in the legs and arms for me ...otherwise it fitted. His gentleness and unobtrusive quietness enteredinto me, along with the putting on of his apparel. He led me upstairs inhis house.

"Mr. Mackworth has asked me to put you up while you are in town ...because his own house is full at present, otherwise he would accommodateyou there ... I guess we can make shift to entertain you properly.

"Here is the bathroom ... if you don't mind my saying it, when you throwthe toilet seat up, let the water run from the tap over the wash basin... my mother and sisters!" he trailed off in inaudible, deprecativeurge of the proprieties.

Ally was anything but a small-town product. Suave, socially adroit, aninstinctive creature of Good Form....

He came into the room he had given me to stay in. I looked like adifferent man, togged out in his clothes. Ally was surprised that Icould wear his shoes ... he had such small feet ... I informed himproudly that I, too, had small feet....

"No, no, that is not the way to tie a tie ... let me show you ... youmust make both ends meet exactly ... there, that's it!" and he steppedback, a look of satisfaction on his face ... he handed me a pearl stickpin.

"This is a loan, not a gift," he murmured.

I returned a quick, angry look.

"I don't want your pin."

"No offence meant," he deprecated, "and you must wear it" (for I wasputting it aside) "Mr. Mackworth and I both want you to look your bestwhen you meet Miss Martin at dinner to-night".... I angrily almostdecided to take his pin with me when I left, just to fulfill hispre-supposition.

"No, that's not the place to stick it ... let me show you ... not in thebody of the tie, but further down," and he deftly placed the pin in theright spot. Then he stepped back like an artist who is proud of havingmade a good job of bad materials....

"You look almost like a gentleman."

I was about to lick into Merton and lend him a sample of a few strongobjurgations of road and jail, when I saw myself in the glass. I stoodtransfixed. He had not meant to be ironic. The transformation wasstartling....

"If you would only keep yourself tidy all the time that way!... it'seasy."

"Not for me ... everything material that I touch seems to fall apart....I lose my shirts inexplicably ... my socks ... holes appear overnight inmy clothes. Books are the only things I can keep. I am always clutteredup with them."

"Appearances mean everything ... then, if you have the rest, the goodsto deliver, there is no place a man might not go nor attain."

I looked the small town reporter over in surprise. I studied him closelyfor the first time. He belonged to the world, not to Osageville ... theworld of fashion, of smartness ... a world I despised. My world and hiswould always be like separate planets. He would consort with people forthe mere pleasure of social life with them. The one thing I did not likeabout him was his small mouth ... but then I did not like my own mouth... it was large, sensual, loose and cruel.

And his walk ... it was almost dainty mincing. But then my walk was aloose, bent-kneed method of progression....

Miss Martin, the celebrated exposer of corrupt millionaires and captainsof industry, was dark and tall. She had been good-looking in girlhood.She had fine eyes in a devastated face.

I found myself petted, mothered by her. As soon as she saw me sheremoved a thread that hung to my coatsleeve.

At supper I was told of a new project. A group of writers, especially ofwriters who were in revolt against big business and the corruption ofthe trusts, were about to effect a combination and start what was to becalled the National Magazine; for it was to be no less than that, amagazine embracing all America, to serve as a re-invigorant andre-corroborant for new national ideals ... really only a tilting againstthe evils of big combinations, in favour of the earlier and moreimpossible ideals of small business units—the ideal of a bourgeoiscommercial honesty and individual effort that could no more bere-established than could the big shoe factory be broken up and returnedto the shanty of the village shoemaker.... Bryan's dream ... the lasteffort of the middle classes to escape their surely destinedstrangulation ... which gave birth to the abortive progressive party.

I was assured by Miss Martin and Mackworth that a poet who could singAmerican ideals and dreams was needed by them.... Ray Stannard Baker,Peter Finley Dunne, Upton Sinclair, were all to write for them....

I saw clearly that their revolution was a backward-working one. That thecountry's business could never again be broken up into a multitude ofsmall shops and individual competitors.

Of course, I was at that time a Socialist of the violent, fierytype—with a strong cast toward the anarchism of Emma Goldman.

But it flattered me to be taken, as it were, into the inner councils ofsuch great folk....

"Send us some of your poetry, with the right American ring to it,Johnnie," suggested Miss Martin, "and we will make you the poet of thegroup."

I think that Ally Merton's clothes on me, and his correct tie, made mygood impression, as much as my after-talk around the fireplace, where Ispun yarns of my strange life and adventures.

"You made a hit," commented Ally, as he conducted me back to his house,"it's a great opening for you. Follow it up!"

"I will!"

That night I could not sleep. My blood made a tumult through my body.Before dawn I had written two poems on national themes; didactic verses,each with a moral of democracy tagged to it, and much about the worth ofsimplicity in it, and the dignity of honest labour.

Yes, I would be their poet. And America's poet....

And visions of a comfortable, bourgeois success took me ... interminableChautauquas, with rows of women listening to my inspiring verses ...visits as honoured guest to the homes of great popular leaders likeRoosevelt ... dignity and rides in parlour cars, instead of dusty, dirtybox cars ... interviews of weight and speeches of consequence ... andthe newspapers would drop their undercurrent of levity when I waswritten about in them, and treat me with consideration.

Finally, I would possess a home like Mackworth's, set back amid shadetrees, a house not too large, not too small ... a cook and maid ... apretty, unobtrusive wife devoted to me....

And I would wear white linen collars every day, tie the ends of my tieeven ... and each year would see a new book of mine out, published bysome bookseller of repute ... and I could afford Red Seal records ...and have my largest room for a library....

Middle-class comfort was upon me ... good plumbing ... electric light... laundry sent out ... no more washing of my one shirt overnight andhanging it up to dry on the back of a chair, while I slept ... andputting it on, next morning, crinkly and still damp.

I was already seduced, if there hadn't been that something in me which Imyself could not control!

It was when I caught Mackworth on the streets of his town and in hisnewspaper office that I discovered the man himself.

In our country, especially in the Middle West, everybody watcheseverybody else for the least lapse in the democratic spirit.

Though he was truly democratic at heart, Mackworth laid it on intheatric outward appearance, in true line with the Kansas tradition of asockless Jerry Simpson, who went without socks, as the adjectiveimplies, and made Congress on that one platform of his sartorial lack... of William Roscoe Stubbs, who rode into the office of governorpartly on the fact that his daughter could make salt-rising bread ... aform of bread-making cultivated by the hardy pioneers of the state, andnow no longer necessary.

Mackworth was "in-legged" ... that is, his legs on the insides rubbedtogether from the crotch to the knees ... and he wore old patches,hanging there actually in strips ... and, I think, had his trouser-seatpatched, too ... and though he could have afforded a car, he droveabout, he and his family, in a rickety old two-seated rig, deliberatelykept, it seemed, in ill-repair ... and it was such an old ex-plow horsethat dragged it about!

His fellow townsmen laughed, but they liked it. "Jarv's all right! Nononsense about Jarv, even ef he is one o' them lit'rary fellers!"

To call everybody by the first name—that was the last word in honest,democratic fellowship.

Whether this exterior appearance of Mackworth was sincere or affected inhim I never could quite tell. I am almost inclined to believe it was notdone for effect,—but out of an Assisian simplicity of heart, as a signmanual of Bourgeois integrity.

If it was an affectation, his personal attitude toward the people withwhom he came into contact was not ... in his office everybody loved him,and worked for him with that easy efficiency that comes of good will andrespect....

Unostentatiously and affectionately he went about helping people.

"We've got a wonderful town here ... very little vice, except that whichalways will be in every community because it is inherent in human nature... we have a fine college of our own ... a fine electric plant ...everybody's lawn is well-kept ... nobody in this town need be out of ajob ... for miles around us the land is rich in real wealth of wavingcorn and wheat....

Kansas will be the centre, the Athens, of our civilisation, one day....

We have a fine Harvey Eating House at our railway station, managed by ahustler ... you must have Ally take you there for dinner before you goback to Laurel."

The idealisation of small comfort ... in a case like Mackworth's, fairlyunobjectionable ... but in most cases insufferably stodgy ... thedry-rot of art, literature, life ... leading to a smug conceit that inturn ends in that school of "two hills of corn where one cluster ofviolets grew before."

No wonder that the National Magazine, starting with a splendidflourish of knight-errantry, degenerated into the mere,"let-well-enough-alone" thrift-crier it is.... "'How I Became an ExpertTombstone Salesman' ... 'How I collected Tin Foil After Work-Hours andAdded Three Hundred a Year Extra to My Salary as Stenographer.'..."

Rather, far rather, the Rockefeller, that shrewd manipulator ofbusinesses ... with all his parsimony in personal economics ... his dietof bread and milk ... and his giving away of millions to missions andscientific institutions....

Rather the big Morgan, who knew the old masters as well as he knew theweaknesses of men ... who hobnobbed, not as a democrat, but asaristocratic as the best of them, with princes, kings, emperors, in hisgrim, forbidding dignity.

This at least presented bigness and romance!

"Want to meet Uncle Bill?" and Mackworth led me into a close-shut roomblue-thick with smoke....

I coughed and choked. A fire extinguisher should have preceded ourentry.

There sat—the lumbering trot of his typewriter heard long before heassumed visible, hazy outline—William Struthers, known to the newspaperworld as "Old Uncle Bill," the writer of daily prose-verse squibs on thehomely virtues, the exalter of the commonplaces of life, the deifier ofthe ordinary.

Uncle Bill's head of strong, black hair stood upright like thick wire.His thick, stubby fingers trotted like cart horses on and on. He stoppedand drew up a chair for me.

"Of course I ain't calling my stuff poetry," he began deprecatingly,"but I do a lot of good for folks ... folks read my stuff when theyain't got time to read the real poets."

Instead of flattering him, I gave him, frankly but gently, my opinionof the cornfed school of literature, easing the sting by inferring thathe without doubt had bigger things up his sleeve than his so-calledprose poems.

What I said struck the right chord.

"Of course a fellow has to make a living first."

(But, in my heart, I thought—it is just as vile for a man to send hiswife out as a street-walker, and allege the excuse about having to live,as it is for a poet to prostitute his Muse.)

Nevertheless, Mackworth, Uncle Bill and I stood together, in the sunnystreet outside, posing for the photographer. And I swelled withinordinate pride. Though I knew I was bigger than both of them puttogether, yet, in the eyes of the world, these men were big men—andhaving my photograph taken with them was an indication to me, that I wasbeginning to come into my own.

Perhaps our picture would be reproduced in some Eastern paper ormagazine ... perhaps even in the Bookman.

"Uncle Bill Struthers is an example of what Kansas can do for a man...."said Mackworth, when we were alone. "Bill, in the old days, was a sortof tramp printer ... clever, but with all his ability in him unexpressed... he was always down and out ... and drink! It verged on dipsomania.He never held a job long ... though he was a good compositor, he wasalways on the move from place to place....

"Then he came to Kansas where we have prohibition ... and it has pannedout in Uncle Bill's case pretty fine.

"He came to work for me ... fell by chance into his prose-poetry vein.It took; was instantly copied in all the newspapers ... of course, Icould do it as well, or anyone else with a rhyming turn ... but he wasthe originator ... and people liked his sturdy common sense, hiswholesome optimism.

"Now Bill is happy; his stuff's syndicated—in thousands of householdswherever English is spoken his name is a familiar word. He gives wholecommunities strength to go on with the common duties of life."

"And his drinking?"

"He has conquered that entirely ... once every so often the fit comesover him—the craving for it—then, when Uncle Bill turns up missing, asthe Irishman puts it, none of us worries....

"We all know he has hitched up his horse and buggy and is off, drivingand driving and driving across country, to work the fit out ... no, henever touches anything stronger than tobacco and coffee now....

"In a few days he comes back ... no one says a word ... we all know ...and love and respect him....

"He's happy now, is Uncle Bill ... married a young wife ... has a homeall his own ... money piling up in the bank."

Ally Merton smiled quizzically when I spoke of Uncle Bill to him....

"Yes, Uncle Bill's a fine, quaint old chap ... whenever he has a tiffwith his wife—of course, never anything serious—he locks himself inthe kitchen ... closes all the windows ... smokes up terrifically withhis corncob ... and plays and plays for hours on end ... his Red Sealrecords of classical music of which he is so fond.

"This behaviour of his is a well-known joke among us, a joke with hiswife, to!" ... the speaker paused, to continue—

"He has a good library and quite a large knowledge of the Englishpoets."

"That makes it all the more terrible," I replied, "for if he wrote hisverse-prose out of ignorance, he might be somewhat forgiven ... but heknows better."

I gave a lecture on Keats to a woman's club. They paid me thirty dollarsfor the lecture....

"Well, you surely made a killing ... those old birds will worship youfor life," snigg*red Ally.

Mackworth and I had a farewell talk before I returned to Laurel. Westood again in front of his office, on the sunny street ... he had comeout to bid me good-bye.

We talked of the folk poetry of America.... Mackworth recited to meseveral of the songs and ballads which I have since seen in Lomax's bookof Cowboy Songs.... I repeated the tale of how I had collected thejail-songs that I subsequently lost while jumping a freight....

"There's lots of poetry in American life ... Stephen Foster Collinsscratched the surface of it ... but he was a song writer....

"There's poetry on farm, ranch, in small town, big city, all waiting forthe transmuting touch of the true singer ... not newspaper rhymes ...neither the stock effusions on Night, Love, Death and Immortalityinserted as tail-piece to stories and articles in magazines....

"There's the negro mind ...—ought to hear them sing, making up songs asthey load and unload boats along the Mississippi ... nobody's ever dugback into the black mind yet—why don't you do these things?"...

"Good-bye, Mister Mackworth—I've had a fine time!"

"Good-bye, my boy ... be a good boy ... God bless you!"

At the Harvey Eating House the manager brought me out a cardboard boxneatly packed, full of all manner of good things to eat....

"Good-bye, Ally! thanks for your hospitality, Ally! thank your folks forme again!"

"I will. See you up at Laurel some day soon!"

For Merton was coming to study there, in the fall.

Back in Laurel I resumed my studies again in my intense though haphazardway. Doctors' degrees and graduation certificates did not interest me. Imeditated no career in which such credentials would stand me in stead.But the meat and substance of what the world had achieved, written,thought—it was this that I sought to learn and know.

Already the professors were beginning to row about me and report me forcutting recitations. On the score of my scholarship and my knowing mysubject they had no complaint. It was that I disrupted their classes andmade for lax discipline.

But I seldom cut class deliberately.... I would find myself lost in abook back in the "stack" as the big room that housed the tiers of bookswas called. The day would be dusking, the lights of evening glimmeringbelow in town, to my bewildered eyes! The day gone, when I had steppedback among the books at nine o'clock, intending to while away a halfhour between classes! (Once it was Sidney's Arcadia that entranced meso).

Or I would set out for class ... hatless ... my hair tousled and long... in my sandals that were mocked at by my colleagues ... my booksunder arm ... and fall into a reverie that would fetch me up, two milesor so away, a-stray up a by-road flanked with a farmhouse and youngcornfields.

Then it would be too late for my schoolday, and I would make a day of it... would perhaps get acquainted with some farmer and his family, havedinner and supper at his house, and swap yarns with him and the rest ofhis people.

Jack Travers was as proud of my foot-trip to Osageville as if he hadaccomplished it himself.

"The boys out at the Sig-Kappa house expect three or four kegs of beerin from Kansas City ... come on out and help us to celebrate."

"But I don't drink."

"Go on! you've told me about the time you did what you called 'sloppingup' down in Texas!"

"That was only once ... and since then I've become a physicalculturist."

"Well, come and join the party anyhow ... it won't hurt you to look on."

My curiosity impelled me to accept the invitation to the "keg party" assuch a jamboree was known among the students.

The kegs of beer waited us at the station ... disguised with misleadinglabels ... "chemicals, handle with care." Tenderly we loaded them on thewaggon that had been hired. The driver sat smiling as the solicitiousstudents heaved them up and secured them firmly....

We sat dignified and quiet, till the outskirts of the town were reached... then the whip was brought down and away we whooped, bouncing alongthe country road....

We whipped off down the road into the open country with a roar ofsinging and shouting. We sat on the kegs to keep them from jumping out,as we urged the driver to ply the whip.

There was a corner in a cornfield that bent inward, hidden from thecasual passer-by by a grove of Osage orange trees. Here we drew up,jumped out, tenderly conveyed the kegs forth ... the ground we hadchosen, in the corner of the field, was too rocky for planting. It wassultry early afternoon, of a late spring day.

The driver was offered a drink.

"Nope," he shook his head, grinning wisely, "I'm a teetotaler."

"Be back for us at dark," we shouted, as he jee-d about, heading towardtown again.

"Here's to old Gregory and his first drunk!"

Tin cups had been produced, and the bung of one of the barrels started... the boys lifted their full, foaming cups in unison.

"Bottoms up!"

I joined in the drinking, despite my previous protestation that I wouldnot....

"Where's the old boy that runs this farm?"

"All the family's probably in town, this being Saturday afternoon."

"Let's whoop 'er up, then!"

We sang and shouted at the top of our voices.

The cups had been four times filled.

Though I had poured half of mine on the ground, I already felt dizzy.But also a pleasant tingling, a warmth, was slowly increasing in mynerves and veins and body ... an increased sense of well-being permeatedme. I stopped spilling my beer on the ground and drank it eagerly.

Someone proposed races up and down the cornfield. We rolled up ourtrousers, to make it more hilarious, and ran, smashing through thetender spring growth ... yelling and shouting....

Then the game unaccountably shifted into seeing who could pull up themost corn stalks, beginning at an equal marked-off space out in each rowand rushing back with torn-up handfuls....

The afternoon dropped toward twilight and everybody was as mellow as thedeparting day—which went down in a riot of gold....

A great area of the field looked as if it had fallen in the track of avictorious army, or had been fallen upon by a cloud of locusts.

A chill came in with twilight, and we built a fire, and danced about it.

I danced and danced ... we all danced and howled in Indian disharmony... wailing ... screeching ... falling ... getting up again ... when Idanced and leaped the world resumed its order ... when I stood still orsat down plump, the trees took up the gyrations where I had left off,and went about in solemn, ringing circles ... green and graceful minuetsof nature....

"Here's to good old Gregory, drink 'er down, drink 'er down!" I heardthe boys, led by Jack Travers, bray discordantly.

"Want 'a hear some songs?" I quavered, interrogating.

"What kind o' songs?" asked a big, hulking boy that we called 'BlackJim,' because of his dark complexion.

"Real songs," I replied, "jail songs, tramp songs, coacaine songs!"

All those Rabelaisan folk-things I had lost while hopping the freight,came surging back, each not in fragments, but entire. Drunk, I did thenwhat my brain since, intoxicated or sober, cannot do ... I rendered themall, one after the other, just as I had copied them down....

"And more! Gregory, more!" the boys kept shouting.

I sat down and began to cry because I had lost the script. It had allgone out of my head again as quickly as it had come, so that I could noteven repeat one they'd asked for.

"Hell, he's got a crying drunk the first thing!"

"Cheer up, old scout ... here's another cupful."

"No ... I don't want any more ... I'm never going to drink again."

And I knocked the cup out of Travers' hand with a violent drunken sweepof negation.

"No use getting huffy about it," someone put in belligerently.

"If anybody wants to fight," it was Black Jim, huge and menacing andmorose, advancing....

Fight! knives! jails!...

Ah, yes, I was still in jail ... and Bud and the burly cotton thief wereat it....

I staggered to my feet.

"Wait a minute, Bud ... I'm coming." I gave a run toward a barrel, sentit a violent kick, a succession of kicks....

"Wait a minute! I'm coming!"

"So am I!" grinned Black Jim belligerently, thinking I meant him andadvancing slowly and surely.

The barrel burst asunder, the beer sumped and gurgled about my ankles asI stooped and picked up a stave.

"The damn fool's ruined a whole keg."

I was going to lick everybody in the jail, if I must.

"Put that stave down Gregory! put it down, for Christ's sake!"

"Good God! Grab Jim, someone!"

"Don't be a fool ... hold Gregory ... he's got the stave!"

"He'll kill Jim!"

"Or Jim'll kill him!"...

Then came a shout from nearby.

"I'll heve the law on ye, I will! destroyin' a man's cornfield like alot o' heathens!"

Yelling and menacing, the farmer and his big, raw-boned son were uponus. They evidently thought that we were all in such a drunken conditionthat they could kick us about as they choose. They had just driven homefrom market-day in Laurel.

Everything was mixed up in my head ... but one thing out-stood: I mustdo my duty by my barrel stave ... as the farmer leaped into the circlehe did not notice me staggering on the outskirts. I rushed up and lethim have the barrel stave full across the head.

At the same time Black Jim had turned his attention to the rangy boy,felling him at a blow. The boy leaped to his feet and ran away to a safedistance.

"Paw!" he called out, 'I'll run back to th' house an' 'phone th'p'lice."

"Come on, boys, we'd better dig out!"

We straggled along in silent, rolling clusters, like bees smoked out,down the road ... we heard the rumble of a waggon ... when we recognisedthat it was our teetotaler coming back for us....

"God, if my old man hears of this I'm done for at Laurel."

"So'm I!"

"If we only lay low and don't go spouting off about it, things will beall O.K."

"We'll send Travers back with a little collection, to fix it up with thefarmer, and blarney him out of taking any action."

In the morning I had a roaring headache ... as long as I lay quiet therewas only the slow, deep regular pulse of pain driving through my head,but when I made an effort to get up, my eyeballs throbbed with suchtorment that they seemed to be starting out of my head....

I fell asleep in the broad day again, waking to find Jack Traversstanding by my bed, pale and cynical, dusting off the ashes from the endof his eternal cigarette.

"How are you feeling this morning?"

"Rotten," I answered. I sat up and triphammers of pain renewed theirpounding inside my racked head.

—"thought you would, so's soon as I got up, I came down to see you."

—"lot of good that'll do."

He whipped a flask out of his hip pocket. "Take a nip of this and itwill set you right in a jiffy."

"No, I'll never drink another drop."

"Don't be a fool. Just a swallow and you'll be on your feet again."

I took a big swallow and it braced me up instantly.

"Now, come on with me, Johnnie, I'm taking you in tow for to-day! Afellow who's not used to getting drunk always mopes around after a goodtime like we had.... I'm seeing you through the day after ... you'regoing to lunch with me at the frat-house and this afternoon there's asacred concert on in Aeolian Hall that I have two tickets for."

"I'll never drink another drop as long as I live."

"That's what they all say."

At the Sig Kappas I met Black Jim, the first one, at the door. He shookhands shyly, laughingly.

"You sure fetched that rube a wallop ... he let one croak out of him andflopped flat ... it would have made a good comic picture."

"Lunch is ready, boys!"

I was made into a sort of hero—"a real, honest-to-God guy."

"You'll have to come to some of our frat jamborees ... Jack'll bring youup."

"We and the Sigma Deltas are Southern fraternities ... we have a hell ofa sight more fun than the others ... there's the Sigma Pis—though theyhave some live birds, they're mostly dead ... and the Phi Nus put on toomuch side ... the Beta Omicrons are right there with the goods, though."

"I see."

A little freshman made an off-colour remark.

"You'd better go and see Jennie!" advised a genial young senior, who,for all his youth, was entirely bald.

"Jennie, who's Jennie?" I asked, curious.

"Our frat woman!" answered Travers casually.

"Frat woman?" I was groping for further information, puzzled.

"Yes, often a fraternity keeps a woman for the use of its members ...when a kid comes to us so innocent he's annoying, we turn him over toJennie to be made a man of."

"This innocence-stuff is over-rated. It's better to send a kid to anice, clean girl that we club in together and keep, and let him learnwhat life is, once and for all, than to have him going off somewhere andgetting something, or, even worse, horning around and jeopardizingdecent girls, as he's bound to otherwise."

There were signs of failure at the Farmers' Restaurant. The curiousfarmer-family that ran it were giving it up and moving back into thecountry again. I was soon to have no place to board, where I couldobtain credit.

But it was summer by now, and I didn't care. I meditated working in thewheat harvest.

The editors of the National Magazine had given a new impulsion to mysong—and a damned bad one. Already they had accepted and printedseveral of my effusions.

I was to sing for them the life of present-day America, the dignity oflabour, the worth of the daily, obscure endeavour of the world aroundme.....

In other words, instead of flattering one man of influence and powerwith a dedication, as was done by the poets of the seventeenth andeighteenth centuries, I was to install Demos as my patron, must warp thevery tissue of my thought to inform the ordinary man that the very factthat he wore overalls, acquired callouses on his hands, and was ignorantand contemptuous of culture—somehow made him a demigod! I wascontinually to glorify the stupidity of the people, and always append amoral.

For a time I even succeeded in working myself up into a latheringfrenzy of belief in what I was doing.

The bedrock of life in the Middle West is the wheat harvest.

There was a man named Carl Bonton who owned a threshing machine. I heardhe was in need of hands for the season.

I nailed my few books up in a drygoods box and left them in care ofProfessor Langworth's housekeeper, the former having gone away toColorado for the summer. As for clothes, tramp-life had taught me thesuperfluity of more than a change of shirts and b.v.d's.

Bonton looked me over.

"You don't look strong enough ... the work is mighty hard."

"I'm pretty wiry. Try me out, that is all I ask. If I buckle in, I won'tmind walking back to town."

Bonton's buckboard carried us the matter of five miles to where hismachine, separator and cook-shack stood ... lurking behind a grove ofOsage orange trees.

Bonton had brought two other men besides me, as accessories to his gang.We found the gang just tumbling forth from the cook waggon, a small,oblong sort of house on wheels ... a long table in it, with benches ...much like the lunch waggons seen standing about the streets in cities.

"Hello, boys, is it dry enough to begin loadin' yet?"

"Naw; the dew's still as heavy as rain on the bundles."

"We'd best wait a little longer, then."

Though it seemed that half the day had wheeled by already, by seveno'clock we rode a-field, and the less experienced of us were hard at it,tossing up bundles to the loaders, who placed them swiftly here andthere till the waggons were packed tight and piled high.

I pitched up bundles from below, to an old man of sixty, who wore afringe of grey beard, like a Mennonite.

"I don't see why Bonton ever hired you," he remarked unsympathetically,peering over the top at me from his high-piled load. Several times I hadmissed the top and the bundle of wheat had tumbled back to me again....

"I can't be reaching out all the time to catch your forkfuls."

"Just give me time till I learn the hang of it."

I was better with the next load. The waggons came and went one afterthe other ... there was a light space of rest between waggons. It waslike the rest between the rounds of a prizefight.

From the cloudless sky the sun's heat poured down in floods. Amonotonous locust was chirr-chirr-chirring from a nearby cottonwood ...and in the long hedge of Osage oranges moaned wood doves....

By noon I had achieved a mechanical swing that helped relieve thephysical strain, a swinging rhythm of the hips and back muscles whichtook the burden off my aching and weaker arms.

That afternoon, late, when the old man drove his waggon up to me for thehundredth time it seemed, he smiled quizzically.

"Well, here you are still, but you're too skinny to stand it another day... better draw your two bucks from the boss and strike out for Laurelagain."

—"that so, Daddy!" and I caught three bundles at once on the tines ofmy fork and flung them clear to the top, and over. They caught the oldman in the midriff.... I heard a sliding about and swearing ... the nextmoment he was in a heap, on the ground ... on the other side of thewaggon.

"What th' hell did ye do that for?"

I looked innocent. "Do what?"

—"soak me in the guts with three bundles to onct an' knock me off'n thetop of the load?"

"Ever since morning you've been kidding me and telling me I went tooslow for you.... I thought I'd speed up a bit."

After surveying me scornfully for a minute, he mutely reascended theload, and we finished the job in silence together....

We laboured on after sunset till the full moon swung over the tree-tops.

Usually they did not use the cook-shack much ... it was used while onthe road from one wheat farm to another. Usually the farmers' wives anddaughters in the valleys and on the hillsides vied with each other as toheaping food before the threshers ... every morning saw mountains ofpancakes ... bacon ... eggs ... ham ... beefsteak ... we laboured likegiants, ate like hogs, slept like senseless stocks.

I climbed to my bed in the haymow that first night. It was chill enoughfor the use of my blanket.

I drowsed off, to wake with a jump of all my body from a dream that agiant was pressing down on me, that he had my legs doubled up over meand was breaking them into my breast....

The cramps....

I stood up and rubbed my legs till the taut tendons softened andstretched ... but when I dared bend them the littlest, the tautening anddrawing twisted them again. And so I suffered half the night through,till, in wrathful agony, I stumbled to the watering trough and stoodnaked-white in the flood of the full moon, rubbing the icy water over mybody....

The dutiful house dogs ... barking furiously, the two of them rushed atmy apparition as I stood up in the trough and splashed. They embayed meas a quarry. I jumped out of the trough and threw stones at them. Theybacked from my attack and bit at the stones. I stepped back in the waterand rubbed myself more. The dogs squatted on their haunches at a safedistance and bayed lugubriously at me and the moon in common.

The rest of the night I lay preternaturally awake, hearing the snoringand murmuring of my fellows in the mow ... hearing the horses as theycrunched and whickered ... all the noises of the outside night came inat the open door of the mow. Even the hay began to annoy me as itcontinually rustled in my ear.

I took my blanket and went to lie on the hard ground, under the waterwaggon. There I heard the multitudinous insects of the night, and thewhippoorwill.

Ordinarily I do not have an appetite for breakfast. That morning Ithought I would eat little, but I ended by devouring six eggs, two dozenpancakes, drinking three cups of coffee ... all of which immediately laylike a lump of rock in me....

No, I could not keep it up! It was too much of an effort, such frightfullabour, for sixteen hours of the day. But I thought of the old man whohad jeered at me, and I trudged a-field with the rest, my fork slungover my shoulder ... sore ... I ached in every muscle ... muscles Inever knew existed before talked to me with their little voices ofcomplaint.

But after the first load I began to be better....

And by noon I was singing and whistling irrepressibly.

"You'll do ... but you'll have to put a hat on or you'll drop withsun-stroke," Bonton remarked.

"I never wear a hat."

"All right. It's your funeral, not mine," and the boss walked away.

"Have a nip and fortify yourself against the sun ... that's the way todo," suggested the old driver. He proffered his whiskey flask.

"Nope ... I've plenty of water to drink."

The water boy kept trailing about with his brown jug. I tipped it up tomy mouth and drank and drank ... I drank and drank and worked and workedand sweated and sweated ... the top of my head perspired so that it feltcool in the highest welter of heat.

In the hot early afternoon I saw the old man lying under a tree.

"What's the matter?"

—"too hot!"

"Where's your whiskey now?"

—"'tain't the whiskey. That keeps a fellow up ... it's because I'mold, not young, like you," he contested stubbornly.

These men that I worked with were unimaginably ignorant. One night weheld a heated argument as to whether the stars were other worlds andsuns, or merely lights set in the sky to light the world of men by ...which latter, the old man maintained, was the truth, solemnly assertingthat the Bible said so, and that all other belief was infidelity andblasphemy. So it was that, each evening, despite the herculean labour ofthe day, we drew together and debated on every imaginable subject....

On the third day of my employment by him, Bonton put me at the mouth ofthe separator, where the canvas ran rapidly in, carrying the bundlesdown into the maw of the machine. My job was feeding the bundles to it... up in the air in the back the threshed straw was kicked high, andthe chaff whirled in dusty clouds ... from a spout in the side of theseparator the threshed grain poured in an unending stream....

It was difficult to keep the horses from the straw stacks that the dailythreshing built up.

Also Bonton speeded so terrifically that much of the grain was shot outinto the straw....

One night three of the horses made their way to the straw and ate andgorged ... in the morning one of them was dead and the other two werefoundered....

The cramps bothered me no more.

The boss came up to me and slapped me on the back.

"—thought you'd sag under," but, putting his hand on my back, "you'vegot powerful back muscles, though your arms and legs are like beanpoles... a fellow never can tell about a man, till he's tried out."

After nearly a month of the work, Bonton began acting glum toward me....

"Gregory, I'm going to pay you off to-day!"

"—pay me off to-day?"

"Yes."

"What's the matter? ain't I working hard enough?"

"I've no fault to find with your work ... you're a better worker thanmost of the men ... in fact they complain that you set too hard a paceat the separator....

"But you argue too much ... keep the men up o' nights debating aboutthings they never even considered before. And it upsets them so, whatwith the arguing and the sleep they lose, that they ain't up to thenotch, next day.

"No, that's the only fault I have to find in you," he continued, as hecounted out sixty dollars into my hand ... "but," and he walked with me,disquieted to the road, "but if you'll wait around till this afternoon,I'll drive you back to town."

"No. It's not over ten miles. I'll walk."

I was glad to be paid off. I was missing my books and my leisure,longing for the cool alcoves of books in the university "stack."

"You understand me, I hope ... business is business and work is work.I've found it doesn't do to argue ... only stirs up trouble....

"I hope you don't think all this debating will end after you're gone?...Oh, no,—for the next week or so the boys will continue shooting theirmouths off ... the Baptist will fight the Methodist, and both will joinagainst the Seventh Day Adventist ... and the one Catholic will beassailed by all hands....

"Before you came, no one knew what the other fellow believed, and noone cared ... but now you've started something."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Bonton."

"It can't be helped now ... don't fail to let me know in what magazinesyour poems on threshing and the harvest will appear."

I trudged townward, light-hearted ... a poem began to come to me beforeI had gone a mile ... at intervals I sat down and wrote a few lines....

That fall the National Magazine printed The Threshers and TheHarvest and The Cook-Shack, three poems, the fruit of that work. Allthree written on the road as I walked back to town ... and all threedidactic and ridiculous in their praise of the worker.

Frank Randall, tinsmith and plumber, who ran his shop on the mainstreet, rented me a back room over his store, for two dollars a week. Ithad been occupied by big Sam, the negro shoemaker, and it was neither inorder, nor did it smell very sweet. But I cleaned and aired it, andsprinkled disinfectant about that I had bought at the drug store.

Then I fetched my books down from Langworth's in a wheelbarrow, and Iset them up in several neat rows.

I lay back on my cot and looked at them in satisfaction and happiness. Ihad enough for food and lodging for nearly three months, if I cooked formyself. Two dollars a week for food and two for rent, and I'd do my ownwashing ... say five a week at the most! that would mean twelve weeks ofdoing nothing but reading and writing and studying.

The first day of my sojourn over the tinsmith's shop, Sunday, I drewdown from the shelf my Heinrich Heine ... in German ... one of the tasksI set myself, during that three months, was the making an intensivestudy of just how Heine had "swung" the lyric form to such conciseness,such effectiveness of epigrammatic expression.

I opened the Buch der Lieder at the poem in his preface—the song ofthe sphinx in the enchanted wood ... and how it clutched the seeker, thepoet, to its monstrous but voluptuous woman's breasts as it ravished hissoul with kisses. And the nightingale was singing....

Monday morning ... by six or seven o'clock a rustling below, in theshop, by eight, the day's work in full blast ... a terrific pounding andhammering on sheets of tin and pieces of pipe. The uproar threw my mindoff my poetry.

I went down to speak with Randall about it....

"Frank, I can't stand this, I must leave."

"Nonsense; stay; you'll get used to it."

"No, I must go if the noise keeps up continually like this."

"Well, it won't ... we have a special job to finish ... tin-roofing ...but if you want a place to stay where it is quiet, I have a camp, notfar out, on the Ossawatomie, where I go for week-ends...."

"Where is it? That would be fine. I'd like to stay there."

"You know where old Farmer Brown lives, by the abandoned church, justoutside of Perthville?"

"Yes. That's seven miles out on the Osageville road."

"Take the first turn to the right from his house, going west. It's anunused bye-road and it runs plumb into my cabin. There's a frying panthere ... and some flour ... and bacon ... tell you what ... it's beenbroken into several times. I'll consider it worth while if you go andlive there, and I get no rent from you for it nor the room upstairs ...you'll be alone, God knows—excepting Saturdays and Sundays."

I packed my Heine in a bundle ... with my Bible and my Josephus in theGreek, along with Whiston's English version ... and I included a bundleof books on New Testament times that made me groan under their weight.For I planned to begin a four-act play on Judas, and must study forwriting that, as well as learn the "how" of the lyric....

The stupendousness of the silence of absolute solitude! At first thethoughts run on with a tangle and jangle, a turmoil almost of madness... then they quiet down into the peace that only a hermitage gives andthe objects of life are seen in their true relativity and perspective.

My diet was one of sow-belly, bread, and coffee, and what fish I caughtin the sluggish, muddy stream....

Saturday, toward sunset, I heard a whooping in the woods. It was Randallcoming with a few friends for his week-end, as he had warned. With him,his wild brother, Jack; and Bill, his assistant plumber andman-about-shop.

The drinking had begun before they were in sight of the shack. And itwas kept up till late Sunday night ... around a big fire in a clearedspace they sang and gambled and drank.

Randall served great hilarity to the party by trying to breed his geldedhorse to his mare ... the mare kicked and squealed, indignant at thecheat, looking back, flattening her ears, and showing the vicious whitesof her eyes. Several times the infuriated beast's heels whished an inchor so from Randall's head, as he forced the gelding to advance andmount. We rolled on the grass, laughing ... myself included.

Then all stripped to the buff for a swim in the stream ... a treacherousplace where the bottom was at times but two or three feet from thesurface, and the mud, soft and semi-liquid for five feet more. And therewere snags, and broken beer and whiskey bottles all over the bottomwhere it was decent and gravelly.

Bill, with his solemn dundreary whiskers, leaped high in the air like afrog, kicking his legs and yelling drunkenly as he took off.

"Look out, Bill," I shouted, "it's nothing but mud there!"

But Bill didn't heed me. He hit with a swish and a thud instead of asplash, and didn't come up.

We put out in our rickety boat.

By that luck that favours the drunkard and fool, we laid hold on Bill'sfeet sticking out, just under the water. We tugged mightily and broughthim forth, turned into a black man by the ooze ... otherwise, unharmed.

It was not till two hours after midnight that they whisked away townwardand left me alone, so that the graciousness of silence could enfold meagain. I looked forward to a week's peace, before they descended on thecamp again. But I had a premonition that there was to be no peace for methere. For Randall had said to me before he drove away....

"You know Pete Willets? Well, he's liable to come here for a few days,during the week ... a nice quiet fellow though ... won't disturb you."

The thought of another visitor did disturb me. Though I knew PeteWillets as a quiet, gentle shoemaker in whom seemed no guile, I wantedto be alone to think and read and write.

Wednesday noon Pete Willets drove up, accompanied by a grubby Woman whomat first glance I did not relish.

"Hello, Johnnie, Frank said we could use the shack for a day or two."

"Forever, as far as I'm concerned," I answered, beginning to tie up mybooks in a huge bundle as big as a peddler's pack, and as heavy.

Impatiently tying the horse to a post, they were in the shack andimmediately prone on my bunk.

As I shouldered my load their murmuring voices full of amorous desirestung me like a gadfly. I hurried off toward Laurel, angry at life.

I explained to Randall why I had left his camp so soon. He was gravelyconcerned.

"I didn't tell Willets he could have my shack to take Gracie there. Thisis a bit too thick."

"Who's Gracie?"

"—a bad lot ... a girl that's been on the turf since she was in kneeskirts—as long as I've known her. He loves her. She can twist himaround her little finger. She's going to get him into something bad someday. He'll do anything she wants. And she's capable of putting him up toanything."

"Willets is weak, when it comes to women ... don't drink much ... a hardworker ... everybody likes him....

"Did you ever notice his limp ... only slight ... scarcely noticeable,isn't it?... he's a corking mechanic as well as shoemaker ... mightyclever ... now for instance, you wouldn't ever have known, unless I toldyou, that his left leg is made of wood?"

"I wouldn't even suspect it."

"—lost his left leg when he was a brakeman ... made that wooden leg forhimself ... it works so smoothly that he's thinking of taking out apatent on it."

"Why does a woman take to a man with a wooden leg?"

"—makes good money ... and he has a way about him with the girls ...he goes about so quietly. He's so gentle and considerate ... acts, butdoesn't say much, you know! that's what they like!"

"—damned sorry for his wife and two kids, though; when Willets comes totown again I'm not going to let him have my shack any more ... might besome trouble ... divorce or something."

There was trouble and very shortly. In a month Willets had poisoned hiswife ... with rough-on-rats ... and the quiet little shoemaker went tothe penitentiary for life ... a life-time of shoe-making.

I rented a tent and pitched it on an island in the middle of the Kaw, orKansas River. There I was alone. I rented a boat to take out mypossessions.

I lived naked till I grew brown all over. I studied and read and wroteto my full desire, there in the grateful silence of trees and waters—asolitude broken only by an occasional train streaming its white trail ofsmoke as it whistled and raced round the curve of shining track towardLaurel.

I read Josephus entirely through, haltingly, line by line, in the Greek.I read all the books the "stack" at the university could afford me onNew Testament life and times, in preparation for my play on Judas.

My only companions were a flock of tiny mud-hens with their dainty proudlittle rooster. I heard them talking in bird-language, saw them paddlingwith diminutive gravity up and down in the mud, on the island mud-bankjust beneath the high place on which my tent was pitched.

When I grew lonesome for company, human company, I swam ashore, myclothes tied on top of my head to keep them dry, and, dressing, walkedinto Laurel. Where I lounged about for the day on the streets, or in thestores, or in the livery stables ... I knew everybody and everybody knewme, and we had some fine times, talking.

I had access to the local Carnegie Library as well as to the university"stack".

My food did not cost me above a dollar a week. For I went on a wholewheat diet, and threw my frying pan away.

I was the tramp, as ever, only I was stationary.

The opening days of the fall term came round again. Summer weather, hotand belated, lingered on. I was now more native to the river than tolife in a four-walled room and on street pavements.

I debated seriously whether I should return to classes, or just keep onstudying as I was, staying in my tent, and taking books out at the twolibraries. I knew that they'd allow me to continue drawing out books atthe university, even though I attended classes no longer—ProfessorLangworth would see to that.

Also, most of the professors would whisper "good riddance" tothemselves. I camped at their gates too closely with questions. I neveraccepted anything as granted. The "good sports" among them welcomed thisattitude of mine, especially the younger bunch of them—who severaltimes invited me to affairs of theirs, behind closed blinds, where goodwine was poured, and we enjoyed fine times together....

I was invited on condition that I would not let the student-body know ofthese sub rosa fiestas. Which were dignified and unblameworthy ...only, wine and beer went around till a human mellowness andconversational glow was reached.

A trifling incident renewed my resolve to continue as a studentregularly enrolled....

Though considered a freak and nut, I was generally liked among thestudents, and liked most of them in turn....

They used frequently to say—"'s too bad Johnnie Gregory won't act likethe rest of the world, he's such a likeable chap...."

As the boys came back to school I went about renewing acquaintances.

The afternoon of the day of the "trifling incident" I was returning froma long visit to Jack Travers and the Sig-Kappas.

It was about ten o'clock when I reached the river-bank opposite myisland. There was a brilliant moon up. If daylight could besilver-coloured it was day.

I stood naked on the water's edge, ready to wade out for my swim back tomy island. My clothes were trussed securely, for dryness, on my head.

A rustling, a slight clearing of the throat, halted me.

I glanced through a vista of bushes.

There sat a girl in the full moonlight. She had a light easel beforeher. She was trying to paint, evidently, the effects of the moon on thelandscape and the river. Painters have since told me that it isimpossible to do that. It is too dark to see the colours. Neverthelessthe girl was trying.

I stopped statue-still to find if I had been seen. When assured that Ihad not, I slowly squatted down, and, naked as I was, crept closer,hiding behind a screen of bushes. And I fastened my eyes on her, andforgot who I was. For the moon made her appear almost as plain as day.And she was very beautiful. And I was caught in a sudden trap of loveagain.

Here, I held no doubt, was my Ideal. I could not distinguish the colourof her hair. But she was maiden and slenderly wonderful.

I lay flat, hoping that she would not hear my breath as she calmlypainted. My heart beat so hard it seemed to shake the ground beneath me.

She, too, was original, what the world would call "eccentric" ... outhere, three miles from town, with the hours verging toward midnight ...seated on the river bank, trying to capture the glory of the moon oncanvas.

But, unusual as her action was, there was nothing mad about her mode ofdressing ... her white middy blouse, edged with blue ... her flowing tie... her dainty, blue serge skirt and dainty shoes.

I lay there, happy in being near her, the unknown.

After a long time she rose ... gave a sigh ... brushed her hand over herhair.

Fascination held me close as she stooped over ... began leisurely tountie her shoes ... set them, removed, aside, toe to toe and heel toheel, equal, as if for mathematical exactness ... paused a moment ...lifted her skirts, drew off her garters with a circular downward sweep... drew down her stockings....

She sat with her stockings off, stuffed into her shoes,—her skirt up toher hips, gazing meditatively at her naked legs held straight beforeher.

I was close enough to hear her breathing—or so keen in my arousedsenses that I thought I heard it. She wiggled her toes to herself as shemeditated.

She paused as if hesitating to go on with her undressing. A twigsnapped. She came to her knees and looked about, startled, thensubsided again, tranquil and sure of her solitude.

She stood in the moonlight, naked. My gaze grew fat with pleasure as itfed on her nakedness....

She stepped down to the water's edge, dabbling her outstretched toes inthe flow.

Ankle-deep, she stood and stooped. She scooped up water and dashed itover her breasts. She rose erect a moment and gazed idly about.

Then, binding her hair in a careful knot, she went in with a plunge andI saw that she could swim well.

My heart shook and thundered so that its pulse pervaded all my body withits violence. I held in curb a mad, almost irresistible impulse to rushin after her, crying out that I was a poet ... that this was the trueromance ... that we must throw aside the conventions ... that no onewould ever know.

Then I thought of my skinniness and ugliness in comparison with herslight but perfect beauty. And I knew that it would repel her. And Iheld still in utter shame, not being good-looking enough to join her inthe river.

I lay prone, almost fainting, dizzy, not having the strength to creepaway, as I now considered I must do.

I saw her return and watched her as she slowly resumed her clothes,piece by leisurely piece. She folded her camp stool, packed her smalleasel in a case and started off toward town.

Shouldn't I now intercept her, explain who I was, and offer to escorther along the tracks back to town? For it was surely dangerous for herto come so far into the night, alone. There were tramps ... and thestray criminal negro from the Bottoms ... God knows what else, in herpath!

But my timidity let her pass on alone.

I needed the coolness of the water about me, as I swam out to my tent. Iforgot my clothes on my head and they soused in the water as I swam. Allnight I tossed, sleepless. I lay delirious with remembrance of her ...imagined myself with her as I lay there, and whispered terms of love andendearment into the dark.

Who was she? One thing I knew—she must be a student, and an artstudent under Professor Grant in the Fine Arts Department.

This was the incident that decided me to enroll again as regularstudent, and to fold my tent, leave my solitary island, and return totown ... where I sought out Frank Randall, and he again offered me theroom I had given up. And he gave me work as his bookkeeper, severalhours of the day ... which work I undertook to perform in return for myroom. In addition he gave me two dollars a week extra.

One afternoon soon after my enrollment, I met Ally Merton coming downhill.

"Well, here I am, as I said I'd be," said he.

He was, as usual, dressed to perfection—not a minute ahead of thestyle, not a minute behind ... gentle-voiced and deferential, learningto be everywhere without being noticed anywhere.

"I see you're still eccentric in dress ... sandals ... shirt open at theneck ... denim too ... cheap brown socks ... corduroys...."

"Yes, but look," I jested in reply, "I wear a tie ... and the ends pullexactly even. That's the one thing you taught me about correct dressingthat I'll never forget."

"If I could only persuade you, Johnnie, of the importance of littlethings, of putting one's best foot forward ... of personal appearance... why create an initial prejudice in the minds of people you meet,that you'll afterward have to waste valuable time in trying to remove?"

"Where are you putting up, Ally?"

"At the Phi Nus" (the bunch that went in the most for style and society)"I'm a Phi Nu, keep in touch with me, Johnnie."

"Keep in touch with me," was Merton's stock phrase....

"Mr. Mackworth asked me particularly to look you up, and 'take care of'you ... you made a hit with him ... but he's very much concerned aboutyou—thinks you're too wild and erratic."

The tinshop was a noisy place, as I have said before. It was asuproarious as a boiler factory. All day long there was hammering,banging, and pounding below ... but I was growing used to it ... as youdo to everything which must be.

Keeping Randall's books occupied a couple of hours each morning orafternoon, whenever I chose. All the rest of the day I had free....

I had almost come to the conclusion that the girl I had seen in themoonlight had been an apparition conjured up by my own imagination, whenI glimpsed her, one afternoon, walking toward Hewitt Hall, where the artclasses held session, in the upper rooms. I followed the girl, a longway behind. I saw her go in through the door to a class where already agroup of students sat about with easels, painting from a girl-model ...fully clothed ... for painting from the nude was not allowed. They hadthreshed that proposition out long before, Professor Grant explained tome, once,—and the faculty had decided, in solemn conclave, that thefarmers throughout the state were not yet prepared for that step....

I sought Grant's friendship. He had studied in the Julian Academy atParis, in his youth. He invited me to his house for tea, often; where Imet many of his students, but never, as I had hoped, the girl of themoonlight....

But by careful and guarded inquiry I found out who she was ... a girlfrom the central portion of the state, named Vanna Andrews.

When Grant asked me to pose for his class, sandals, open shirt,corduroys, and all ... I agreed ... almost too eagerly ... he would payme twenty-five cents an hour.

My first day Vanna was not there. On the second, she came ... late ...her tiny, white face, crowned with its dark head of hair ... "a star ina jet-black cloud," I phrased, to myself. She sailed straight in like aship.

When she had settled herself,—beginning to draw, she appraised mecoolly, impartially, for a moment ... took my dimensions for her paper,pencil held at arm's length....

Slowly, though I fought it back, a red wave of confusion surged over myface and neck. I turned as red as ochre. I grew warm with perspirationof embarrassment. I gazed fixedly out through the window....

"You're getting out of position," warned Professor Grant.

Vanna still observed me with steadfast, large, blue eyes. She startedher sketch with a few, first, swift lines.

"Excuse me," I rose, "I feel rather ill." I posed, "I've been up allnight drinking strong coffee and writing poems," I continued, my voicerising in insincere, noisy falsetto.

"Step down a minute and rest, then, Mr. Gregory," advised ProfessorGrant, puzzled, a grimace of distaste on his face.

"Isn't he silly," I overheard a girl student whisper to a loud-dressedboy, whose easiness of manner with the female students I hated andenvied him for....

I resumed my pose. I blushed no more. I endured the cool, level,impersonal glances of the girl I had fallen in love with....

"The model's a little wooden, don't you think, professor?" she observed,to tease me, perhaps. She could not help but sense the cause of myagitation. But then she was used to creating a stir among men. Herbeauty perturbed almost the entire male student body.

I noticed that her particular chum was a very homely girl. I straightwayfound charms in this girl that no one had ever found before. And Aliceand I became friends. And, while posing, I came before the time, becauseshe, I discovered, was always beforehand, touching up her work.

Alice was a stupid, clumsy girl, but she adored Vanna and liked nothingbetter than to talk about her chum and room-mate. She took care of Vannaas one would take care of a helpless baby.

"Vanna is a genius, if there ever was one ... she doesn't know her handsfrom her feet in practical affairs ... but she's wonderful ... all theboys," and Alice sighed with as much envy as her nature wouldallow—"all the boys are just crazy about her ... but she isn't in lovewith any of them!"

My heart gave a great bound of hope at these last words.

"Professor Grant's students—about two-thirds of them—have enrolled inhis classes, because she's there."

And then I went cold with jealousy and with despair ... one so popularcould never see me ... if it were only later, when my fame as a poethad come!

"Vanna has to be waited on hand and foot. I don't mind though,"continued Alice, "I hang up her clothes for her ... make her bed ...sweep and dust our rooms ... it makes me happy to wait on anything sobeautiful!" and the face of the homely girl glowed with joy....

I was poor and miserable. I bent my head forward, forgetful of mydetermination to walk erect and proud, with a pride I did not possess.

Langworth was coming behind me. He slapped me on the back. I whirled,full of resentment. But changed the look to a smile when I perceived whoit was....

"Why, Johnnie, what's the matter? you're walking like an old man. Braceup. Is anything wrong?"

"No, I was just thinking."

The first cold blasts of winter howled down upon us. No snow yet, butwinds that rushed about the buildings on the hill, full of icy rain, andwith a pushing strength like the shoulders of invisible giants out ofthe fourth dimension ... we men kept on the sidewalks when we could ...but the winds blew the girls off into the half-hardened mud, and, attimes, were so violent, that the girls could not extricate themselves,but they stood still, waiting for help, their skirts whirling up intotheir very faces.

It was what the boys called "a sight for sore eyes."

They stood in droves, in the sheltered entrances of the halls, andoccasionally darted out by ones and twos and threes to rescue distressedco-eds.

Down in the room over the tin and plumbing shop in which I lived, Ifound it cold indeed. I could afford no heat ... and, believing inwindows open, knew every searching drop in the barometer.

But never in my life was I happier, despite my secretly cherished lovefor Vanna. For I assured myself in my heart of certain future fame, thefame I had dreamed of since childhood. And I wore every hardship as anadornment, conscious of the greatness of my cause.

Isolation; half-starvation; cold; inadequate clothing;—all counted forthe glory of poetry, as martyrs had accepted persecution and sufferingfor the glory of God.

My two hours of daily work irked me. I wanted the time for my writingand studying ... but I still continued living above the din of the shopthat I had grown accustomed to, by this time.

Rarely, when the nights were so subarctic as to be almost unbearable,did I slip down through the skylight and seek out the comparative warmthof the shop ... and there, on the platform where the desk stood so thatit could overlook all the store, I wrote and studied.

But Randall said this worried the night watchman too much, my appearingand disappearing, all hours of the night. He didn't relish coming everytime to see if the store was being burglarised.

The outside world was beginning to notice me. My poems, two of which Ihad sold to the Century, two to Everybody's, and a score to theIndependent, were, as soon as they appeared in those magazines,immediately copied by the Kansas newspapers. And the Kansas City Starfeatured a story of me at Laurel, playing up my freaks and oddities ...but accompanied by a flattering picture that "Con" Cummins, our collegephotographer, had taken.

Also I was receiving occasional letters from strangers who had read mypoems. But they were mostly letters from cranks ... or from girls very,very young and sentimental, or on the verge of old-maidhood, who werecasting about for some escape from the narrow daily life that environedthem....

But one morning a letter came to me so scrawlingly addressed that Imarvelled at the ability of the postal authorities in deciphering it.The writer of it hailed me as a poet of great achievement already, butof much greater future promise.... Mr. Lephil, editor of the NationalMagazine, for whom he was writing a serial, had showed him some of myverse, and he must hasten to encourage me ... I puzzled long over thewriter's signature.... It could not be possible! but it seemed to beinscribed with the name of a novelist famous for his investigations ofcapitalistic abuses of the people ... the author of the sensationalnovel, The Slaughter House, which was said to out-Zola Zola—PentonBaxter.

I hurried downstairs from my attic, to intercept some friend who wouldconfirm me in my interpretation of the signature.

It was Travers I ran into. I showed the letter to him.

"By Jove! It is Baxter!" he cried.

He was as overwhelmed as I had been.

"Say, Johnnie, you must really amount to something, with all thesepeople back East paying such attention to you ... come on into Kuhlman'sand have a "co*ke" with me."

In Kuhlman's, the college foregathering place, the ice cream andrefreshment parlour of the town, we joined with Jimmy Thompson, ourfamous football quarterback. The room was full of students eating icecream and drinking coco-cola and ice cream sodas.

"Say, let me print this."

"No, but you may put an item in the Laurelian, if you want to."

"I must write a story for the Star about it."

It would have pleased my vanity to have had Jack put the story in thepapers, but I was afraid of offending Baxter ... afterward I learnedthat it would not have offended him ... he had the vanity of a child, aswell as I.

I answered his letter promptly, in terms of what might have seemed, tothe outside eye, excessive adulation. But Penton Baxter was to me agreat genius ... and nothing I could have written in his praise wouldhave overweighed the debt I owed him for that fine letter ofencouragement.

So at last I was reaping the fruits of my years of struggle for thepoetic ideal—my years of poverty and suffering.

A belated student at college, twenty-five years of age ... a tramp forthe sake of my art ... as I sat in my cold room ... propped up by my oneoverturned chair ... in bed ... betaking myself there to keep fromfreezing while I wrote and dreamed and read and studied,—I burst outsinging some of my own verses, making the tune to the lines as I wentalong.

"John Gregory, you are a great man, and some day all the world shallknow and acknowledge it!" I said over and over again to myself....

"And now, Vanna, my love, my darling," I cried aloud, so that if anyoneoverheard, the auditor would think I was going mad, "now, Vanna, youshall see ... in a year I shall have my first book of poetry out ... andfame and money for royalties will be mine ... then I will dare speak toyou boldly of my love for you ... and you will be glad and proud of it... and be happy to marry me and be my wife!"

In the meantime Vanna Andrews was daily seen driving down the streetswith Billy Conway, whose father was Governor of a Western State ... as Isaw her going by in her fragile beauty, I bowed my head to her, and inreturn came a slight nod of mere, passing acquaintanceship.

I made friends with Billy, as I had done with Vanna's homely room-mate... who thought I was becoming interested in her—because I often spokein Vanna's dispraise, to throw her off the track, and to encourage herto speak at greater length of the woman I loved and worshipped froma-far.

Now I sought through Billy Conway a nearer opportunity for her favour.He approached me one day while we were out on the football field,practicing formations. I was on the scrub team—whose duty it was tohelp knock the big team into shape.

"Johnnie, you know Vanna, don't you?... Vanna Andrews, the art student."

"Slightly," I concealed, thanking God I hadn't blushed straightway atthe mention of her name ... "—met her when I posed for ProfessorGrant's classes."

"She's a beaut, ain't she?"

"Everybody thinks so."

"Don't you?"

"She'd be perfect, if she weren't so thin," I answered, almostsmothering from the thumping of my heart.

"I've often wondered what makes you so cold toward the girls ... whenyou write poetry ... poets are supposed to be romantic."

"We have a good imagination."

"—wish you'd exercise your imagination a little for me ... I'd pay youfor it."

"For what?"

"—writing poems on Vanna, for me."

My heart gave a wild jump of joy at the opportunity.

"I'll think it over. But if I do so, I won't take anything for it."

Billy shook my hand fervently.

"You're all right, Gregory ... it'll help me a lot ... I've got a caseon her, I'll admit."

"Come on!" roared Coach Shaughnessy, "get on the job."

He began calling letters and numbers for a play.

And just for a joke, he took "Barrel" Way, the two hundred poundfullback, aside, and "Rock-crusher" Morton ... he whispered them, Iafterward learned, to give me rough stuff, go through me with a bang....

"Rock-crusher" took the ball, with "Barrel" for interference ... theycame flashing my way.

I was so frenzied with joy over the prospect of getting my poems throughto Vanna, even if it was in another man's behalf, that I flung myselfforward and brought both stars down with only a yard gained.

Shaughnessy gave a whoop of joyous amazement and the other boys shouted,and kidded "Barrel" and "Rock-crusher," the latter of whom won hisnickname from the gentle way he had of hitting his antagonists with hishard knees as he ran into them, and bowling them over ... he was arecruit from the hurdles, who ran "high."

Shaughnessy came over to me.

"Gregory, I want to say right here, I wish you took enough studies, andyou could make sub on the big team right off. You're skinny, but you'vegot the mettle I wish all my boys had."

No sooner was I out of my football clothes than I hurried to Kuhlman's,drank three coco-colas to stimulate me, and went to my room, to write myfirst poem for Vanna....

Nearly every day Billy received a poem from me. Henceforth, when Ipassed Vanna, I received a gentle, appreciative smile ... but I was tootimid even to speak to her ... and too self-conscious of my clothes,which were worn and frayed....

There were a few negro students at Laurel. One of them, a girl namedMatty Smith, approached me in the library one day, introduced herself asone of the chairmen of the entertainment committee of the First AfricanMethodist Church, and asked me if I would come and give them a talk thefollowing Saturday night....

The night came ... I found myself on the platform with the preacher bymy side. They had seated me in the chair of honour.

First the congregation prayed and sang ... such singing, so clear andsoaring and melodious. It rocked the very church, burst out through thewindows in great surges of melody.

I was introduced as their friend, as the coloured man's friend.

I spoke. I read my poems simply and unaffectedly.

Afterward I shook hands all round.

Matty Smith, the negro girl, as black as soot, and thoroughly African,stood by me as introducer. If I had shut my eyes, her manner of speechmight not have been told from that of any cultured white woman's. Shewas as refined and sensitive a human being as I have ever met.

As I walked back to my attic over the plumber shop, it was with headerect and heaving chest. I deemed myself a champion of the negro race. Iwas almost putting myself alongside of Lincoln and John Brown.

Their reason for inviting me was that I had had a scathing poem printed,in the New York Independent, on the lynching of a negro in Lincoln'shome State of Illinois.

Within two days of my talk at the First Methodist African Church, I metsimultaneously in front of the library, two women, each going inopposite directions....

"Good afternoon, Mr. Gregory!"

It was Matty Smith. She was hesitating for a cue from me. She wished tostop and thank me again for my speaking.

But from the other side Vanna Andrews was passing.

I ignored Matty with a face like a stone wall.

"Good afternoon!" I bowed to Vanna ... who ignored me ... perhaps notseeing me.

The fearful, hurt look in the negro girl's eyes made me so ashamed ofmyself that I wanted to run away and hide forever somewhere.

That night I was so covered with shame over what I had done to anotherhuman soul, a soul perhaps as proud and fine as any in Laurel, that itwas not till dawn that sleep visited me....

So I was just as rotten, just as snobbish, just as fearful of the herd,as were these other human beings whom I made fun of as the bourgeoisie.

Speaking with Riley, one of the English professors, about the mixture ofcolours on the hill....

"I must confess," he admitted sincerely, "that I feel awkward indeedwhen a negro student walks by my side ... even for a few steps...."

Coach Shaughnessy declared himself boldly—

"I'll admit frankly to you, Gregory, but don't, of course, repeat whatI say—that I'll never let a nigg*r play on the football team ... whenthey sweat they stink too badly ... no, sir, John Brown's State or not,the negro was never meant to mix with the white on terms of equality."

It was mainly out of consideration for Langworth, and desire to pleasehim, that I now joined the Unitarian Church, of which all the oldsettlers of Laurel were members. This included a testy old gentlemannamed Colonel Saunders, who had been one of John Brown's company, hadquarrelled with him,—and who now, every year, maintained, at the annualmeeting of old settlers, that Brown had been a rogue and murderer ... amad man, going about cutting up whole families with corn knives....

At this juncture in his speech, which was made undeviatingly every year,a sentimental woman would rise and cry out—

"John Brown, God bless him, whatever you say, Colonel Saunders, his soulstill goes marching on—"

"I grant that, madam—that his soul still goes marching on—I nevercontested that—but where does it go marching on!"

Then the yearly riot of protests and angry disputation would wake.

And every spring, in anticipation of this mêlée, reporters from theKansas City papers were sent to cover the story of the proceedings ofthe Old Settlers' Society.

Bob Fitzsimmons stopped off at our town, with his show. Though Icouldn't afford to attend the performance, I did race down to thestation, go up to him, and ask the privilege of a handshake.

His huge, freckled ham of a hand closed over mine in a friendly manner... which disappeared up to the wrist. He exchanged a few, simple, shywords with me from a mouth smashed to shapelessness by many blows. Hesmiled gently, with kind eyes.

I was prouder of this greeting than of all my growing associations withwell-known literary figures. And I boasted to the boys of meeting "Bob"... inventing what I said to "Bob" and what "Bob" said to me, adinfinitum.

Though the great athlete shared my admiration with the great writer,yet my staying awake at night writing, my but one meal a day,usually,—except when I was invited out to a fraternity house or thehouse of a professor—and my incessant drinking of coffee and coco-colato keep my ideas whipped up—all these things incapacitated me fromattaining any high place in athletic endeavour. I was fair at boxing andcould play a good scrub game of football. But my running, on which Iprided myself most—I entered for the two-mile, one field day, and wononly third place. I had gone back in form since Hebron days.

Dr. Gunning, head of our physical instruction, informed me that,exercise as I might, I could never hope to be stronger or put on moreweight ... "you had too many hardships and privations in your growingyears ... and you are of too nervous a temperament."

But my love for Vanna had regularised me somewhat. I discarded mysandals and bought Oxford ties. And I preserved a crease in my trousersby laying them, folded carefully, under my mattress every night. And Itook to wearing shirts with white linen collars....

And I kept a picture of the girl I adored, secretly, among mymanuscripts—it was one I had begged of "Con" Cummins, frankly takinghim into my confidence as to my state of heart toward Vanna. Whichconfidence "Con" never abused, though it might have afforded endlessfields of fun.

"Con" framed the picture for me.

When alone with it, I often actually knelt to it, as to a holy image.And I kissed and kissed it, till it was quite faded away.

Emma Silverman, the great anarchist leader, came to Laurel, with hermanager, Jack Leitman. I went to the Bellman House, the town's swellesthotel, to see her. I had never met her but had long admired her for heractivities and bravery.

I found her a thick-built woman, after the gladiatorial fashion ... asshe moved she made me think of a battleship going into action. There wassomething about her face ... a squareness of jaw, a belligerency, thatreminded me of Roosevelt, whom I had seen twice ... once, at Mt. Hebron,when he had made a speech from the chapel platform ... (when I haddetermined not to join in the general applause of one whom I considereda mere demagogue—but, before I knew it, found myself on my feetroaring inarticulately as he strode in) and again, after he had returnedfrom his African expedition, and had come to Laurel to dedicate afountain set up for the local horses and dogs by the S.P.C.A.

Jack Leitman looked to me like a fat nincompoop. Such a weakling asgreat women must necessarily, it seems, "fall for." But he was anefficient manager. Possessed of a large voice and an insistent manner,he sold books by the dozen before and after Emma Silverman'slectures....

Miss Silverman already knew of me through Summershire, the wealthysocialist editor and owner of Summershire's Magazine, and PentonBaxter. It thrilled me when she called me by my first name....

Her first lecture was on Sex. The hall was jammed to the doors by acuriosity-moved crowd.

She began by assuming that she was not talking to idiots and cretins,but to men and women of mature minds—so she could speak as she thoughtin a forthright manner. She inveighed against the double standard. Whensomeone in the auditorium asked what she meant by the single standardshe replied, she meant sexual expression and experience for man andwoman on an equal footing ... the normal living of life without which nohuman being could be really decent—and that regardless of marriage andthe conventions!

"The situation as it is, is odious ... all men, with but few exceptions,have sexual life before marriage, but they insist that their wives cometo them in that state of absurd ignorance of their own bodily functionsand consequent lack of exercise of them, which they denominate 'purity.'...

"I doubt if there is a solitary man in this audience—a married man—whohas not had premarital intercourse with women."

All the while I kept my eye on Professor Wilton, who sat near me, in therow ahead ... he was flushing furiously in angry, puritanic dissent ...and I knew him well enough to foresee a forthcoming outburst of protest.

"Yes, I think I can safely say that there is not one married man herewho can honestly claim that he came to his wife with that same physical'purity' which he required of her."

Wilton leaped to his feet in a fury ... the good, simple soul. He wasso indignant that the few white hairs on his head worked up sizzlingwith his emotion....

"Here's one!" he shouted, forgetting in his earnest anger theassembled audience, most of whom knew him.

There followed such an uproar of merriment as I have never seen the likebefore nor since. The students, of course, howled with indescribable joy... Emma Silverman choked with laughter. Jack Leitman rolled over theside table on which he had set the books to sell as the crowd passedout—

After the deafening cries, cat-calls and uproars, Emma grew serious.

"I don't know who you are," she cried to Professor Wilton, "but I'lltake chances in telling you that you're a liar!"

Again Wilton was on his feet in angry protest.

"Shame on you, woman! have you no shame!" he shouted.

This sally brought the house down utterly. The boys hooted andcat-called and stamped again....

Emma Silverman laughed till the tears streamed down her face....

During the four days she remained in Laurel her lectures were crowded.

Walking up the hill one day, I overtook Professor Wilton, under whom Ihad studied botany, and whom I liked, knowing he was sincere and hadspoken the incredible though absolute truth.

"That woman, that anarchist friend of yours, Gregory, is a coarsewoman!"

I rose to Emma's defence ... but he kept repeating ... "no, no ... sheis nothing but a coarse, depraved woman."

At my instigation, the Sig-Kaps gave an afternoon tea for her. And I wasproud to act as her introducer. The boys liked her. She was like a goodgale of wind to the minds and souls of us.

I saw Emma and Jack off at the train. I carried two of her grips forher.

"Take Johnnie with you!" jovially shouted some of the boys—a motor carfull of them—Phi Alphs—as we stepped to the station platform....

She answered them with a jolly laugh, a wave of the hand....

"No, I'll leave him here ... you need a few like him with you!"

"I have something on my conscience," remarked Miss Silverman to me,"Johnnie, do you really think that old professor was speaking thetruth?"

"I'm sure of it, Miss Silverman."

"Why, then, I'm heartily sorry ... and it was rough of me ... and willyou tell the professor for me that I sincerely apologise for having hurthis feelings ... tell him I have so many jackasses attending my lecturesall over the country, who rise and say foolish and insincere things,just to stand in well with the communities they live in—that sometimesit angers me, their hypocrisy—and then I blaze forth pretty strong andlay them flat!"

Professor Wilton was a Phi Alph. From that time he was spoken of as "theonly Phi Alph Virgin."

The periods when I had rested secure in the knowledge of where my nextmeal was coming from, had been few. Life had pressed me close to itsragged edge ever since I could remember.

Now I was accorded a temporary relief. Penton Baxter wrote me that hehad procured me a patron ... Henry Belton, the millionaire Single-Taxer,had consented to endow me at fifteen dollars a week, for six months. Ihad informed Baxter, in one of my many letters to him—for we haddeveloped an intimate correspondence—that I had a unique fairy drama inmind, but could not write it because of the harassment of my strugglefor bread and life.... I had laid aside for the present my projected"Judas."

Singing all the time, I packed my books in a large box which the cornergrocer gave me, and, giving up my noisy room over the tinshop, I was offto the Y.M.C.A., where I engaged a room, telling the secretary, who knewme well, of my good luck, and enjoining him not to tell anyone else ...which I promptly did myself....

I selected one of the best rooms, a corner one, with three windowsthrough which floods of light streamed. It was well-furnished. The bedwas the finest I had ever had to sleep in.

Immediately I went to Locker's, the smart students' clothier, and puton a ready-made suit of clothes, of blue serge. And I charged new shirtsand little white collars ... and several flowing ties. And a fine, newpair of shoes.

"You sure look nifty," commented Locker, who himself waited on me.

Then I went to a bookstore and plunged recklessly, purchasing Gosse andGarnett's Illustrated History of English Literature, in four volumes,an expensive set.

I charged everything on the strength of my endowment, and, of course, inorder to gain the credit I sought, I showed Baxter's letter, and pledgedeach storekeeper not to spread the story....

Before nightfall practically the whole student body knew of my goodluck. And Jack Travers had found me, lying back, luxuriously clad in mynewly acquired, big blue bathrobe, in my morris chair....

He looked me over with keen amusem*nt.

Somehow, for several years, my one dream of luxury and affluence hadbeen to own a flowered bathrobe to lounge in, and to wear on theathletic field. I had hitherto had to be content with a shabby overcoat.

On my new sectional bookcase stood a statue of the Flying Mercury, thatmy eye might continually drink in my ideal of physical perfection.Opposite that, stood my plaster cast of Apollo Belvedere, as indicativeof the god of song that reigned over my thoughts and life.

"Jack, I want you to come and have supper with me!"

"Johnnie, you are just like a big baby ... all right, I'll dine withyou, after I've shot in the story about your endowment to the Star."

"Hurry up, then,—it's after five now. I've never had enough moneybefore, to treat you ... it's you that have always treated me."

"Where'll we dine?"

"At the swellest place in town, the Bellman House ... Walsh will chargeme." Walsh Summers was the proprietor.

Big, fat Walsh welcomed me and Travers.

"No, Johnnie, I won't charge you. Instead, you and Jack are dining asguests of the house."

And he would have it no other way.

Ally Merton was right about appearances. To have your shirts launderedregularly makes a man a different being. People that only noticed mebefore with a sort of surreptitious mockery now began to treat me withsurprised respect. Professors invited me even more—the moreconservative of them—to dine at their homes.

And it was delightful to have living quarters where there was both hotand cold running water. I took a cold bath, every morning, after myexercise, and a hot bath, every night, before going to bed.

The place was well-heated, too. I no longer had to sit up in bed, thecovers drawn to my chin to keep from freezing, while I read, studied,wrote. Nor did I need sit on my hands, in alternation, to keep one warmwhile I rhymed with the other, during those curious spells ofinspiration, those times of ecstasy—occurring mostly in the night—whenI would write and write so rapidly that morning would find me often notable to decipher the greater part of what I had written ... five or tenpoems in a night ... scrawled madly almost like automatic writing....

William Jennings Bryan came to talk to us at our school auditorium. Hislecture, The Prince of Peace, soon degenerated into an old-fashionedattack on science and the evolutionary theory.

The professors sat bored and mute on the platform beside him, while heevacuated the forty-year-old wheeze of "yourgreat-great-great-grandfather might have been a monkey, but, thank God,mine was not!" he won the usual great response of handclapping andlaughter with this....

And then he held out a glass of water, to prove that miracles mighthappen, because God, being omnipotent, could, at will, suspend naturallaws.

"Look at this glass of water. I hold it out at arm's length, so. If Idid not hold it, it would drop to the floor and shatter into pieces.Thus I, by a human act, suspend the law of gravitation ... so God!—"There was huzzaing and applause. Several professors uneasily shifted thecrossing of their knees ... one or two stared diplomatically at theceiling.

I grew angry and sent forth several sharp hisses before I knew what Iwas doing ... the effect was an electric stillness for the moment. Thena roar of indignant applause drowned my protest. And I stopped andremained quiet, with much craning of necks about me, to look at me.

As the crowd poured out, I ran out into the road, from group to group,and, wherever I found a professor walking along, I vociferated myprotest at our allowing such a back-water performance at the State'ssupposed centre of intelligence.

"But, Gregory, it makes no difference ... the argument is settled, letplatform orators like Bryan tilt at windmills all they may."

"The hell it doesn't make a difference! if you professors are worth yoursalt, you won't let a Chautauqua man get by with such bunco."

The writing of my fairy drama progressed amain.

I mailed a copy of it to Penton Baxter, who said that it had genuinemerit. Was not great, but showed great promise.

Henry Belton, from London, wrote me that it was beautiful and fine, buttoo eccentric for production in even the eccentric theatre.

And Belton kept deluging me with Single Tax pamphlets. And I wrote himhot letters in reply, villifying the Single Tax theory and upholdingrevolutionary Socialism. And he grew angry with me, and informed me thathe had meditated keeping me in his patronage longer, but I was soobdurate that he would end my remittance with the six months ... as, infact, was all that was originally promised me.

I replied that it made no difference ... that I would be always gratefulto him. His letters stopped. The money stopped. But I went on living atthe Y.M.C.A., charging up rent ... said that I was nearing the end of myrope again, glad because I had shown to myself that I was capable ofsustained creative effort.

Many well-known men came to Laurel for lectures to the students.

Lyman Abbott appeared.

"The ancient bell-wether of the Standard Oil," Travers irreverentlydubbed him.

The College Y.M.C.A. accorded him a reception. I was one of thoseinvited to meet him.

After he had delivered a brief talk on God and The Soul, questions wereinvited—meant only to be politely put, that the speaker might shine.But my question was not put for the sake of social amenity ... thoughI'll admit, just a little for the sake of showing off.

"Dr. Abbott," I asked, "it is quite possible that there are other worldsin the sky—that, also, the rest of the planets either are or will be,homes for souls, for living beings equal to or higher than our presenthuman grade of development?"

"Yes, yes, that is quite probable."

"Well, then, God, to prove a just God, would have to send his Son to becrucified a million times—once for each world ... for, if He did not,then the souls on these worlds would either be damned without a chancefor salvation, or, if God made an exception in their case, that would bean unfair deal—for us to suffer from a fault other worlds are free of."

Dr. Abbott hemmed and hawed.

"It is not yet proven that there are other inhabited worlds. I an onlydealing with questions of practical theology," he answered, with someheat and an attempt to be sarcastic.

The members of the Y.M.C.A. were indignant at me for putting a maladroitquestion.

"It doesn't do to invite Gregory anywhere. You can't tell what stuff hemight pull."

"A legitimate question—" egged on Travers at my side, "bump the old boyagain, Johnnie."

But I was not given another chance. After a short but painful silencethe Secretary rose and put a suave and stereotyped query ... and othersfilled the breach in rapid succession. And the prestige of the greattheologian was salvaged.

Commencement day approached. There came to deliver the address for theday, George Harvey, then editor of Harper's Weekly. Travers wasassigned to interview Harvey....

"The fellow's a pompous big stiff," complained Jack, "the kind thatmakes a fetish of morning and evening dress ... wears kid gloves ... anda top hat ... he has both valet and secretary with him."

"That's no disgrace. Don't you think, Jack, that we Middle-Westernersonly make fun of such people and their habits for the reason that we'reeither unable to do the same, or do not dare do it because of ourjealousy of each other—our so-called hick democratic spirit?"

"There's a lot of truth in that. But fundamentally I would say that thenewspaper editors who are here this week, holding a conference andtendering Harvey a banquet, mean their plainness of dress and life ...and do not hanker after the clubman's way of life as Harvey representsit to their eyes ... you just watch for what Ed. Lowe and Billy Dorgando to our Eastern chap at the banquet ... they'll kid him till he'ssick."

That banquet will live in the memory of Kansas newspapermen.

Harvey, when he entered the hall where the journalists were alreadyseated, first snapped his top hat sidewise to his attending valet. Thenhe sat down grandly.

Billy Dorgan and Ed. Lowe "rode Harvey around," as Jack phrased it. Thedistinguished editor, with his solemnity, invited thrusts. Besides, mostof those present were what was denominated as "progressive" ... JarvisAlexander Mackworth was there ... and Alden ... and Tobbs, afterwardgovernor.

The next day Travers printed a supposititious interview with Harvey'sEnglish valet on how it felt to be a valet of a great man. Both thevalet and Harvey waxed furious, it was said.

Arthur Brisbane visited us. He ran down from Kansas City over night.This man was Jack Travers' God ... and we of the Press or Scoop Club—astudent newspaper club of which I had recently been made a member—alsolooked up to him as a sort of deity.

Travers informed me reverentially that Brisbane was so busy he alwayscarried his stenographer with him, even when he rode to the Hill in anauto ... dictating an editorial as he drove along.

"A great man ... a very great man."

I won merit with Travers by reciting an incident of my factory life.Every afternoon the men in my father's department would bring inBrisbane's latest editorial to me ... and listen to me as I read italoud. To have the common man buy a newspaper for its editorials—thatwas a triumph.

And Brisbane's editorials frequently touched on matters that the mob aresupposed not to be interested in ... stories of the lives of poets,philosophers, statesmen....

One of the men who could barely read ... who ran his fingers along thelines as he read, asked me—

"Who was this guy SO-krats?"

It was an editorial on Socrates and his life and death that broughtforth the enquiry ... after I had imparted to him what information Ipossessed:

"Where can I find more about him, and about that pal of his, Plato?"

I was hanging on to my comfortable room at the Y.M.C.A. by bluff. I hadnot let on to the secretary that my Belton subsidy had stopped. Instead,I affected to be concerned about its delay. But I did this, not to bedishonest, but to gain time ... I was attempting to write tramp stories,after the manner of London, and expected to have one of them acceptedsoon, though none ever were....

Decker, the student-proprietor of the restaurant where I ate every day,was more astute.

"Now look here, Gregory, you just can't run your bill up any higher."

I already owed him fifteen dollars.

I compounded with him by handing him over my Illustrated History ofEnglish Literature. It was like tearing flesh from my side to part withthese volumes.

And now I had no more credit at the Y.M.C.A.

And I went back to Frank Randall, to apply again for my old room overhis shop. He was using it now to store old stoves in. But he moved themout.

With a sense of despair, compensated by a feeling of sacrifice for mypoetry, I found myself once more back over the tinshop, the hammerssounding and crashing below.

Old Blore, the cancer doctor, lived in a room in the front. All day longhe sat drinking rum and sugar ... and shipping out his cancer cure, awhite mixture like powdered sugar. Whether it did any good or not, hebelieved in it himself....

I have not written about him before ... there are so many odd charactersthat I came in contact with that I have not written about ... for thisbook is about myself....

But old Blore ... he came waddling back to me, drunk, as usual, on hisrum and sugar.

"Welcome back, Johnnie ... come on, you and Frank, into my room ...we've got to celebrate your return."

Frank and I set down the stove we were moving, dusted our hands off,and followed.

"But I won't drink any of your rum, Ed! It's got too much of a kick."

"—nonsense ... good Jamaica rum never hurt nobody."

We drank several rounds of rum and water, with sugar. And we jocoselyjoined together in singing the cancer doctor's favourite hymn—"We'redrifting down the stream of time, we haven't got long to stay."

Then Frank and Ed. retailed to me the practical jokes they had played oneach other since I had been gone from among them ... on big Sam, thechocolate-coloured shoemaker who had his shop next door ... and anobscene one on a half-wit named Elmer, who was one of Frank's helpers... that, though it was pretty raw, made me choke and gasp withmerriment ... and they told me how, one night, they had wired the ironroof in the back, so that about ten cats that were mewling andquarrelling there, received a severe electric shock ... how funny andsurprised they'd acted.

Most serviceably a check from the National Magazine came, fortwenty-five dollars ... I had sold them a prophetic poem on airships.The check ameliorated my condition. I saw my way clear to a few weeksmore of regular eating.

Then, on top of that, one day a telegram came....

"Am on my way West. Will stop off visit you at Laurel—Penton."

Travers rushed the story to the Kansas City Star.

"KANSAS POET HONOURED

AUTHOR OF 'SLAUGHTER HOUSE' TO VISIT HIM"

I waited in a fever of eagerness and impatience for the arrival of thisman whom I idealised and looked on as a great man ... the man who hadwritten the Les Miserables of the American workingman.

Harry Varden, editor of the Cry for Right, had been to Laurel a weekpreviously, to address a socialist local, and I had looked him up, atthe house of the "comrade" where he was passing the night. The comradesent me up to Varden's room, where I found the latter just getting outof bed. I shall always think of him in his proletarian grey woollenunderdrawers and undershirt. In which he had evidently slept. He had thebed-habits of the masses. And the room was stale with bad air; like themasses, he, too, slept with windows shut.

Varden's monthly magazine The World to Be, had occasionally printed apoem of mine ... and I was paid five dollars for each poem.

Varden was a frail, jolly little chap, absolutely fearless and alert andpossessed of a keen sense of humour which he could turn, on occasion,even against himself.

I breakfasted with him. He had good table manners, but, from time totime, he forgot himself and smacked his lips keenly. And the egg drippedon his chin as he flashed a humorous incident that had happened to himon one of his lecture trips....

After breakfast he and I took a long walk together ... we began speakingof Penton Baxter ... I spoke in high praise of the great novelist ...reverently and with awe.

"Yes, yes," Varden assented, "Penton is all you say, but he has no senseof humour ... and he takes himself and his work as seriously as if thedestiny of the human race depended on it ... which is getting in a badway, for a reformer, you know—gives a chap's enemies and antagonists somany good openings....

"When Penton was writing The Slaughter House and we were running itserially, his protagonist, Jarl—it seemed he didn't know how to disposeof him ... and the book was running on and on interminably.... I wiredhim 'for God's sake kill Jarl.' ...

"Baxter took my telegram much to heart ... was deeply aggrieved Iafterward learned ... the dear boy ... he did 'kill Jarl' finally ...and absent-mindedly brought him to life again, later on in his book."

And Harry Varden laughed excitedly like a boy, and he leaned sidewaysand smote his half-bent, sharp, skinny knee with his left hand. I couldperceive that that was a grotesque platform gesture of his, when hedrove a comic point home.

I was waiting at the station ... where I had shaken hands with BobFitzsimmons, and had seen Emma Silverman off....

Penton Baxter was due on the eleven o'clock train from Kansas City.

I surely must be on the road to becoming somebody, with all these famouspeople taking such an interest in me. I remembered Emerson's dictumabout waiting in one's own doorway long enough, and all the world wouldcome by.

Was I to be disappointed? It did not seem credible that the great manwould make a special stop-off on his way to the coast, just to pay me avisit.

One after another the passengers stepped down and walked and rode away.Then a little, boyish-looking man ... smooth-faced, bright-complexioned,jumped down, wavered toward me, dropping his baggage ... extended hishand ... both hands ... smiling with his eyes, that possessed longlashes like a girl's.

"Are you Johnnie Gregory?"

"Penton Baxter?" I asked reverently. He smiled in response and drew myarm through his.

"This is great, this is certainly great," he remarked, in a high voice,"and I'm more than glad that I stopped off to see you."

He expanded in the sun of my youthful hero-worship.

"Where's the best hotel in town?"

"The Bellman House ... but I've arranged with the Sig-Kappas to put youup."

"Are you a fraternity man?"

"No—a barb."

"I'd rather go to the hotel you named ... but thank the boys for me."

I contended with Penton Baxter for the privilege of carrying his twogrips. They were so heavy that they dragged my shoulders down, but, withan effort, I threw my chest out, and walked, straight and proud, besidehim.

As we walked he questioned and questioned. He had the history of LaurelUniversity, the story of my life, out of me, almost, by the time we hadcovered the ten blocks to the hotel.

"Penton Baxter!" I whispered in a low voice to the proprietor, who, ashe stood behind the desk, dipped the pen with a flourish, and shoved theopen register toward his distinguished guest.

Travers, of course, was the first to see the great novelist. He wired aninterview to the Star, and wrote a story for the Laurel Globe andthe Laurelian.

Baxter said he would stay over for two days ... that he didn't want todo much beside seeing me ... that he would place himself entirely in myhands. I was beside myself with happy pride.

"This is a glorious country. You must take me for a long walk thisafternoon. I want to tramp away out to that purple bluff toward theSouth East."

"We call it Azure Mound."

"Has it any historical interest?"

"—don't know! It might have. Richard Realf, the poet, camped out abouthere, on the heights with his men, during the Quantrell Raid, And thereare one or two old settlers in Laurel who were members of John Brown'scompany."

Baxter was a good walker. He made me think of Shelley as he traipsedalong, indefatigably talking away, his voice high-pitched and shrill ...unburdening his mind of all his store of ideas....

His head was much too large for his body ... a strong head ... strongRoman nose ... decisive chin, but with too deep a cleft in it. His mouthwas loose and cruel—like mine. His face was as smooth as a boy's orwoman's ... on each cheek a patch here and there of hair, like the hairon an old maid's face.

More than a year later his wife confided to me that "Pennie," as shedubbed him affectionately, could not grow a beard ... and she laughed athis solemnly shaving once a week, as a matter of ritual, anyhow....

Each of us went with bent knees as we walked, as if wading against arising tide of invisible opposition.

I discoursed of a new religion—a non-ascetic one based on theindividual's spiritual duty to enjoy life—that I meditated inauguratingas soon as I left college. He advised me to wait till I was at leastChrist's age when he began his public ministry, thirty-five or six. Hisface lit with frolic....

Then, in rapid transition, he soberly discoursed on the religion hehimself had in mind ... instinctively I knew it would not do to makesport of his dreams, as he had of mine.

Harry Varden was right. Where he himself was involved in the slightest,Baxter absolutely had no sense of humour.

Baxter told me of the great men he had met on intimate terms, in thewider world of life and letters I had not yet attained to ... ofRoosevelt, who invited him to dinner at the White House ... and of how,at that dinner attended by many prominent men ... by several Senators... Roosevelt had unlimbered his guns of attack on many men in publicoffice.... "Senator So-and-so was the biggest crook in American publiclife.... Senator Thing-gumbob was the most sinister force Americanpolitics had ever seen ... belonged to the Steel Trust from his shoes tohis hat...."

"Suppose, Mr. President," Baxter had put to him, at the same timeexpressing his amazement at the president's open manner of speech beforemen he had never even met before ... men perhaps of antagonistic shadesof opinion, "suppose I should go out from here and give to thenewspapers the things you have just said! How would you protect, defendyourself?"

"Young man, if you did—as you won't—" smashed Roosevelt, with hischaracteristic of clenched right fist brought down in the open palm ofthe left hand—"if you did—I'd simply brand you as a liar ... and shameyou before the world."

"And so it was that Roosevelt expressed himself freely ... and at thesame time protected himself."

We stood on the top of Azure Mound. Baxter was puffing heavily, for ithad been a hard climb.

At our feet extended a panorama of what seemed like a whole State.

The wide-spread fields of wheat, of corn, exalted us.

"God, what a glorious country!... no wonder Walt loved America ... inspite of the abuses capital has perpetrated in it."

"Walt Mason?" I enquired, mischievously....

"No," he responded, seriously, "Walt Whitman."

"But our poet laureate to-day is Walt Mason ... and our Statephilosopher, the sage of Potato Hill, Ed Howe, is an honest-to-Godstand-patter ... that's Kansas to-day for you, in spite of her wide,scenic vistas....

"Nevertheless," I went on, "Kansas does develop marvellous people ... wehave Carrie Nation—"

"And Johnnie Gregory!" put in Baxter.

"I don't want just to belong to Kansas."

It was I who was humourless now, "I'm sick of its corn-fed bourgeoisideals ... I want to belong to the world—as—you do!"

We trudged back to town.

"What a site for a university!... the men who put those buildings upthere on the Hill must have dreamed greatly ... look at the sun!... thebuildings are transfigured into a fairy city!"

My office as social manager for Baxter during his stay I conductedbadly. I was so excited and flattered by the visit of one whom Iconsidered one of the first geniuses of the world, that I hardly knewwhat I was doing. I listened to all he said as if an oracle spoke.

I asked him if he would like to meet some of the professors on theHill.... I hurriedly gathered together a small group of them and Baxtergave a talk to them in one of the unoccupied recitation rooms. Nor didhe fail in telling them that in me Kansas had a great poet in the making... the professors who were not invited to my hasty reception consideredthemselves slighted.

When I saw Baxter off at the station we were calling each other by ourfirst names.

"Good-bye, Johnnie!"

"Good-bye, Penton!"

"Don't fail to visit me at Warriors' River, this fall, if you can do soconveniently."

I assured him that I would not fail.

For I had spoken with him of my determination to ship on the Great Lakesfor a few months, to see if I couldn't garner some poetic material formy poems of modern life that I was writing for the National Magazine.

"My wife and I will be at Warriors' River till late in the fall. We'restaying at Stephen Barton's Health Home. Barton is a good friend ofmine.... I am helping him out, since he left New Jersey, where he wasforced, by a series of petty prosecutions, to give up PerfectionCity.... My wife will be glad to see you ... she knows your poetryalready."

The weather was warm again. My next to my last college year was drawingto a close. Not that I was a graduate ... my course was a special one,and I had not followed even that closely.

"If you'll graduate," Jarvis Alexander Mackworth urged me, joking in theKansas fashion, "I will present you with a great bouquet of beautyroses.... I'd like to see you vindicate Langworth's and my judgment ofyou. For you have many, many professors and people on the Hill who don'tbelieve in you, and, frankly,—say it was a mistake ever to have let youin."

Mackworth was one of the regents of the school.

"In fact, once one of the professors rose, at a meeting, ably reinforcedby several others, to complain that you were actually crazy, and adetriment to the school."

"And what did you say, Mr. Mackworth, didn't you defend me?"

"Yes, God pity me, I did," he jested. "I remembered how I was asked toquit here, too. In the days when General Fred Furniss was also looked onas an unruly, rather undesirable member of the student body ... we wereclassmates....

"I replied that no doubt you were crazy, you starry young tramp, you!...but that I wished some of the professors shared a little of your virus... it might make them more alive and interesting."

Again I was absolutely starvation-ridden. Several tramp-poems that Isold to Everybody's kept me literally in bread and cheese for a month.I was still madly in love with Vanna at long distance.

There came an opportunity for me to make a few dollars and to show offbefore her, at the same time.

The Copperwell Street Show came to town. They lined the main street withbooths, and outside of town, in a large pasture, circus tents werepitched, in which the usual one-ringed circus was to be shown ... andthey had six lions in a cage ... advertised as Nubian lions, the largestand fiercest of their kind ... their trainer never going in among themexcept at peril of his life. A gold medal was offered to anyone whowould go in among the lions alone, and make a speech to the audiencefrom the inside of the cage.

I negotiated with the management, but asked for the medal's equivalentin money. I was offered twenty-five dollars if I would go in, and repeatmy speech, each one of the three nights the show would be held.

I was to go in for the first time that very night ... to clinch mylagging resolution, the story was printed in the local papers....

"JOHN GREGORY TIRED OF LIFE

KANSAS POET TO TALK AMONG LIONS,"

Jack Travers was at his facetious best.

Considering myself heroic, and thinking with inner joy how Vanna Andrewswould be there, I spent the day in committing to memory the salientpoints on the nature and habits of lions, from the EncyclopediaBritannica....

People looked at me both with amusem*nt and admiring amazement as theysaw me about, late that afternoon....

"Now tell me the honest truth about the lions," I asked of the trainer.

"They're a pretty bad lot."

"Come on. I've made up my mind to go in, and I'm not afraid."

"—though lions are not as bad as leopards and tigers ... there's notelling when they might jump you ... there's only one chance in athousand that they will ... but you may bring one up from being a cub... and, one morning, because of something you can't read in its animalmind—it not liking its breakfast or something—it may jump you, giveone crunch, and snuff you out like a candle ... it's that chance thatyou take that makes it seem brave."

"Thanks, I'll take the chance."

"Are you sure you'll have enough command of yourself to make a speech?"

"—Certain ... I've committed to memory almost all the EncyclopediaBritannica article on lions ... I'm going to give them that...."

"Gregory! Gregory!" the crowd was calling, half in derisive jocularity,half in uneasy admiration....

The trainer shunted me into the cage, after seating his lions in ahalf-moon on their tubs.

"Quick! Step in! We'll be on the outside ready with hot irons in caseanything goes wrong!"

I didn't know whether the trainer was jesting or serious.

"Don't think of them at all. They'll sit still ... you can turn yourback to them and face the audience. It will be safe. Only don't make anyunexpected, quick motions."

I was in among them. The door clanged behind me.

Nobody jeered now. All was filled with an expectant hush.

Then, as if strange and a-far from myself, I stepped easily into thevery centre of the half moon of squatting beasts, and made my speech ...at the end, there was hardly any applause till I was safely out of thecage ... Then there was a tumult. Shouts, cat-calls, whoops, and a greatnoise of hearty hand-clapping.

I stood beside the ropes as the people of Laurel surged by, many of themshaking me by the hand ... Vanna came by, with the big football playerwith her, bulking behind her slight loveliness ... lightly she put atiny, gloved hand in mine ... a glove neatly mended at the fingers ...congratulating me, half with feeling, half with amusem*nt....

"That was reckless and brave, Mr. Gregory."

I was speechless with frightened delight over her words, and thepressure of her hand.

I turned to the trainer before I went to my room over the tin-shop.

"You say the leopards are most dangerous?"

"Yes."

"For twenty-five dollars a night I will go in with them, alone, and runthem around with a whip." As I proposed this, in the background of myconsciousness was the conviction that by so doing I could win Vanna'slove....

"No ... the leopards are too uncertain."

The papers were full of my deed. And I was not made fun of, butcommended. And it was announced (for advertising purposes only, ofcourse) that the management of the show had approached me with an offerto travel as a trainer of wild animals.

The second night I was rather blasé. I shook my finger playfully in theface of one of the seated lions ... to have a sensation of a thousandprickles running sharp through each pore, when the lion responded withan open, crimson-mouthed, yellow-fanged snarl; I smelt the carrionfetor of his breath. I stepped back rather quickly. All the animals grewrestless and furtive. Little greenish-amber gleams lit and flickered intheir eyes.

I pulled myself together. Deliberately I turned my back on them.

"—So you see plainly, ladies and gentlemen, that a lion is, after all,a much misrepresented, gentle beast."

The trainer was piqued when I walked out, that night.

"I don't want you to tell the people that my lions are harmless andgentle ... if you do that to-morrow night, I'll see to it that you getthe medal, and not the money."

The afternoon of the following day, while the girl who trained theleopards was in the cage of the latter, they jumped on her, and tore herback with their claws. Dripping with blood, she whipped them back, inchby inch, into their living-cage, that led by a small door into the bigone used for exhibitions. A shiver ran through me at the news of thegirl's mishap. I was glad they had not taken me up as regards theleopards. And my being among the lions now also seemed less of a joke.At least, that last night, I felt it not to be, I delivered aconstrained discourse and only breathed freely when outside their cage.

And in a few weeks my unique and single glory was snatched from me. Theshow had moved to Salina, and a barber in that town had shaved theirkeeper in the cage, while the lions sat around.

Before leaving for my projected summer as worker on the boats of theGreat Lakes, I snatched at a passing adventure: the Kansas City Posthad me walk from Laurel to Kansas City with the famous walker, Weston.

The man was going across the continent a-foot. When he saw I wassticking the fifty miles or so with him, he became friendly and talkedwith me of the athletes of former days ... the great runners, walkers,fighters, oarsmen ... and he knew intimately also many well knownjournalists and literary men of whom he discoursed.

Time and again, like a bicycle pedalled too slow, he stepped awry on sosmall an obstacle as a cinder, and toppled over on his face like anautomaton running down.

"No, no! Don't touch me. I must get up myself ... that's not in thegame ..." his rising was a hard, slow effort ... he regained his feetwith the aid of his metal-tipped cane....

"Keep back! Keep back!" to the people, gangs of curious boys mostly, whofollowed close on his heels. And he poked backwards with the sharpmetallic point of the stick....

"People follow close on me, stupid, like donkeys. If I didn't keep thatpoint swinging back, when I slacked my pace or stopped they would walkright up on me...."

Dr. Percival Hammond, managing editor of the New York Independent. thefirst magazine to print my poems, came to town ... to lecture on hisfavourite topic of international peace.

It occurred to me strongly that I ought to afford him some witness of mygratitude for what his magazine had done for me.

Though broke, I borrowed ten dollars from the owner of a lunch counterwhere I ate.

"I want to give a dinner to Dr. Hammond ... his magazine has helped meas a poet ... it is obvious that I can't give the dinner at your lunchcounter."

Ten dollars was all the lunchcounter man would lend me.

But Walsh Summers of the Bellman House said I could give a luncheon inhonour of Hammond at fifty cents a plate ... he would allot me twotables ... and a separate room ... and I could invite nineteenprofessors ... and he would throw in two extras for Jack Travers andmyself.

I gave the lunch, inviting the professors I liked best.

After dessert and a few speeches I told them how I had borrowed themoney. Hammond privately tried to pay me back out of his own pocket, butI wouldn't let him.

I asked Hammond if he knew Penton Baxter.

"Yes; we printed his first article, you know ... just as we gave youyour start....

"Baxter is the most remarkable combination of genius and jackass I haveever run into. But don't ever tell him that I said that. He has no senseof humour ... everything is of equal import to him ... his toothache isas tragic as all the abuses of the capitalist system."

On the way to the Great Lakes there are several people I must stop andsee, and show myself to.

I stop at Topeka and visit Dad Rother ... a columnist on a newspaperthere, of more than local fame ... an obviously honest-to-God bachelor... he is afflicted with dandruff and his hair is almost gone. He showsme photographs of Mackworth and of Uncle Bill Struthers, eachautographed with accompanying homely sentiment.

I catch myself pretending an interest in Rother's column, but reallyactuated by a desire to plant myself in his mind, and to have a noticein his paper about me ... anything that Dad Rother has in his column iscopied in all the Kansas papers.

I drop in at a Leavenworth newspaper office, ostensibly to borrow theuse of a typewriter.

But the stick or so put in the paper about my passing throughLeavenworth pleases me.

General Fred Furniss is stationed at Fort Leavenworth. I must visit him.

General Furniss walked in rapidly as if executing a military manœvour,both hands held forth in welcome. He was "Napoleonic" in size, and, alsolike Napoleon, he carried too much belly in front of him. He wore aclosely curling salt-and-pepper beard....

He commented on my "military carriage"—asked me if I had ever gone to amilitary academy....

I yielded to an instinct for deprecative horse-play, one of my worstfaults, begot of an inferiority-complex.

"No, I've never gone to a military academy, but I've had a hole in theseat of my pants so generally, and I have had to walk erect so much tokeep my coat tail well down to hide it, that that is where I acquired mymilitary carriage."

The general's eyes twinkled.

"Take a chair. I have heard of you, Mr. Gregory ... I have watched yourwork, too. Roosevelt knows about it ... has spoken of it to me ... hasremarked: 'there's a young fellow—your poet-chap in Kansas—that willbe worth watching ... why is it, Fred, that every man of any talentwhatever in Kansas, instantly gets the eye of the nation?... we'realways expecting something big from William Allen White's State'."

A week or so of work for a Polish-Catholic farmer ... who locked me outof his house, when he and his family went to mass the one Sunday I waswith him. He asked me if I wanted a book to read. As the only book hepossessed was Thomas à Kempis' Imitation of Christ, I took it, andlearned Christian humility, reading it, in the orchard. Surely thisfarmer was a practical Christian. He believed in his fellow man and atthe same time gave him no opportunity to abuse his faith in him....

It was pleasant, this working for from a few days to a week, thensauntering on ... putting up at cheap little country hotels overnight. Iliked it better than tramping....

I pitched hay, I loaded lumber, I dug, I planted, I reaped.

In lower Minnesota a Swedish emigrant farmer hired me to help him withhis hay crop. He and I and his lanky son, Julius ... just coming out ofadolescence ... we worked away from sun-up till moon-rise....

The first day I congratulated myself for working for that particularfarmer. The meat at table was abundant and fresh.

But before my two weeks were up I had grown weary of the diet. They hadkilled a cow ... and cow-meat was what I found set before me morning,noon, and night,—every day. I complained about it to Julius ... "whenwe kill a cow ain't we got to eat it?" he replied.

Every afternoon we participated in a pleasant Swedish custom. The twowomen of the household, the mother and grandmother, with blue clothrolled about their head for headgear, brought us coffee and cakea-field....

"Aeftermittagscaffee," they called it.

It refreshed us; we worked on after that till late supper by lamp,driving back to the house by moonlight.

At Duluth I found that a strike prevailed on the Lakes. I was held indoubt whether I ought to sail, for I would have to do so asstrike-breaker, which was against my radical code ... but, then, I hadcome over-land all the way from Laurel, to voyage the Great Lakes forthe poetry to be found there ... and I must put my muse above suchthings as strikes.

I signed on, on a big ore boat, as porter....

That means, as third cook; my task the washing and scouring of greasypots, pans, and dishes ... and waiting on the firemen and deckhands atmeals.

The James Eads Howe took on a cargo of rust-coloured iron ore at TwinHarbours ... the gigantic machinery grided and crashed all night,pouring the ore into the hold, to the dazzling flare of electriclights....

Here for the first time I conceived myself to be caught in the greatindustrial turmoil. If I were to derive song from this, it would be songfor giants, or rather, for machines that had grown to giganticproportions from the insect world ... diminutive men made parts of theiranatomy as they swung levers and operated cranes....

We kicked outward on the long drop down Lake Superior, the largest ofthe five Great Lakes. It was like an inland ocean. The water of it isalways so cold that, when a ship is wrecked there, good swimmers whomight otherwise keep up till rescued, often perish of the cold....

Day and night the horizon was smoky-blue with forest fires ... oneafternoon our deck was covered with birds that had flown out over thewater to escape the flames....

And once we saw lifted in the sky three steamboats sailing upside down,a mirage ... and, once, a gleaming city in the clouds, that hung therespectrally for about five minutes, then imperceptibly faded out....

"That's a reflection of some real city," explained the tallCanadian-Scotch cook ... "once I recognised Quebec hanging in the sky...—thought I even saw people walking and traffic moving."

Half-way across to the Soo Canal we ran into my first lake-storm.

"The sailor on the Great Lakes has a harder time than the ocean sailor.He can't make his ship run before a storm. He's got to look out for landon every side."

Right over my bunk where I slept, ceaselessly turned and turned thepropeller shaft. The noise and roar of the engines was ever in my ears,and the peculiar ocean-like noise of the stokehold ... and the metallicclang of coal as it shot from shovels....

The night of the storm the crashing of the water and the whistlingimpact of wave-weighted winds kept me awake.

I jumped into my clothes and went into the fire-room. Hardly able tokeep their feet, the firemen toiled away, scattering shovels-full ofcoal evenly over the fires, wielding their slice bars ... greeting withoaths and comic curses the awkward coal passer who spilled with hisladen wheelbarrow into the slightly lower pit where they stood.

I quit the James Eads Howe at Ashtabula, after several round trips inher, the length of the Lakes.

I freighted it to Chicago, where I shipped, again as porter, on apackage freighter.

The captain of the package freighter Overland should have beenanything but a captain. He was a tall, flabby, dough-faced man, as timidas a child just out of the nursery.

We had taken on, as one of our firemen, a Canuck, who, from the first,boasted that he was a "bad man"....

He intimidated the cook right off. He punched in a glass partition toemphasise a filthy remark he had made to the head engineer. He wentafter me, to bully and domineer me, next.

It looked as if we were in for a hard voyage to the Georgian Bay.

The Canuck, at the very first meal, terrorised the crew that sat downwith him. I looked him over carefully, and realised that something mustbe done.

He flung a filthy and gratuitous expression my way. Silently I steppedback from the mess room, untied my apron, and meant to go in and try toface him down. But at that juncture, my courage failed me, and insteadof inviting the rough-neck out on deck, as I had tried to force myselfto do, I hurried to the captain's cabin.

The captain said, "Come in!" to my knock. He was sitting, of all things,in dirty pajamas, at a desk ... though it was mid-day ... his flabby,grey-white belly exuded over his tight pajama waist-string ... thejacket of the pajamas hung open, with all but one button off.

I complained to the captain of the bully—repeated how he had bellowedat me to tell the unmentionable skipper he would receive his bumpsbloody well, too, if the latter did not stick to his own part of theship.

I saw fright in the captain's face....

"It's up to the chief engineer."

"Either that fellow goes off this ship or I do. You'll have to hireanother third cook."

The boat was sailing in an hour.

I walked back for my few effects. But, on the way back, I took hold ofmyself and determined to stick by my guns. I made up my mind that Iwould not leave the boat, and that, at the first hostile move of thebully I would oppose him—besides, what had the fellow done, so far,besides chucking a bluff?

My opportunity to live up to my resolve came at mess for supper. Therewas a smoking platter of cabbage set before the boys.

"What the hell! Who wants to eat bloody cabbage."

And snatching up a handful of the dripping, greasy vegetable, he wasabout to fling it into the face of one of the men opposite, when,without giving myself a chance to hesitate, I stepped up quickly andgrabbed the "bad man's" wrist. The cabbage went high and spattered allover the opposite wall.

The bully glared like an enraged bull at me.

"I'll—"

Quaking in my boots, I made my eyes glare level with his.

"Listen to me, bo," I bluffed, "I ain't much on guff, and I don't wantspecially to fight ... but I'm waiter in this mess room and you don'tpull anything like this here, unless you do it over my dead body."

"That's just what I will do ... I'll—I'll—" and the chap, pale withwhat seemed insane rage, started to his feet.

"Ah, sit down!" I commanded, marvelling at my nerve, and pushing himviolently by the shoulders back on the bench ... then, deliberately, Iturned my back, and walked away, expecting any moment to have him on melike a clawing wild cat.

With seeming calm and nonchalance I made the kitchen. With a semblanceof outward serenity I picked up a rag and returned to wipe off the wall.I was vastly relieved to find that the bluff had worked.

The Canuck was finishing his meal in silence.

From that moment till the end of the voyage he was as quiet andUnobtrusive as anyone could wish him to be....

I have a curious habit of often waking up in the night from deepslumber, and breaking into laughter over some funny incident or otherthat has happened to me a long time ago ... I have chuckled over thisincident many times ... if that bully only knew how terrorised he reallyhad me!...

It is impossible to describe the Georgian Bay and the beauty of itsthousands of islands ... as we steamed through them in the dawn, theyloomed about us through sun-golden violet mists.... Here as small as thechine of some swimming animal, there large enough for a small forest oftrees to grow upon them....

Another storm ... on Lake Huron ... a fair-sized one.

I was walking along the deck, just after dawn, the waves riding andrunning and shattering aboard. I carried the dinner bell, was ringing itfor breakfast ... when the greatest wave I have ever seen on the Lakescame running, high-crested, toward the boat,—that seemed to know whatwas happening, for it rose to meet it, like a sentient being....

The wave smashed ... hit the galley and washed over the top of it,catching me in a cataract as I hugged close. I was driven hard againstthe taut cable wire that made our only railing. For a moment I thoughtthe water reaching up from over-side as the vessel lurched would clutchme and suck me down.

A close and breathless call. A rending, splintering sound told me damagehad been done. I looked toward the captain's cabin ... and laughedheartily, for all my discomfort and dangerous escape ... for the wholeside of the cabin had been stove in,—and, terrified, his eyes stickingout, in his dirty underclothes the captain had been hurtled forth, hisface still stupid from sleep though full of fear.

I rushed up to him. His drawers sagged pitiably with wet.

"A close shave, sir!" I remarked.

When I brought him his breakfast he was still trembling.

I left the package freighter Overland. It was almost time for the newschool year. But Warriors' River lay in my way back to Laurel, and Idetermined to stop off and pay a visit to Baxter, at Barton's HealthHome....

I was disappointed with my summer. In terms of poetic output. I hadwritten only three or four poems dealing with life on the Lakes, andthese were barely publishable in the National Magazine. I realise nowthat poetic material is not to be collected as a hunter goes gunning forgame. It cannot be deliberately sought and found. It must just happen.

Yet all the things that I had seen and been through, I knew, would livein my mind till they were ready of themselves to get birth in words. Iknew that I had not lost a single dawn nor one night of ample moon. Andthere drifted back into my remembrance that night when the Italiancoal-passer had come to my bunk and wakened me, that I might come forthwith him and observe a certain wonderful cloud-effect about the full,just-risen moon, over Huron....

I had cursed at him, thought he was trying to make a monkey of me ...for I had dropped on deck a letter to me from Lephil of the National,and so the crew had learned that I was a poet among them.

But I was not being spoofed ... actual tears of surprise and chagrincame into the coal-passer's eyes. Then I had been ashamed of myself ...

"Of course I'll go on deck ... mighty fine of you to wake me!" I slidinto my pants and went up the ladder—

To envisage, rapturous, a great, flaming globe of shadowy silver ... andacross it, in a single straight ebony bar, one band of jet-black cloud... and the water, from us to the apparition of beauty, danced, dappled,with an ecstasy of quivering silver....

I have met many a man in my wanderings, simple and silent, who feltbeauty like a poet or an artist, without the poet's or artist's gifts ofexpression,—with, on the contrary, a queer shame that he was so moved,a suspicion that, somehow, it was not manly to be moved by a sunrise orsunset.

I found Penton Baxter, his wife Hildreth, and their child, Dan, livingin two tents, among a grove of trees, near the main building of theHealth Home. These two tents had, of course, board floors, and therewas a woman who kept them in condition ... and there was a rack fortowels, and hot water was supplied by pipes from a nearby building. Ithink the tents were even wired for electric light.

Baxter welcomed me. But I took a room for a week in town, though heurged me to stay with him. But when I had the means I liked better to beindependent. I calculated living a week in Warriors' River for ten ortwelve dollars. That would leave me thirty dollars over, from what I hadearned while working on the Overland.

Then, back to the university for my last year of leisurely study andreading, in the face of the desolate poverty that would have defeatedmany another man, but to which I was used as a customary condition.After that—Paris or London, or both! Kansas was growing too small forme.

I have mentioned that Baxter had a head too large for his body. Daniel,his son, slight and frail and barely eight years of age, possessed thesame characteristic....

I footed it out to Baxter's tents, faithfully as to a shrine, eachafternoon. The mornings he and I both occupied in writing. He, on anovel which was the story of the love-life of his wife and himself, andof his literary struggles, called Love's Forthfaring; I, on myabortive songs of the Great Lakes that all came forth still-born ...because I was yet under the vicious literary influence of the NationalMagazine, and was writing my verse, trying to be inspired by theconcepts of middle-class morality ... or what was even worse, I wasattempting to glorify the under-dog; who, if he were the demigodSocialists portray him, would by no means remain the under-dog.

I found Baxter more a-flame than ever for the utter reformation ofmankind ... in the way they dressed ... stiff collars hurt the nervoussystem, pressing as they did, on the spine ... in the books they read... he wished to start a library that would sell cheaply and bring allthe world's great thought and poetry into factory, and every worker'shome ... all conventional ideas of marriage and religion must go by theboard and freedom in every respect be granted to men and women.

It was good to listen to this sincere, naïve man, still young ... whowould re-make life nearer to the beauty and harmony that Shelley alsodreamed for mankind. I lived in a state of perpetual reverence towardBaxter. This man tried to live his ideals, as well as write about them.

In matters of diet I accepted Baxter's theories but, humanly, did notlive up to them. He was a vegetarian.

Later I was to learn that he was to himself an experiment station. Onhis own person he directly and practically tried out each idea ... hiswife was also a convertee, slightly reluctant, to his tests ... and hisson, perforce. Baxter actually kept a vegetarian dog. "Even carnivorousanimals thrive better on a vegetarian diet." But the dog was nocorroboration of his theory. It lacked gloss and shine to its coat, andseldom barked.

One afternoon I came upon Dan, Baxter's son, puking in the bushes, notfar from the tents.

"What's the matter, Dan," he turned to me, wan, and serious, and with agrown-up look on his face.

"Nothing! Only sometimes the warm milk father has me drink makes methrow up. I'm on a milk diet, you know."

"Does your father know that you can't keep the milk down?"

"Mostly it does stay down ... I guess father's all right," he defended,"maybe the diet will do me good."

"Do you ever get a beefsteak?"

"Father says meat is no good ... maybe he's right about killing animals.He says it wouldn't be half so bad if everyone killed their own meat,instead of making brutes out of men who do the killing for them ... butit is kind of hard on the dog, though," and the little fellow laughed.

"I think my boy is going to become an engineer of some sort; he's alwaysplaying about with machinery," Penton said to me....

"Suppose you let him take a trip with me to town, then? I'm going tolook through the Best o' Wheat factory this afternoon, and watch howBest o' Wheat biscuits are made. Perhaps he'd like to see the machineryworking!"

"Johnnie, I'll trust him with you, if you'll promise me not to meddlewith his diet."

"Of course."

"I don't like people stuffing him full of candy and ice cream. I wantto bring him up with a good digestion and sound teeth."

Daniel took my hand as we went through the factory from department todepartment. I enjoyed a paternal pride in the handsome, pale,preternaturally intelligent little fellow.

"Look at the young father!" exclaimed one girl softly to another, with atouch of pathos in her voice, intimating that perhaps I was a widower.

I blushed with pleasure to the tips of my ears, to be thought the fatherof so prepossessing a child.

It delighted him to look into the huge bake ovens where first the wheatwas baked in big brown loaves, before it was broken up into biscuitform. I thought of Hank Spalton and how he was supposed to have grownstrong on a diet of Best o' Wheat.

It was customary to serve sight-seers, in a dining room kept for thatpurpose, with Best o' Wheat and cream, and wheat coffee ... free....

With a little reluctance Dan sat down and ate.

"Hum! that was good; but look here, Buzzer" (that was the nickname hehad invented for me) you mustn't tell Mubby."

"Mubby?"

"That's what mother and I call my father."

"Of course I won't tell him ... and now we must go to a restaurant andhave something real to eat."

"I can't. I don't dare. But I'll sit and watch you eat."

I ordered a steak, and persuaded Dan, finally, to have one too.

"If it's not good for people to eat, why does it taste so good?" mootedDan meditatively....

"Now I'll be in for it," he added, as we walked out of the door andstarted back to the Health Home.

"But your father need never know."

"At first I thought it might be all right to fool him just this once.But I mustn't. I've promised him I'd never lie to him about what I ate,and I must keep my word ... he'll whip me, perhaps."

"Does he whip you much?"

"Not very much ... only when I need it ... and then when I cry, hestops—so it is never very hard!"

I laughed at the boy's frank philosophy....

"But daddy's so funny ... not at all like other daddies," wistfully.

I did not grow friendly enough with Mrs. Baxter even to call her by herfirst name of Hildreth ... during that brief visit....

Hildreth Baxter was always moving about leisurely, gracefully, like somestrange, pretty animal. Not shy, just indifferent, as if processes ofthought were going on inside of her that made an inner world thatsufficed, to the exclusion of all exterior happenings.

She had a beautiful small head with heavy dark hair; large, brown,thoughtful eyes ... a face so strong as to be handsome rather thanbeautiful. She walked about in bloomers, languidly conscious that herlegs were graceful and lovely....

To her I was, at that time, merely one of her husband's visitingfriends....

After little Daniel had manfully squared himself with his conscience,Penton did not whip him. He came to me.

"I did not punish my boy: because it was you, Johnnie, that temptedhim," and he flushed angrily. "I'm sure you didn't consider what youwere doing. If I thought you did it out of deliberation, I would neverspeak to you again ... you must learn not to tamper with the ideals ofothers, Johnnie."

I apologised. I spoke of my reverence and regard for him and hisgreatness. I asked him to forgive me, which he did. And, as I pronouncedhim to be as great at Shelley, the Rousseau of America—his naïve,youthful face wreathed with smiles and peace fell between us again.

"I am thinking of going to live at Eden, the Single Tax Colony not farfrom Philadelphia ... I want you to come there and visit us in thespring. In the meantime don't let them make you bourgeois in Kansas ...don't let them smash you into the academic mould."

"They haven't so far, have they?"

"But what in the world are you going back to Kansas for?"

"Because I have them trained there to accept me. I can do pretty muchas I choose at the university. But mainly I want to write my four-actplay in earnest—my New Testament drama, Judas. And I know of nobetter place to go to."

"Good-bye, and don't fail to pay me a visit in the spring."

"I will ... for a few weeks ... on my way to Paris."

"Paris? How are you going to get there?"

"I'll take a few cars of cattle east to New York from the Kansas Citystock yards ... and I'll work my way across on a cattle boat."

"Good-bye! I wish I had your initiative!"

"Good-bye! Mrs. Baxter ... glad to have met you!"

"Good-bye, Mr. Gregory," and she dropped my hand quickly and turned onher heel, walking away with easy grace. I admired the back of her legsas she disappeared into her tent.

"Good-bye, Dan!"

"Good-bye, Buzzer!"

"Daniel," called Mrs. Baxter from the interior of her tent, "you mustn'tcall Mr. Gregory that!"

At Laurel again, I found it still a month before fall session. Allsummer I had lacked my nude sunbaths to which I had become accustomed.So again I sought my island.

I rented my room over the tinshop again, and was soon in the thick ofthe fall term. By this time I had my contemporaries on the hill verymuch puzzled.

Henry Belton, the Single Tax millionaire, had come to Kansas City. Hewas so diminutive as to be doll-like. He had to stand on a box to beseen, when he spoke from the floor, at the banquet tendered him ... andI had gone in to Kansas City as his guest, and had been seated on hisright hand—I, in my painfully shabby clothes.

The professors and students could not see why I made such a stir withprominent people, how I held their friendship despite my eccentricitiesand deep poverty.

"I can't help you any more," observed Belton to me, as we sat in thelobby of the Coates House where he was putting up.

"Who the hell's asking you to help me?" I replied. "I came down fromLaurel with no ulterior motive; I came just to pay you a visit, and tothank you personally for giving me six months of freedom from economicworry while I wrote my fairy drama ... anyhow, please remember that itwasn't me you helped, but Poetry!"

"It's too bad you can't be a Single Taxer," he sighed. "I like you,Gregory, and I'd put you on my pension list if you'd only shift some ofyour fanaticism for poetry to the Single Tax cause."

Since then I have been frankly sorry that I did not play the hypocriteto Belton, in order to be put on a pension for several years. I mighthave achieved great verse during the leisure so afforded for calm,creative work.

I started a poetry club on the Hill.... I determined that it should beanarchistic in principle ... we should have no officials ... no dues ...not even a secretary to read dull minutes of previous meetings ... weshould take turns presiding as chairman. And the membership was to bedivided equally with girls.

But the school year had begun unhappily for me. I did not find Vannathere. I went to visit her homely roommate.

"Vanna has gone off to Arkansas ... she is teaching school down therefor the winter."

"Thank God she's not married somebody!" I cried, forgetting, and givingmyself away. Then Vanna Andrews' roommate saw at last that it was notshe I was interested in. She gave way to invective.

"You! a worthless tramp like you! A crazy fool!... to dare even hopethat Vanna Andrews would ever love you!" In a torrent of tears sheasked me never to speak to her again.

I was sorry I had not procured Vanna's address before I had betrayedmyself. But, anyhow, I wrote her a long letter and sent it in care ofthe university registrar.

Flamboyantly I confessed my love ... rehearsed the story of my worshipof her from afar....

For a month, every day, I sent her a bulky envelope full of mad verseand declarations of undying love. As the letters were not beingreturned, she must be receiving them.

One morning, with trembling hands and a pounding heart that nearly boreme down, it acted so like a battering ram on the inside, I drew adelicately scented envelope from my mailbox ... addressed in a daintyhand.

I kissed the letter again and again before I tore it open ... it waswell that I did it then. I would not have kissed it afterward.

It was filled with stinging rebuke for my presumption ... if I had ashred of the gentleman in me I would cease troubling her.... I hadcaused her exceeding annoyance by my deluge and torrent of absurdletters ... she did not care for me ... she thought my poetry was bad... and why had I behaved so brutally toward her former roommate?...

I saw that the homely girl had not been remiss in writing to Vanna aboutme....

My reply was a very poetic letter.

"I will trouble you no more," I ended; "but do not destroy my lettersand poems, for, long after your wonderful beauty has become a merehandful of oblivious dust blowing about the stones of the world, youwill be famous because a great poet loved you ... a poet whom youunwisely and ignorantly scorned."

Dr. Van Maarden, the Dutch psychiatrist and playwright, author of DeKleine Man, was to come to Laurel to deliver his celebrated lectures on"The Socialisation of Humanity."...

Professor Dineen, a flabby, feminine little fellow, one of ourprofessors of philosophy, and hated by the dean of his departmentbecause he was a real philosopher, despite his physicalludicrousness,—and had published a book which the critics were hailingas a real contribution to the world of thought—

Dineen had engineered the bringing of the semi-radical Van Maarden toLaurel....

"For such men are needed here ... to rouse us out of the petty, dogmaticways of our crude pioneers...."

"Van Maarden is a remarkable man," continued Dineen; "he writes plays,poems, books of economic philosophy, novels ... recently he tried tostart a co-operative colony for Dutch farmers in South Carolina, but itwent on the rocks ... and now Van Maarden, for all his genius, ispractically stranded here in America.

"It is, or ought to be, one of the duties of an educational centre likeLaurel, to aid such men ... men who travel about, disseminating ideas,carrying the torch of inspiration ... like Giordano Bruno, in formerdays."

Van Maarden came ... a little, dapper, black-bearded man ... but a veryboy in his enthusiasm. He advanced many doctrines at variance with eventhe political radicalism of Kansas.

But whether it was his winning way or his foreign reputation, he wasaccepted gravely, and ideas won consideration, enunciated by him, thatwould have been looked on as mad, coming from me....

Again the faculty were nonplussed ... puzzled....

Dineen, Van Maarden and I were together much. And the latter found moredelight in the time when he could discuss freely and unacademically withme than when he was invited to formal teas and dinners by the weightiermembers of the faculty and community.

It was psychic research that we particularly discussed. Van Maarden wasthe greatest scholar in the Mystic, the Occult, the Spiritualistic thatI have ever met. He claimed to be able to go out of the body at will andsee what any friend was up to at any time, in any out-of-the-way placein the world....

When I jested that such a faculty might sometimes prove embarrassing tohis friends, he laughed and slapped me on the back.

Dineen was a queer little chap. He roomed de luxe at the Bellman House.

One night, during a cyclone that swept the town and the adjacentcountry, a fragment of roof was lifted off the hostelry in which hedwelt. The women-servants and waitresses were thrown into a panic. One,who collapsed on a lounge in the upstairs hall, swore that Dineen hadfelt of her leg as she lay there. A scandal was started. I know thatDineen, in his European fashion, was free with his hands, when he meantno harm. He had merely laid his hand on the girl's leg, in friendlyfashion, and asked if she was hurt.

But the nasty Puritan mind of the community went to work, and the storywas hawked about that Professor Dineen, taking advantage of the cyclone,had tried to "feel the girl up."

This, and the fact that he had been a friend of mine (after myforthcoming scandal it counted strongly against him) later effected inhis being requested to resign from the faculty.

But the real cause of the brilliant, strange man's persecution was thejealousy of the dean of the philosophical department of the former'sreal ability.

"We must do more for this man than we have ... he is a genius ... he hasnot enough money to return to Europe on....

"He has written a curious, mad play called Iistral ... one dealingwith psychic phenomena, which we ought to put on....

"That way we'll net him three or four hundred dollars."

It was Dineen who spoke.

We chanced to be walking up the Hill together.

The school cheer-leader was tall and statuesque, and his voice was deepand resonant ... but, though pleased with his stature and his vocalqualifications, Van Maarden decided on me to play the lead in hisabnormal play.... I did not possess as fine a voice, but I knew themystics almost as well as he did.... I believed in spiritism, and wouldbe accordantly sympathetic with the author's ideas....

The rehearsal of the play progressed. Van Maarden, receiving' fromDineen's own personal bank-account a substantial advance on the expectedreceipts from the two performances, returned East, and sailed away forHolland.

But an intimate friend of Penton Baxter's, before he left, he related tome many fine things about the latter, and spoke in special admiration ofhis wife, Hildreth.

I rehearsed and rehearsed.

I fought and fought with the directress, a teacher of elocution, whotried to make me mouth my words in the old style.

She swore that she would get rid of me as Iistral (pronounced Eestral),if it were not for the fact that it would seriously embarrass her to tryothers for the part, the time of production being so near.

Dineen upbraided me for being insubordinate....

I asked Dineen please to believe in me, and watch results.

My idea of acting was to go into the part, be burned alive by it ... torecite my lines naturally.

I was proud of myself. I was to act as lead in a play by aworld-celebrated author, in its premier American production.

The story of it was that of a young poet-student, Iistral ... eccentric... a sensitive ... who had, while tutoring the children of a count,fallen in love with the countess, his wife ... on the discovery of theliaison, she had committed suicide in a lake on their privategrounds....

The play opened up with the young student, Iistral, come back home,after the wife's death....

The tragedy had affected him strangely.

He wore a Hindoo robe, let his beard grow like a Yogi ... was irritatedwith the unimaginative, self-seeking smugness of the grown-ups.

He found in Lisel, a little niece of his, the wise, innocent,illuminated imagination of childhood. And he associated with her,teaching her the mystic meanings of flowers in the garden.

But he lived for one thing only—the coming of the voice of Egeria, ashe called the spirit of the dead countess....

Her voice came to him continually ... preluded by strains of music ...he lived from day to day with her lovely speech, a clairaudient.

As long as nothing material was involved, he was regarded as merely agentle eccentric ... by his relatives and the bourgeoisie....

But as soon as word came that he had inherited a fortune through thedeath of a rich uncle in America—the attitude of the people around himchanged. His relatives began intriguing to have him declared insane.

But the village burgomaster, ordinarily decent, saw through theirartifices....

Goaded and goaded, finally Iistral assailed his pestering relatives witha shovel with which he was working among the gentle flowers in thegarden ... at his customary task of tending them with Lisel....

And now the burgomaster, bribed, had reason to adjudge him insane.

And Iistral was dragged off, wailing, to the asylum.

With my clothes in literal rags I went through the rehearsals, attendedclasses, kept up my athletics....

Often I woke up in the night, crying out, with tears rolling down mycheeks, the lines of unhappy Iistral ... the spirit-woman Egeria grewreal as flesh and blood to me....

"Egeria! Egeria!—"

I woke, time and again, and heard my own voice, like the voice ofanother, calling her name in the dark.

"You mustn't take the play so desperately ... remember it's just a play... you rehearse as if the whole thing were a part of your life."

"Some of the boys," I replied, "some of the football boys lost ten ortwelve pounds in our Thanksgiving game at Kansas City last fall ... whydo you rebuke me for taking art and beauty as seriously as athletes takea football match?"

Two days before the play, as I was walking by the Bellman House, I sawJarvis Alexander Mackworth standing there, come up from Osageville for aregents' conference....

"Hello!" the dear, good man called, "you heavenly bum! You starry youngtramp!"

His eyes were twinkling in appreciative merriment over his quaintphraseology.

"What are you doing in Laurel, Mr. Mackworth?"

I noticed that he did not wear his many-patched trousers, but was welldressed....

—"attending a regents' meeting, young man,—where I suppose I'll haveto stand up in your defence again....

"It's a good thing you don't run after the women, Gregory, or your casewould be entirely lost."

(Yet Mackworth didn't know of the dirty trick that had been played onme:

One of the boys from the school, running wild down in Kansas City, had,with a curious sense of humour, given my name as his ... to the "girls"in various houses of prostitution....

And "do you know Johnnie Gregory?" and "when is Johnnie Gregory comingto see us again?" other students were asked who frequented the"houses.")

"And what are you up to now?" asked Mackworth.

—"acting ... in Van Maarden's Iistral ... leading rôle!"

"You look skinnier than ever!"

"I am taking the part seriously, and it's bringing me down. I like to doreal things when I get a chance, Mr. Mackworth ... andI am going to make the two performances of Iistral memorable ones."

"You need a new suit of clothes very badly."

"I know I do. But I have no money, and no credit."

"Well see about that, my young Villon."

Mackworth took me to one side and thrust a fifty-dollar bill into myhand.

I hurried down to Locker, the clothier....

In a very little while I was again walking by the Bellman House,completely togged out in new apparel from head to heel.

Mackworth was still standing there, and he laughed with astonishment atthe lightning-quick change in my appearance....

"You're a card, Gregory!"

He afterward repeated the story with gusto....

The day before the night of our first performance at the Bowersby OperaHouse, Jack Travers, always turning up, came to me with a smile of faintsarcasm on his face—

"How's the great actor, eh?"

"Don't be an ass, Jack!"

"I've got a good proposition to make for advertising the show—andthere'll be a lot of fun in it, too....

"Suppose we kidnap you, take you out somewhere in the country—then,after a day or so—find you bound, in a farm house....

"Of course it would compel them to put off the performances for a fewdays ... but look at the excitement; and the stories in the papers!...afterwards you could go on tour through all the principal cities ofKansas."

The idea fascinated me, in spite of myself....

"But how about Dineen? He'd go nearly crazy!"

"There's where a lot of the fun would come in. And to see the way GertieBlack, the elocution teacher, would carry on!..."

But after a long pause of temptation I shook my head in negation of thesuggestion....

It would be a lark, but I had pledged Dineen that I would give him nomore trouble with my vagaries....

And, besides, I didn't trust Jack Travers—once they had me in theirpower, he and his kidnappers might hide me away for several weeks ... to"bust up" the play entirely; would, I wisely reflected, be, to Travers,even a greater joke than merely to delay its production.

And I wanted this time to show my enemies that I could be depended on inaffairs of moment....

We had to have recourse to Kansas City for our costumes. And we weremore fortunate in them than the cast of She Stoops to Conquer had beenthe year before....

Costumes had then been rented for them which left the childrenmysteriously itching, driven to the inexplicable necessity of scratchingin embarrassing localities....

The poor girls especially were terror-stricken ... and many of the boyswere too innocent to conjecture what was the matter ... at first theythought that the rented costumes had imparted some obscure skin diseaseto the entire company ... and word was conveyed to the costuming firmthat they were to be sued....

But when it was discovered that an indecent sort of vermin was thecause, the case was dropped....

Suit could not be conducted on such grounds....

But the joke was passed around and caused considerable merriment amongthe wise ones.

The only thing I allowed the elocution teacher and directress to do wasto put on my make-up for me ... including the sticking to my face of aclose Van Dyke beard....

I refused to avail myself of her instruction for acting, as I perceivedthat was all bosh....

The curtain went up, I sitting there, the orchestra softly breathingMassenet's Elegy—meant to be the music sent from the spirit world,the melody that I, Iistral, heard, whenever my dead mistress waspresent....

The orchestra finished the melody. It stopped and left the house inexpectancy.

A mistake had been made on the entrance-cue of little Lisel, mychild-nephew.

There I sat, in my strange robe, like a bath-robe, with stars cast overit, waiting.

I knew something had gone wrong.

Several girls (of course everyone in the audience knew me) began totitter at my strange appearance, in my apotheosised bathrobe, in myclose Van Dyke beard....

I knew inwardly that in a moment all the house would be laughing ... atfirst out of sheer nervousness over the delay in the progress of theplay—then from genuine amusem*nt....

I threw my will, my entire spirit, against the incoming tide of ridiculewhich would wreck the play even with the rising of the curtain.

I pictured to myself the beautiful woman who had drowned herself; Iburned with her unhappiness ... I felt her hovering near me ... Ithought of the lovely passion we had known together ... I was Iistral.

I was not on a stage, but in a room, holding actual and rapt communionwith my spirit-bride, Egeria!...

"Egeria! Egeria!" I sobbed ... and tears streamed down my face.

I was miserable, without her, in the flesh ... though she was there,beside me, in soul!

I was aware of the audience again. I was proud and strong in myconfidence now. The tittering had stopped. The house was filling withawe. I was pushing something back, back, back—over the footlights. Idid not stop pushing till it had reached the topmost galleries....

I had them....

The applause after the first act was wonderful.

"Great! You're great ... you've vindicated my belief in you entirely!"Dineen was shouting, as he clapped me on the back, beside himself.

"Oh, I knew I'd do it!... I want a drink!"

"Here's some grape juice!" Gertie Black hold out a glass to me....

"No, I won't drink that stuff," I replied, with all the petulance andill-humour traditionally allowed a star.

A Sig-Kapp, whom I had got into the play as a supe, slipped me a drinkof real booze....

I had to run to the toilet three times before the second act, I was sonervous and excited.

"For God's sake, keep it up!" urged Dineen.

"For Christ's sake, let me alone, all of you,—I know what I'm doing,"this, as the elocution teacher tried to press home some advice....

During the second act I was as electric as during the first, but now Iallowed myself to see over the foot-lights and recognise people I knew.I even overheard one girl say to another, "why, Johnnie Gregory ishandsome in that Van Dyke!"

"Yes, he has a fine profile ... he looks quite distinguished."

Before the curtain for the third act, Jack Travers worked his way backthrough the props to my dressing room....

"Sh! I've brought a nip of something real for you, Johnnie!"

"Bill already has given me some. It's enough! I don't want anymore!—wait till the last act, and then I'll take it!

"I don't want it now! Do you hear!" I almost screamed, as hemischievously insisted.

The bell rang for the third curtain....

The news had come for Iistral that his rich uncle in America had diedand left him a fortune ... now his family would try and have himadjudged insane, in order to lay hands on the wealth for their ownuses....

That third act went off well....

"But you skipped a few lines in that act, Mr. Gregory," warned thedirectress, concerned.

"Oh, let me alone, will you!" I returned, enjoying the petulance ofstardom to the full....

"Remember the fight-scene at the finish," she persisted, "just pretendto strike with the shovel ... you might hurt someone!" anxiously.

"I am going to act the thing realistically, not as a matter ofstagecraft."

She tiptoed away. And I had the satisfaction of hearing her instruct theboys who acted as guards, and who were to seize on me—in my moment ofphysical exasperation—

"Grab him before the cue, just a trifle before it! I think Mr. Gregoryis going to forget himself!"

I swung the shovel high in the air, making at all my relatives, cryingout terms of reproach ... sobbing....

In the audience, everybody sat still with wonder.

The actors scattered from my brandished shovel, just as they would havedone in real life ... the directress had schooled them to crowd about meso as to mask the action.

But the action needed no masking. It was real.

The two guards were on me,—boys who, in everyday life, were bigfootball men on the freshman team....

I fought them, frenzied, back and forth over the stage, smashing downthe pasteboard hedge, falling ... getting up again....

But, though the scenery went down, the audience did not laugh, but satspellbound.

I was finally dragged away ... on the way to the asylum, half my costumetorn from my body ... and I kept crying aloud ... for mercy ... fordeliverance ... after the curtain had long gone down....

"Big Bill" Heizer gave me a thump in the ribs.

"For God's sake, Mr. Gregory" (he had called me "Johnnie" always,before) "it's only play-acting ... it's not real ... quit it ... it getsme."

The audience went wild with applause. I had won Laurel's completeapprobation—for the day, as I had won Mt. Hebron's, that fall FieldDay, long before!

Travers had slipped me just one shot of whiskey before the last act wenton. He had tried to persuade me to drink more. He was in my dressingroom....

I could hardly stand, from the weakness of excitement and exertion.

After the play was over—

"Now you can give me the rest of the bottle."

"We'll drink it together ... to your success, Gregory!"

"Yes—you devil!" I replied, fond of him, "you'd have had me reelingdrunk, that last act, if I had listened to you."

And I gave him an affectionate clout in the ribs.

Again the professors were urging me to become more "regular" andpointing out the great career that awaited me—if I only would work.

There was some subsequent talk of sending the play to Osageville,Topeka, Kansas City....

But the faculty opposed it ... it would not be proper to send girls andboys out together, travelling about like a regular theatrical company.

As it had been said that I was going to take up the career of animaltrainer,—after my going into the cage with the lions—so it was nowpronounced, and reported in the papers—Travers saw to that—that Imeditated a career as a professional actor....

Gleeful, and vastly relieved, Professor Dineen slipped me twenty-fivedollars out of his own pocket.

Several fraternities showed indications of "rushing" me, after my starperformance ... but my associations with the odd characters about townand the wild, ignorant farmers of the lower type that drove in eachSaturday from the adjacent country, made them, at first, hesitate ...then utterly drop the idea....

Broke, I now wrote a long letter to Jarvis Alexander Mackworth.

I boldly complained of my poverty, inasmuch as it deterred me from mywork.

"I have now proven my case," I wrote him,—"my poems have appeared inthe Century, in Everybody's, in Munsey's....

"I have acted, as well, as a professional in a first-rate play, by agreat European dramatist ... giving Kansas the distinction of being thefirst to produce Iistral on the American stage....

"Now I want to finish my four-act play on Judas. To do so I must haveenough to eat and a place to sleep, without being made to worry aboutit, for a year....

"Can't you help me to a millionaire?"

Mackworth answered me generously, affectionately.

In two weeks he had procured my millionaire ... Derek, of Chicago, thebathtub magnate ... how much could I get on with?

I wrote that I could do with seven dollars a week....

Mackworth replied not to be a fool—that Derek was willing to make itfifteen, for a year's duration....

I replied that I could only take enough to fill my simplest wants....

Derek jocosely added fifty cents to the sum I asked—"for postagestamps"— ... for one year, week in, week out, without a letter from meexcept those indicating changes of address, without sending me a word ofadvice, criticism, or condemnation, no matter what I got into ... Dereksent me that weekly stipend of seven dollars and fifty cents!...

I settled down to consecutive literary work.

Lyrics I could write under any condition. They came to me so deeply fromthe subconscious that at times they almost seemed like spirit-control,which, at times, I am sure they had been, till I set the force of mywill against them. For I was resolved that what I wrote should be anemanation from my own personality, not from dead and gone poets who usedme for a medium.

But when it came to long and consecutive effort, the continual pettyworry of actual penury sapped my mind so that I lacked the power ofapplication....

With Derek's remittances this obstacle was removed....

I had soon completed the first act of my apostolic play....

And then I plunged into a scrape, together with my fellow members of thepress or "Scoop Club," as it was more popularly known, which halted mywork mid-way....

Our common adventure derived its inception from a casual remark of JackTravers', at one of our meetings....

Ever since Arthur Brisbane had come to Laurel, Jack had been on histoes....

"Brisbane brought me a breath of what it must mean to be a big newspaperman in the world outside," said Travers, as he stretched and yawned,"why don't we," he continued, "start something to show 'em we'realive, and not dead like so many of the intellects on the Hill!"

"—s all right to talk about starting something ... that's easy to do.The hell of it is, to stop it, after you've got it started,"philosophised "The Colonel"....

"Just what is it that you propose starting?" asked practical, pop-eyedTom Jenkins.

"Oh, anything that will cause excitement!" waved Travers, serenely.

"If you boys really want some excitement ... and want to do some servicefor the community at the same time,—I've got a scheme to suggest ...something I've been thinking over for a long time," suggested JeromeMiller, president of the club....

"Tell us what it is, Jerome!"

"The Bottoms ... you know how rotten it is down there ... nigg*rwhor*houses ... every other house a bootlegger's joint ... blind pigs... blind tigers, for the students....

"We might show up the whole affair....

"—how the city administration thrives on the violation of the law fromthat quarter ... how the present administration depends on crime and thewhiskey elements to keep it in power by their vote....

"That would be starting something!"

"I should say it would!" shouted Jack Travers, ablaze with enthusiasm.

"Then we might extend operations," continued the masterful, incisiveJerome, "and show up how all the drug stores are selling whiskey by thegallon, for 'medicinal' purposes, abusing the privilege of the law."

"But how is all this to be done?"

"Through the Laurelian?"

"No ... I have a better plan than that ... we might be able to persuade'Senator' Blair and old Sickert, joint editors of the Laurel Globe, tolet the Scoop Club run their paper for a day—just as a college stunt!"

"They'd never stand for it!" I averred, innocently.

"Of course they wouldn't—if we let them in on what we were up to!—forthey are staunch supporters of the present administration—but theywon't smell a rat till the edition is off the press ... and then it willbe too late to stop it!"

"In other words," laughed Travers, blowing a cloud of cigarette smokefrom his nose, "they'll think they're turning over their paper, TheGlobe, to a bunch of boys to have some harmless fun ... a fewsophom*oric jokes on the professors, and so forth....

"And they'll wake up, to find we've slipped a real man-size sheet overon them, for the first time in local history!"

"It'll raise hell's all I've got to say!" sagely commented theprematurely bald "Colonel," his eyes glinting merrily.

"It'll be lots of fun," remarked Travers, characteristically, "and I'mfor it, lock, stock, and barrel."

"That's not the reason I'm for it; I'm for it for two reasons,"reinforced Jerome Miller magisterially, "first, because it will put theScoop Club on the map as something more than a mere college boys'organisation; secondly, because it will lead to civic betterment, ifonly temporary—a shaking up where this old burg needs a shaking up ...right at the court house and in the police station....

"But, make no mistake about it,—it's going to kick up a big dust!

"Also, remember, no one is going to stand by us ... even the CivicBetterment League, headed by Professor Langworth—your friend,Johnnie—will be angry with us—say our methods are too sensational.

"And the university authorities will say we shouldn't have done itbecause it will give the school a black eye ... it will be Ibsen'sEnemy of Society all over again!..."

Immediately some of our more conservative members set themselves againstthe "clean up" ... but Jack Travers and I delivered eloquent, rousingspeeches. And the decision was more for full steam ahead.

"Senator" Blair was easily deluded, and persuaded to turn his paper overto us, for one day.

Our strong-featured, energetic president, Jerome Miller, together withthe suave, plausible Travers, went to see him, deputation-wise, where hesat, in the Laurel Globe's editorial office,—white andunhealthy-looking, a great, fat slug of a man, with the slug's nature,which battens on the corruption of earth.

He liked the idea of the publicity his paper would get through the stuntof the "boys." He did not guess the kind of publicity he would reallycome into.

During the three weeks that we had before we were to bring out the paperwe grew quite proficient in the tawdry life lived in the "Bottoms."

We found out that most of the ramshackle "nigg*r" dives were owned by aformer judge ... from which he derived exorbitant rents.

We located all the places where booze was sold, and ascertained exactlyhow much whiskey was disposed of in the town's drug stores for "snakebite" and "stomach trouble." We discovered many interestingthings—that, for instance, "Old Aunt Jennie," who would allow herpatrons any vice, but demurred when they took the name of "De Lawd" invain—"Old Aunt Jennie" ran a "house" where the wilder and moredebauched among the students came (in justice to Laurel University, letme add, very few) girls and boys together,—and stayed for thenight—when they were supposed to be on trips to Kansas City....

Travers and "The Colonel" and I were half-lit for two weeks....

That was the only way to collect the evidence.

I drank but sparingly, as I loafed about the joints and "houses."

Jerome Miller did not drink at all ... and was the spirit and soul ofour activities.

"Senator" Blair came out with a humorous editorial the night before wewere to take the day's charge of his paper.

He headed his editorial "A Youthful Interim ... Youth Must Be Served!"

He was laying down his pen, he wrote, for a week-end holiday ... he haddug a can of bait and would go fishing, turning all the care and troubleof a newspaper over to youth and eagerness ... would forgot all histroubles for a few days....

The editorial made us roar with laughter ... Blair didn't know thetrouble that was preparing for him.

I wrote a poem for the Scoop Club Edition of the Laurel Globe ...

By noon of the day, hints of what was coming were riding the winds ofgeneral report....

Carefully we read the proofs.

At last there it was—all the data, statistics, and details of thetown's debauchery and corruption ... damning, in cold type, theadministration, and the aquiescent powers in the university.

We ourselves had not as yet begun to perceive what it would lead to—astate-wide scandal that would echo in the Chicago, San Francisco and NewYork newspapers, and result in severe criticism of the universityfaculty for remaining blind to such a condition of affairs ... and howthere would be interrogations in the Kansas Legislature and a completeshake-up of the political power in Laurel.

News of the forthcoming exposé spread mysteriously in "The Bottoms"before the paper was off the press. To avoid the coming storm, alreadynegro malefactors and white, were "streaming" as Travers phrased it, "indark clouds" out of town, for brief sojourns, beyond reach of thecompelling subpoena, in Kansas City, Missouri.

By five o'clock the edition, an extra large one, had been almostexhausted, and people were lining up at the newspaper office, payingfive cents a copy....

"Senator" Blair rushed back, having heard of what he called our"treachery" and abuse of his confidence, over telephone....

He looked sick and worried, as if he had run in all the way from thelittle lake, five miles from town, where he had gone for his week-end ofidyllic, peaceful fishing....

"You've ruined me, you boys have!" he almost sobbed, collapsing fatly inhis chair, then he flamed, "by God, I'll have you each investigatedpersonally and clapped in jail," ... which threat, however, he did noteven try to carry through....

Instead, his paper, and the other two town papers, tried to turn off theaffair as a mere college joke, played on a whole community....

But we had expected just such action—rather the executive genius ofJerome had expected it—for which reason we had confronted the readersof the Globe with damning facts and statistics, carefully gathered,which presented an insurmountable barrier to evasion.

And as we also had expected, the Civic Betterment League was also deadagainst us....

"Why," cried Langworth to me, "why didn't you bring all the evidence tous, and let us proceed calmly and soberly with the case?"

"Professor Langworth, you are a friend of mine, and a very goodone—but you know very well that the conditions exposed you people knewof all along ... and for years you have dallied along without acting onit."

"We were biding the proper time!"

"The reason you never started something was your fear of involving theuniversity in the publicity that was sure to follow!..."

Langworth was a good man, but he knew I had him. He hemmed and hawed,then covered his retreat in half-hearted anger at me....

"You know well enough, Johnnie Gregory, that all you boys did it for wasto 'pull a stunt'—indulge in a little youthful horseplay."

"Granted—but we have effected results!"

"What results? merely a lot of trouble for everybody!"

"The Civic Betterment League now has a chance afforded it to make good... we've provided you with the indisputable data, the evidence ... it'sup to you, now, to go ahead."

"So God help me, Johnnie, sometimes you make me wish I had neversponsored you here."

The editor of the Globe made a right-about-face—repudiating us.

Jack Travers, in the style of his beloved Brisbane, put an editorial inthe school paper, the Laurelian, addressed to Blair, beginning, "Getback into the collar of your masters, you contemptible cur."

The usual thing took place. Most of the worst criminals weremysteriously given ample time to make their get-away ... probably aidedin it. The humorous side of the resulting investigation and trials ofvarious minor malefactors were played up almost exclusively.

Little by little the town dropped back to its outward observance of notseeing in its civic life what it did not care to see, and which no onecould radically remedy till human nature is itself different.

The school year was drawing to a close, my last year at Laurel.

Professor Black, of the English department, had assured me that, if Iwould tone down a bit, I could easily win a scholarship in hisdepartment, and, later, an assistant professorship.

But I preferred my rambling, haphazard course of life, which was lesscomfortable, but better for the freedom of mind and spirit that poetsmust preserve....

Dr. Hammond, when I had given him that luncheon on the borrowed money,had taken me aside and informed me that one of the professors—aninfluential man on the Hill (beyond that, he refused to identify himfurther) had advised him, Hammond, not to accept the luncheon in hishonour....

"We don't approve generally of Gregory, on the Hill, you know...."

And Hammond had, he told me, replied—

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Gregory is my friend, and Dr. Ward, our literaryeditor, looks on him as a distinguished contributor to theIndependent, and a young writer of great and growing promise" ... sothe luncheon was given ... I wonder if the protesting professor was oneof those invited, and if so, if he attended?...

I saw clearly that I could never fit into the formal, academic life ofthe college—where professors were ashamed to be seen carrying packagesand bags home from the stores, but must have them delivered ... for fearof losing their social status!

There was a park on the outskirts of town where I loved to loaf, whenthe weather was sunny,—a place where the blue jays fought with thesquirrels and the leaves flickered in the sun ... sometimes I lay on thegrass, reading ... sometimes I lounged on a bench ... I read my Greekand Latin poets there ... and my English and German poets ... and, whenhungry, I sauntered home to my bread and cheese, or, now that I was inreceipt of Derek's weekly stipend, to a frugal meal at some lunchcounter. I dearly liked rib-ends of beef....

One day, when I was in my park, lying on my belly, reading Josephus, Iwas aware of the deputy sheriff, Small, whom I knew, standing overme....

"Oh, it's you, Gregory!"

"Yes, what's the matter, Deputy Small? what do you want?"

"People who drove in from the country complained about your lying here."

"Complained about my lying here? what the hell!... look'e here, JimSmall, there's no ordinance to prevent me from lying on the grass."

"Well, Johnnie, you either got to git up and sit, proper, on a bench, orI'll have to pull you in, much as I dislike to do it."

"Jim, you just 'pull' ahead, if you think you're lucky ... it'll be afine thing for me ... I'll sue the city for false arrest."

Deputy Small was puzzled. He pushed his hat back and scratched hishead....

"Jim, who put you up to this?"

"The people what saw you lying here, as they drove in, stopped off atthe office of the Globe ... it was 'Senator' Blair telephoned thecourthouse—"

"Blair, eh?... trying to get even for what we boys did with his dirtypaper ... he knows I like to lie out here and read my books of poetry!"

I was thoroughly aroused. I jumped to my feet.

"Jim, do me a favour, and arrest me ... and I'll sue you, the city ofLaurel, and 'Senator' Blair ... all three of you!"

"—guess I won't do it ... but do sit on the bench ... I ask it as apersonal favour, Johnnie."

"As a personal favour, Jim, till you are out of sight. Then I'll go backto the grass."

That night Blair, co*cksure, had the story of my arrest in the paper.But, as it happened, he was too previous....

Jerome Miller and Jack Travers joined me in going to the office of theGlobe, the next morning....

After we had finished telling him what we thought of him, the "Senator"begged my pardon profusely, and the next day a retraction wasprinted....

And now school was over at Laurel.

And I determined to bum my way to New York, and, from there, ship on acattleboat to Europe. Where I would finish writing my play, Judas.

Farewell to Laurel!—

I went up to the athletic field and ran my last two miles on its track,at top speed, as good-bye to its cinders forever!

I walked, with a guilty feeling of too much sentimentality, back intothe "stack" at the university library. I took down book after book ofthe great English poets, and pressed my cheek to them in long farewell... first glancing cautiously around, to be sure that no one was near toobserve my actions....

I did not say good-bye to Langworth or my other professor friends, asthey had already left for their summer vacations.

I sat in Joe Deacon's room, talking, that last night of my sojourn inLaurel....

"Good old Joe" we called him, because he was possessed of all theold-fashioned virtues, and unassumingly lived up to them. He was afellow member of the Scoop Club, an associate teacher in the School ofJournalism, and taught during the summer session....

Long, long Joe and I talked ... of everything young idealists discuss ordream of. We ended with a discussion of the sex question. I reiteratedwhat he already had heard me say, that I had had so far no sexexperience. He confessed that he, also, had had none ... maintained thata decent man should wait, if he expected a woman to come pure to him....

I spoke ardently in favour of free love.

He assented that, theoretically, it was the thing ... but there were amultitude of practical difficulties that made for favour of theconvention of marriage....

"No, if a convention is wrong, it is the duty of everyone who knows theright in his heart, to help smash that convention...."

"You just wait," I boasted imaginatively, "and I'll show you!" "Maybe,Joe," I concluded, for I knew what I said would tease him, "maybe, whenI reach the East, I shall break loose." Then I added—and to this day Icannot imagine what put it into my head to say it—what fantastic curlof thought, unless perhaps a premonition of what was soon to come topass—

"Penton Baxter has invited me to pay him a visit at Eden, a Single TaxColony just outside of Philadelphia, before I go on to Europe viacattleboat ... maybe I'll take him up, go down there, and run away withhis wife ... she's a mighty pretty woman, Joe!"

Joe was scandalised at my remark—the effect I had wished for.

But after the uproar broke, Joe stoutly maintained that our elopementhad all been a frame-up, alleging his conversation with me as proof ...as who would have not?

Reduced again to my barest equipment, and having left as my forwardingaddress the office of the National Magazine, in New York, I hopped afreight shortly after dawn. It was a fast, through freight. Because oflack of practice I boarded it clumsily, and almost went to my deathunder its grinding, roaring wheels, there in the Laurel freight-yards. Isat, trembling with the shock to my nerves, on the bumpers.

I hopped off at Argentine, just outside of Kansas City.

I found a camp of tramps and joined with them. We drank coffeetogether....

But, somehow, the scales had fallen from my eyes. My old idealisation ofthe life of the tramp, somehow or other, was entirely gone—anidealisation that had, anyhow, been mainly literary, induced by thewritings of Jack London, Josiah Flynt and Maxim Gorky.

Now, as I listened to their filthy talk ... their continual"Jesus-Christ'-ing" over everything they said, I grew sick of them. Igot up and walked away stiffly—never again to be a tramp.

The reporter of the Star, who covered the stockyards, took me to alittle sturdy cattle merchant, who agreed to ship me to New York, incare of five carloads of calves ... for a fee of ten dollars. Ipersuaded him that I would mail him that ten on arrival at my point ofdestination ... I have never done so ... when I had it, I needed it morefor myself ... and, anyhow, I earned that ten.

My duties with the calves were not many ... merely to walk along thesides of the five cars in my keeping, and see that the calves kept ontheir legs and did not sprawl over each other ... sometimes one of themwould get crushed against the side of the car, and his leg wouldprotrude through the slats. And I would push his leg back, to keep itfrom being broken ... I made my rounds every time the freight came to ahalt.

There were other cars, filled with steers, sheep, and pigs.

Each kind of animal behaved according to its nature, during the trip.The steers soon accepted their cramped, moving life rather stolidly. Thecalves acted as if dumbfounded, in stupefied, wide-eyed innocence ...the sheep huddled as sheep do ... but the big fat porkers were the mostintelligent ... like intelligent cowards that fully know their fate,they piled in heaping, screaming, frenzied masses ... in scramblingheaps in the centre of their cars ... suffocating, stinking, strugglingcloser and closer together and leaving great, bare areas unoccupied oneither end....

"A pig has no sense in a car ... or anywhere."

"Seems to me they have ... they act as if they know what they're in for,at the other end of the line."

"By golly, that's true! I never thought of it that way before!"

So conversed the head brakeman and I.

My calves soon grew to know me. They bleated, in a friendly manner, as Iwalked by, overseeing them, when the freight stopped.

We had bumped along as far as Buffalo. There the stock were driven downan incline into yards fenced in with white-washed boards, for theirsecond rest, required by law,—before launching on the last leg of theirjourney down the middle of New York State, and along the Hudson ...consigned to Stern and Company of New York....

Some of them were to be butchered there and afford apartment-dwellerslamb stew, tenderloins, and pork chops ... others to be driven aboardcattleboats, for Europe....

At Buffalo I was ripe for a change. Also I wished to pick up threads offormer experiences and acquaintanceships ... to have a good gossip aboutthe Eos Art Community ... I called up Laston Meunier who had been at Eosand whom I had first met there ... who loved bohemian ways, and welcomedwandering artistic and literary folk at his home in Buffalo.

"Where are you now?" Laston asked, over the phone.

"I'm calling you from the stockyards," and I told him what I wasdoing....

"Come on up to my house, and forget your five carloads of calves ...they can weather through the last jump, to New York, alone ... what doesit matter?... they're going to be butchered in a few days."

Looking about this way and that, to make sure I was unseen, I took mygrip in my hand, hopped aboard a street car outside the stockyards, andabandoned my calves to their destiny.

Meunier welcomed me. He invited me to stay at his house for severalweeks. His pretty, young wife, smiling whimsically, showed me to a roomshe had already set in dainty order for me.

Meunier had gone to his office....

Nichi Swartzman, the tall Japanese genius, showed up, and Bella Meunier,Nichi, and I ate breakfast together.

Swartzman was, and is, a magnificent talker ... a torch of inspirationburned brightly in his brain, with continual conversational fire.

But he must have his drink. Several of them. Which Laston's wife pouredfor him abundantly.

After breakfast I sprawled on the floor ... I always sprawl on floorsinstead of sitting in chairs....

Swartzman and Bella Meunier and I talked and talked and talked ... ofPoe ... of Baudelaire, of Balzac....

Then Nichi launched forth on a long disquisition on Japanese and Chineseart, and Mrs. Meunier and I gladly remained silent during the wholemorning, enchanted by the vistas of beauty which Swartzman's wordsopened for us.

"Why," I thought, "must such a man lack audiences? If civilisation werein its right mind, he would hold a chair in some great university, andlecture daily to hundreds ... this man is alive. His fire wakeskindred fire ... why must we leave the business of teaching to thecorpse-minded, the dead-hearted? like so many of our professors andteachers!"

I found out afterward that Nichi Swartzman was utterly irresponsible ashe was brilliant.

Laston Meunier dug up poor old Fritz Von Hammer, the former Eospianist—whose breath was still as fetid as ever ... who still insistedon seizing you by the coat lapel and talking right into your nose—dughim up from the moving picture house, where he played.

Von Hammer wept over the piano, as he found himself free again to playas he wished....

The party was in my honour. There were present about a dozen guests,picked from Buffalo's bohemia. They sat about on the floor on cushions.

Swartzman recited Poe's Black Cat, with gestures and facial contortionsthat were terrifying. His huge, yellow, angular Japanese face grimacingnear the ceiling ... he was six foot six, if anything....

His recitation was done so well that, when he had finished, we sat, fora moment, in frightened silence, like children. Then we stormed him withapplause.

"Now play the Danse Macabre," cried Nichi, to Von Hammer....

"I can't do it without a violin accompaniment."

"Try it for me ... and I shall dance the Dance of Death for you."

Von Hammer said he would do his best ... after much persuasion and a fewmore drinks....

And Nichi Swartzman danced....

We saw, though we did not know it, the origin of modern futurist dancingthere. Nichi danced with his street clothes on ... wearing his hat, inghoulish rakishness, tipped down over his eyes ... inter-wreathing hiscane with his long, skeletal, twisting legs and arms ... his eyesgleaming cat-like through merest slits....

At three o'clock in the morning we were all drunk. Before we parted wejoined in singing shakily but enthusiastically Down in Bohemia Land.

Meunier, fulfilling his promise to me, paid my fare to New York. I soonwalked into the office of the National Magazine.

Clara Martin was there, and Allsworth Lephil, the managing editor, andhis assistant Galusha Siddon.

As I sat in the office, they gave me a sort of impromptu reception.

Ray Sanford strolled in, as fresh-complexioned as an Englishman. He was,they said, preparing a series of articles on the negro problem. And Imet a little, bustling, sharp-eyed man, with much of the feminine abouthim,—his face lifted as if on an intuitive intellectual scent....Carruthers Heflin ... he wore a close-cropped salt-and-pepper beard,like a stage-doctor. He was busy with a series of articles to beentitled, Babylons of To-day ... exposing the corruption of our modernAmerican cities.

I spoke to them of my projected trip to Europe.

"I think you're foolish to run off to Europe just at this time in yourlife. Now is the time you should establish yourself here. Besides,Jarvis Mackworth has written us that you're writing a book while Derek,the Chicago millionaire, stakes you."

"Yes, that's true. But couldn't I write it in Europe as well as here?"

"You'd find too many distractions."

"Where would you go first?" asked Clara Martin.

"Paris!"

"That would be absolutely fatal for a young man of your disposition. Youneed to sit quiet and write for a few years ... you've been over the maptoo much already."

"Baxter has just been in here ... he's writing us a sensational novelexposing society. He spoke to me about you," Lephil remarked,—"said hewished we'd put a tag on you and ship you down to his Eden colony."

There was a pause. Miss Martin thoughtfully tapped her forehead with apencil.

"I don't think it would be good for Johnnie to go down to Eden and putup with Penton," she interjected, "they're too much alike."

"Ally Merton is in New York," Galusha Siddon informed me. "He's workingon the Express. He wants you to run down and see him."

Merton had come to New York the year before, to work on the Express.Mackworth had gotten him the job. Ally was as meticulously dressed asever. His eyes swept me from head to foot, with an instinctive glance ofappraisal, as he shook hands.

"Come on up on the roof. The paper wants a photo of you ... to go with astory I'm writing about you."

I rather resented all my friends' way of talking to me, as if I were achild to be discussed, ordered about, and disposed of. But I humouredthem by playing up to their patronising spirit ... even playing horsewith them continually on the sly, and having lots of fun that theydidn't suspect.

The next morning I was in the office of the Independent, visiting withthe literary editor, good old Dr. William Hayes Ward. He was a man ofeighty years ... a scholar in English and the Greek and Latinclassics....

Once, when on a vacation he had written me that, as pastime, he hadread the whole of the Iliad and Odyssey over again. In the Greek, ofcourse.

His abused eyes floated uneasily behind a double pair of lenses ... adissenting minister ... of the old school ... he seemed to me far moreyouthful, more invigorating, than any of my other more youthful friendsin the literary and magazine world.

We talked and talked of poetry. He brought down a huge treatise onEnglish versification, translated from some German scholar'slife-research—to prove a point ... he discussed what SidneyLanier—whom he had known—might have done with metrics, had he onlylived longer....

And "no ... no ... take my advice," he said, "don't go down to Eden."There was something so vaguely deprecatory in his voice that it broughtfrom me the question—"why not? isn't Penton Baxter all right?"

"Oh, yes," in the same deprecatory tone,—"he's all right enough,alone—but, together, you'd be like two balloons without ballast. Hemight get you, or you might get him, into some sort of mess."

"Why Dr. Ward, what do you mean?"

"Penton is always protesting about something or other,—always startingfantastic schemes ... he's just finished with his Parnassus Palaceexperiment, which brought him a lot of newspaper notoriety ... which isto me distasteful, extremely distasteful ... yet Baxter," he addedhastily, "is a real force ... he can think of more original projects ina given space of time than anyone else I know."

"I look on him as a great and wonderful man!"

"Mark my word, Mr. Gregory, you'll find yourself in some sort of mix-upif you go down to Eden to live with him. You're both too mad andinflammable to be in the same neighbourhood."

Using all his powers of persuasion, Dr. William Hayes Ward tried toexplain to me how I owed it both to Mr. Derek and Mr. Mackworth tofinish my play.

"Have you no place else to go to, beside Eden?"

"I could run out to Perfection City—and camp out there."

"Now that's a good idea ... why not try that?"

"Johnnie, had your lunch yet?" it was Dr. Percival Hammond, themanaging editor, who was asking, leaning out from his cubbyhole where hesat before his desk.

"No, sir!"

"Come and share mine!"

I said good-bye to Dr. Ward and walked down the corridor to whereHammond sat. He looked more the fashionable club man than ever, thoughhe did have a slight sprinkling of dandruff on his coat collar. I wasquick to notice this, as I had been quick to notice Miss Martin's few,close-scizzored hairs on her fine, thinking face.

Lunch!

But I was not to be taken out to a meal in a restaurant, as anyone mightexpect, but Hammond sat me down on a chair by his side, and he handed mea glass of buttermilk and a few compressed oatmeal cakes.

I had stayed over night at the Phi-Mu House, at Columbia, with Ally. Ihad stayed up nearly all night, rather, arguing, in behalf of extremesocialism, with the boys ... till people, hearing our voices through theopen windows, had actually gathered in the street without.

"You're utterly mad, but we like you!" said one of the boys.

In the morning, before I clutched my suitcase in my hand and started forPerfection City, Ally showed me something that had come in the morningmail, which startled me. It was a clipping from the Laurel Globe—avilely slanderous article, headed, "Good Riddance."...

And first it lied that I had run away from my "confederates" of theScoop Club, leaving them to bear the onus of the investigation of thetown's morals ... which was, of course, not true ... I had made aspecial point of going to the sheriff and asking him if I would beneeded. If so, I would defer my trip East. And he had replied that itwould be all right for me to go....

But the second count—the personal part of the story, was more atrocious... it intimated that I had, during my sojourn at Laurel, been anundesirable that would have made Villon pale with envy ... an habitué ofthe Bottoms ... that I had been sleeping with negro women and rollingabout with their men, drunk.

I was so furious at this that I dropped my suitcase, clenched my hands,and swore that I was straightway going to freight it back and knock allhis teeth down "Senator's" Blair's throat ... the dirty sycophant! Thelousy bootlicker! the nasty, putty-bodied slug!

Once more Baxter wrote me, urging me to come to Eden. He told me hiswife would welcome me ... and jested clumsily that his secretary wouldbe just the girl to marry me and take care of me....

Jested? I did not know the man yet ... he meant it.

Though I was possessed of a curious premonitory warning that I must notaccept his invitation and was, besides, settled in a hut by the lakeshore, yet I was tempted to go to Eden....

For one thing, Perfection City was no longer the place of ideals it hadbeen ... it was now a locality where the poorer bourgeoisie sent theirwives and children, for an inexpensive summer outing....

Wavering this way and that, I sent a telegram which clinched the matter.

"Will leave for Eden to-morrow morning. John Gregory."

Not far from the little suburban station to which I had changed, lay theSingle Tax Colony of Eden. When I dropped off the train and found no oneto greet me, I was slightly piqued. Of a labourer in a nearby field Iinquired the way to Eden. He straightened his back, paused in his work.

He gave me the direction—"and there by the roadside you'll find a sortof wooden archway with a sign over it ... you step in and follow thepath, and that will take you right into the centre of the community. Butwhat do want to go to Eden for? they're all a bunch of nuts there!"

"Maybe I might be a nut, too!"

The old man laughed.

"Well, good-bye and good luck, sonny."

Soon I reached the gateway, trailing my heavy suitcase ... heavy mostlywith manuscripts....

A woodland path led me into what seemed, and was, a veritable forest;boughs interlaced above, with glimpses of blue sky between. Ininterspaces of trees wild flowers grew. Luxuriant summer was abroad.

I stepped out of the forest straightway into the community. It was in abeautiful open space like a natural meadow.

There stood the houses of the colonists—Single Taxers, Anarchists,Socialists, Communists,—folk of every shade of radical opinion ... whohere strove to escape the galling mockeries of civilisation and win backagain to pastoral simplicity.

It was a community such as William Morris or some Guild Socialist of amedieval turn of mind might have conceived. It was the Dream of JohnBall visualised.

Toy houses picturesquely set under trees that fringed the Common ...houses with different, quaint colours ... the "green" in the centrecarefully cropped as if nibbled by sheep ... well-kept paths ofparti-coloured stone, as if each pebble had been placed there byhand....

Everything here was born obviously of the Arts and Crafts movement, amovement which seeks to teach that each shall make and build for himself... if clumsily, yet uniquely ... the product to be something at leastindividual and warm from the maker's personality.

I thought of Jusserand's English Wayfaring Life in the Middle Ages. Ifthe Canterbury Pilgrims, led by jolly Harry Bailey, their host, hadburst out from the woods, on horseback, singing and jesting, I shouldnot have considered their appearance an anachronism....

A tousle-headed girl-child in rompers which she was too big for, pointedme Baxter's house, the largest in the community.

There seemed to be no one home when I dropped my suitcase on the frontporch....

I knocked vigorously. No one came. I waited a long while.

"A hell of a way to welcome me!" I meditated, my egotism hurt.

Again I knocked.

"Come in! do come in!" a gentle voice bade—it was Mrs. Baxter's.

I pushed the door open and stepped in. I set down my heavy suitcase witha thump, on the bare, hardwood floor of the large room in which I foundmyself—a room sparsely furnished, its walls lined with books. It hadone large window, under and along which was built in, a long, wide shelfmade into a sort of divan, promiscuous with cushions.

Propped up with a disordered heap of these cushions sat Mrs. HildrethBaxter, in blouse and bloomers; she was reading.

"Why, Johnnie Gregory!" she cried, swinging her graceful, slim legsdown, and rising, coming toward me, extending her hand in greeting....

"Why, Johnnie Gregory—YOU here!"

"Yes, didn't you!—--"

"I knew I was right ... Penton maintained it was to-morrow you weredue—Darrie sided with him—Darrie is a friend of mine who is visitingus, from Virginia—but Ruth, Mubby's secretary," she finished, relapsinginto her intimate petting name for her husband, (Mubby is short for "Myhubby")—"Ruth sided with me, though we had quite an argument about it."

"And you and Ruth were right!"

"Yes, I was right," she assented, leaving "Ruth" out, with naïve egoism.

"Sit down in the morris chair ... you look dusty and heated ... I'llentertain you ... I'm all alone ... Penton is dictating an article toRuth. Darrie's washing her hair. I'm the only member of the LeisureClass. I'm lazing here, reading Gorky's latest novel."

What an engaging, pretty, naïve, little woman this was! I commentedinwardly. A sweet aroma of feminine health breathed from her body,bosom, hair—a tumbly black mass—as perfume breathes from a wildflower.

Strangely enough, I felt calm and happy in her presence; at home, as Ihad never been with any woman or girl before.

Up to this moment, when alone with a woman, timidity had touched me toice, while inwardly I had trembled with suppressed passion and fright.

Set in the midst of a group of women, I shone. As at the university,when I used to visit whole sorority chapters at once, and, with fromfive to ten girls seated about me in the parlour, talk brilliantly andeasily and poetically with all of them. Left alone with any one, mymouth dried like sand, my tongue clove to my palate, I shook all over aswith a palsy.

With Hildreth Baxter I was straightway, marvellously, at my ease. Wetalked of Keats—she seemed to know all of his verse by heart....

Shelley—she quoted his less-known fragments....

"O WORLD! O LIFE! O TIME!—"

"Surely that does not express your feelings—and you still a young andbeautiful woman?"

"No, but I am profoundly moved by the sad beauty of it; and by the factthat perhaps Poe got his refrain of 'nevermore' for his Raven as areminiscence from it."

She laughed engagingly with feminine inconsequence and stooped down torecover a slight, silver bracelet that had slipped off over one of hersmall hands. I caught a brief glimpse of the white division of herbreasts as she stooped over. The vision stabbed my heart with keenenjoyment that pained....

Already we were caught up in a current of mysterious fellow-feeling thatwas soon to bear us onward to the full ocean of frank love and passion.Though at this time neither she nor I perceived it.

Penton came in ... the little, handsome, red-faced man, with hisNapoleonic head too large for his small, stocky body ... his large,luminous eyes like those of the Italian fisher boy in the painting ...his mouth a little too large ... his chin a trifle too heavy-jowled. Hishands were feminine ... but his feet were encased in heavy shoes thatmade them seem the feet of a six-foot day labourer....

Ruth, his secretary, coming close behind him,—was tall, not ungracefulin an easy, almost mannish way ... slab-figured ... built more like aboy than a young woman dangerously near the old maid. She too worebloomers. Her face was tanned. It was too broad and placid for eitherprettiness or beauty, but a mischievous tilt to the nose and large calmhazel eyes kept her this side of mere plainness....

Penton glanced from me to his wife, from his wife to me, in one look ofinstinctive inquiry, before he addressed me....

"Well, Johnnie, here you are ... East at last ... and about to become areal literary man."

"He's been here a full hour ... we didn't want to interrupt you—" hiswife explained.

"Your work is too important for the world"—I began sincerely andreverently.

Baxter beamed. His being expanded under my worship.

He caught both my hands, friendlily, in his.

"Welcome to Eden," then, introducing, "this is my secretary, Miss RuthHazlitt; she's been quite keen to meet you ... we've talked of you a lot... she knows your poetry and thinks you're a genius, and will some daybe recognised as a great poet."

Ruth Hazlitt nodded, shy, took my hand in introduction.

"Darrie, oh, Dar-rie!" called Baxter ... "a Southern society girl, buta mighty good radical already," he explained to me, sotto voce, as weheard sounds of her approach.

Mary Darfield Malcolm came in, in a flimsy dressing gown of yellow, withblue ribbons in it, her hair wet and still done up in a towel. Superblyshe trusted to her big eyes of limpid brown, and to the marble-likepallour of her complexion, the twin laughing dimples in her cheeks ...she added her welcome to the others ... easily, with a Southern way ofspeech that caught each recalcitrant word by the tail and caressed itsback as it came out....

That afternoon, at Baxter's suggestion, he and I launched forth on awalk together....

"There is some beautiful country for walking about here."

"Darrie, will you and Ruth have the veal steak cooked by six o'clock?"

I noticed that he did not include his wife. Also, I looked at him inamazement ... a look the significance of which he instantly caught ...Steak? Meat?

"I've done a lot of experimenting in dietetics," he explained, "and Ihave finally been brought to face the fact, after years ofvegetarianism, that there's nothing like a good steak for abrain-worker. It's easily digested and affords ready nourishment ...vegetables, yes ... but it takes up so much vital energy to digest them... the meat-eating races are the dominant races of the world ... but,"he flashed quickly, "I always try to be logical and consistent. If I eatmeat, I must be willing to kill the animal I eat. I must not stand offin dainty horror over the butcher's trade, while I live by it."

"Surely you don't mean that you do your own butchering?"

"No ... not that ... but I've proven to myself that I can kill ... wehad a dog, a mongrel, that attached itself to us ... tore up everythingin my study ... tore the sheets and pillow slips on the beds ... I tookit out into the woods," he ended gravely, "and killed ... shot it ... ofcourse I had to summon up all my resolution ... but I did it."

While admitting the almost childlike exactness of my friend's logic, Icould not help smiling to myself at his grotesque sincerity....

We walked far ... through green fields ... over flashing brooks ...through lovely woodland vistas ... we paused on the top of a hill, withvistas all about us ... just as we had done on Azure Mound in Kansas....

"I asked you to take this walk with me in order to tell yousomething.... Johnnie, you're my friend, and that is why I don't wantyou to stay at my house with us. I want you to put up at the CommunityInn, at my expense ... eat your meals with us, of course."

I was surprised. He did not want me in the house because I was hisfriend!... in silence I waited his further explanation....

"Yes," he continued, "I want to spare you trouble ... Hildreth and I,you see," he proceeded with painful frankness, "are quite near thebreaking point ... I don't think we'll be together very many monthslonger ... and ... and ... I don't want you to become involved ... forI'm simply desperate."

"But, Penton, how could I become involved?"

"Johnnie, you don't know women, or you wouldn't ask ... especially womenof my wife's type ... hysterical, parasitic, passionate, desperate.... Itell you what, you stay at the inn!"

A pause;—I was startled by what he said next:

"Besides, it's time you had a mate, a real mate ... and I," he proceededwith incredible gravity, "I have been urging Ruth, my secretary, totake you ... you and she would be quite happy together ... she cansupport herself, for instance ... that would place no economic burden onyou."

"Really, Penton!" I demurred.

I was learning how utterly bookish, how sheerly a literary man PentonBaxter was ... and how absurd, at the same time. How life never drewnear him, how he ever saw it through the film of his latest theory, andtried to order his own, as well as everybody else's life, to jibe withit....

"Penton, it is a matter of indifference to me where I put up. It was youwho invited me to come to Eden ... but I won't mind staying at CommunityInn, as I can only be with you for a couple of weeks, anyhow ... I'm dueto take a cattleboat for Paris, for Europe, as soon as I have Judasfinished."

Supper ... veal steaks served on a plain board table outside the bighouse, under a tree. We waited on ourselves. We discussed Strindberg,his novels and plays ... his curious researches in science ...Nietzsche....

Afterward, having eaten off wooden plates, we flung the plates in thefireplace, burning them ... Ruth washed the knives, forks, spoons....

"It's such a saving of effort to use wooden plates and paper napkins ...so much less mere household drudgery ... so much more time for livingsaved."

I had taken my suitcase and was about to repair to the much-discussedinn. But Penton asked me to wait, while he had a conference with thethree women of the household.

Soon he came out, smiling placidly and blandly.

"Johnnie, I'm sorry about this afternoon ... I've been rather hasty,rather inhospitable ... you are not to go to the inn, but stay with us.The girls have persuaded me ... the tent, down beside the little house,is yours all summer, if you like."

I found the tent in a clump of trees ... it had a hard board floor, awash-stand, table, chair, and cot.

Along with the rest of the household, I retired early ... but not tosleep.

I lit my big kerosene lamp and sat propped up with the pillows,reading, till late, the poetry of Norah May French, the beautiful,red-headed girl who had, like myself, also lived in Eos, where RoderickSpalton's Artworks were....

She had been, Penton informed me, when he handed me her book, one of thefamous Bohemians of the San Francisco and Carmel art and literarycrowd....

After a brief career of adventurous poverty, she had committed suicideover a love affair.

Her poetry was full of beauty and spontaneity ... a grey mist dancingfull of rainbows, like those you see at the foot of Niagara....

I must have read myself to sleep, for the lamp was still lit when I wokeup early with the dawn ... it was the singing of the birds that woke meon my second day at Eden....

Working on farms, in factories, on ships at sea, being up at all hoursto catch freights out of town had instilled in me the habit of earlyrising; I would have risen at dawn anyhow without the birds to wake me.

Turning over for my pencil, which I ever keep, together with a writingpad, at my bedside, to catch the fleeting poetic inspiration, I inditeda sonnet to Baxter (all copies of which I have unfortunately lost or Iwould give it here) in which I sang his praises as a great man of thesame rank as Rousseau and Shelley.

In spite of the fact that I was fully aware of all his absurdities andpeccadilloes, the true greatness of the man remained, and still remains,undimmed in my mind.

High day. I walked along the path, past the little house where Baxtersequestered himself when he wished to be alone to think or write; it wasclose to my tent, around a corner of trees. I tiptoed religiously by it,went on up to the big house where the three women slept, as if drawn totheir abode by a sort of heliotropism.

The whole house stood in quiet, the embodiment of slumber.

A lank, flat-chested woman came up the path from the opposite direction... dressed drab in one long, undistinguished gown like a Hicksite orQuaker, without the hood ... her head was bare ... her fine, brown hairplaited flat.

"Good morning!"

"Good morning," she replied, a query in her voice.

"I am John Gregory, the poet," I explained. "I arrived yesterday on avisit to the Baxters."

She said she had heard of me ... she opened the door and went into thehouse. I followed.

She was the wife of Anarchist Jones, of whom I had already heard thehousehold speak—as a difficult, recalcitrant member of the colony.

The Joneses were very poor. They had two children and lived in a mereshack on the outskirts of the community. Jones was a shoemaker. His wifecame twice a week to clean up and set things to rights in the Baxtermenage—his two houses. I took care of the tent myself, while I wasthere....

By this time Darrie, Ruth, and Mrs. Baxter were up. I sat in thelibrary, in the morris chair, deeply immersed in the life of Nietzsche,by his sister. Nevertheless I was not so preoccupied as not to catchfugitive glimpses of kimonos disappearing around door-corners ... womenat their mysterious morning ritual of preparing themselves against theday.

Comfortable of mind, at ease in heart and body, I sat there, danglingone leg over the arm of the chair. I was much at home in the midst ofthis easy, disjointed family group.

We were, the four of us—Darrie, Hildreth, Ruth, and I—seated togetherat our outdoor table, scooping out soft-boiled eggs.

Hildreth Baxter had boiled my two eggs medium for me ... to thehumorous, affected consternation of Darrie and Ruth, which they, ofcourse, deliberately made visible to me, with the implication—

"You'd best look out, when Penton's lazy little wife waits on you ...she is the one who generally demands to be waited on, and if—"

And now, for the moment, all of us were combined against the master ofthe house ... furtively and jocularly combined, like naughtychildren....

Hildreth smuggled forth her coffee percolator, which she kept hiddenfrom her husband's search ... and we soon, by the aid of an alcoholstove, had a cup of fragrant coffee a-piece ... which Darrie made....

"Penton swears coffee is worse than whiskey, the rankest of poisons. Wehave to hide the percolator from him."

"He lies a-bed late, when he wakes. He lies there thinking out what hewill later on dictate to Ruth.... we can finish before—"

But just then Penton himself came hurrying up the path from the littlecottage.

When he saw what we were doing he gave us such a look of solemn disgustthat we nearly smothered with laughter, which we tried to suppress.

"When you take that percolator off the table—" he stood aloof, "I'llsit down with you."

Then we laughed outright, not in disrespect of him, but as childrenlaugh at a humorous incident at school.

"Oh, yes, it might seem funny ... so does a drunken man who gives up hisreason to a drug seem funny.... but it's no more a joke than that ...coffee is a vile poison ... I have a sense of humour," he continued,turning to me, "just as keen as the next one ... but I know, byscientific research, just how much damage that stuff does."

I read my sonnet to Penton, in a grave, respectful voice.

Peace was patched. We then sat together, under the chequered shade ofthe big tree which towered over our table ... Baxter waxed as eloquentas an angel ... the wonderful, absurd, little man.

Daniel came romping out for breakfast.

Penton reached for the morning's mail. He climbed into the hammock andread, with all the joy of a boy, the huge bunch of press clippings abouthimself, his activities, his work ... a daily procedure of his, I was tolearn. He chuckled, joked, was immensely pleased ... handed me variousitems to read, or read choice bits aloud to all of us.

After all, though I pretended to criticise, to myself ... yet, in myheart, I liked his frank rejoicing in his fame, his notoriety, and onlyenvied him his ability to do so.

I returned to my tent to work, as I had planned to do each morning, onmy play Judas. The dialogue would not come to me ... I laid it asideand instead was inspired to set down instantly the blank verse poem tothe play:—

I did not have to be very long at Eden to learn that the community wasdivided into two parties: the more conservative, rooted element whomsuccess was making more and more conservative,—and the genuinelyradical crowd. The anarchist, Jones, led the latter group, a very smallone.

As far as I could see, this anarchist-shoemaker held the right. On mythird day in Eden my interest in the community life about me led me toinquire my way to the place where Jones lived ... a shack builtpractically in its entirety of old dry goods boxes ... a two-room affairwith a sort of enlarged dog-kennel adjunct that stood out nearer theroad—Jones's workshop.

The man looked like the philosopher he was—the anarchist-philosopher,as the newspapers were to dub him ... as he sat there before his last,hammering away at the shoe he was heeling, not stopping the motions ofhis hands, while he put that pair aside, to sew at another pair, whilehe discoursed at large with me over men and affairs.

"What is all this trouble I'm hearing about?" I asked him.

"Trouble?—same old thing: Alfred Grahame, when he founded, started,this colony, was a true idealist. But success has turned his head,worsened him, since,—as it has done with many a good man before. Now hegoes about the country lecturing, on Shakespeare, God, the Devil, oranything else that he knows nothing about....

"But it isn't that that I object to ... it is that he's allowing theoriginal object of this colony, and of the Single Tax Idea, to becomegradually perverted here. We're becoming nothing but a summer resort forthe aesthetic quasi-respectables ... these folk are squeezing us poor,honest radicals out, by making the leases prohibitive in price andcondition."

He stopped speaking, while he picked up another pair of shoes, examinedthem, chose one, and began sewing a patch on it....

He rose, with his leathern apron on, and saw me out....

"—glad you came to see old Jones ... you'll see and hear a lot more ofme, the next week or so!" and he smiled genially, prophetically.

He looked like Socrates as he stood there ... jovially homely,round-faced ... head as bald as ivory ... red, bushy eyebrows that wereso heavy he shrugged them....

"I'm just beginning the fight (would you actually believe it) for freespeech here ... it takes a radical community, you know, to teach theconservatives how to suppress freedom....

"You must come around to the big barn Friday night, after the circus."

"—the circus?"

"Oh, we have a circus of our own every summer about this time ... werepresent the animals ourselves ... some of us don't need to make upmuch, neither, if we only knew it," he roared.

"After the imitation circus, the real circus will begin. I havecompelled the announcement of a general meeting to discuss mygrievances, and that of others, who are not game enough to speak forthemselves."

I found nobody but Hildreth—Mrs. Baxter—at home, when I returned. Shewas lying back in the hammock where Penton lounged to read his newsclippings ... near the outdoor table ... dressed easily in her bloomersand white middy blouse with the blue bow tie ... her great, brown eyes,with big jet lashes, drooping langourously over her healthy, roundedcheeks ... her head of rich, dark hair touseled attractively. She wasreading a book. I caught the white gleam of one of her pretty legs wherethe elastic on one side of her bloomers had slipped up.

Alone with her, a touch of my old almost paralytic shyness returned ...but the pathway to my tent lay so near her hammock I would almost brushagainst its side in passing....

She looked up. She gazed at me indefinitely, as if coming back from afar dream to reality.

"Oh, Johnnie Gregory! You?" fingering her hair with flexible fingerslike a violinist trying his instrument.

"Yes!" I stopped abruptly and flushed.

"Did Jones like you?"

"I think he did."

"Jones is an eccentric ... but nine-tenths of the time he is right inhis contentions ... his moral indignations ... it is his spirit of nocompromise that defeats him."

With that she reached out one hand to me, with that pretty droop of theleft corner of her mouth, that already had begun to fascinate me....

"Help me up ... a hammock's a nice place to be in, but an awkward thingto get out of."

I took her hand and helped her rise to a sitting posture.

"Ruth's in the little house typing ... Penton and Darrie are a-fieldtaking a walk."

I paused where I was. Mrs. Baxter stood directly in the pathway that ledto my tent. And the second act of Judas had begun to burn in my brain,during my vigorous walk back from Jones's shack....

"In the yard of an inn at Capernaum. On the left stands the entrance tothe inn. In the extreme background lies the beach, and, beyond, the Seaof Galilee. A fisherboat is seen, drawn up on shore. Three fishermendiscovered mending nets, at rise of curtain."

The stage was set for the second act. I must get the play finished inthe rough. I owed this much to Mr. Derek, who was faithfully backingme—if not to my own career ... and already I had succeeded ininteresting Mitchell Kennerley, the new young publisher, in my effort.After the book was disposed of ... then Europe ... then London ... thenParis, and all the large life of the brilliant world of intellect andliterature that awaited me.

But, at the present, one small, dainty, dark woman unconsciously stoodin my pathway. I looked into Hildreth Baxter's face with caution,strangely disquieted, but proud to be outwardly self-possessed.

"Let's us take a walk," she suggested.

"No, I must go to my tent and write!"

"Oh, come now ... don't you be like Mubby!... that's the way hetalks."

"All right," I assented, amazed at her directness, "I'll put my work byfor the day—though the entire dialogue of the three Galilean fishermenabout the miracle of the great draught of fishes is at this very momentburning in my brain."

She laid her hand lightly, but with an electric contact, on the bend ofmy arm, and off we started, into the inviting fields.

Not far out, we came across a group of romping children. They wereshouting and chasing one another about, as happy dogs do when overjoyedwith excessive energy.

The example the children set was contagious.... Hildreth and I weresoon romping too—when out of the former's sight. We took hands and ranhard down a hill, and half-way up another one opposite, through our ownnatural impetus.

We changed our mood, strolling slowly and thoughtfully till we came to asmall rustic bridge, so pretty it seemed almost like stagecraft, thatspanned, at one leap, one of the countryside's innumerable, flashingbrooks. We stood looking over into the foaming, speeding water.

"There's one thing sure about Eden ... in spite of the squabbles anddisagreements of the elders, the place is a children's paradise."

"That's only because they have all nature for their backyard—no thanksto their elders," Hildreth answered, looking up into my face with aquick smile, "the grown-ups find misery wherever, they go."

"Does that mean that you are unhappy?"

"I suppose I should say 'no.'"

"I don't understand what you mean."

"Neither do I, then."

Again that sweet, tantalizing, enigmatic droop of her mouth's corner.

We strolled further ... into the fields again ... with linked comradelyhands. It seemed that she and I had been born brother and sister in someimpossible pastoral idyll.

A change in our spirit again. A fresh desire to romp.

"Let's play just as if we were children, too."

"Tag! You're it!" and I touched her arm and ran. She ran after me inthat curious loping fashion peculiar to women. I turned and wound like ahare. She stopped, breathless. "That's no fair!" she cried, "you'rerunning too fast."

"Well, then, I'll almost stand still, then see if you can catch me!"

She made at me, shouting, her face flushed with the exercise. I duckedand swerved and doubled.

"You're quite quick and strong," she exclaimed, admiringly, as I caughther by the shoulders.

I stooped over, hunching my back.

"Come on, play leap-frog," I invited. She hesitated, gave a run at me,put both hands on my back, but caught her left leg on my neck. Wecollapsed in a laughing heap, she on top of me.

Slowly we disentangled ourselves. I reached a hand and helped her up.

"I'm no good at that, either ... let's stop playing ... I'm tired."

We caught sight of a little man crossing a field, trotting like a dogout hunting on his own. He looked back twice as he went.

"—wonder if he saw us?"

"—perhaps—but what matter if he did?"

"Then I hope he's not a fellow Edenite. You have no idea what anundercurrent of gossip runs in this place."

We sank down together on a small knoll under the low-spreading branchesof a live oak. We watched the man who we thought had observed our anticsbobbing off down the road, as if running for exercise.

We sat quite apart, at first. Then our hands met in instinctive fondness... met in the spirit in which we had been romping together.

"You're like a small boy, Johnnie."

"And you haven't acted so very much like a grown woman, have you,Hildreth?" It was the first time I had called her by her first name.

"Can you, or anyone else, tell me just how grown women do act? I myselfdon't know, yet I'm a woman."

I drew closer to her as if drawn by some attractive power. A stray wispof her hair lit across my cheek stingingly. Then the wind blew aperfumed strand of it across my lips and over my nostrils.

It made me rub my lips, it tickled so. Hildreth noticed it.

"Wait," she bade playfully, "I'll bet I can make you rub your lipsagain."

"No, you can't."

"Hold still!" she leaned toward me; I could look down into her bosom.She just touched my lips with her forefinger.

"Now!" she exclaimed triumphantly.

"—think you've tickled me, do you?"

"—just wait!"

I forgot myself. My lips tickled and I rubbed them with the length of afinger ... Hildreth laughed....

"Hildreth!"

I leaned toward my friend's wife, calling her again by her first name.

I lay in a half-reclining posture, my head almost against her hip. Iwas looking up into her face. She glanced down at me with a quick startat the tone of my voice. She looked gravely for a moment into my face. Iobserved an enigmatic something deep in her eyes ... which sank slowlyback as the image of a face does, in water,—as the face itself iswithdrawn. She moved apart a little, with a motion of slow deliberation.

"Hildreth!" I heard myself calling again, with a deep voice, a voicethat sounded alien in my own ears....

"Come, boy!" and she pulled back her hand from my grasp, and catchingmine in hers a moment, patted the back of it lightly—"come, don't let'sbe foolish ... we've had such a happy afternoon together, don't let'sspoil it ... now let's start home."

As soon as I was on my feet and away from her, she became playful again.She reached up her hand for me.

"Help me up!"

I brought her to her feet with a strong, quick pull, and against mybreast. But I did not dare do what I desired—take her in my arms andtry to kiss her. She paused a second, then thrust me back.

"Look, the sun's almost gone down ... and Mubby and Darrie will be homea long time by this time ... and Mubby will be getting fidgety."

The sun's last huge shoulder of red was hulking like a spy behind adistant, bare knoll ... separate blades of grass stood up in microscopicyet giant distinctness, against its crimson background.

Our walk home was a silent, passively happy one that went withoutincident....

Penton and Darrie were indeed home before us.

"Where have you two been all this time," Penton asked, a slight touch ofquerulousness in his voice.

"Oh, Johnnie and I have been out for a walk, too!" replied Hildreth inan even voice.

At lunch, the next day,—a day when Penton was called in to Philadelphiaon business—while Darrie, Ruth, Hildreth and I sat talking togetherpeacefully about our outdoor board, Hildreth suddenly threw a third of aglass of milk on Darrie's shirt-waist front.

We were astounded.

"Why, Hildreth, what does this mean?" I asked.

"I won't stop to explain," she said, "but from now on I won't stay inthe same house with her ... I'm going to move this afternoon, down toPenton's house" (meaning the little cottage but a few steps from mytent).... Ruth rose to intercede ... "Don't Ruth, don't! I want to belet alone." And Hildreth hurried away.

"What in the world could be the matter with Hildreth?" I asked of Ruth.Darrie had also departed, to the big house, to rub her blouse quickly,so that no stain would remain.

"Hildreth's capricious," answered Ruth, "but the plain explanation isdownright jealousy."

"Jealousy?"

"Yes ... even though Hildreth no longer loves Penton, she's jealous ofhim ... the fact is, Hildreth doesn't know what she wants."

"But Darrie—Darrie is her friend?"

"Of course ... and remains her friend. Darrie doesn't want Penton. Sheonly pities him."

I quoted the line about pity being akin to love ... "they do a lot ofstrolling together."

"Yes. But there's nothing between them ... not even a kiss ... of thatI'm certain. Darrie is as cool as a cucumber ... and Penton is as shywith women as—you are!"

I smiled to myself. If Ruth had seen us that preceding afternoon!

"Of course the fault could not all be on Hildreth's side."

"No, they're both a couple of ninnies ... but there's this to be saidfor Penton, he's trying to get something done for the betterment ofhumanity ... while Hildreth's only a parasite."

"And Darrie—how about her? What does she do but loaf around in a moreconventional manner, talking about her social prestige, the dress of oneof her ancestresses in the Boston Museum, her aristocratic affiliations... how many and how faithful those negro servants of hers are, downSouth ... between the two, Hildreth has the livest brain, and puts onless."

"Take care! You'll be falling in love with Penton Baxter's wife yet!"

Our talk was halted by Darrie's re-appearance. Hildreth came furtivelyback, too, from the little cottage, like a guilty child. She apologizedto Darrie, and her apology was accepted, and, in a few minutes we weretalking ahead as gaily as before....

We rehearsed Hildreth in her part as Titania ... for that was the partshe was to play in The Mid-Summer Night's Dream, that the Actors'Guild of the colony was to put on in their outdoor theatre, a week fromthat afternoon ... Hildreth insisted on dressing for the part ... in hergreen, skin tights ... letting her black hair flow free ... wearing evenher diadem, as fairy queen. She had a good, musical voice ... a way ofspeaking with startled shyness that was engaging.

But Hildreth stuck to her original intention of moving to the cottage.She had Mrs. Jones move her things for her.

As I sat in the library of the big house reading Tolstoy's AnnaKarenina, I overheard Darrie telling Ruth in the bathroom that Hildrethwould not have insisted on donning her tights, if she had not been proudof her symmetrical legs, and had not wanted to show them off to me.

Between the three women, nevertheless, Hildreth was easily my choicealready ... Darrie was lovely, but talked like a débutante from morningtill night....

Ruth had too much of the quietist in her, the non-resistent. She had avast fund of scholarship, knew English poetry from the ground up ... buther bringing that knowledge to me as an attraction was like presenting apeaco*ck's feather to a bird of paradise....

However, when Penton came home that night, he found us all in huge goodhumour. I had just received a check from Derek, and had insisted onspending most of it for a spread for all of us, including a whoppingbeefsteak.

And we ate and joked and enjoyed ourselves just like the bourgeoisie.

If Penton only had had a sense of humour ... but this I never detectedin him.

Even at singing classes, which I attended one evening with him ... hiswhole entourage, in fact....

With solemn face he sang high, and always off key, till the three womenhad to stuff their handkerchiefs in their mouths to keep from laughingat him before his face....

After class, we strolled home by a devious path, through the moonlight.This time Ruth walked ahead with little Dan, Hildreth with her husband,Penton,—Darrie with me....

"Drag back a little, Johnnie ... Penton and Hildreth are having aprivate heart-to-heart talk, I can tell by their voices."

We hung back till they disappeared around a bend. We were alone. Darriebegan to laugh and laugh and laugh.... "Oh, it's so funny, I shall dielaughing"....

"Why—why, what's the matter!"

For I saw tears streaming down the girl's face in the moonlight.

"It's so awful," replied Darrie, now crying quietly, "—so tragic ...yet I had to laugh ... I'm so sorry for Penton ... for both of them....

"Penton is such a jackass, Johnnie," she gulped, "and God knows, as Ido, he's such an honest, good man ... helping poor people all over thecountry ... really fighting the fight of the down-trodden and theoppressed."

I put my arm around the girl's waist, and she wept on my shoulder.

Finally she straightened up her head, stopping her crying withdifficulty.

"We're all so funny, aren't we?"

"Yes, we're a funny bunch, Darrie ... all so mixed up,—the worldwouldn't believe it, would they, if we told them?"

"And you could never make them understand, even if you did tell them.You know, my dear, old Southern daddy—he thinks Penton is a limb of theold Nick himself ... with his theories about life, and the freedom ofrelations between the sexes, and all that ... even yet he may leave meout of his will for coming up here, though he has all the confidence inthe world in me."

And Mary Darfield Malcolm—whom we always called "Darrie"—went quicklyto her room when we got back, so the others wouldn't notice that she hadbeen crying....

Quite often, in the afternoons, toward dusk, around a dying fire, thewhole community had "sings" out in the woods, near the one large streamthat abutted the colony, and gathered into itself, all the littlebrooks....

The old songs were sung; rich, beautiful, old Scotch and English andIrish ballads—which were learnt, by all who wanted to know them, at thesinging school ... and the old-fashioned American songs, too.

And the music softened our hearts and fused us into one harmony offeeling. And all the bickerings of the community's various "isms" meltedaway ... after all, there was not so very much disharmony among us. And,after all, the marvel is that human beings get along together at all.

The afternoon before the "circus" the little settlement more than evertook on the appearance of a medieval village ... almost everybody tookturns in participating in the "circus" ... almost everybody togged outin costume. But first we had a parade of the "guilds" ... the Actors'Guild, in which Hildreth bore a part; in her pretty tights she lookedlike a handsome boy page in some early Italian prince's court.

Don Grahame was the son of the leader of the community whom Jones hadpromised to rake over the coals that night, after the circus.

Don led the Carpenters' Guild, looking like nothing else than a handsomeboy Christ. Don, secretly disliking in his heart the free-love doctrineshis father and others taught (though he always rose loyally in hisfather's defence) had gone to the other extreme, he lived an ascetic,virgin life. But it didn't seem to hurt him. He was as handsome asHildreth was beautiful.

Everybody liked the young fellow. He had sworn that he would maintainhis manner of abstinent living till he fell in love with a girl wholoved him in return. Then they would live together....

That, he maintained, was the true and only meaning of free love. He hadno use for varietism nor promiscuity.

The Guilds paraded twice around the Village Green, led by the Guild ofMusic Masters, who played excellently well.

The Children's Guild was a romping, lovely sight.

The circus was held shortly afterward in the huge communal barn, in thecentre of its great floor,—the spectators seated about on the sides....

There was the trick mule, made up of two men under an ox-hide, the mulefell apart and precipitated Don Grahame in between its two halves ...each half then ran away in opposite directions.

Don rode so well that that was the only way they (I mean the mule) couldunseat him. He won much affectionate applause.

Then there was the fearful, great boa-constrictor ... which turned outto be a double-jointed, lithe, acrobatic, boy-like girl whom we knew asJessie ... Jessie, they whispered, was marked for death by consumption,if she didn't look out and stop smoking so many cigarettes ... she wasslender and pretty—but spoke with an adenoidal thickness of speech.

The colony was as merry as if no storm impended.

We adjourned for supper.

After supper, under the evening star we marched back to the barn again,which also served as our town hall. On the way there our talk wassubdued and expectant. Many people were disgruntled with Jones.

"Why must he do this?"

"Why can't old Jones let well enough alone?... no community's perfect,not even our community."

Daniel had been put to bed, angrily objecting.

The five of us joined the flow of people toward the barn. Penton carrieda lantern.

"Jones is all right," said Penton to me, "I like his spirit. I'm goingto stand by him, if he finds himself seriously pressed, just because theman's spirit is a good one ... nothing mean about him ... but I knowhe'll place me among the snobs and wealthy of the community."

When all were gathered, as still as at the opening of a prayer meeting,Grahame came in, and, with his son and other friends, took seatsopposite Jones. Grahame, who had been master of ceremonies and ringmaster for the afternoon circus, had not changed his dress ofknee-britches and ruffed shirt.

The debate was prolonged and fiery....

Jones launched into a gallant attack on Grahame, and was replied toevasively. Don Grahame wanted to punch Jones's head for what he calledslurs cast at his father's good name....

Penton made a famous speech reconciling, almost, the irreconcilableparties.

And so we adjourned.

Penton and I accompanied Jones home. All the way the latter was arguingagainst Baxter's plea, that he be more lenient with Grahame....

"You look out, Penton," Jones warned with genial firmness ... "Grahamehas been trying to persuade people in this community not to bring shoesto me to be mended ... a dirty attempt to starve me out ... Oh, no!... Ihaven't the slightest trace of persecution mania....

"And you'd better look out, Penton, and not play tennis this Sunday, forI'm going to strike back at the tennis-playing snobs here, of whomyou're one."

"Jones, what do you mean by that? Surely not a bomb to smear us all overthe courts!" Penton joked.

"A bomb, yes ... it will be a bomb of sorts ... but I warn you youshan't play games on Sunday any more. I'll see to that ... not that I'veunexpectedly grown religious, but that I mean to strike back as pettilyas the way in which I'm being persecuted."

"I suppose he means the Blue Laws," Penton commented seriously, "butsurely he can get no one to enforce them."

But Jones found a facetious officer of the law or so, down inPhiladelphia, who were as glad of a chance to molest a radical colony asof an opportunity to put over a good joke....

Baxter, Grahame, Bedell, and others of the prominent members of thecommunity were haled in to court ... and, to the surprise of everyone,sentenced to forty-eight hours hard labour on the rock-pile, in theworkhouse....

And Jones sang triumphant snatches of song and hammered away merrily atshoes in his little shack along the road, while unused hands gatheredwater blisters making big stones into little ones, with other andheavier hammers.

The newspapers made a great to-do about the matter. The affair was justserio-comic enough to attract nation-wide attention. And the story was agood one—the story of the anarchist-shoemaker who invoked the use ofarchaic, reactionary laws, in his battle against his less radicalantagonists, the Single Taxers and Socialists.

Story after story was also written about our curious little colony.

Penton Baxter shared honours with the shoemaker. Reporters swarmed overhis front porch and into his house to interview him, on the triumphantreturn of the party when they had served their forty-eight hours.

Penton gave out interview after interview. And, to his credit let it besaid, though he revelled in the notice accorded him, he also effectedtwo serious results from what had begun as almost a practical joke ...he started a fight on the absurd Blue Laws by focusing publicity on them... and he exposed the bad prison conditions his unknown fellowprisoners lived under, who had not gone to the workhouse in a jocularmood because of resurrected Blue Laws.

Jones was willing to let the matter rest, as well as were his otheropponents ... but Baxter kept the fight going as long as he could. Hewas accused of loving notoriety. His attitude toward it was mixed. Hedid love notoriety ... he enjoyed every clipping about himself withinfinite gusto. But he also used publicity as a lever to get things donewith, that would otherwise never have been noticed. The others werewilling to consider what had happened to them, as a private affair.Penton gracelessly used that, and every private adventure forpropaganda—turned it sincerely in the way he thought it might benefitpeople....

He gave the papers a very bad poem—The Prison Night. I remember butone line of it—

"Come, get into the group; I want the papers to tell the public aboutyou, too," he urged me, prophetically, as I stood on the outskirts,while three camera men were focusing on him, as he stood, expectant,blandly smiling, and vain-glorious.

"Boys, I want my friend, the poet, Mr. John Gregory, in the picture,too."

"Oh, all right!" they assented indifferently, which injured my egotism.But I was too adroit to show it. I still demurred with mock modesty.Penton would have been franker.

Finally, at his urgency, they snapped us, our arms about each other'sshoulders.

In the light of subsequent events, they were glad of that picture.

Our tennis-playing, Blue-Law martyrs, as I have said, were held overnight in the workhouse ... or maybe two nights, I do not exactlyremember which ... and when they came back they were full of theprivations of jail-life, and the degradation of the spirit and mindsuffered by prisoners there. To me, their attitude seemed rathertender-foot and callow. It was something that would have been acceptedoff-handedly by me. I had been in jail often, not for a cause, as Ipunned wretchedly, but be-cause. I did not accord hero-worship toPenton when he returned, as the women of the household did.

For a week it quite reconciled Hildreth with him....

But on the first night of his absence Hildreth and I took a strolltogether in the moonlight.

Long the three women and myself had sat in the library, while I readaloud from a MSS. volume of my poetry, which I intended submitting tothe Macmillans soon. For Ruth knew Mr. Brett and promised to give me anintroduction to him. And I was to make a special trip to the city on themoney I had saved from my weekly remittances ... for Penton would notpermit me to spend a cent for my keep while I visited him. And I hadalready been with him three weeks....

I read them many love poems—those I had written for Vanna....

"Why," commented Hildreth, "these verses sound like what a very callowyouth would write, who never had experience with women ... I mean bythat, intimate knowledge of them."

I flushed and sat silent.

"Some day, when you've lived more," remarked Ruth, "you'll writelove-poetry more simple, more direct."

I read.

"There again you have an instance, of what I mean ... you are onlyrhetoricising about love; not partaking of its feelings."

"But I wrote all these poems about a real girl," and I told them thestory of my distant passion for Vanna.

"No matter—you're a grown-up man who, as far as knowledge of women isconcerned, has the heart of a baby," observed Hildreth.

—"in these days of sex-sophistication a fine thing!" cried Ruth.

"Yes, when out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come quotations fromHavelock Ellis and Ellen Key!" cried Darrie.

"Good! Darrie, good!" Hildreth applauded....

"—time to go to bed ... here it's almost one o'clock."

"—had no idea it was so late. I have a lot of typing to do to-morrow.Good night, folks!" and Ruth was off to her room upstairs.

"Good-night, Hildreth,—suppose you're going to sleep down in the littlehouse!" It was Darrie who spoke.

"Yes," answered Hildreth, in a simple tone, "I will feel quite safethere ... Johnnie's tent is only a few yards away."

Hildreth and Darrie kissed each other on the mouth tenderly.

"Good night, Johnnie—" and impulsively Darrie stepped up to me, took meby the two shoulders, and kissed me also a kind sisterly kiss.... Iresponded, abashed and awkward.

A ripple of pleasant laughter at me from both women.

"Johnnie's a dear, innocent boy!" Darrie.

"He makes me feel like a mother to him!" said Hildreth.

Though each of these remarks was made without the slightest colour ofirony, I did not like them ... I lowered my head, humiliated under them.

Ever since I had been among them the three women had treated me in theway they act with small boys, preserving scarcely any reserve in mypresence. Penton himself had lost all his first disquiet.

Outside—

"I'll take you as far as the cottage ... it's right on the way, youknow."

"All right, but where are you going?"

"Into the kitchen to get a lantern."

"The moon is almost as bright as day. We won't need it."

We stepped out into the warm, scented night. In a mad flood of silverthe moon reigned high in the sky, dark and bright with the contours andshades of its continents and craters, as if nearer the earth than it hadever been before....

"This night reminds me of those lines in Marlowe's Doctor Faustus,the ones that follow after 'Is this the face that launched a thousandships, and burnt the topless towers of Ilion?' which are, to me, atrifle over-rhetorical ... the ensuing lines are more lovely:

"'Fair as the evening air—

"'Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars,' or is it 'ten thousandstars'?"

Hildreth turned her face up to me. Her arm went through mine. She drewmy arm close against her body and held it tight in silent response for aquiet interval....

"You are a poet ... a real poet ... and," she dropped her voice,"and, what is more, a real man, too!" there was a world of compassion inher voice....

"—You remember Blake's evening star—that 'washed the dusk withsilver?'"

"Jesus, how beautiful!" I cried.

We were standing in front of her cottage, that darkled in the trees.

Suddenly, roused by our voices, like some sweet, low, miraculous thing,a little bird sang a few bars of song, sweet and low, in the bushessomewhere, and stopped....

"Hildreth, don't let's go to bed yet." I caught her arm in my hands,"it's too beautiful ... to go to bed."

I was trembling all over....

"Yes, boy?"

"Let's—let's take a walk."

We went through the little sleeping community. She clung to my armlightly....

"You're the first woman I haven't been frightened of, rather, have feltat home with."

"You, who have been a tramp, a worker all over the country ... in bigcities ... do you mean to tell me that?—"

"Yes ... yes ... before God, it is true! You don't think I'm a fool, doyou—a ninny?"

"No, on the contrary, I think you are a good man ... that it ismiraculous ... I—I feel so old beside you ... how old are you,Johnnie?"

"Twenty-six."

"Why, I'm only two years older ... yet I feel like your mother."

In the groves adjoining the colony, for a mile on either side, whereverthere was a big tree, a circular seat had been built about it. It was onone of these that we sat down, without a word.

I laid my head against Hildreth's shoulder. Soothingly she beganstroking my hair. With cool fingers she stroked it.

"What fine hair you have. It's as soft and silky as a girl's."

"I took after my mother in that."

"What a mixture you are ... manly and strong ... an athlete, yetsensitive, so sensitive that sometimes it hurts to look at your facewhen you talk ... you've suffered a lot, Johnnie."

"In curious ways, yes."

"Tell me about yourself. I won't even whisper it in the dark, when I'malone."

"I know I can trust you, Hildreth."

"What are you doing, boy?"

"I want to sit at your feet."

"You dear boy."

"I feel quite humble ... I don't want you to see my face when I talk."

She drew my head against her knees. Threw one arm as if protectinglyover my shoulder.

"There. Are you comfortable, boy?"

"Yes. Are you?"

"Quite ... don't be ashamed ... I know much about life that you do notknow ... tell me all."

So I told her all about myself ... my ambition ... my struggles ... mymorbidity ... my lack of experience with girls and women....

"And I must have experience soon ... it's obsessing me ... it can't lastthis way much longer ... I shall go mad."

And I rehearsed to her a desperate resolve I had made ... to find awoman of the streets, in New York, when I went in, the ensuing week ...and force myself, no matter how I loathed it—

I buried my head in her lap and sobbed hysterically.

Then I apologised—"forgive me if I have been too frank!"

"I am a radical woman ... Penton and I both believe in the theory offree love, though we happen to be married ... what you have told me isall sweet and natural to me ... only—you must not do what you sayyou'll do—in New York!—"

"I must, or—" and I paused, to go on in a lower, embarrassed voice ..."Do—do you know what else I thought of—dreamed of—?

"In Paris—I understand—men live with women as a matter of course—

"You see—" I was hot with shame to the very ears, "you see—there, youknow,—I thought if I went there I would find some pretty little Frenchgirl that I would take to live with me ... in some romantic attic in theMontmartre district ... and we would be happy together ... and I wouldbe grateful, so grateful, to her!"

"Why you're the Saint Francis of the Radicals," Hildreth exclaimed.

"Please don't make fun of me ... I suppose you think me very foolish."

"Foolish?... No, I think you have a very beautiful soul. I wish everyman had a soul like that."

She took my head in her hands and kissed me on the brow.

"Hildreth, only tell me what I am to do?"

"I do not know ... theoretically I believe in freedom in sex ... I wishto God I could help you."

"Why can't you?"

"Hush, you do not know what you're asking!"

"By the living Christ, I only know that I would crawl after you, andkiss your holiest feet before all the world, if you helped me."

"Now I understand what Lecky meant when he spoke of the sacrificialoffice of a certain type of women ... I only wish ... but come, we mustgo."

I was on my feet beside her, as she rose.

"Yes, we had better go home," I spoke quietly, though my heart pumped asif I had taken strychnine.

I put my arms about her, to steady her going, for she stumbled.

"Why, Hildreth, dearest woman, you're trembling all over, what's thematter?... have I—I frightened you with my wild talk?"

"Never mind ... no, take your arm away ... Let me walk alone a minuteand I'll be all right ... I'll be all right in a minute ... it's justturned a trifle chilly, that's all."

"Hush!" going down the path by the big house, Hildreth stopped,hesitated. "I'm—I'm not going to the little cottage to-night."

"Then I'll say good-night!"

"No, come on in and we'll sneak out to the kitchen and find something toeat ... aren't you hungry?"

"A little bit. But I'm afraid we might wake Ruth and Darrie up."

We tip-toed in. Hildreth searching for the matches, knocked thewash-basin to the floor. We stood hushed like mice.

"Who's down there?" asked Darrie's voice, with a dash of hysteria in it... of hysteria and fright.

"Damn it, there's Darrie waked up."

"Such a clatter would wake anyone up!"

"Who's there, I say!"

"It's only me, Darrie ... I got hungry in the night and came up to thehouse to snatch a bite to eat."

"Oh ... I'm coming down to join you, then."

We saw Darrie standing at the top of the stairs, her eyes luminous andwide with emotion.

She stood, rosy-bodied, in her night-dress, which was transparent in thelight of the lamp she carried....

"Johnnie's here, too!" warned Hildreth.

"Oh!" cried Darrie, and turned back, to re-appear in her kimono.

"I'm sorry we waked you up. But I knocked that infernal basin down offthe sink."

"You didn't wake me. I was awake already. I haven't slept a wink."

"Neither have we!" I responded.

"What?" Darrie asked me in so startled, impulsive a manner that Hildrethand I laughed ... and she laughed a little, too ... and then grew graveagain....

"It was such a beautiful night, Johnnie and I took a walk in themoonlight."

Darrie looked from one to the other of us with a wide, staring look.

"You needn't look that way, Darrie!"

"Please, please, Hildreth!"

"You and Penton have taken walks in the moonlight."

"Hildreth, dear, I'm not rebuking you ... and you know my walks withPenton are all right, are harmless."

"Yes, I know they are ... but you mustn't rebuke me, either."

"I wasn't rebuking either you or Johnnie ... it isn't that I'm thinkingof at all ... but everything has been so uncanny here to-night ... Icould not sleep ... every little rustle of curtains, every creak ormotion in the whole house vibrated through me ... something's going tohappen to someone."

"You're only upset because Penton's in jail," I explained.

"No, that's not it ... that's nothing compared to this feeling ... thispremonition—"

"Come on, let's make some coffee ... in the percolator."

"You girls sit down and I'll make it. I've been a cook several times inmy career."

Someone was knocking about in the dark, upstairs. We heard a matchstruck....

"There, we've waked Ruth, too."

"What's the matter down there?" Ruth was calling.

"Come on down and join us, Ruth,—we're having a cup of coffee a-piece."

"It's only two o'clock ... what's everybody doing up so early? HasPenton come back?"

"No ... but do come down and join us," I replied.

"I tell you, I thought it was burglars at first, and I was going to thedrawer in Penton's room and get out his six-shooter."

"Does Penton keep a gun?" I asked.

"Yes ... it's the one he bought to shoot the mongrel dog with."

We ate some cold roast beef sandwiches and drank our coffee.

Hildreth stayed in the big house, not going down the path with me.

I went silently to my tent. It was blowing a little now. The moon wassurging along behind little, grey, running clouds. It would rain beforedaylight. A haunted shiver swept through my back as I stole along thepath. I repeated poetry rapidly aloud to crowd out uncanny imaginings. Ihad a silly, sick impulse to run back to the big house and sleep on thecouch in the library.

But I forced myself on. "If you're ever going to be a man, you'd betterbegin now," I muttered to myself, as if talking to another person.

In my tent ... I lit the lamp. I removed all hanging objects becausetheir lurching shadows sent shivers of apprehension through me....

"That damned coffee—wish I hadn't drunk it."

The wind and rain came up like a phantom army. It sang in the trees, itdrummed musically on my tent. It comforted me.

The floodgates of my mind, my inspiration, broke loose. I rose to mysuper-self. And now if a horrible thing had stood grey at my elbow,unmoved, I would have looked it unflinchingly in the sightlessvisage....

My pencil raced over paper ... raced and raced.

"Here it comes ... just like your good rain, so kind to earth.... Oh,beautiful God, I thank Thee for making me a poet," I prayed, tearsstreaming down my face.

The second act of Judas stood complete, as if it had written itself.

I rose. It seemed hardly an hour had passed.

It took me a few minutes to work the numbness out of my legs. How theyached! I stepped out of the tent-door like a drunken man ... fell on myface in some bushes and bled from several scratches. The blare of whatwas full daylight hurt my eyes. I had been writing on, entranced, byunneeded lamp, when unheeded day burned about me.

Stepping inside again, I saw by my Ingersoll that it was twelve o'clock.I fell into a deep sleep, still dressed ... I was so exhausted. UsuallyI slept absolutely naked.

These were the things that happened while Penton was in jail because heplayed tennis on Sunday.

Now I was part and parcel of the household, no longer a stranger-friendon a visit. Though Penton's jail-experience did not thrill me, thecontinued thronging of reporters did, as did Baxter's raging desire todo good for the poor ordinary prisoners in jail. He had got at severalof them who had received a raw deal in the courts, and was moving heavenand earth to bring redress to them. He gave interviews, dictatedarticles ... the State officials were furious. "What's the matter withthe fellow? What's he bother about the other fellows for, he ought to beglad he's not in their shoes!"...

In agitations for the public good, in humanitarian projects, Baxter wasindeed a great man ... I loomed like a pigmy beside him.

Darrie and I in dialogue:

She met me on the path, as I was proceeding toward the big house. Shecarried Carpenter's Love's Coming of Age in her hand. She was dresseddaintily. Her brown eyes smiled at me, and a rich dimple broke in hercheek.

But Darrie was taller than Hildreth, and I like small women best;perhaps because I am myself so big.

"Don't go up to the house, Johnnie."

"I want a book from the library."

"Hildreth and Penton are there. Hildreth is having a soul-state."

"A what?" I laughed.

"Oh, she thinks something is the matter with her soul, and, for thethree hundredth time since I've known them, Penton and she arediscussing their lives together."

"I don't see anything to jest about in that."

"I'm tiring of it ... if Hildreth has a tooth-ache, or anything that therest of us women accept as a matter of course, she runs to Mubby, as shecalls him ... and, as if it were some abstruse, philosophical problem,they talk on, hour after hour ... like German metaphysics, there's noend to it. They've been at it since ten and they'll go on till four, ifthey follow precedents ... Penton takes Hildreth too seriously."

"You talk as if you, you were jealous of Hildreth and in love withPenton."

"It's neither the one nor the other. I love them both, and I want to seethem happy together."

"You see, Darrie, neither you nor I are married, and neither of us knowsanything about sex, except in the theory of the books we've read—howcan we judge the troubles of a man and woman who are married?"

"There's a lot in what you say."

"I believe it would be better if we both cleared out and left them tofight this out alone."

"Perhaps it would."

"Darrie, Oh, Darrie!—want to come for a walk with Hildreth and me?"

So the three set off together, leaving me and Ruth alone.

Ruth and I had just settled down to a discussion of the writing ofnarrative poetry, how it was done, and the reason why it was no longercustomary with the poets to write longer stories out of real life, likeChaucer's Canterbury Tales,—when we heard a rustling as of some wildthing in the bushes beside the house, and here came Hildreth breakingthrough, her eyes blazing, her hair down, her light walking skirt thatshe had slipped on over her bloomers torn by catching on thorns.

She staggered into the open, swept us with a blazing glance as if we haddone something to her, and hurried on down the path toward the littlehouse where Penton had written in quiet till she had strangely routedhim out and taken its occupancy for herself.

"Hildreth!" I leaped to my feet, starting after her, "Hildreth what'sthe matter?"

I had put all thought of narrative poetry out of my head.

"Don't follow her," advised Ruth, in a low, controlled voice, "it's bestto let her alone when she acts like that ... she'll have it out, andcome back, smiling, in an hour or so."

I plunged on. Ruth ran after me, catching me by the shoulder frombehind.

"Listen to me. Take my advice and keep out of this—Johnnie!" she calledmy name with a tender drop in her voice.

If it had not been for her tell-tale pronouncement of my name I mighthave listened to her ... but that made me angry, and it ran through mymind how she and Penton had fatuously arranged my marrying her....

I ran after Hildreth. She slammed the door when I was so close upon herthat the wind of its shutting went against my face like a blow.

I found myself on my knees by the door.

"Let me in," I said through the key-hole, for the door was locked; shehad thrown the bolt on the inside.

"Go away, Johnnie, I want to be alone."

"Hildreth, dearest woman, do let me in. It hurts my heart to see you sosuffer so."

"I don't want to see anybody. I want to die."

"I'll come in the window."

I was at the window madly. I caught it. It was locked. But I pulled itup like a maniac. The lock, rusty, flew off with a zing! The windowcrashed up. I tumbled in at one leap.

My whole life was saying, "this is your woman, your first and onlywoman—go where she is and take her to yourself!"

That avalanche of me bursting in without denial, struck little HildrethBaxter dumb with interest. She had been kneeling by her bed, sobbing.Now she rose and was sitting on it.

"Well?" and she smiled wanly, looking at me with fear and a twinkle ofamusem*nt, and intrigued interest, all at one and the same time, on herface—

"I couldn't stand seeing you suffer, Hildreth. I had to come in. And youwouldn't unlock the door ... what has gone wrong?"

"It's Darrie!—"

"But you all three started on your hike like such a happy family, and—"

"For God's sake don't think I'm jealous of Darrie ... I'm only wildabout the way she encourages Mubby to talk over his troubles withher—and tell her about him and me, asking her advice ... as if shecould give any advice worth while—

"They began to talk and talk about me just as if I were a laboratoryspecimen....

"Damn this laboratory marriage! damn this laboratory love!

"Penton experiments, and Penton experiments ... on his cat, his dog,himself, me—you, if you'd let him ... everybody! let him marry Humanityif he loves it so much."

"But what did you do?"

"I caught myself running away from them, and sobbing."

"And what did they do?"

"'Hildreth, for God's sake!' Mubby called, 'what's the matter now?' inthat bland, exasperating tone of his,—that injured, self-righteous,I'm-sacrificing-myself-for-mankind tone—"

I had to laugh at her exact mimicry....

I stroked her hair....

"I'm glad you came to Eden, John Gregory. You might be a poet, but youhave some human sense in you, too....

"Oh, you don't know what I've been through," then, femininely, "poor,poor Mubby, he's been through a lot, too."

Her tears began to flow again. I sat beside her on the bed. I put my armabout her and drew her to me. I kissed her tear-wet mouth. The taste ofher ripe sweet mouth with the salt of her tears wet on her lips was verygood to me....

In a minute unexpectedly she began returning my kisses ... hungrily ...her eyes closed ... breathing deeply like one in a trance....

"Go up to the house now, Johnnie, my love ... go, so Mubby won't besuspicious of us ... I want to stay here ... leave the blinds drawn asthey are....

"You have been so gentle, so sweet."

"Hildreth ... listen to me ... this has been the greatest day in mylife, will always be! If I died now, I would go to death, singing....

"You're the most wonderful woman in the world....

"I want you to be mine forever....

"I know what it all means now....

"It's like Niagara, sweetheart ... one hears so much of it ... expectsso much ... that it seems disappointing, the first actuality....

"Then afterward, it's more than any dream ever dreamed of what it wouldbe!

"I want to work for you....

"I want to let you walk all over me with your little feet....

"I want you to kill me, sweetheart....

"I want to die for you....

"Hildreth, I love you!

"I'll tell Penton ... I'll tell everybody—'I love Hildreth! I loveHildreth!'"

"Johnnie, my own sweet darling, my own dear, pure-hearted, mad, youngpoet....

"Don't talk that way....

"Come to me again...."

"Penton must not know. Not yet. You must let me tell him.

"It is my place to tell him, sweetest of men, my darling boy...."

"Go to your tent.

"He'd see it in your eyes now."

"No, I won't go to my tent. I'll go right up to the house."

"If he says anything to me I'll kill him.

"I'm a man now.

"I'll fight him or anybody you want me to."

These were the words we said, or left unsaid. I am even yet too confusedto remember the exact details of that memorable time.

For I was re-born then, into another life.

Is there anyone who can remember his birth?

I returned to my tent in a blissful daze.

I had not the least feeling of having betrayed a friend.

The only problem that now confronted us was divorce! I would ask Pentonto divorce Hildreth, and then Hildreth and I would marry.

But why even that? Was not this the greatest opportunity in the worldfor Hildreth and me to put to practical test our theories ... proclaimourselves for Free Love,—as Mary Wollstonecraft and the philosopherGodwin had done, a century or so before us?

The following day Ruth and I ate breakfast together, alone. I hadbehaved with unusual sedateness, had showed an aplomb I had never beforeevidenced. Full manhood, belated, had at last come to me.

With more than usual satisfaction I drank my coffee, holding the cupwith my hands around it like a child ... warming my fingers, which arenearly always cold in the morning....

Then, while Ruth sat opposite me, eyeing me curiously, I began to sing,half-aloud, to myself.

A silence fell. We exchanged very few words.

And it was our custom, when together, Ruth and I, to hold longdiscussions concerning the methods and technique of the English poets,especially the earlier ones.

This morning Baxter's secretary rose and left part of her breakfastuneaten, hurrying into the house as if to avoid something which she hadseen and dreaded.

I ate a long time, dreaming.

Darrie came out, followed immediately by Daniel. Daniel was in anobstreperous mood ... he cried out that I must be his "telegraph pole,"that he would be a lineman, and climb me. I felt an affection for himthat I had not known before. I played with him, letting him climb up myleg.

He finished, a-straddle my shoulders. I reached up and sat him stillhigher, on my head. And he waved his arms and shouted, as if makingsignals to someone far off.

Darrie laughed.

"Which would you rather have, a son or a daughter?" she asked me.

"I don't know," I replied, letting Daniel slide down, "but I think I'drather have a daughter ... the next generation will see a great age offreedom for women ... feminism....

"Then it would be a grand thing, too, to have a beautiful daughter to goabout with ... and I would be old and silver-haired andbenignant-looking ... and people would say, as they saw the two of us:

"'There goes the poet, John Gregory, and his daughter ... isn't she abeautiful girl!'

"And she would be a great actress."

Penton came forth from the big house ... he poised tentatively like aqueer bird on the verge of a long flight ... then he wavered rapidlydown the steps.

"—slept late!... has the mail come yet?... where's Ruth?"

"Isn't she in the house?" I queried.

"I saw her stepping out at the back door a minute ago" ... said Darrie.

"We had breakfast together ... I...."

"I hope she doesn't stay away long ... I have an article on Blue Laws asa Reactionary Weapon, that I want to dictate for a magazine ...—one ofher moods, I suppose!"

I looked the little, large-browed man over almost impersonally. I sawhim as from far away. He came out very clear to me.

I found a profound pity for him waking in my heart, together with asort of contempt.

"And where's Hildreth?"

"Not up yet I presume," replied Darrie.

I excused myself and hurried back to my tent ... where, instead ofsettling down to work on the third act of my play, I lay prone on mycot, day-dreaming of the future. How beautiful it would be, now that Ihad at last found my life-mate!

I thanked God that nothing trivial was in my heart to mar thestupendousness of my love, my first real passion for a woman!

"Johnnie!"

I leaped alert. It was Hildreth, at my tent door....

"Get up, you lazy boy ... surely you haven't been sleeping all thistime?"

"No, darling."

"I ate my breakfast all alone," she remarked, in an aggrieved tone,"where's Darrie and Mubby and Ruth?"

"God knows! I don't—and I don't care!"

"You needn't be peevish!"

"Peevish?—as long as you are with me I don't care if all the rest ofhumanity are dead."

I stepped out beside her. We stood locked in a long embrace.

She drew back, with belated thoughtfulness....

"We ought to be more careful ... so near the house."

"I'm so glad you're in the little house near my tent, Hildreth."

"But we can't be together there much ... it's too near the big house."

"What shall we do, then?"

"There's the fields and the woods ... miles of them ... the wholeoutside world for us."

"I don't see why we shouldn't go strolling together ... the rest areall abroad somewhere, too ... but we must be careful, Johnnie, verycareful."

"Careful—why?"

"Because of Mubby."

"But he doesn't love you any more?"

"I'm not so sure about that ... I'm not so sure about anything."

I never saw the world so beautiful as on that day. I was translated tothe veritable garden of Eden. The community had been named rightly. Iwas Adam and Hildreth was my Eve.

And so it went on for two blissful weeks....

If the Voice of God had met us, going abroad beneath the trees, I wouldnot have been surprised.

Hildreth took her volume of Blake with her on our rambles ... and werevelled in his "Songs of Experience" as well as "Songs of Innocence";and we were moved deeply by the huge, cloudy grandeur of his propheticbooks....

Why could it not go on forever thus? eternal summer, everlasting love inits first rosy flush?...

Hildreth was very wise and very patient with one who was as yet a mereacolyte in love's ways and uses ... she taught me many things, and Iadored her for it—as little by little, day by day, she brought me tothe full stature of my manhood....

Of course the two other women of the household immediately sensed whatwas happening. But Penton remained pathetically blind....

What an incredible man! A mole would have gotten a glimmer of thegradually developing change.

With bravado I acted my part of the triangular drama ... but Hildrethcarried off her part with an easiness, a femininely delicate boldness,that compelled my utmost admiration ... she even threw suspicious Ruthand Darrie off the scent—at times.

The night of the performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream I shallnever forget ... Hildreth as Titania in her green tights ... I sat inthe back (she would not allow me in the front because it might flusterher, she pleaded) and enjoyed a sense of blissful ownership in her, asshe glided about, through the Shakespearean scenes ...—such a sense ofownership that it ran through my veins with a full feeling, possessed myentire body....

Who was this little, alien man, Penton Baxter, who also dared claim herpossession!...

Nonchalantly and with an emotion of inner triumph I let him walkhomeward with Hildreth, while I paced along with Ruth and Darrie.

Let him congratulate her now on her triumph ... that she had had, asTitania, there under the wide heaven of stars, in our outdoor theatre... in the midst of the Chinese lanterns that swayed in the slightbreaths of summer air....

Later on, when she was warm in my arms, I would congratulate her...—tell her she was greater than Bernhardt ... than Duse herself!...tell her every incredible thing that lovers hold as mere, commonplacetruths.

Jones had acquitted himself wonderfully as Bottom ... roaring like anysuckling dove ... putting real philosophic comedy in his part ... to theapplause of even the elder Grahame, who, to do him credit, was not sucha bad sport, after all.

"Johnnie, we are having a sing to-night ... there'll be a full moon up.I have informed the committee that you will read a few of your poems bythe camp-fire."

"—the first time I ever heard of it," I replied, concealing my pride inthe invitation, under show of being disgruntled....

That was Penton's way, arranging things first, telling you afterward.

"But you will do it? I have said you would!"

"Yes, Penton, if you wish me to!"

Hildreth was always insistent on my strength ... my greyhound length oflimb, my huge chest ... she stood up and pounded on my chest once....

"Oh, why do I pick out a poor poet, and not a millionaire, for a lover!"

There grew up between us a myth ... we were living in cave-days ... shewas my cave-woman ... I was her cave-man....

As I came to her in my bath-robe (for now, bolder with seeming immunity,we threw caution aside, and met often in the little house)—

As I came to her in my bath-robe, unshaven, once ... she called me herPaphnutius ... and she was my Thaïs ... and she told me Anatole France'sstory of Thaïs.

But the cave-legend of our love ... in a previous incarnation ... waswhat spelled her most ... she doted on strength ... cruel, sheer, brutestrength....

That I could carry her, lift her high up with ease, toss her about,rejoiced her to the utmost....

I caught her up in my arms, pleasing this humour, tossing her like aball ... till my muscles were as sore as if I had fought through the twohalves of a foot-ball game....

Out of all this play between us there grew a series of Cave Poems.

One of them I set aside to read at the sing, beside the camp-fire.

They had chorused Up With the Bonnet for Bonny Dundee and You Takethe Highway....

There ran a ripple of talk while they waited for me.

In the red glow of the camp-fire I towered over the stocky littlehusband as he introduced me. Hildreth was sitting there ... I must makea good impression before my mate. All I saw was she—too patently, Ifear.

I went through poem after poem, entranced with the melody of my verse... mostly delicate, evanescent stuff ... like this one ...

"THE EMPEROR TO HIS LOVE

Hildreth's applause was sweet. My heart almost burst with happinesswithin me, as those tiny hands, that had run through my hair and been sowonderful with me ... hands that I had kissed and fondled insecret—joined in unison with Penton's and Darrie's and Ruth'shand-claps.

"And now I will finish with the Song of Kaa, the Cave-Man," Iannounced ... it seemed that the poem was not, after all, in the bunchof MSS. I had brought along with me....

At last I found it—and read:

"THE SONG OF KAA

I copy this from memory alone ... Hildreth has all my cave-poems. I gavethem to her, holding no transcripts of them—

The upshot—

In my love-drunkenness, I looked directly at Hildreth as I read thelast lines ... she lowered her head and picked at her sandal....

The applause was tumultuous....

Penton Baxter rose to his feet, as chairman of the occasion....

"I'm sure we all thank Mr. Gregory—"

Events trod rapidly on one another's heels. Though Penton had gone onfrequent walks with Darrie, after his day's work,—chiefly becauseHildreth had not wanted to go on walks with him herself, or had notwanted to accompany them both—yet she and I seized on the precedentPenton and Darrie had set, and we were abroad most of the time ...roaming idyllically in the fields, the woods ... passionate ... mad withthe new love that had come to us ... unseeing, in our absorption in eachother's arms ... praying with devout lover's prayers that we were asunseen as unseeing....

We were abroad in the fields so much that even Penton himself mustnotice it....

So we developed the flimsiest of all flimsy pretexts ... pretended to beengrossed, together, in of all things, the study of—toadstools andmushrooms ... taking with us Neltje Blanchan's book on Mushrooms andToadstools, with its beautiful coloured illustrations ... and we didlearn a lot about these queer vegetations that grow without the need ofchlorophyll ... entering into a world of new colours in the vegetablekingdom ... exquisite pinks and mauves and greys ... blues ... purples... reds ... russets ... in the darkest spots of the woods we sought andfound strange species of these marvellous growths ... that grow morereadily in the dark and obscurity, the twilights of nature, than in theopen sunlight of green summer days....

Down vistas of forest we often pursued each other ... often got lost sothat it took hours for re-orientation ... once, for awhile, to our greatfright, we could not re-discover our clothes, that we had lightly tossedaside on the bank of a brook lost and remote,—that had never beforelaved a human body in its singing recesses of forest foliage ... for Ihad been playing satyr to her nymph, pursuing her....

And each day saw us a little more reckless, more bold and open in ourlove, our passion, for each other.

"How handsome love is making you, my Paphnutius!"

I was wearing my bath-robe, had stopped at her cottage a moment, in themorning, where she sat, in an easy chair, reading peacefully ... I wason my way for my morning dip in a nearby brook....

My bath-robe, that made me, somehow, feel so aristocratic, so like amember of the leisure class ... I forgot to tell how I had brought itall the way from Kansas, together with my MSS.

As I swam about in the brook, not over four feet deep, I sang andshouted. I had never been so happy in my life....

I dried myself in the sun, using its morning heat for a towel....

As I sat there on a rock, I heard a crackling of twigs, and Pentonthrust his way through the intervening branches to my bare rock and mybare self ... I hastily, I do not know why, put on my bathrobe....

"Hello, Penton."

"Good morning, Johnnie. I felt you'd be down here for your morning bath... I came to have a serious talk with you."

"Yes?"

"I want you to take calmly what I am about to say!"

Penton was much impressed with my stories of tramp days and tales ofadventure on land and sea, which you may be sure my sense of thedramatic had encouraged me to lay on thick—and he, plainly, did notdesire any heat in the discussion which was to follow....

"Recently it has come to my attention that there has been a lot ofgossip about you and Hildreth ... your conduct together." He drew hislips together tightly, settled himself for a long siege....

"Why, Penton," I began, protestingly and hypocritically,—I had plannedfar other and franker conduct in such an emergency—but here I was,deprecating the truth—

"Why, Penton, God knows—"

"Never mind ... if it is true, I am very sorry for you—for Hildreth'ssake, for yours, for mine ... but I want to warn you, if it is not true,to look out ... you, as a friend, owe me some obligations ... I havetaken you in here, accepted you as one almost of my family, and—"

"But, Penton, this is unfair," I lied, "unfair even to suspect me—"

"If it had been anybody but you, Johnnie, I would have been suspiciousweeks ago ... Oh, I know, Hildreth ... she is giving all themanifestations ... how her face shines, how beautiful she has grown, asshe does, with a new heart interest!... and her taking my little cottage... ousting me from it....

"If it was anyone else," and he fetched a deep sigh, with tears standingin his eyes, leaving the sentence incomplete.

At that moment I was impelled almost to cast myself at his feet, toconfess, and beg forgiveness....

"I want to warn you," he went on, "of Hildreth ... once before this hashappened ... she is a varietist by nature, as I am essentially amonogamist."

"—and the free love idea, it was you who taught her this, brought herinto contact with Havelock Ellis, Ellen Key, Rosa Von Mayerreder?"

"I deny that. I believe in human freedom ... divorce ... remarriage ...but not in extreme sex-radicalism ... Hildreth has misinterpreted me ...the people you mention are great idealists, but in many ways they go toofar ... true—I brought Hildreth into contact with these books; but onlythat she might use her own judgment, not accept them wholly and blindly,as she has done...."

I looked at the man. He was sincere. An incredible, naïve, almostidiotic purity shone in his face....

Again I was impelled to confess. Again I held my tongue. Again I lied.

"Penton, what you have just said about you and Hildreth and your livestogether, I shall consider as sacred between us."

He gave me his hand.

"Promise me one thing, that you will not take Hildreth as yoursweetheart ... be true to our friendship first, Johnnie."

"Penton, I am only flesh and blood; I will promise, if anything happens,to tell you, ultimately, the truth."

He looked at me with close scrutiny again, at this ambiguous speech.

"Johnnie, have you told me the absolute truth?"

"Yes!" evading his eyes.

"—because there is a wild strain in Hildreth that only needs a littlerousing—" He paused.

"Johnnie," as we walked away, "don't you think you had better pack upand leave? The next time I am going to sue for a divorce."

We walked home arm in arm. I simulated so well that it was Baxter whobegged pardon for even suspecting me.

But I felt like a dog. I, for my part, determined to bid farewell toHildreth that very evening, before she retired for the night, in hercottage—take train to New York, and so to Paris, without firstfinishing my Judas, as I had intended.

We would bury forever in the secret places of our hearts what hadalready happened between us ... this was my first impulse....

My next was—that we should up and run away together, and defy PentonBaxter and the world.

Hildreth could see by the strangeness in my behaviour, as I came intothe cottage, to kiss her good-night ... and stay a little while—a newcustom of ours, as we grew bolder—could see that I had something on mymind.

I related to her all that had taken place between me and Penton thatmorning....

"The cad," she cried, "the nasty cad, to talk to you so about me ... Iwould have told you myself because you are my lover ... but he had noright to tell you ... as far as he has proof positive, you are merely amutual friend....

"But that's the way with him. He has mixed his own life up so that it isall public, to him.

"Yes," she cried impetuously and passionately ... "it's true ... I havenot been faithful to him before...."

"—and you returned to him? wasn't that weak?"

I took her hands in mine, with mind and soul made up at last....

"This time you can go through with it. Here's a man who will stand byyou forever. I can earn a living for both of us, and—"

"Don't let's discuss the horrid old subject any more to-night ... I'mtired of discussing ... as you love me, read some poetry to me ... or Ishall scream!"

"Have you ever read the sonnets of George Santayana?... I know most ofthem by heart ... let me quote you his best ...

"I wish I had written that!" I said, in a hushed, awed voice, after amoment's silence....

"Now kiss me good-night and go to your tent ... I feel restless,troubled in spirit, to-night," she said, continuing:

"Perhaps I have been too harsh with Penton....

"He is steering on a chartless sea with no compass....

"No wonder he, and all radicals and pioneers in human thought, blunderridiculously....

"The conservative world has its charts, its course well mapped out....

"I suppose I am not strong enough, big enough, for him."

"Hush! now it is you who're just talking!" I replied.

"You're jealous!"

"By God, yes. I am jealous, though I suppose I ought to be ashamed ofit."

She sat in bed, propped up with pillows. She had been readingShakespeare's sonnets aloud to me. The big green-shaded reading lampcast a dim light that pervaded the room.

She reached out both arms to me, the wide sleeves falling back fromthem, and showing their feminine whiteness....

I sat down beside her, caught her to me, kissed her till she wasbreathless....

"There ... there ... please! Please!"

"What! you're not tiring of my kisses?"

"No, dearest boy, but I have a curious feeling, I tell you ... maybewe're being watched...."

"Nonsense ... he believes I told him the truth."

And I caught her in my arms again, half-reclining on the bed.

"Sh!" she flung me off with a sudden impulse of frightened strength, "Ihear someone."

"It's only the wind."

"Quick!... my God!"—

I snatched up a volume of Keats. It fell open at "St. Agnes Eve." Ihurled myself into a chair ... gathering my breath I began aloud, asnaturally as I could—

At that very instant, Penton burst in at the door.

He paused a dramatic moment, his back to it, facing us.

I stopped reading, in pretended astonishment.

"Well, Penton?" acted Hildreth languidly....

The look of defeat and bewilderment on the husband's face would havebeen comic if it had not been pitiable.

I rose, laying the book down carefully.

"I think I'll go now, Hildreth ... you wish to see Penton alone." I putall the calm casual deference in my voice possible. I started to walkeasily to the door.

"No! stop! I wish you to stay here, John Gregory ... since you've gotyourself into this—"

"I'd like to know what you mean by 'got yourself into this'?"

"Oh, Gregory, let's not talk nonsense any longer."

"You don't believe what I assured you this morning?"

"Johnnie, it's not human ... I can't make myself, and I've tried andtried, God knows!"

"I'd like to know, for my part, just what you mean, Penton Baxter,spying on me this way—bursting in on poor Johnnie Gregory and me like amaniac, while we were only reading poetry together."

"—reading poetry together!" he echoed bitterly, almost collapsing, ashe went into a chair.

Again I tried to make my exit.

"Johnnie, I want you to stay. I want to have all this out right here andnow," snapped Baxter decisively.

"Very well ... if you put it that way."

"—a nice way to treat your guest," Hildreth interposed, "the way you'vebeen raving about him, too. 'Johnnie Gregory' this, and 'JohnnieGregory' that!—and the minute he arrives, first you try to make him putup at the community inn; and now you accuse him of—of—"

Hildreth began to weep softly....

And then began a performance at which I stood aside, mentally, inadmiration ... the way that little woman handled her husband!

She wept, she laughed, she upbraided, she cajoled ... at one momentswore she wanted nothing better than to die, at the other, vowed eternalfidelity till old age overtook them both....

"I must go," I cried, quite ashamed of myself in my heart. Baxter'scredulity had expanded again, in the sun of Hildreth's forgiveness ofhim for his unjust suspicions!...

For the first time in my life I perceived how a desperate woman cantwist a man any way she wants.

"No, you must not go! it is I who am going—to show that I trust you."

"Good God!" I protested—this was too much! "no, no ... good-night, bothof you ... good-night, Penton! good-night, Hildreth!"

Penton Baxter stepped in my way, took hold of one of my hands in both ofhis....

"Please, Johnnie, please, dear friend ... I wish you to stay while Imyself go. Finish reading the poem to Hildreth ... I think I have beentoo harsh in my judgment of both of you ... only please do be morediscreet, if only for appearance's sake, in the future....

"Sit down where you were. I wish to show that I trust you both....

"Good-night, Hildreth!" and he kissed his wife in fond contrition.

"Good-night, Johnnie ... forgive me!"

And he wavered out at the door, his face set in pain.

As soon as he had gone I rose swiftly.

"And now I must go."

"If you men aren't the funniest things!" she caught me by the hand,detaining me ... "not yet ... wait a minute. Read more of that poem youbegan, if only for a blind."

I picked up the book, started reading again ... strangely a rush oftears flooded my eyes and blurred the type....

I began to sob, heart-sick. I did love the absurd little man. My heartached, broken over my lies....

"Oh! Oh!" I sobbed, "Hildreth, my woman, my sweetheart—he trusted me,Hildreth ... he trusted me!"

I knelt by the bed, thrusting my head into the lap of my First Woman.

She kissed me on top of the head.

"You're both two big, silly babies, that's all you are."

It was dawn when I returned to my tent, pulled the flap aside, fell,exhausted, on my cot in dreamless sleep....

How was it all going to end?

It seemed to me that I had tapped violent, subterranean currents in lifeand passion, that I had not hitherto known existed....

Free Love, Marriage, Polygamy, Polyandry, Varietism, Promiscuity—thesewere but tossing chips of nomenclature, bits of verbal welter, upborneby deep terrible human currents that appalled the imagination!

The man who prated glibly of any ready solution, orthodox or heterodox,radical or conventional, of the problem of the relationships between menand women was worse than a fool, he was a dangerous madman!

Hildreth and I, a-field, had found a bed of that exceptionally poisonousmushroom named Pallida something or other ... the book said its poisonwas kin to that of the poison in the rattlesnake's bite. My eyes metwith Hildreth's ... we needed say no word, both thinking the samethought that frightened us!... "how easy it would be—!"

Now we were plumbing the darker side of passion. Something thatCarpenter does not write of in his Love's Coming of Age.

A night of wind, shifting into rain. Hildreth I knew would be afraid,alone.

I stepped into her cottage, in my bath-robe. She almost screamed at mysudden appearance. For I came in at the door like a shadow, the wind andrain making such a tumult that a running horse would not have beenheard.

"Dearest ... you're all wringing wet ... you're dripping all over thefloor. Throw off that robe. Dry yourself—there's a towel there!"

She flung me her kimono. "Here, put this on, till you're comfortableagain."

I came out in her kimono, which I was bursting through ... my armssticking out to my elbow.

She laughed herself almost into hysteria at my funny appearance.

"It will be quite safe to-night. I don't think he'd venture out. This isa hurricane, not a rainstorm ... besides, I believe he's a little afraidof you, Johnnie ... I was watching him rather closely, while I handledhim, the other night ... he kept an uneasy eye on you all the time."

"God, but you were superb, Hildreth ... if you could only act that wayon the stage!—"

"I could act that way on the stage," she replied unexpectedly, atrifle put out....

Then—

"A woman has to do many things to save herself—"

"Oh, I swear that you are the most marvellous, the most beautiful womanin the world ... I love you ... I adore you ... I'd die for you ...right here ... now!"

As we lay there in the dark the storm pulled and tugged and battered asif with great, sinister hands, striving to get in at us.

Hildreth trembled in my arms, shaking afresh at each shock of the windand the rain.

"Don't be afraid, my little woman!"

"I wonder if he'd dare come down to-night?"

"If he did, and caught us, I'd kill him."

"He knows that, if he knows anything, I'm sure ... that's why I thinkwe're all right!"

And she came up closer into my arms with a sigh of content.

I had been asleep....

The sudden madness and saturnalia of love into which I had these fewweeks been plunged tapped, it seemed, my subliminal consciousness, maybemy memory of former incarnations....

I never had such a vision in my life....

I was fully aware of my surroundings, yet through them shone another, afar reality that belonged to me, too.

I described it to Hildreth, as she lay, thrilled, beside me.

A cave ... high up on the hill-crest ... our cave, that we had imagined,now come true....

I was a huge chap, with a girdle of leaves about my waist ... strange,tropic leaves ... there was black hair all over my body ... there was alittle, red fire back in the cave's obscurity....

I had come in, casting a dead fawn down from my shoulder....

Hildreth came forward ... it was plainly she ... though with fine redhair like down on her legs....

"But your name is Naa ... my name is Kaa, the hunter, the slayer ofgood, red meat."

"Johnnie, do you really see that,—all that!"

She was enthralled like a child, as I described the landscape that lay,spread immense, beneath us ... and the wide ocean, great and blue, thattossed to the east.

Though I was genuinely possessed by this strange vision, though it wasno make-believe, I could not help injecting a little Kansas horse-playinto it....

I sank my teeth in "Naa's" shoulder, till she cried aloud. I seized herby the hair and dragged her till she lay prone on the floor.

I stood over her, making guttural noises, which I did so realisticallythat it made shivers run up and down my back while doing it....

I was almost as frightened as she was.

Before I knew it, she was thinking I had suddenly gone mad. She wasshouting "Mubby" for help—her husband's pet name....

The little fool! I caught her over the mouth with a grim hand.

"Don't do that ... can't a fellow play once in a while?"

"But it wasn't all play, was it?"

"No, I really saw the cave, and the primeval landscape.

"Shall I tell you some more?"

"No, it frightens me too much ... it seems too real. And you've bruisedme, and my head feels as if you've torn half my hair out."

"Why did you call out your husband's pet name?"

"I don't know ... did I?"

"Yes!"

"After a pause in the dark.

"Tell me, was he ... was Mubby.. back there, in our former life?"

"O yes, he was there."

"And Darrie, too?"

"Yes, Darrie, too!"

"If my name was Naa and your name was Kaa, what were their names?"

"Mubby was named Baa and Darrie was Blaa!"

This convulsed Hildreth.

"You great, big, sweet fool of a poet, I do love you, I really do!"

"We were made for each other in every way ... my head just fits yourshoulder," she observed quaintly.

"Mubby came down to me this morning," said Hildreth one evening, "andpleaded to be taken back again ... as husband...."

"And what?—"

"What did I do?... when I love you?... the mere idea made me sick tothink of. I couldn't endure him again."

One afternoon Penton and Hildreth were closeted together from lunch todark. It was my turn to cry out in my heart, and suffer agonies ofimagination.

The next morning Hildreth began packing up, with the aid of Mrs. Jones.I came upon her, in the library, where I had gone to get a book. My facefell dismally.

"I can't endure it any longer, Johnnie, I'm going back home, to New York... my father will take me in."

"And how about me?"

"—wait patiently a few days then, if you still feel the same about me,follow me!... and, until you come to join me, write me at least threetimes a day."

"I'll do it ..." then I couldn't help being playful again, "I'll writeyou entirely in cave-fashion."

"I am taking a big step, Johnnie, I'm through with Penton Baxterforever—but I wonder if my new life is to be with you ... you are suchan irresponsible, delightful madman at times....

"You're wonderful as a lover ... but as a man with a woman to take careof—!"

"Don't worry about that! just give me a chance, and I'll show you I canbe practical too."

Hildreth had gone. With her going the bottom seemed to drop out of myexistence, leaving a black hole where it had fallen through. I walkedabout, looking so truly miserable, that even Baxter spoke with gentleconsideration to me.

"Poor Johnnie, to think you'd run into a proposition like this, thefirst pop out of the box."

"No, it isn't what you think ... I'm getting malaria, I believe."

But to be deprived of her, my first love. No longer to be in herpresence, no longer to watch her quiet smile, the lovely droop of hermouth's corner ... to feed on the kisses no more that had become asnecessary as daily bread itself to me—

I began to lose weight ... to start up in the night, after a brief fitof false slumber, hearing myself, as if it were an alien voice, cryingher name aloud....

I whispered and talked tender, whimsical, silly things to my pillow,holding it in my arms, as if it were she....

Each day I sent her four, five letters ... letters full of madness,absurdity, love, despair, wild expressions of intimacy that I would Havedied to know anybody else ever saw.

Her first letter in return burned me alive with happiness....

"—you know why she went to the city," Penton teased, "it's because'Gene Mallows, the California poet, is up there. He and she got onpretty well when we were on the coast."

"You lie!" I bellowed, beside myself, "Hildreth will be faithful to me... she has promised."

Penton Baxter looked me up and down, courageously, coolly, for a longtime. Slowly I realised what I had just said.

"That's all I wanted to know, John Gregory! I've got it out of you atlast!"

He turned on his heel.

Changing his mind, he faced me again. This time there was a despairfulagony of kindness in his face.

"Dear boy, I'm sorry for all this thing that has come between us. Butthere is yet time for you to keep out of it. Hildreth and I are donewith each other forever ... but you needn't be mixed up in thisaffair....

"Johnnie, let her stay in New York, and, no matter how much she wantsyou, don't go up there to join her."

"I love her. I adore her. I want to be where she is. Now the whole truthis out."

"My poor friend!"

"Don't call me your friend—you—"

He tightened his lips....

"If you go up there to join her, remember that I gave you fair warning."

I could endure it no longer, the torment of not seeing her, of not beingwith her....

As her favourite sonneteer, Santayana, writes—lines she often quoted—

I informed Ruth, Darrie, Penton that I was going to New York in themorning....

Penton immediately whisked out of my sight, full of uncontrollableemotion....

Darrie and Ruth almost fell upon me, trying to persuade me not to rejoinHildreth. I evaded by saying that I was now on my way to Europe, thatpossibly I might see her before I went, but—

I had an hour till train time. My MSS. was packed again, my Josephus, myHomer, my Shakespeare, my Keats, my bath robe.

I thought I would escape without saying good-bye.

But Penton came down the front porch, stood in my path.

"Johnnie, a last warning."

"I want none of your last warnings."

"Are you going to Hildreth?"

"I'm tired of being a liar. I've never lied so much in my life ... yes,I'm going to Hildreth ... and I'm going to persuade her to live with me,and defy the whole damned world—the world of fake radicals that talkabout divorces when the shoe pinches them, as well as the world ofconservatives," I announced harshly.

"I've done all I could!" he responded wearily, "I see you won't come toyour senses—wait a minute!" and he turned on his heel. He had asked meto wait with such solemnity that I stuck still in my tracks, waiting.

He disappeared into the big house, to re-emerge with, of all things,the coffee percolator!

"Here!" he exclaimed, holding out the object to me ceremoniously andseriously, "you can take this to your goddess, this poison-machine, andlay it on her altar. Tell her I offered this to you. Tell her that it isa symbol of her never coming back here again."

Here was where I too lacked a sense of humour. I struck the coffeepercolator out of his hands. I stalked off.

On the way to New York I built the full dream of what Hildreth and Iwere to effect for the world—a practical example, in our life as welived it together, of the rightness of free love....

We would test it out, would rent a cottage somewhere, preferably on theJersey coast near the sea shore ... autumn was coming on, and therewould be lovely, crystal-clear weather ... and the scent of pines in thegood air.

Perhaps Penton, Hildreth and I could all three join in amicable accord,over the solution of our difficulty, along radical and idealistic lines.

I hurried to the address given me by Hildreth. She was not in, but hermother was ... a plump, rather good looking, fashionably dressed woman.Evidently the mother did not know of the relationship between me and herdaughter.

"So you are the poet Hildreth has told me about?" after we haddiscoursed for upwards of an hour—

"I can easily see how Hildreth has grown so fond of you," and she pattedme on the head as if I were a schoolboy, in motherly fashion.

"Mother's rather stupid and old-fashioned ... there'd be no use tryingto explain the situation to her. The best thing we can do is to persuadeher that Daniel needs her, down in Eden ... that will remove her fromthe flat, so we can have it all to ourselves for a few days, in order toplan what is to be done next."

Next morning Mrs. Deuell, Hildreth's mother, as innocent as a new-bornlamb as to what was up, permitted herself to be shipped off to Eden, totake care of Daniel.

Instead of planning, however, and marshalling our resources, Hildrethand I abandoned ourselves to the mutual happiness and endearments of twolove-drunk, emotion-crazed beings on a honeymoon....

The bell rang. In walked Darrie.

"Well, Darrie!" and Hildreth embraced her friend. And I was glad to seeher, too. I knew that, in spite of the high pressure we had lived underduring the past summer, Darrie was trying hard to be just, to be friendto all of us....

She laughed at the disorder of the place ... dishes unwashed ... foodscattered about on the table....

"What a pair of love-birds you two are."

"And has Penton accepted the situation?"

"I came up to tell you that he has ... it has made him quite sick,though!"

"Poor Mubby!" Hildreth ejacul*ted.

"—but he has sent me to tell you that you can go away together whereveryou please, that he won't molest you in the least."

"It's too incredible!" cried Hildreth, almost disappointed, "you don'tknow him ... he's changed his mind, I am sure, since you left."

"He said he would follow me by Saturday (it was Wednesday) leaving yourmother in care of Daniel."

"Does mother suspect?—"

"No ... not at all."

"If the entire world fell about mother's ears, she wouldn't know."

"What do you two lovers purpose doing?"

I unfolded my scheme of living with Hildreth in a Jersey bungalow ...Derek's income to me would go on a while yet ... I could sell storiesand poems to the New York magazines ... Hildreth could write a book aswell as I ... we would become to the modern world an example of theradical love-life ... the Godwin and Wollstonecraft of the age.

We ate supper together, the three of us, in the flat. It was so cosy.Darrie and Hildreth joined in cleaning the house that afternoon.

But a bomb was to be hurled among us.

At twelve o'clock of the next day the 'phone rang.

Darrie answered it. After a few words she came for me, her face as whiteas a sheet....

"My God, Penton is in town!"

"—this is only Thursday ... he was not coming till Saturday!" Iexclaimed, full of forboding.

"I knew, I knew he wouldn't keep his original mind!" exclaimed Hildreth.

"He's holding the wire ... wants to say something to you, Johnnie."

"Yes, Penton, what is it?"

"Only this," his voice replied, as if rehearsing a set speech,"yesterday afternoon I sent a telegram to my lawyer to instituteproceedings for a divorce, and I mentioned you as co-respondent...."

"Damn you to hell ... I thought we were going to settle this in theradical way?"

"It's the only way out that I can see. I've stood this business tillit's almost killing me."

"Well, is that all?"

"No ... somehow—how, I do not know, the New York Journal has gottenhold of my wire ... it will be in all the papers to-night or to-morrow... so I advise you and Hildreth to disappear quietly somewhere, if youdon't want to see the reporters,—who will all presently be on the wayto the flat."

"Damn you, Penton ... needn't tell me about the news leaking out ...you've done it yourself ... now I want you to promise me only one thing,that you'll hold the reporters off for a couple of hours, till we have agood start."

"I'll do my best," answered he, "but please believe me. How they got thecontents of the telegram I do not know, but on my honour I did not giveit out nor did I tell the reporters where you are."

Hildreth was so angry she could hardly speak.

"This is a fine to-do," exclaimed Darrie, "Penton distinctly promisedme—"

"I'd like to get a good crack at him!" I boasted, at the same timeenjoying the excitement.

Hildreth began packing her clothes in a large suitcase ... as we laterfound she cast all her clean clothes aside, and in her excitementincluded all her soiled linen and lingerie....

We had our last meal together. I brought in a large bottle of whitewine. All of us grew rather hilarious and made a merry joke of theadventure. We poked fun at Penton.

We sallied forth at the front door, Darrie to go to the MarthaWashington. "I don't want to be mixed up in the coming uproar andscandal," she exclaimed ... "so far, I'm clear of all blame, and I knowonly too well what the papers would insinuate."

Hildreth and I took train for New Jersey ... two tickets for—anywhere... in our excited condition we ran off first to Elizabeth. We had withus exactly one hundred dollars, which I had borrowed of Darrie before weparted on our several ways.

I registered for Hildreth and myself as "Mr. Arthur Mallory and wife,"in the register of an obscure hotel hear the noise and clatter of ahundred trains drawing continually out and in.

It made me happy and important to sign her name on the register assomething belonging to me.

Once alone in the room, Hildreth, to my consternation, could talk ofnothing else but Penton.

"—to think that he would do such a thing to me, only to think of it!"she cried vehemently, again and again.

"If he believes in freedom for men and women, why was all thisnecessary? the sordidness of the public clamour? the divorce court?...oh, my poor, dear, sweet, wild poet-boy, you're in for it! Don't youwish you were well out of all this and back in Kansas again?"

"No; I am glad. As long as I am with you I don't care what happens. Ilove you, Hildreth!"

In the night she woke, screaming, from a nightmare. I could hardly stopher.

"Hush, dearest ... darling ... sweetheart ... I am with you; everythingis all right" ... then, as she kept it up, "for God's sake ... Hildreth,do be quiet ... you're all right ... the man you love is here, close byyou ... no harm shall come to you."

"Oh, Johnnie," clutching me, quivering, "I've just had such a horribledream," sobbing as I took her tenderly in my arms....

"There, there, darling!"

She was quiet now.

"In a few minutes we would have had the whole hotel breaking in at thedoor ... thinking I was killing you."

She woke up again, and woke me up.

"Johnnie, find me some ink and a pen. I'm going to write that cad aletter that will shrivel him up like acid."

"Can't you wait till morning, Hildreth?" sleepily.

"No ... I must write it now."

I dressed. I went down to the hotel writing-room and came back with penand ink.

She sat up in bed and wrote the letter. She then read it aloud to me.She was immensely pleased with her effort.

With a final gesticulation of vindictive, feminine joy, she succeeded inspilling the whole bottle of ink on the white bed-spread.

"Now you've done it."

"We'll have to clear out early before the chambermaid comes in ...we're only staying here for one night and can't waste our money payingfor the damage."

In the morning I bought the papers.

The American had made a scoop. There it was, the story of the wholething on the front page.

"PENTON BAXTER SUES FOR DIVORCE

NAMES VAGABOND-POET AS CO-RESPONDENT"

There it stood, in big head-lines.

The actuality stared us in the face. We belonged to each other now. Itwas no longer a summer idyll, but a practical reality.

As we took the train for Long Branch we realised that we had plungedmidmost into the action that would put all our theories to the test....

I looked at my woman with a sidelong glance, as she sat beside me on thetrain seat.... She was so pretty, so frail, so feminine that I pitiedher, while at the same time my heart swelled with tenderness for her,and with pride of possession. For she was mine now without dispute. She,for her part, spoke but little, except illogically to upbraid PentonBaxter, as if he had perpetrated an ill on two people thoroughlyinnocent.

I was angry with him on other grounds ... he was not playing the radicalgame, but taking advantage of the rules of the conventional world.

With a fugitive sense of pursuit, we hired a cabby to drive us to asummer boarding house at Long Branch ... where Hildreth and I rented asingle large room for both of us....

And there Hildreth immediately went into hysterics, and did nothing butweep. While I waited on her hand and foot, bringing up food to herbecause she was sensitive about the probability of people recognisingher.

We stayed there a week. Each day the papers were full of our mysteriousdisappearance ... reporters were combing the country to find us. Reportsof our being in various places were sent in by enterprising localcorrespondents....

Again we entrained ... for Sea Girt.

An old cabman who drove a dilapidated rig hailed us with uplifted whip.

"We are looking for a place to board."

"I'll take you to a nice, quiet place, just suited to two home-lovingfolks like you," he replied, thinking he had paid us a compliment, andwhipping up his ancient nag.

Hildreth gave me a nudge and a merry look and it pleased me to see shestill had her sense of humour left.

That night, as I held her in my arms, "Don't let these little, trivialinconveniences and incidents—the petty persecutions we are undergoing,have any effect on our great love," I pleaded.

"That's all very well, darling Johnnie, but where are we going to?"

"We'll find a cottage somewhere ... a pretty little cottage within ourmeans," I replied, visioning a vine-trellised place such as poets andtheir brides must live in.

"Our money is giving out ... soon we'll have—to turn back to New York!"

"If we do, that need not part us.... I'll get a job on some newspaper ormagazine and take care of you."

When I called for my mail at the Sea Girt post office, sure of hearingfrom Darrie, anyhow,—who promised us she would keep us posted, I foundno letter. And the man at the window was certain he had handed overseveral letters addressed to me to someone else who had called for them,giving my name as his.

A wave of hot anger suffused my face. How stupid of me not to havenoticed it before. Now I remembered the men who had followed us.

Our mail was being intercepted. How was Baxter to procure his divorcewithout gaining evidence in just such a way?

One night I started on a long walk alone. I walked along the beach. Inthe dark I took off my clothes and plunged for a swim into the chillysurf ... a high sea was thundering in. I was caught in the undertow,swept off my feet, and dragged beyond by depth ... for a moment I was ofa heart to let go, to permit myself to be drowned ... I was evenintrigued, for the moment, by the thought of what the newspapers wouldsay about my passing over in such a romantic way.

But the will to live rose up in me. And I fought my way,—and it was abitter fight,—back to shallow water. I flung myself prone on the beach,exhausted.

When I reached our room again, I related my adventure to Hildreth.

It was she who took care of me now. I lay all night in a high fever ...but I was so happy, for the woman of my heart sat close by me, holdingmy hand, speaking soft terms of endearment to me, tending to all mywants.

This tenderness, this solicitude and companionship seemed for the firsttime better to me than the maddest transports of passion that swept usinto one.

In the morning mail came a letter, general delivery, from Penton.... NowI was sure he was having our every step watched. A blind passion againsthim rose in me ... the little bounder!

In the letter he asked me to meet him at the Sea Girt railway station atfour o'clock. I made it by the time indicated, by a brisk walk.

There he was, dropping off the train as it came to a stop. Another sceneflashed through my mind, a visual remembrance of the day he had droppedoff to visit me at Laurel.

Then we had rushed toward each other, hands extended in warm,affectionate greeting ... now ... I slowly sauntered up to him.

"Yes, Penton, what do you want; how much longer are you going to tortureyour wife?"

"—yours now, Johnnie; mine no longer!" grimly.

"If she were wholly mine, I'd knock you flat ... but you still have asort of right in her that protects you from what I otherwise might do toyou."

"For heaven's sake, let's be calm."

"Calm—when you say in your letter, 'you need not be afraid, I meditateno harm?'—do you mean to imply that, under any circ*mstance, I would beafraid of you?"

"Johnnie, there is only one way to settle this ... I'm set on gettingthe complete evidence for a divorce ... exactly where is Hildreth now?"

"None of your damned business ... all I can say is that she is somewherenear here ... and she's sick and hysterical through your persecutions... and if you don't call off your snooping detectives, by the Lord God,if I run into any of them, I'll try to kill them."

"Johnnie, it's the best thing to deliver the legal evidence and have itover with. Let me accompany you to where Hildreth is, and—"

"If she set eyes on you," I replied, "she'd fly at you and scratch youreyes out—in her present mood."

"Only show me where she is, then—point out the place."

"If I find you snooping around, you'll need hospital attention for along time."

"Then you won't help facilitate the proceedings, secretly?"

"No, since you've begun this game, find out what you can yourself. Whatdo you think I am?"

"A very foolish young man to treat me so when I am still your bestfriend."

"Here comes the north-bound train. You hop aboard and go on back to NewYork."

Seething with rage, I caught Penton Baxter by the arm and thrust him upthe steps....

Next morning came a letter from Darrie, from the Martha Washington. Wewere the talk of the town, she told us.

She had tried to keep Penton from employing detectives to follow us. Sheadvised us to return to New York—we must be out of money by thistime....

Hildreth could stay at her mother's and father's flat till we madefurther arrangements for going off some place together.

"Darling, if we return from what has proven to be a wild-goose chase,will you promise me not to become disheartened, to lose faith in me?"

"Of course not, Johnnie ... I think Darrie offered very good advice,"she sighed.

Back we turned, by the next day's train, full of a sense of frustration;what an involved, unromantic, practical world we lived in!

Hildreth heaved a sigh of content as we walked into her mother's flatagain. Her mother was still at Eden ... alone ... taking care of Daniel,for whom she had a great love.

We had Darrie over the telephone, and soon she was with us, giving usthe latest news of the uproar.

The papers were at us pro and con, mostly con.

Dorothy Dix had written a nasty attack on me, saying that I was climbingto fame over a woman's prostrate body ... that, in my own West, insteadof a judge and a divorce court, a shotgun Would have presided in mycase....

The Globe was running a forum, suddenly stopped, as to whether peopleof genius and artistic temperament should be allowed more latitude thanordinary folk....

As Hildreth and I rode down Broadway together, side by side,unrecognised, on a street car, we saw plastered everywhere, "Stop ThatAffinity Hunt," a play of that name to be shown at Maxime Elliott'sTheatre....

I must admit that I was pleased with the sudden notoriety that had cometo me ... years of writing poetry had made my name known but moderately,here and there ... but having run away with a famous man's wife, my namewas cabled everywhere ... even appeared in Japanese, Russian, andChinese newspapers....

But this was not what I wanted of the papers ... I must use this spaceoffered me to propagandise my ideas of free love....

So I arranged to meet Penton privately in the lobby of the Martinique.

Hildreth and I were there, waiting, before Penton came the next day.Appearing, he wore the old, bland, childlike smile, and he shook handswith us as if nothing untoward had ever taken place.

Someone had tipped off the reporters and they were on time, too,crowding about us eagerly. One young fellow from the Sun, looking likea graduate from a school of divinity, asked a special interview of mealone, which I gave ... afterward ... in a corner.

That Sun reporter gave me the fairest deal I ever received. He talkedwith me over an hour, without ever setting pencil to paper ... the otherinterviews were long over, Penton had left, Hildreth sat chafing....

"Come over and join us, Hildreth."

She sat listening in silence while I continued rehearsing all my ideason marriage, love, divorce ... how love should be all ... how thereshould, ideally, be no marriage ceremony ... but if any at all, onlyafter the first child had been born ... how the state should havenothing to do with the private love-relations of the individual....

The reporter from the Sun shook hands good-bye.

"But you haven't taken a single note!" I protested.

"I have it all here, in my head."

"But how can you report me accurately?"

"See to-morrow's Sun."

The interview with me was a marvel in two ways: it represented to ahair's breadth everything I had pronounced, transmuted into thereporter's own style of writing ... it curtailed my conversation where Ihad repeated myself or wandered off into trivial detail.

"I wonder what they'll say back in Kansas!" I had exclaimed to Hildreth,in the hearing of the reporters.

"Oh, bother Kansas!" replied Hildreth humorously.

For a month "I wonder what they'll say back in Kansas" was a catch-wordfor Broadway and the town.

When the Evening Journal put us in their "Dingbat Family" I enjoyedthe humour of it. But Hildreth was angry and aggrieved.

"You and Penton," remarked she, "for men of culture and sensibility,have bigger blind spots than ordinary in your make-up. Why, Johnnie, Ibelieve you enjoy the comic pictures about this business!...

"The only way to conduct propaganda for a cause is through the dignifiedmedium of books, I am rapidly becoming convinced—not through newspaperinterviews; which, when they are not silly, are insulting."

Baxter's lawyer soon put a stop to our public amicability ..."collusion," he warned Penton; "they'll call it collusion and you won'tget your final decree."

Tad drew cartoons of us ... a cluster of them ... "Silk Hat Harry'sDivorce Suit" ... with dogs' heads on all of us ... Hildreth, with thehead of a hound dog, long hound-ears flopping, with black jade ear-ringsin them ... Penton, a woe-begone little pug....

A box car loomed in the centre of the main picture, "The Affinity Nestof the Hobo Poet," I think it was legended ... then I was drawnstanding, one leg crossed over the other, the peak of the toe jauntilyresting on the ground, hand-in-breast like an old-fashioned picture.There was a tin can thrown over the shoulder of the tattered bulldogthat represented me ... one of my ears went through my hat ... beneath,a rhyme ran:

I brought this up to the cottage we had now procured, down in WestGrove, N.J., where we had gone finally to escape the city, and the swarmof reporters that seemed never to cease pursuing us ... for, when wefound out that they did not want propaganda, we sought to hide away fromthem....

Hildreth had been rather gloomy at breakfast that morning, and I thoughtshe would join in a laugh with me over Tad's horse-play. There is astreak in me that makes me enjoy the grotesque slap-stick of the comicartists.

When Hildreth saw the cartoons, she laughed a little, at first; then shewept violently.

Then she wrote a savage letter to Tad, letting him know what she thoughtof his vulgarity.

"There is one thing in you which I shall never quite compass; with myunderstanding," she almost moaned, "you express the most exquisitethoughts in the loveliest language ... you enter into the very soul ofbeauty ... and then you come out with some bit of horse-play, somegrotesquerie of speech or action that spoils it all."

Nevertheless, it was the humanness in me that brought all the reporterswho came to interview us to sympathise with Hildreth and me, instead ofwith Penton.

Yes, we had found our dream-cottage ... back in the lovely pines, nearWest Grove. At a nominal sum of fifteen dollars a month; the actresswho owned it, sympathising with our fight, had rented it to me for thefall and winter ... if we could stand the bitter cold in a summercottage....

There Hildreth stayed, seemingly alone, with Darrie, who had come downto chaperon her. To the reporters who sought her out when her place ofretreat became known, she averred that she had no idea of mywhereabouts. In the meantime, under the name of Mallory, I was livingnear by, was renting a room in the house of a Mrs. Rond, whose husbandwas an artist.

I came and went to and from my cottage by a bye-path through the pinesthat led to the back door.

Darrie, as we called her, performed the most difficult task of all—thetask of remaining friends to all parties concerned.

The strain was beginning to tell on Penton. A strange, new, unsuspectedthing was welling up in his heart, Darrie averred ... his love for hisrepudiated wife was reviving so strongly that now he dared not see her,it would hurt him too deeply....

His friends, the Stotesburies, a wealthy radical couple, had let himhave a cottage of theirs up in Connecticut, and he was staying in it allby himself, doing his own cooking and hurrying with a new book in orderto get enough money to defray the enormous expenses he had incurred byinitiating and prosecuting his divorce suit....

And now Daniel joined us. Daniel and I agreed with each other famously.For he liked me. He took walks with me, and we went bathing togetherafter I had done my morning's writing. We crabbed in the ManasquanRiver, and fished.

Once, when I was galloping along the road in imitation of a horse, withhim perched on my shoulders—

"Say, Johnnie, I like you ... I won't call you buzzer any more!"

"I like you, too, Daniel, but don't squeeze me so hard about the neck... it's choking my wind off."

That was a happy month ... that month of fine, fairly warm fall weatherthat Darrie, Hildreth, Daniel and I spent together in the little cottageback in the woods, secluded from the road.

The newspapers had begun to let up on us a little. It had grown a bitgalling and monotonous, the continual misrepresentations of ourselvesand what Hildreth and I were trying to stand for.

Now that I was playing the conventional game of evasion and hypocriticsubterfuge, holding a nominal lodging at Mrs. Rond's as one Mr. ArthurMallory, and explaining my being seen with Mrs. Baxter by the statementthat I was a writer sent down by a publishing house for the purpose ofhelping her with a book she was engaged in writing—

Though everybody knew well who I was, it assuaged the American passionfor outward "respectability," and we were left, comparatively speaking,alone to do as we wished....

Hildreth was a spoiled, willful little rogue ... once or twice she trieda "soul-state" on me....

Walking through the pines one day, suddenly she sat down in her tracks,began crying, and affirmed in a tragic voice, that she couldn't standthe strain of what she had been through any longer, that she believedshe was going crazy.

I immediately plumped down on all fours and began running up and downthrough the crashing underbrush, growling and making a great racket.Startled, intrigued, she watched me.

"Johnnie, don't be such a damn fool! What are you doing?"

"I'm going crazy, too, I'm suffering the hallucination that I'm a bigbrown bear, and you're so sweet that I'm going to eat you all up."

I ran at her. She leaped up, pealing laughter. I began biting at herankles ... at the calves of her legs ... "oof! oof! I'm going crazytoo!" She squealed, delighted, her mind taken off her troubles ... shestruck me on the head with her open hands, to keep me off ... I bowledher over with a swift, upward jump ... I picked her up and carried heroff, kissing her.

"My darling big rascal ... my own Johnnie Gregory!" She caught me fondlyby the hair, "I can't do anything with you at all!"

Once again, waking me up in the middle of the night:

"Johnnie, I—I have a dreadful impulse, an impulse to hit you ... I justcan't help it, Johnnie dear! I must do it!" and she fetched me a veryneat blow in the face.

"You don't mind, do you ... having your own little girl hit you?"

Now, poor Penton would have spent the remainder of the night takingthis "impulse" and the act which followed it as a serious problem inaesthetics, economics, feminism, and what-not ... and the two would havetalked and discussed, their voices sounding and sounding in philosophicdisquisition ... and, before the end, Hildreth, persuaded to take thesituation seriously and enjoying the morbid attention given her,Hildreth would have gone off several times into hysterics....

My procedure was a different one:

"—of course I don't mind you following your impulses ... you should ...but also I have just as imperative an impulse—now that you suggestit—to hit you."

And I was not chary of the vigorous blows I dealt her, a tattoo of themon her back....

"Why, Johnnie," she gasped, "you—hit—me!" and her big eyes, wide withhurt, filled with tears. And she cried a little....

"There, there, dear!" I soothed. Then, with a solemn look in my face, "Icouldn't resist my impulse, either."

"You mustn't do that any more, Johnnie ... but,—you must let me hityou whenever I want to."

But she never had that "impulse" again.

But, though we romped a lot, Darrie, Hildreth, Daniel, and I,—andthough Hildreth called me her "Bearcat" (the only thing she took fromthe papers, whose title for me was "The Kansas Bearcat") don't thinkthat this made up all our life in our cottage....

In the morning, after breakfast, which Daniel and I usually ate togetheralone, we being the early risers of the household—I repaired to thelarge attic and wrote on my play. Then frequently I read and studiedtill four, keeping up my Latin and Greek and German, and my otherstudies.

Darrie also wrote and studied in her room.... Daniel led the normal lifeof the happy American boy, going where the other boys were, and playingwith them—when he and I didn't go off, as I have said, for theafternoon, together, crabbing and fishing.

Hildreth, of course, was working hard at her book—a novel of radicallove....

After four was strolling time, for all of us ... along the river, bythe ocean beach, further away ... or among the pines that reached upinto our very backyard.

When the grocer boy or the butcher boy came, I (for the sake of outwardappearances) stepped out of sight, though it irked me, still to resortto subterfuge, when we had launched forth with such a fanfare ofpublicity....

"Wait till Penton wins the decree, then we can come out into the openand live in a Free Union together—or marry!" Hildreth begged of me... and I acquiesced, for the time....

Each evening, by the open fire, I read aloud from the poets ... orDarrie or Hildreth did ... happy evenings by fire-light, that shallalways live pleasantly in my memory....

We had but few disagreements, and those trifling ones.

Darrie was herself in the midst of a romantic courtship. 'Gene Mallows,the Californian poet, had fallen madly in love with her, having met herduring his brief visit to New York....

Every day Darrie received her two, three, even four letters from him,couched in the most beautiful literary phraseology ... and each letterinvariably held a sonnet ... and that, too, of an amazingly highstandard of poetic excellence, considering the number Mallows wasdashing off every day ... many of them were quite lovely with memorablephrase, deft turn of fancy or thought.

Penton recalled Daniel to the city.... Afraid now that the papers mightlocate him with us....

We had a few warm mid-days of glorious sunshine still, and I oftenpersuaded Darrie and Hildreth to take nude sunbaths with me back of thehouse ... which we enjoyed on outspread blankets, ever keeping a weathereye for intruders....

As we lay in the sun we read poetry aloud. And I read aloud much of abook that amounted to our Bible, Havelock Ellis's Sex in Its Relationto Society.

I might add, for the sake of the reader who may be prone tomisinterpret, that our behaviour was quite innocent, as we lay about inthat manner....

Our best friend was the artist's wife, Mrs. Rond ... she was, in herway, herself a character ... the poverty of her family was extreme. Shehad a numerous menage of daughters; and a horde of cats as pets.Whenever she walked away from her house the cats followed her in a longline, their tails gaily in the air, like little ships sailing.

Mrs. Rond smoked incessantly, rolling her own cigarettes, from packagesof Plowboy tobacco....

Her conversation was crisp, nervous, keen. An intellectual woman of thehighest type; with all her poverty, she preserved around her anatmosphere of aristocratic fineness (even if she did smoke Plowboy)which bespoke happier days, in an economic and social sense.

She was thoroughly radical, but quiet and unostentatious about it. Shelooked on me and Hildreth as play-children of the feminist movement.

I think it was the exaggerated maternal instinct in her that moved herto foster and champion Hildreth and me ... an instinct that made hergather in every stray cat she found on the road ... she is the onlyperson I have ever known who could break through the reserve of thecat's nature, and make it as fond and sentimental as a dog is toward itsmaster.

Mrs. Rond knew all the classics, and, in her library, which she neverlet go, when their economic crash came, were most of the English poetsand essayists and novelists from Malory and Chaucer down to WilliamWatson and W.L. George....

She made us welcome at her home. We formed a pleasant group together,the occupants of my little cottage back in the pines, and she, hervalitudinarian husband, and her four daughters, the eldest of whom,Editha, was of an exquisite type of frail, fair beauty ... all herdaughters had inherited their mother's keen-mindedness ... she hadbrought them up on the best in the thought, art, and literature of theworld....

The relationship between mother and daughters was one more ofdelightful, understanding comradeship than anything else ... in spite ofthe fact of Mrs. Rond's over-developed maternal instincts ... afavourite trick of the two youngest daughters being to hide awayupstairs and then call out in mock tones of agony, in order to enjoy thesight of their mother, running breathless, up from the kitchen or infrom the yard, and up the stairs, pale with premonition of someaccident or ill, and crying, "what's the matter? children, what's thematter?"

"Oh, nothing, mother ... we're only playing."

And her relief would be so great that she would forget to scold them fortheir childlike, unthinking cruelty.

Just before I had left Kansas to come East on my projected trip toEurope, the magazines had begun to buy my poems, the best of them—Nowevery poem of mine was sent hurriedly back with an accompanyingrejection slip.

Yet I was sure that I was writing better than ever before.

Simonds, of the Coming Nation, and the editor of the Kansas CityStar were about the only editors who now took my work. I inferredrightly that my notoriety was what was tabooing me. I determined to runup to New York and find out for myself if this was true!

As I rode north along the flashes of sea, marsh, and town, I thought ofmy little flock that I had left behind for a day, with intensesatisfaction and content. They were mine. Hildreth was my woman, Danielhad been my child for the space he was with us. And I held Darrie infriendly tenderness, much as the bourgeois business man holds thesupernumerary women of his household, though she was by no means that,nor was she in any way dependent on me....

I was finding it very good to own, to possess, to take root; to bepossessed and owned, in turn. I carried an obscure sense of triumph overBaxter.

Darrie, who had been to town the week before, had come back with areport of Penton's unhappiness, his belated acknowledgment that he wasstill, in spite of his battle against the feeling, deeply in love withhis discarded wife. It was not so easy to tear her out of his heart, shehad intertwined so deeply there ... eight years with a woman, and onechild by her, and affection for her was no easy thing to root up fromone's being.

"I sat there a long while with him in Riverside Park," Darrie reported,"it was chilly and he wore an old overcoat because he couldn't afford anew one. His hair was greying at the temples. He looked stooped, aging,frail as if an extra wind might lift him up and carry him away fromme....

"He was worried about my having been brought into what he called 'themess' ... wondered how the papers had not scented 'the other woman' inme, no matter how innocent I was of that appellation.

"He seemed so lonely ... admitted he was so lonely....

"Johnnie, you're both poor, dear innocents, that's what you are—

"But of the two of you, you are the harder, the best equipped to meetthe shock of life ... for you will grow wiser, where Penton never will."

"How did Penton speak of me?"

"Splendidly—said he considered that in a way, perhaps, he had workedyou a wrong, done an injustice to you."

"Nonsense, the poor little chap!"

"He made me cry, he acted so pathetic ... he seemed like a motherlesslittle boy that needed a woman's love and protection."

"Darrie, why don't you marry him?"

"Now you're trying to do with me as he tried to do with Ruth and you ...marry him ... no ... I'm—I think I'm—in love with 'Gene Mallows."

Penton was pleased to hear, she said, that Daniel and I had got on sonicely together, while he was down at West Grove....

So, as I rode in the dusty, bumping train, my mind reverted to our wholefriendship together, and tenderness welled up in my heart for PentonBaxter.

In the office of the New York Independent sat William Hayes Ward, old,bent over, with his triple-lensed glasses behind which his dim, enlargedeyes floated spectrally like those of a lemur.

He greeted me with a mixture of constraint and friendliness.

"Well, my boy, you've certainly got yourself into a mess this time."

"A 'mess,' Dr. Ward?" I interrogated, quoting back to him the word hehad used,—with rebuke in my voice.

"How else shall I phrase it?"

"—with the understanding that I expect from an old friend, one whobought my first poems, encouraged my first literary endeavours,—whoenheartened and helped me at the inception of my struggle forrecognition and fame."

"And now you've won too much of the baser coinage of fame, of a kindthat a poet should never have."

"I have a poem with me ... one on the subject of what Christ wrote onthe sand—after which he bade the woman go and sin no more ... and hewho was without sin should cast the first stone."

Dr. Ward looked over the half-moons of his triple glasses at me ... hereached for the poem and read it.

"Yes, it's a fine poem, with that uniqueness in occasional lines, thatoccasional touch of power, that marks your worst effusions, Mr.Gregory!... but," paused he, "we do not allow the Woman Taken inAdultery in the columns of the Independent."

"Well," I shot back, pleased with myself at the retort I was making,"well, I'm mighty glad Christ didn't keep her out of the pages of theNew Testament, Dr. Ward!"

He barely smiled. He fixed me with a steadfast look of concern.

"Are you still with—with Mrs. Baxter?"

"Yes—since you ask it."

"The sooner you put that woman out of your life the better for you."

"Dr. Ward—one moment!... understand that no woman I love can be spokenof as 'that woman' in my presence—if you were not an old man!—" Ifaltered, choking with resentment.

"Now, now, my dear boy," he replied very gently, "I am older than yousay ... I am a very, very old man ... and I know life—"

"But do you know the woman you speak of?"

"I have met Mrs. Baxter casually with her husband several times." Hestopped short. He paused, gave a gesture of acquiescence.

"Oh, come, Mr. Gregory, you're right ... quite right ... I had no rightwhatever to speak to you as I have—

"But please interpret it as my serious concern over your career as apoet ... it seems such a pity ... you had such a good start."

"You mean?—" I began, and halted.

"Precisely ... I mean that for the next two or three years all thereputable magazines will not dare consider even a masterpiece from yourhands."

"In other words, if Shelley were alive to-day and were the sameShelley, he would be presented with a like boycott?"

"If his manner of living came out in the papers—yes."

"And François Villon?"

"Undoubtedly."

"I'm in good company then, am I not?"

"You should thank me for being frank with you."

"I do thank you ... that explains why the atmosphere up at the office ofthe National was as cold as the refrigerator-box of a meat car, when Iwas up there an hour ago ... but they were not as frank as you ... theyacted like a company of undertakers officiating at my funeral."

I was glad to find myself back in my little cottage, that samenight—back in my little cottage, and in the arms of the woman who waseverything to me, no matter if they said she spelled the ruination of mycareer.

For any man, I held, and still hold, who lets a woman ruin his career,ought to have it ruined.

I did not tell her of what Dr. Ward had told me. Why cause herunnecessary worry?

After all, the magazine world was not the only medium to present myliterary wares to the public. There remained the book world, a lessnarrow and prejudiced one.

Kennerley had written me that he waited eagerly the completion of myBiblical play.

And Zueblin, of the now defunct Twentieth Century had just sent me atwenty-five dollar check for a poem called Lazarus Speaks.

I brought back with me from New York two books as a present for Hildreth... Mary Wollstonecraft's A Vindication of the Rights of Woman, andThe Life of Mary Wollestonecraft ... these were two books she had longdesired. She was thoroughly pleased with her resemblance to thefrontispiece picture of the celebrated woman radical, in the Life.

"You possess all her vivacity, all her intelligence ... but you arebeautiful where she was plain ... she is like a plainer sister ofyours."

While in New York I had also paid a visit to the editor of one of thebiggest sensational magazines in the city, and I had arranged with him,acting as Hildreth's agent, for a thousand dollars advance on herunfinished novel. The editor had dictated a letter in which he promisedto deliver the thousand on receipt of two-thirds of the book....

Hildreth kissed me again and again when I gave her the letter....

"Johnnie, you really are wonderful ... and quite practical, after all."

"And now, my darling Hildreth, we'll take this old world and shake itinto new life, into the vital thing I have dreamed!" I boastedgrandiloquently....

"Here in this little sequestered dream-cottage of ours you and I willcarry out, popularise, through novels, poems, plays, essays, andtreatises, the noble work that Ellis, Key, and Rosa Von Mayerreder, andothers, are doing in Europe ... and we ourselves will set the example oftrue love that fears nothing but the conventional legal slavery."

"It will soon be very cold down here," commented Darrie, irrelevantly,"this is only a summer cottage, and they say—the old settlers—that weare to have a severe winter ... the frost fish are already beginning tocome ashore."

It was generally known, sub rosa, that Hildreth and I were livingtogether. But, as long as she pretended it was not so, as long as Ilived seemingly in another house, pretending, under another name, to beMrs. Baxter's literary adviser, the hypocrisy of the world wassatisfied.

I was, in other words, following the accepted mode.

It was a nasty little article by a fellow literary craftsman from thePacific coast, that set me off, brought me to the full realisation thatI was but playing the usual, conventional game,—that roused me to thedetermination that I must no longer sail under false colours.

This writer retailed how, after a brief, disillusioning few weekstogether, Hildreth had grown tired of the poverty and spareness of theliving a poet was able to make for her ... of how I was lazy, impliedlydirty ... of how, up against realities, we had parted ... I had, hestated, in fact, deserted her, and was now on my way back to Kansas,riding the rods of freights, once more an unsavoury outcast, a knight ofthe road ... he ended with the implication, if I remember correctly,that the reception that awaited me in Kansas, would be, to say theleast, problematical.

Of course this story was made up out of whole cloth.

'Gene Mallows afterward informed me that the big literary club in SanFrancisco that this hack belonged to had seriously considereddisciplining him by expulsion for his unethical behaviour toward afellow-writer.

But I maintain that it was good that he penned the scurrilous article.For I had allowed happiness to lull my radical conscience asleep. It wasnow goaded awake. I held a conference with Hildreth.

"There is now only one thing for me to ... to come right out with itthat you and I are living here together in a free union, and that thelove we bear each other not only justifies, but sanctifies our doing aswe do—as no legal or ecclesiastical procedure could....

"That here we are and here we intend to abide, on these principles—nomatter what the rest of the world does or says or thinks."

"I admit, Johnnie, that that would be the ideal way, but—" interruptedDarrie—

"But nothing—I'm tired of sneaking around, hiding from grocers andbutcher boys, when everybody knows—

"And besides, Hildreth," turning to her, taking her in my arms, kissingher tenderly on the brow—"don't you see what it all means?

"As long as I pretend not to be living with you I'm considered a sly dogthat seduced his friend's wife and got away with it ... 'served himright, the husband, for being such a boob!' ... 'rather a clever chap,that Gregory, don't you know, not to be blamed much, eh?' ... 'onlyhuman, eh?' ...—'she's a deuced pretty little woman, they say!'

"Can't you see the sly looks, the nudges they give each other, as theygossip in the clubs?"

"Don't let your imagination get the better of you, please don't!" urgedDarrie....

"No," I went on, "I'm going to send right now for Jerome Miller, anewspaper lad I knew in Kansas, who's now in New York on a paper, andgive him an interview that will set us right with the stupid world onceand for all. Miller was a fellow student of mine at Laurel ... he's afine, square chap who will give me a clean break ... was president ofour Scoop Club."

"Darling, darling, dearest," pleaded Hildreth, "I thought you had aboutenough of the newspapers ... you've seen how they've distorted all ourideals ... how our attempt to use them for propaganda has gone to smash... how they pervert ... the filth and abuse they heap upon pioneers ofthought in any direction—why wake the wild beasts up again?"

"What's the use believing in anything, if we don't stick up for what webelieve?"

"Oh, go ahead, dear, if you feel so strongly about it, but—" and hertiny, dark head drooped, "I'm a little wearied ... I want quiet andpeace a little while longer ... I'm getting the worst of it—not you somuch, or Penton.

"I'm the woman in the case.

"Remember the invitation the other night, from the Congregationalminister—for tea? He invited you for tea, you remember, and left meout?"

"—remember, too," I replied fondly, caressing her head, "how I didn'teven deign to reply to the —— —— —— ——!"

"Sh!" putting her hand gently and affectionately over my mouth, "don'tswear so ... very well, poke the wild beasts again!... but we'll onlyserve as sport for another Roman holiday for the newspapers."

I wrote Miller to come down, that I had an exclusive interview for him.

He arrived the very night of the day he received my letter.

Darrie stepped out over to the Ronds', not to be herself brought intowhat she had so far managed to keep out of.

Hildreth consumed the better part of two hours fixing herself up aswomen do when they want to make an impression....

"Your friend from Kansas must see that you haven't made such a badchoice in picking me," she proclaimed, with that pretty droop of hermouth.

"No, no! be a good boy, don't muss me up now!"

She wore a plain, navy-blue skirt ... wore a white middy blouse withblue, flowing tie ... easy shoes that fitted snug to her pretty littlefeet ... her eyes never held such depths to them, her face never shonewith such beauty before.

I wore a brown sweater vest with pearl buttons ... corduroy trousers ...black oxfords ... a flowing tie....

A large log fire welcomed my former Kansas friend.

"Well, Johnnie, it's been a long time since I've seen you."

"Jerome, let me introduce you to the only woman that ever lived, orshall live, for me ... Hildreth Baxter."

As Hildreth gave Miller her hand, I could see that he liked her, andthat he inwardly commented on my good taste and perhaps said to himself,"Well, Johnnie is not so crazy after all!"

After I had given him the interview, he asked her a few questions, butshe begged to be left out, that it was my interview.

"Mr. Miller, you are a friend of Johnnie's ... I have often heard himspeak highly of you; can't you dissuade him from having this interviewprinted ... no matter if you have been sent by your paper all the waydown here for it?"

Jerome liked what Hildreth had said, admired her for her common sense.He offered to return to the city, and risk his job by stating that hehad been hoaxed.

"I will leave you to argue it out with him, Mr. Miller." And Hildrethexcused herself and went off down the path to the Ronds' too.

"Johnnie," my friend urged, putting his hand on my shoulder, "yourlittle lady has a lot of sense ... it will kick up a hell of a row ...it's true what you say about them rather approving of you now, some ofthem, considering you a sly dog and so forth.... Yes, I'm sorry to say,what you're doing, much of the world is doing most of the time."

"I beg your pardon, Jerome, but there you've made my point ... do youthink I want a sneaking, clandestine thing kept up between me and thewoman I love?"

"Then why not stay apart till the divorce is granted, then marry herlike a regular fellow?"

"Damn it, Jerome, you don't understand, you don't get what we radicalsare driving at...."

"I'll take a chance with my job and quash this interview—that's howmuch I like you, Johnnie."

"Oh, I know you mean well enough ... most of you boys have treated merather well, according to your lights ... it's the damned lead-writersand re-writers and editorial writers—they're the ones that do thedamage."

"You want me to go ahead then?"

"Yes, that is the only way."

"It is a big story, a real scoop." Miller was again the newspaper manwho had scored a beat on rival newspapers....

"Can't you stay over night, Jerome? We can make room."

"I must catch the next train back ... I'm off now ... there's the taxi Iarranged to have come and take me ... it's out there now ... good-bye,Johnny, and God help you and your little girl."

Hildreth came in soon after Miller's departure, looking like afresh-faced girl of twelve.

"Did—did your friend think I was good-looking?"

"Yes, I am sure he thoroughly approved of you."

"To-morrow another Roman holiday begins."

The result of that interview was worse than I could have surmised. Allthe batteries opened fire again. The Kansas papers called me "theshameless tramp" ... reporters spilled from autos and rigs all over thefront stoop. After giving a few more interviews in the mad hope thatthis time they would get it straight, I saw that the harvest was evengreater abuse and defamation ... and, as Hildreth had predicted, shecame in for more than her share of the moral indignation of people whosold that precious ware at so much a line, or were paid salaries forsuch work....

We practically deserted our house so the reporters could not find us....

Many of the reporters never came near the house. Instead, lurid storieswere concocted in the back rooms of nearby roadhouses. And, failing tofind us at home, interviews were faked so badly that they verged on theburlesque ... where not vulgar, they were vicious ... words were slippedin that implied things which, expressed clearly, had furnished amplegrounds for libel.

Hildreth and I were pictured as living on frost fish almost entirely;the fish that run along the ocean shore, and, growing numb with the coldof autumn, are tossed up on the sand by the waves....

I was depicted as strident-voiced ... belligerent ... waving my armswildly. It was said that, full of threats, I had taken a shotgunmenacingly from a rack ... that a vicious bull dog lay between my feet,growling ... that I went, sockless, in sandals ... had long, flowing,uncombed hair....

Once a party of three reporters, from a big metropolitan paper,—two menand a woman, after stopping at a nearby road house till they were welllit,—drove about in a livery rig till they finally located us at thehouse of Mrs. Rond....

All the old nonsense was re-written ... things we had never said or evenhad in our thought ... vulgarities alien to Hildreth's mouth or mine....

The final insinuation—a sly touching on the fact that the Rond familywas on intimate terms with me, and that the young daughters wereattractive-looking, and seemed to favour the ideals I expressed withmurmurs of approval ... thus the story afterward appeared....

Mrs. Rond, after a peculiarly impertinent question of the woman memberof the party, realised by this time that the three reporters were morethan a little tipsy, and ordered these guardians of the public moralityout of the house....

In the first place, they had wormed admittance through a fraud toHildreth and me ... the woman falsely pretended that she was a friend ofHildreth's mother ... a great stroke of journalistic enterprise.

Mrs. Rond's rebuke was so sharply worded that it got through even theirthick skins....

I must say, though, that the behaviour of these three was notcharacteristic ... generally the newspaper men and women were mostconsiderate and courteous ... even when they afterward wrote unpleasantarticles about us. And often I have had them blue-pencil wild statementsI had made, which, on second thought, I wished withdrawn ... and duringall the uproar I never had a reporter break his word, once given.

"Say, Mr. Gregory, that's great stuff, do let us keep that in theinterview."

"Please, boys, draw your pencil through that ... it doesn't sound theway I meant it."

"Oh, all right"—a sigh—"but it's a shame to leave it out."

The last and final outrage—perpetrated by the papers by orders fromabove, I am sure....

Even the second uproar had died down.

Always the "natives" in West Grove and round about, our neighbours,behaved considerately, let us alone ... we were greeted politelywherever we went....

But now, Mrs. Rond informed me, strange men were appearing on the streetcorners, conducting a regular soapbox campaign against us....

Some of them were seen to get on and off trains going to and coming fromNew York....

Goaded and spurred by these mysterious outsiders, the village peoplebegan to act aloof, and the more ignorant of them sullen toward us ...but as yet it was only in the air, nothing concrete to lay hold of.

Mrs. Suydam had run away with her plumber ... the interviews she gaveout showed that it was our case mainly that had impelled her to launchforth in imitation ...

Others, in a wave of sex-radicalism, were running off together all aboutthe country ...

But it was Mrs. Suydam's case that interested me and Hildreth most ...she was a dainty, pretty little slight thing, as Hildreth was—I couldjudge by her pictures....

"Hildreth," I urged, "let's drop Mrs. Suydam a note encouraging her ...she's probably without a friend in the world, she and her man ...they're trying to oust her from her flat ... she's being hounded about."

"My God, Johnnie dear, let's don't! ... they'll only give our letterto the papers ... let's let well enough alone once more ... the grocerboy passed me in the street to-day and didn't tip his hat to me."

I was sitting at Mrs. Rond's tea-table having afternoon tea with her.She had sent one of her girls over to the cottage to tell me she wishedto see me "alone" ... "on a matter of great importance."

The cats, who had trailed her eldest daughter, Editha, across to ourplace, followed us back again with sailing tails in the air.

Mrs. Rond poured me a cup of strong tea.

"Drink that first, then I'll give you a little information that won'tbe so very agreeable to you."

The glimmer of satiric yet benevolent humour that was never long absentfrom her eyes, lightened there again, as she rolled and lit a "Plowboy."

"Have you noticed a change in the weather? A storm is blowing up. I'mspeaking figuratively ... I might as well out with it, Johnnie,—there'sa report, growing in strength, that a mob of townspeople is scheduled tocome your way to-night, some time, and treat you to a serenade ofprotest and the traditional yokel hospitality of mobs ... a coat of tarand feathers and a ride on a rail beyond the town limits."

"So it's come to that, has it?"

"Johnnie, it isn't the townsfolk that started it ... of that I amcertain ... left alone, they would still have been content to mind theirbusiness, and accept you and Hildreth on a friendly basis...."

She brought up the story of the strange men haranguing from streetcorners again....

"It's the New York newspapers, or one or two of the most sensational ofthem, that are back of this new phase."

"You mean, Mrs. Rond, that they would dare go so far as to instigate anattack on me and Hildreth ... with possibly fatal results?"

"Of course they would ... they need more news ... they want somethingmore to happen ... to have all this uproar end tamely in happy,permanent love—that's what they couldn't endure....

"Well," she resumed after a pause, "what are you going to do? You're notafraid, are you?"

"To tell the truth I am, very much afraid."

"You and Hildreth and Darrie would best take the three o'clock trainback to New York then."

"I haven't the least intention of doing that."

"What are you going to do?"

"—just let them come."

"You won't—fight?"

"As long as I'm alive."

"You just said you were afraid."

"Where a principle is considered, one can be afraid and still stick byone's guns."

"You're a real man, John Gregory, as well as a real poet, and I'm goingto help you ... if it was the townspeople alone I would hesitateadvising you ... but it's dirty, hired outsiders who are back of thisfeeling. Here!" and she stepped over to the mantel and brought asix-shooter to me and laid it in my hand, "can you shoot?"

"A little, but not very well."

"It's loaded already ... here is a pocketful of extra bullets."

She filled my coat pocket till it sagged heavily. I slipped the gun inmy hip pocket.

"You're really going to stand them off if they come?"

"As long as no one tries to break into my house I will lie quiet ... theminute someone tries to break in, I'll shoot, I'll shoot to kill, andI'll kill as many as I can before they take me. I'll admit I'mfrightened, but I have principles of freedom and radical right, and I'lldie for them if necessary."

Mrs. Rond put her hand on my shoulder like a man.

"You have the makings of a fine fanatic in you ... in the earlyChristian era you would have been a church martyr."

I held immediate consultation with Darrie and Hildreth and they wereboth scared blue ... but they were game, too.

Darrie, however, unfolded a principle of strategy which I put intoimmediate effect ... she advised me to try a bluff first.

When I walked downtown within the hour, to obtain the New York papers,there was no doubt, by the even more sullen attitude of the inhabitantsthat I passed on the street, that something serious was a-foot....

I sauntered up to the news stand, took my Times ... hesitated, andthen tried the bluff Darrie had suggested:

"Jim," I began, to the newsdealer, who had been enough my friend for usto speak to each other by our first names, "Jim, I hear the boys areplanning a little party up my way to-night!"

"Not as I've heard of, Johnnie," Jim answered, with sly evasion, and Icaught him sending a furtive wink to a man I'd never seen in townbefore.

"Now, Jim, there's no use trying to fool me. I'm on!"

The newspaper stand was, I knew, the centre for the town'sdissemination of gossip. I knew what I said would sweep everywhere themoment I turned my back.

"As I said," I continued, "I'm on!" And I looked about and spoke in aloud voice, while inwardly quaking, "Yes, I know all about it, and Iwant to drop just this one hint ... tell the boys they can come. Tellthem they'll be welcome ... So far I've had no trouble here ...everybody has been right decent with me," affecting a Western,colloquial drawl, "and I've tried to treat everybody, for my part, likea gentleman,—ain't that true?"

"That's true, Mr. Gregory" (it was suddenly "Mr. Gregory" now, not"Johnnie"). "As I was saying just the other day, there's lots worse inthe world than Mr. Gregory that ain't found out."

"I want to leave this message with you, Jim. I'm from the West. I'm agood shot. I've got a six-shooter ready for business up at the cottage.I've got a lot of extra bullets, too. As I've said, I ain't the kindthat looks for trouble, but when anybody goes out of their way—Well, asI said before, as soon as the boys begin getting rough—I'll begin toshoot ... I'll shoot to kill, and I'll kill everybody I can get, tillsomeone gets me."

"Yes, Mr. Gregory!"

"Mind you, Jim, I've always considered you as my friend. I mean what Isay. I'm a householder. I'm in the right ... if the law wants me that'sanother matter ... but no group of private citizens—"

"Good-bye, Mr. Gregory."

I walked rapidly back to the cottage. I was thinking as rapidly as Iwalked. For the space of a full minute I thought of packing offignominiously with my little household.

But before I stepped in at the door something murky had cleared awayinside me.

"Oh, Hildreth! Darrie!"

The women came dragging forward. But with them, too, it was a passingmood.

My indignation at the personal outrage of the impending mob incited meas them ... till I think not one of the three of us would have steppedaside from the path of a herd of stampeding elephants.

"The yokels," and Darrie's nostrils flared, her blue blood showing, "todare even think of such an action, against their betters!"

We lit a roaring log fire. We sat reading aloud from Shelley. As thehours drew by ... eight ... nine ... ten ... eleven ... there is nodoubt that our nerves grew to a very fine edge....

And at twelve o'clock—

Far off, at a respectful distance, a carol of rough, humorous voicessang the song, "Happily Married"!

"H-a-double-p-y," etc.

And we knew that my bluff had worked.

The next day we went through a let-down.

Hildreth was quite nerve-shaken, and so was Darrie.

But I strutted about with my chest out, the co*ck of the walk.

But, nevertheless, and despite their bravery and the fiasco of the mob'sattack, the hearts seemed to have left the bodies of both "my" women.

The cold weather that Darrie and the old settlers had predicted was nowdescending on the countryside....

One morning Hildreth timidly and haltingly proposed returning to hermother's flat in New York....

I could stay and finish my play and, having disposed of it, comelikewise to the city, and rent a flat, and she would come and live withme again. I am sure she was sincere in this. Or I could come to NewYork, rent a furnished room somewhere, and she would be with me daily,as now....

Darrie seconded Hildreth's proposal.

And yet my heart broke as Hildreth rode off in the carriage that camefor her. I kissed her, and I kissed her ... despite the stern, unbendingfigure of the aged, moral coachman in the seat.

Then, after she had started off, I pursued the carriage, overtook it bya short cut, cried out that I had still something I had forgotten togive her ... it was more kisses ... and I kissed and kissed her againand again.. and we both wept, with aching hearts.

Then the moral coachman unbent.

"—beg pardon," he ventured, "but I'm sorry for you two children ... oh,yes, I know all about you ... everybody knows ... and I wish you goodluck."

Darrie stayed over for the night, after Hildreth left, in order to seeto packing the latter's clothes in her trunk ... Hildreth had been tooupset to tend to the packing....

The next day Darrie left, too.

"You have no more need of your chaperon," she laughed, a tear glintingin her eye....

So now I was left utterly alone....

And a hellish winter descended upon the coast ... bitter, blowing,frosty winds that ate into the very bone and made a fellow curse God ashe leaned obliquely against them.

I learned how little a summer cottage was worth—in winter.

Mrs. Rond lent me a huge-bellied stove, the fireplace no longer provingof comfort.

But though I kept the stove so hot that it glowed red, I still had tohug it close, my overcoat on, and a pair of huge, woollen socks that I'dbought at the general store down in West Grove.

But, despite the intense cold, I worked and worked ... my play, Judaswas nearing completion ... its publication would mean the beginning ofmy life as a man of letters, my "coming out" in the literary world.

I ate my food from open cans, not taking the trouble to cook.

At night (I had pulled my bed out close to the stove) I heaped all theblankets in the house over me, and still shivered ... I lived on theconstant stimulus of huge draughts of coffee....

"Only a little while longer ... only a few days more ... and the playwill then be finished ... and it will be published. And it will beproduced.

"Then the woman, my first and only woman, she will be with me againforever ... I'll take her to Italy, away from all the mess that hascluttered about our love for each other."

One day, in an effort to keep the house warm—the one room I confinedmyself to, rather,—I stoked the stove so hot that the stovepipe grewred to the place where it went through the roof into the attic....

My mind, at the time, was in far-off Galilee. I was on the last scene ofthe last act of my play ... the disciples, after the crucifixion, weregathered in the upper room again, waiting for the resurrected Christ toappear to take the seat left vacant for Him....

I looked up from the page over which my frosty fingers crawled....

The boards were smoking faintly. If I didn't act quickly the house wouldcatch fire ... I laughed at the thought of the curious climax it wouldpresent to the world; I imagined myself among the embers.

I must lessen the heat in the stove. I ran and brought in a bucket ofwater. I pried open the red-hot door of the stove with a stick thatalmost caught flame as I pried.

With a backward withdrawal, a forward heave, I shot the contents of thepail into the stove....

There followed a detonation like a siege gun.

The stove-lid shot so close to my head it was no joke ... it took outthe whole window-sash and lit in the outside snow. The stove itself,balanced on bricks under its four feet, slumped sidewise, fortunatelydid not collapse to the floor ... the stovepipe fell, but the wire thatheld it up at the bend also prevented it from touching the carpet ...the room was instantly full of suffocating soot and smoke.

I crawled forth like a scared animal ... found myself in the kitchen. Inthe mirror hanging there I looked like a Senegalese.

Then, finding myself unhurt, I laughed and laughed at myself, at thegrotesqueness and irony of life, at everything ... but mostly at myself.

I righted the stove as best I could, brought the door in again fromwhere it had bitten to the bottom of the snow drift, like an angryanimal. It was still uncomfortably hot ... shifting it from hand to handI managed to manoeuvre it back to a slant position on its hinges....

Before I could light another and more moderate fire, unexpectedly theinspiration for the completion of the last scene of Judas—theinspiration for which I had been waiting and hoping—rode in on me likea wave....

Christ, in the spirit, unseen, comes to his waiting disciples.

Thomas. Someone has flung open the door. The wind has blown out thecandles.

Andrew. Nay, I sit next the door. 'Tis closed!

John. He has risen. He is even now among us.

Thomas. Someone sits in the chair. I feel a presence by my side.

Peter. Brethren, 'tis the Comforter of which He spake! [A misty lightfills the room.]

John. Ah, 'tis He! 'tis He! He is with us. He has not forsaken us.Verily, He has risen from the dead into a larger life than ever! DearLord, Beloved Shepherd of Souls, is it Thou?

Thomas. I believe, I believe! It is past speech! Thy Kingdom comes asI dreamed, but dared not believe!

John. He lives, He lives—the very Son of God!

And so, having nearly burnt a house down, and perhaps myself with it, Ihad written "finis" to my four-act play called Judas.

Hildreth and I had written faithfully to each other twice a day ... theabsurd, foolish, improper letters that lovers exchange ... I wrote mostof my letters in the cave-language that we had invented between us....

And we marked all the interspaces with secret symbols that meantintimate caresses ... kisses ... everything....

The play brought to a successful end, I realised that for one day noletters had come from Hildreth. And the next none came ... and thenext....

I besieged the post office five and six times a day in a panic, till thepostmaster first pitied me, then grew a bit put out....

A week, and not a single letter from the woman I loved....

The day before, Mrs. Suydam and her plumber affinity, for whom I feltmyself and Hildreth and Penton largely responsible, in the example wehad set—the day before these two young people had committed suicide.

As I walked about the cottage, alone, I had the uncanny feeling that theplace was haunted ... that maybe the ghosts of these two poor childrenwho had imitated us were down there haunting me ... why had not Hildrethand I written that joint letter to them as I had suggested!

—only a little thing, but it might have given them courage to goon!....

I was at the long-distance phone.

"Hildreth!" I cried, hearing her dear voice....

"Oh, how good, how sweet, my love, my life, it is to hear your voiceagain ... tell me you still love me!"

"Hush, Johnnie, hush!" answered a far-away, strange voice ... "I'mwriting you a long letter ... somebody might be listening in."

"Did you see in the paper about Mrs. Suydam?"

"Yes, it was a terrible thing."

"—if we had only written to them!"

"—that was what I thought!"

"Shall I come to the city now? My book is finished. I'm a real authornow."

"The book is finished? That's fine, Johnnie ... but don't come to thecity now ... wait my letter."

When the bulky letter came, the roads rang like iron to my step. Iwouldn't allow myself to read it in the post office. I hugged the luxuryof the idea of reading it by the fire, slowly. I kissed the stillunopened envelope many times on the way home.

I broke the letter open ... it fell out of my hands as if a paralysishad smitten me....

No, no, I would not believe it ... it could not be true ... in so shorta time ... with hands that shook as with palsy I plucked it up from thechilly, draughty floor again....

"Another man!"

She had met, was in love with, another man!

Oh, incredible! incredible! I moaned in agony. I rocked like an oldwoman rocking her body in grief.

Now was my time to end it all!

Damn all marriage! Damn all free love! God damn to hell all women!

I thought of many ways of committing suicide. But I only thought ofthem.

I flung out into the night, meaning to go and tell Mrs. Rond of theincredible doom that had fallen upon me, the unspeakable betrayal.

"Poor Penton!" I cried. "Poor Penton!"

At last I sympathised fully with him.

Ashamed, in my slowly gathering new man's pride, I did not go in to seeMrs. Rond. Instead, I drove past her house with that curious, bent-kneedwalk of mine,—and I walked and walked, not heeding the cold, till theocean shouldered, phosphorescent, in the enormous night toward me.

Home again, I slept like a drunkard. It was broad day when I woke.

I had dreamed deliciously all night of Hildreth ... was strangely notunsatisfied—when I woke again to the hell of the reality her letter hadplunged me into.

Mrs. Rond ... of course I finally took her into my confidence, and toldher the entire story....

"Not to speak in disparagement of Hildreth, I knew it all along, Johnnie... knew that this would be the result ... but come, come, you havebigger things in you ... Penton Baxter will win his divorce sooner orlater. Hildreth has another man, poor little girl! You have all that Godmeans you to have at present: Your first book!"

THE END